Birth of a Motorized Surfboard 173
An anonymous reader writes: "The October Mechanical Engineering has a article on the creation of a motorized surfboard. Looks like a bigger creative leap than Segway and potentially a lot more fun!"
"An organization dries up if you don't challenge it with growth." -- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
Hang Octane! Cowabunk! (Score:2)
I'm still waiting for my flying car.
Re:Hang Octane! Cowabunk! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Hang Octane! Cowabunk! (Score:1, Flamebait)
A couple things about americans.
We're BIG. that means one of two things.. a) lard ass or b) able to snap your puney leg with his forearms.
I think americans are generally more healthy then the skinny whine drinking smoking shorties in most other countries.. but anyways my point is you should probably focus your anti-fatso sentiments more directly on fatsos and not so much on americans
Re:Hang Octane! Cowabunk! (Score:3, Informative)
AOA Fact Sheets [obesity.org]
:
So I'm guessing BIG really does mean lard-ass, in the american case anyway. Especially since it would appear from those stats that more than half the population is overweight.
For the record , from OECD health data, the list from most obese to less obese countries goes
I presume by "
Re:Hang Octane! Cowabunk! (Score:2)
Anyways I live in CA I don't see half the fatsos people in the midwest or east coast probably see. I actually look around and see mostly extremely healthy people that are in great shape.. comparing these people to the avg german or asian person its like yea the american wo
Re:Hang Octane! Cowabunk! (Score:2)
This isn't new! (Score:1)
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Clearly cool but, Retro (Score:2, Informative)
and
just about anybody I ever hit waves
Talked about this type of fun...
Simple Google search:
"motor surfboard" yields competition.
Too easy to check.
Whatever...
Re:Hang Octane! Cowabunk! (Score:4, Insightful)
The ride was alright I guess, not all that fast and really heavy compared to a real surfboard. The weight and limited power of the engine plus the fact that the jet inlet comes above the waterline easily limited the board a lot with regards to radical moves potential. I think I would have gotten bored with it quite fast.
I didn't try it in waves but I wouldn't want to wipe out with a board that heavy (does it have a leesh?? - would it tear off your foot?). Similarly how do you duck-dive a board like this? It would save you a lot of paddling though but I think this thing is not really intended for waves.
I don't really like motorized watersports equipment, they pollute the environment. The joy of the beauty of an area such as a beach, lake, river can easily be spoiled for a lot of people by the presence of one loud jet-ski.
Great just what LA beaches need (Score:1)
Re:Great just what LA beaches need (Score:2)
These will have a little bigger effect in Minnesota, with all those waveless lakes.
Re:Great just what LA beaches need (Score:1)
Well who knows if these things will be one of those trendy "hits" like the motorized scooter (you know the one about the size of a Razor but with a tiny chainsaw motor on the rear)
Re:Great just what LA beaches need (Score:1)
What about.... (Score:2)
IMO, that is a feature, not a bug.
Getting lazy (Score:5, Insightful)
Surfing is supposed to be a sport!
Re:Getting lazy (Score:4, Insightful)
tow-in (Score:2)
I don't know about real surfers, but I think tow-in (via jetski) is not an exotic practice. In fact it is said that some spots can only be surfed via tow-in.
Re:tow-in (Score:2)
For me, a large part of the fun in surfing is the rest. Just the crashing of the waves and the noises the seagulls make, and not much else. No cars, mobile phones, and other distracting noises, just nature.
Heck, it's been years since I last surfed, and boy do I miss that...
Re:tow-in (Score:2)
Compromise: on a windsurfer.
Advantages: No jetski, no heavy unresponsive polluting noisy 'motorised surfboard', copes with the speed and drop-in fine, handles just like one of those custom tow-in boards anyway (that's where some of the initial design ideas were borrowed from). The sail lets you power around whitewater if you have to, as well as letting you get huge aerial reentries. And you don't have to paddle o
Re:tow-in (Score:2)
2. The sail won't fit in a tube.
3. You can't perform a number of maneuvers, because the sail is in the way.
4. The first close-out will smash your sail to bits.
5. The sail is an incredibly dangerous piece of junk when the wave hits you the wrong way.
6. In some situations, the a sail can catapult you off the board. And I wouldn't want to be using a
Re:tow-in (Score:2)
That would only happen in an onshore wind.
2. The sail won't fit in a tube.
It has been done
Not regularly though, and I'll give you that point.
3. You can't perform a number of maneuvers, because the sail is in the way.
Such as? Duck dives and tube rides are all I can think of, oh and maybe some old longboard stuff like hanging 10 (hang
Re:tow-in (Score:2)
Such as? Duck dives and tube rides are all I can think of, oh and maybe some old longboard stuff like hanging 10 (hang 5s can be done no problem) or hand stands etc.
360s and stuff come to mind. I know you can do stuff like this on a windsurfer. But it should be pretty much impossible in the wave.
4. The first close-out will smash your sail to bits.
Modern rigs are a lot tougher than you think, never mind having a good chance of
Re:tow-in (Score:2)
Nope, there are dozens of combinations of 360 moves (when riding in) around all 3 axes, carving on the wave, or aerial back onto the wave - let alone spinning just the board, sail or body 360. It's actually the sail that allows all these moves to happen (beyond my skill level though).
As for jumping on the way out - double loops are commonplace for the pros these days.
Maybe
Re:tow-in (Score:2)
I understand that some waves are too big to paddle into, and that towing-in is the only way. I don't hate that.
What I do hate (and I have seen it happen) is when people are to lazy to paddle into even small surf, and rather use a tow, thus ruining the experience for the other people out there. Often, but I know I'm generalizing here, these are people who don't have much regard for other people, and pretty much do as they like.
I have a big tolerance for new
Re:Getting lazy - how about looking the mirror? (Score:5, Insightful)
I wouldn't have bothered responding, except I can't believe this was modded +5 insightful.
Re:Getting lazy - how about looking the mirror? (Score:2)
Re:Getting lazy (Score:1)
From their website, the engine alone weighs 38 pounds, and the expected cost is only $6000-$7000! Compare this to a 6 ft shortboard at maybe 5-10 lbs or a 9 ft board at maybe 10-15 lbs, either board costing anywhere from $400-$1000. It's not going to grab the typical surfing crowd but probably could get the same group of folks who would buy Segways. This would probably be used by folks on lakes too small to get any c
Re:Getting lazy (Score:1)
Re:Getting lazy (Score:2, Interesting)
it's been done (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:it's been done (Score:1)
like from the 60's or something, man.
Re:it's been done (Score:2)
Gas powered surfboard (Score:3, Informative)
Skill? (Score:2, Insightful)
But who am I to critisize? I live in Kansas and didn't RTFA. (Well I did look at the nifty pictures.)
Re:Skill? (Score:3, Funny)
Heh, just wait until people start bringing this thing to wave pools! Friggen Jetsons, LOL.
hate replying to people's sigs but... (Score:2)
Re:hate replying to people's sigs but... (OT) (Score:2)
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Re:hate replying to people's sigs but... (OT) (Score:2)
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Re:Skill? (Score:1)
End DHMO poison now! [dhmo.org]
Oh, sorry, didn't realize that fluoride site was actually trying to be serious on such a laughing matter. That's so sad.
Re:Skill? (Score:1)
Re:Skill? (Score:2)
Company Website (Score:5, Informative)
Here is the site, PowerSki.com [powerski.com]
I have dreamed of these for years.
I wonder if I can get it in kit form?
Re:Company Website (Score:2)
Goes nicely with all the sponsor mentions in the article.
Something's missing here.... (Score:4, Insightful)
Let's see here... Auto-balancing two wheeled compact electric vehical or a surfboard with a small motor inside of it. Oh yeah, the creativity is just leaping from this project...
Re:Something's missing here.... (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm with you on this one.
Hell, I even think the Segway is more useful.
You want to see real creativity and invention in personal watercraft? Well, then go to the guys with a history. . . Hobie.
Their Mirage drive for kayaks is one of those things that I wish I had designed myself. It's based on the funtion of penquin wings ( so it's Linux compliant ) that generate "lift" when you pedal them, all in one amazing compact unit.
http://www.hobiecat.com/kayaking/index.html
Beats the hell out of " Gee, I don't know. How about a kayak with. . . a motor! Yeah. Nobody's ever done anything like that before."
KFG
Re:Something's missing here.... (Score:2)
Re:Something's missing here.... (Score:2)
Re:Something's missing here.... (Score:1)
Well, it was said that cities will be redesigned for the Segway.
I think this powered surfboard and the personal mortar will redesign cities much more quickly.
Except in some cities in Florida which already have extensive systems of canals which are suitable for commuting.
Doesn't this (Score:3, Insightful)
If you need a motor perhaps you should wait until the virtual surf simulator is released for Ninentendo in oh say 20 years.
Not necessarily. (Score:2)
Re:Not necessarily. (Score:2)
OK for the sun bit, less fresh air though (you are behind an engine exhaust after all), I won't comment on the activity bit that depends on what you are actually doing and the conditions.
But water skiing gets pretty BORING after a while compared to surfing. Surfing is one of those things you never master, and the ocean is always going to
Revolutionary (Score:1)
Re:Revolutionary (Score:1)
Re:Revolutionary (Score:3, Interesting)
Dangers of watersports? (Score:2)
Re:Dangers of watersports? (Score:2)
Re:Dangers of watersports? (Score:2)
As a kid (~7yo) we'd do that to knock people off motorcycles. Not piano wire but fishing wire actually. We'd string it back and forth across the street and see who we could knock off. It was actually a pretty shitty thing to do as some people got hurt but yknow as kids we thought it was fun
Just what the Navy needs... (Score:4, Funny)
As long as it isn't smelly and noisy... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:As long as it isn't smelly and noisy... (Score:2)
Amen. First guy that shows up on the East side with one of these gets his ass kicked and his little toy sunk to the bottom of the kelp beds. The only thing that saves the jetski fucktards is that I can't paddle fast enough to catch them.
form factor sea-doo (Score:1)
not in the ocean, boys! (Score:1)
first, it's way too heavy. sure, it'd help ya get past the waves, but there'd be no way to control it adequately riding back in. you'd need biggish surf to be able to be propelled beachward.
second, if you did take it somewhere where the surf was big enough to ride on this pig, the locals would skeg your puffy ass just to see you bleed.
thi
Motorized HYDROFOIL surfboard (Score:2, Informative)
http://robijn.net/hydrofoil/ [robijn.net]
Re:Motorized HYDROFOIL surfboard (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.foils.org/sailbord.htm [foils.org]
http://www.hydrofoilsurfing.com/ [hydrofoilsurfing.com]
That's Nothing! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:That's Nothing! (Score:2)
does it have a snorkel for intake/exhaust or is it really submersible?
Re:That's Nothing! (Score:1)
I have heard of an attachment that allows you to connect a scuba regulator and go down to about 80 feet. I also have an electric one called an AquaSub but the batteries really start to die out after about 15 minutes of heavy use. I can usually go all day on just 1 liter of gas with my AquaScooter!
Nice (Score:1)
Just what we need (Score:5, Funny)
My somewhat grouchy and jaundiced opinion as someone who lives on the Chesapeake is that if you want to surf you should go where there are waves. Waves are found at the ocean. Preferably the Pacific Ocean.
not a good idea (Score:1)
Price? (Score:1)
But with a custom engine and everything else they designed so that this works correctly, and considering that a standard surf or snowboard is already expensive just for the raw material, I seriously doubt that this sells cheap.
I don't think it can change the direction of the watercraft industry if only a few people can afford the thing...
No recalls (Score:2)
How about... (Score:2)
I like another.. (Score:2)
Re:I like another.. (Score:2)
Re:I like another.. (Score:2)
It's all about towing in (Score:1)
First Prototype Created in the Late 1970s (Score:3, Insightful)
Zen and the art of surfing... (Score:2)
To strap youself to a machine and try to ride that wave is simply to try and conquer it just like everything else in this world. To surf and several other activities, are to relax and achieve a state of exhiliration and calm (at least in theory, I'm a nerd on the east coast).
For those that ca
Re:Zen and the art of surfing... (Score:2)
Re:Zen and the art of surfing... (Score:2)
Pyrotechnicians do this every day (Score:1)
How about (Score:2)
We've got those (Score:3, Funny)
No mention of what speeds it can go at (Score:1)
Some places [flseagrant.org] have restrictions on speeds for watercrafts though these rules do not generally apply to water skiing. But, in light of the fact that these surfboards have mechanical engines, it might be possible that there will be new rules and speed restrictions.
What a piece of sh@t idea (Score:2, Informative)
Some people just don't get it. I'm sure the first person to bring one of these into our local lineups will be dealt with accordingly.
From a techie standpoint, I can only wonder why this was created.
erm, hows the handling? (Score:2)
I have HUGE doubts about it's ability to handle in actual waves. See, when surfing (longboards OR shortboards), the tiniest of touches turns the board. You
Why???? (Score:2)
Well, this instrument of laziness, ignroance and pollution will guarantee that you won't.
This is something I will vandalize. (Score:3, Insightful)
I have another reason.
The best part of surfing is... the surfer chicks. At least, it is in Tofino. All those beautiful hippy babes, in skin tight wetsuits, walking barefoot across the sand on a cloudy day, with the smell of the ocean and the roar of the surf as a great background.
Now compare that with how it will be if these things ever take off:
All those chubby women, in roll-tight wetsuits, leaving 8 inch deep craters in the sand as they stumble to the water, with the smell of sweat and Macdonalds and exhaust and the high pitch whine of a two stroke engine in the background.
If I see these on the beach, I will kick someone's teeth out.
Re:This is something I will vandalize. (Score:2)
Re:This is something I will vandalize. (Score:2)
Price point (Score:2)
How much you want to bet that there'll be a nice price jump when you get to the models that can outrun sharks? "And this deluxe model comes with a high-voltage electrostatic defence barrier to ward away predators..."
riight... (Score:2)
it's been done a long time ago (Score:1)
But does it come with an internet connection? (Score:1)
Weezer! (Score:2)
I'll take my board -
and when you're out of fuel.."
Surf wax america!
Use of technology (Score:3, Insightful)
Worth keeping in mind - for business, technology is just a means to an end.
This is "new"? (Score:2)
"Skim the Waves in this motor-driven paddle board", The Boy Mechanic, Popular Mechanics/Simon & Schuster, copyright 1952, page 99.
mark
Blisters (Score:2)
I didn't realize the world of the professional draftsman was so hazardous. They never warned us about that in highschool.
Re:Siegfried and Roy killed by tiger in Las Vegas (Score:1)