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Russia Renamed Its Ambitious Satellite Program After Putin Misspoke Its Name (arstechnica.com) 95

An anonymous reader shares a report: It was always abundantly clear that the leader of the Russian space corporation Roscosmos from 2018 to 2022, Dmitry Rogozin, sought to kowtow to Russian President Vladimir Putin. Now we have an anecdote from Putin himself that highlights how much. The story concerns a satellite constellation now known as Sfera (or Sphere, in English), a modestly ambitious constellation of 264 satellites. The Sphere constellation is intended to provide broadband Internet service from middle-Earth orbit to Russia as well as high-resolution Earth observation satellites.

As is usual with Russian space projects, because they tend to be poorly funded, the timeline for Sphere's deployment has been delayed and its scope reduced. It also underwent an unscheduled name change. Prior to 2018, this satellite program was known as Ehfir (Ether), a reference to the invisible substance once thought to fill the universe and the medium through which light waves propagated.

However that changed in 2018 when Putin was publicly announcing the program's creation. He recently recalled this in remarks that were recorded by RIA Novosti's Telegram channel. They were translated for Ars by Rob Mitchell. "At first it was called Ehfir," Putin said. "And at one of my public speeches I was talking and said it was Sfera. I arrived at the Kremlin, and the former Roscosmos head greeted me and said, 'Vladimirovich, you said it was project Sfera, Sfera you said. That's what it is, project Sfera.'"

Rogozin, who was listening to these remarks, acted immediately -- presumably to save his boss from embarrassment. After Rogozin said the constellation was named Sphere, Putin recalled that he asked how's that? Rogozin replied that it had already been renamed Sfera, not to worry. Laughing, Putin added, "So I didn't even make it back and it's already renamed to Sfera. So I said, well, OK then." Rogozin confirmed the anecdote on his Telegram channel this week.

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Russia Renamed Its Ambitious Satellite Program After Putin Misspoke Its Name

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  • Putin is a skilled communicator.
    It's not surprising that his mental conception was more resonant.

  • If it wasn't the head of rozcoz might have had an unfortunate accident out a window.
    • Naw that's not how they roll. They're fine with embarassing the president. It's racking up that carbon footprint with private jet flights that gets you in trouble over there.

  • putin also called Ukrainians nazis, while in reality his armed forces and his government were and are filled with nazis https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=... [youtube.com] and now host terrorists
    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/1... [nytimes.com]

    Of course when I point this out https://slashdot.org/comments.... [slashdot.org] I get labeled as 'troll'.

    We have to learn to call things by their real name, this would be the first step towards understanding and healing. Islam is a terrorist organization that wants to turn the world into an Islamic state, this is

    • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

      by Anonymous Coward

      Islam is a terrorist organization

      I won't argue with you about Russia, but Islam is not a terrorist organization. It's not even an organization -- there is no monolothic Islam any more than there's a monolithic Christianity, Judaism, etc.

      But I'm sure you know this. You just want to be a troll while you whine about being identified as such.

      • by znrt ( 2424692 )

        Islam is a terrorist organization

        I won't argue with you about Russia,

        oh he's dead wrong about that too, nazism exists indeed to some extent everywhere, and is often connected to military and para-military, but all considering it is very minoritary in russia, and there is generalized deep rooted aversion against it in most ex-soviet territory, for very good reason. oh, except in western ukraine, btw, they actually were nazi sympathizers during the war and it's still going strong, and has been instrumental in the current conflict.

        • oh he's dead wrong about that too, nazism exists indeed to some extent everywhere

          Actually your dead wrong. Putler is hard at work committing genocide against Ukranians. Concurrently state run media embarks on 24x7 imperialistic antisemitic rampage while Putin is busy erecting statues of Stalin throughout Russia.

          The same Stalin who killed millions of Russians, developed a friendly relationship with his good pal Adolf Hitler providing Nazis with material support, embarking on joint military ventures and inking secret agreements... In fact their friendship ran so deep even after Hitler a

          • by znrt ( 2424692 )

            Putler is hard at work committing genocide against Ukranians.

            what is happening in ukraine isn't a genocide, although the civil war already raging (and ignited by the coup by the us-backed nazis) has been indeed viciously fratricide. still, that's war, not a genocide. russian invasion atm it's still limited to overwhelmingly russian heritage/culture territory, so who are they supposed to be genociding? themselves? for a contemporary example of genocide see what israel has been doing in palestine the last decades and is culminating right now. spot any difference?

            also,

            • what is happening in ukraine isn't a genocide

              Of course it is.
              https://newlinesinstitute.org/... [newlinesinstitute.org]

              although the civil war already raging (and ignited by the coup by the us-backed nazis) has been indeed viciously fratricide.

              Civil war my ass. After Maidan Russia invaded the east and waged war against Ukraine. Only those whose brains have been completely rotted by Russian propaganda believe the Nazi bullshit and civil war propaganda. What other ridiculous things do you believe? Was Maidan a coup d'etat orchestrated by the west?

              The truly sad part is Russian bullshit is so easily disproved with such a small amount of effort.

              "Mission has still been able to document Russiaâ(

              • by znrt ( 2424692 )

                Don't be a clown.

                yeah, sorry, no disrespect, but you are full of shit.

                • yeah, sorry, no disrespect, but you are full of shit.

                  Is that the best you can do?

                  • by znrt ( 2424692 )

                    for people that is full of shit and deliberately misrepresents facts it's way more than they deserve, and still nothing would be enough to have a meaningful exchange of ideas. so, i'm afraid yes. don't worry, you don't need me to keep shouting your lies. you aren't even alone.

                    • for people that is full of shit and deliberately misrepresents facts it's way more than they deserve, and still nothing would be enough to have a meaningful exchange of ideas. so, i'm afraid yes. don't worry, you don't need me to keep shouting your lies. you aren't even alone.

                      I've provided evidence to objectively support my assertions regarding Genocide and "civil war" claims. Is your position so weak you are unable to do the same? Is calling me full of shit the best you can do?

                      BTW have you heard of mobs of Nazi's looking for Jews to kill in Dagestan?
                      https://www.jpost.com/breaking... [jpost.com]

            • by nasch ( 598556 )

              Wow, our very own Russian disinformation troll.

          • In fact their friendship ran so deep even after Hitler attacked the USSR Stalin couldn't bring himself to believe his good pal had betrayed him.

            According to a part of historians, Stalin intended to strike first, but as a raving lunatic, ordered defenses to be burnt during preparation for the attack. Hitler's Operation Barbarossa was a hasty desperate counter-strike which initially succeeded only because of said Stalin's lunacy -- he eg. closed himself in his quarters for two weeks, refusing to issue orders. And, as it was just after the whole upper cadre of Soviet army having been purged and murdered for acting on their own initiative without an

        • https://duckduckgo.com/?q=russ... [duckduckgo.com]

          Doesn’t exactly look like these guys are worried about getting punched.

    • Of course when I point this out https://slashdot.org/comments [slashdot.org].... [slashdot.org] I get labeled as 'troll'.

      That's not why that post got modded troll. There are clearly other reasons.

    • ruzzia

      Your spelling is off. You wanted to say "Muscovy", the other name is stolen.

      At present it's way too tainted to be returned to Rus' -- ie, Ukraine -- but that's not a reason to allow the thieves to use it.

  • by bubblyceiling ( 7940768 ) on Friday October 27, 2023 @03:54PM (#63959497)
    Thats not something to be proud of. It just shows that Putin has surrounded himself with sycophants or Yes men and bodes badly for the future.
    • My immediate thoughts were of the path of a hurricane back when Trump was the POTUS. He went on TV and announced where the danger was heading, but he got it wrong. The next thing that happened was that someone updated the diagrams to make it look as though what he said came from the meteorologists.

      • I just don't understand why it is so hard for someone, like Trump, when they misspeak to just admit it. Why is that considered such a horrible thing to just say something like "Yeah, I know I said Florida but I misspoke and meant Georgia (or where ever)." People make simple mistakes like this all the time. I just did it earlier today, not a big deal. But I guess with certain egos, they can't be wrong. Sad.
        • Biden, on the other hand, has (justifiably) admitted to being "a gaffe machine" [theguardian.com].

          Some people deal with it better than others, I guess.

        • I just don't understand why it is so hard for someone, like Trump, when they misspeak to just admit it. Why is that considered such a horrible thing to just say something like "Yeah, I know I said Florida but I misspoke and meant Georgia (or where ever)." People make simple mistakes like this all the time. I just did it earlier today, not a big deal. But I guess with certain egos, they can't be wrong. Sad.

          I think it comes from prioritizing loyalty above all else.

          When you screw up your opponents use it to attack you. The more loyal the subordinate the more strongly they'll defend you.

          If you then admit the mistake, well then you just sold out your most loyal defenders and now they're looking ridiculous explaining why they repeated this ridiculous falsehood that even you corrected.

          If on the other hand you dig in then you're signalling that unquestioned loyalty to you is the way to go. And if the folks who didn'

        • by nasch ( 598556 )

          IMO you don't understand because you're not a malignant narcissist. So that's good.

      • by nasch ( 598556 )

        The next thing that happened was that someone updated the diagrams

        I don't actually have proof of this but... it was Trump.

        to make it look as though what he said came from the meteorologists.

        It was clearly hand drawn on the map with a marker and was completely the wrong shape. It didn't look anything like something that came from the meteorologists. Though to be fair, just add "attempt to" and I would agree, which is probably what you intended.

  • by rsilvergun ( 571051 ) on Friday October 27, 2023 @04:16PM (#63959611)
    little things like this, and big things like the Ukraine war and the damage it'd done to Russia, really drive that home.

    Once you've got a dictator in place they're almost impossible to get rid of, and it's only a matter of time before age takes it's toll and they start doing things that hurt everyone, not just the folks you put them in power to hurt...

    America needs to remember that.
    • Spot on. What used to be the sole domain of military dictatorships has crept into the politics of democracies across the globe. I would suggest that people who are interested in preventing dictator-like governments need to figure out what it is that makes a third or more of voters truly desire a stongman/dictator type leader. Figure out this psychology and see how that need can be met in some other way. The current 'strategy' of trying to shame folks, lecture them, ban people doesn't seem to be makin

  • It was called the RS-72 but one of the big mucky mucks (President Johnson?) called it the SR-72. So Lockheed, instead of embarrassing the president, changed all their docs so it was the SR-72.
    • Curtis LeMay asked him to change is, since he liked it better.
    • When did this happen? Which aircraft and/or program was "SR-72" used for since it appears this was used more than once? Depending on the year the "S" designation could be for "scout" or "S" for "(anti-)submarine" with the change happening in the 1960s and some aircraft retaining their old designations from the 1950s because it would have been too much paperwork to change everything. The use of "R", either as a primary designation or modifier prefix, would be for "reconnaissance" under most any past or pr

  • by Anonymous Coward

    President Carter caused a similar name change when he got the R and S letters swapped in a press conference.

    But it was not the only time he got his communications crossed. it was a serial mistake.

  • by Pseudonymous Powers ( 4097097 ) on Friday October 27, 2023 @04:43PM (#63959719)
    Authoritarian regimes do not have electoral legitimacy, so any legitimacy they may have is based entirely on their competence as perceived by their citizens. (Well, that, and lies about their electoral legitimacy.) So they cannot safely admit error in any context. But of course errors frequently occur nonetheless. So history and reality must regularly be changed to "erase" these errors. This incident is just a particularly silly and visible and, unusually, acknowledged illustration of this phenomenon. It is sometimes claimed that all this lying will lead inevitably to the disintegration of such regimes, but I'm too pessimistic to believe that.
  • is what we'll get if the Tinted One wins the election.

  • I don't know whether the Internet Research Agency (Russia's internet propaganda department) directly contributed to this article, but this (at least the summary) reads like typical Russian propaganda about their dictator. It's like those pictures of him riding a horse shirtless: show how charming, strong, yet harmless and folksy he is.

  • Now Kije was a hussar bold, a hussar bold was he...

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