KFC South Africa Lets Customers Listen To Music Using Bone Conduction 50
An anonymous reader writes: The end of annoying restaurant muzak may be nigh: A KFC branch in South Africa has put together a playlist of local artists for diners to enjoy — so long as they do so in silence. The in-shop broadcasts can only be heard using bone conduction as a speaker — diners put their elbows on the table and cup their ears if they want to hear the tunes.
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What happens if I put an empty cup on the spots? (Score:2)
Surely any kind of diaphragm or sounding board placed on the spots would become speakers, or am I missing something?
Re:What happens if I put an empty cup on the spots (Score:4, Interesting)
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I appreciate that there aren't any sound waves at the table. But would the vibrations not use the cup as a sounding board? ie Vibrations --> cup --> cup base vibrates --> soundwaves? A speaker after all is just a driver vibrating a sound board of some description.
I would assume that the frequency of the vibrations wouldn't be able to change across medium, otherwise the sound would change. The magnitude however may be too small to convert to airborne sound waves loud enough to hear.
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It is basically just small vibrations that travels through your bones in your body
Anything that is vibrating while within the atmosphere is making sound by definition.
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Don't worry, they don't want people like you you in there anyway.
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Corporations are out of control! (Score:2)
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The africans already have a bone thru their nose.
Might as well make use of it.
I didn't know Rush Limbaugh posted on slashdot. Where does he find the time?
I've heard (Score:3, Funny)
smartphones weren't bad enough. (Score:1)
We need to come up with an even more ridiculous, stupid looking way to get people to sit right next to each other, yet ignore each other completely.
Apparently the Bone Fone Patent Has Expired (Score:4, Interesting)
Tried one. Honestly, it didn't work that well.
Note for pedants: Yes. I know the ad is from 1980 and that the referenced patent expired long before now. You can silently thank me for saving you from a ranting response. And by "silently", I mean without responding. Even though posting the text could be considered silent. Unless someone has a reader. Or... Never mind. Rant away.
I wonder if it will work well for me... (Score:2)
... since I wear a bone conduction hearing aid since I was born mostly deaf (no ear holes and canals).
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I was born with too many defects. No more please. It's nice to have no hearing for peace and quiet. Also, be able to control the volume like in loud places like theaters, concerts, churches, etc. ;)
Re:This haiku's better than any music! (Score:5, Funny)
writes about that which he loves.
Turns out Freud was right.
Etiquette? (Score:1)
One of the first rules of dining etiquette is to keep your elbows off the table.
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Isn't that etiquette based on the fact that, in the past, the tables were so unstable that they'd topple over if you put your elbows (and thus some of your upper body weight) on them?
Apparently there are other sources for this etiquette [culinarylore.com], plus a few others.