Sophos Releases Klingon Language Version 94
Bantu1 writes to mention an attention grab by anti-virus company Sophos, which is now offering a Klingon language version of their popular anti-virus software. Now Qo'nos too can be completely safe from the storm. If only we could see a Sophos logo in the next Paramount endeavor, the cycle would be complete.
May I be the first to say... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:May I be the first to say... (Score:5, Insightful)
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Oh, and it didn't go anywhere [slashdot.org]. It's still sitting behind the scenes, watching, waiting, getting ready to threaten our intelligence and very existence!
As for this story however, it is actually "News for Nerds". Even if it doesn't matter.
Why? (Score:4, Insightful)
From the webpage:
Why did we translate it into Klingon?
<Need some blurb here> Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Duis consequat odio vel risus fermentum at hendrerit sapien malesuada. </end blurb>
I'm guessing that's Klingon for 'God fucking knows'.
Re:May I be the first to say... (Score:3, Insightful)
wtf?
Advertisement. And it worked!
Re:May I be the first to say... May *I* say: (Score:2, Insightful)
KAM CHE CHAMI CHEK!
Picard: KAM CHE CHAMI CHEK!
Gowron (smiling): You swear WELL in Klingon, Picard....
Re:May I be the first to say... (Score:3, Insightful)
"$Header: index.html,v 1.2 2009/05/08 14:53:14 james Web page status: Draft 0.8. Req action: Mktg to review wording and imagery (better screenshots required etc..), and QA to check links. Expected launch date: July 2009. Software status: Ready. $"
Except oddly, it looks like this is a leak.