Ask Douglas Adams About...Everything 493
Who could possibly know more about Life, the Universe, and Everything than Douglas Adams? Who, despite being Mostly Harmless, could give a better anwer to almost any question you could ask? Could you please post your questions -- one per post -- below? Could we pick 10 of the highest-moderated ones and send them to Mr. Adams by e-mail? Might we allow Mr. Adams a week or more to answer, since he's as busy as RMS but has kindly consented to talk with us anyway?
Dirk Gently (Score:2)
Although they weren't as criticly acclaimed as the HGTTG series, I found your Dirk Gently books (especially Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency) to be... well.. literary genius.
Can we expect to see any more Dirk books?
--synaptik
If you want to flame me, do so here [slashdot.org].
Doctor Who episode (Score:2)
So when I discovered (years ago) that you had written an episode for the BBC series Dr. Who, my emotional reaction was matched only by my dispair when I found that it was never aired.
So now the question: Did you indeed write this rumoured episode? What was your connection with Dr. Who before and after? What wasyour reaction to the episode not being aired? Have you written episodes for other TV series'?
Thanks!
--Chouser
--Chouser
Everything2 (Score:2)
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Re:So what is the answer? (Score:2)
The Brit Wits (Score:2)
In any case, keep it up!
navels, how they love you... (Score:2)
Cynic or Optimist? (Score:2)
Re:Six Times Nine DOES Equal 42... (Score:2)
#define NINE 8 + 1
int main(int argc, char ** argv) {
printf("6*9 = %d\n", SIX * NINE);
}
See?
h2g2 - the next generation Travel Guide? (Score:2)
I LOVE the h2g2.com site. This is a well-thought out site, and really shows the potential of Internet-enabled collaboration.
Was it your intention to make what could become the ultimate travel guide (beating Michellin's Guides like a dirty rug), or was it just for funsies?
Now, if I could just fit it on my Palm...
Re:Douglas Adams and Doctor Who (Score:2)
As for the two Dalek stories you list, it is true they have yet to be novelised but this has nothing to do with Adams. By the time these stories were produced in the mid 1980s Adams was already world-famous for his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of books -- perhaps more famous even that 'Doctor Who' itself -- and certainly had no more interest in the series in which he got his start. In fact those stories were written by former script editor Eric Seward, who left the series on a somewhat more acrimonious note and thus out of spite has disallowed his stories from being novelised. This has very little to do with the Nation estate as the stories were sanctioned by Nation -- they had to be or they could not have been produced by the BBC.
Incidentally, since the BBC, not the author, owns the rights to ALL the 'Doctor Who' series videos, it is likely what ever of those 5 stories remain unreleased on video to this day WILL be in the eventuality of time. In fact, a polished off version of 'Shada' HAS already been released.
Be Seeing You,
Jeffrey.
42 (Score:2)
about the proper care of fish (Score:2)
How long does it take a monkey with three wooden legs to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?
Re:Douglas Adams and Doctor Who (Score:2)
As to Res & Rev of the Daleks, I'm pretty sure they have been shown on UKGold(A BBC spinoff in the UK) recently.
I think Resurrection of the Daleks was on last Sunday. If it was, it means that Revelation of the Daleks should be one in about a month. If you have any mates in the UK with satellite, and the capability to view PAL, you might be in luck. Unless someone has encoded it and uploaded it(doubt it).
HH2G online (Score:2)
I realize that due to licensing agreements, you might not be able to speak at the question I'd like to ask, so; on a more general note, how do you feel about 'open-source' information and information sharing? Will it be the arena of a huge, intergalactic publishing company or will it be a compilation of individual efforts? or a combination?
Re:OT: math/music (Score:2)
Last Chance to See (Score:2)
Hitchhikers' Galactic Tome... (Score:2)
Since reading your books in the eighth grade, I have never forgotten to keep my towel with me at all times. This simple advice has gotten me out of countless jams, including a run-in with a ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
So, thank you.
Now, though, I am older. I want to hand down your words of wisdom to my children and my children's children.
Is there some place I could buy a leather-bound set of your books suitable to become family heirlooms, that your words may rest aside those of Shakespeare and Chaucer in my library?
Thanks,
--Corey
Current work? (Score:2)
Greg
The big question (Score:2)
What is the question?
Alt.bitterness? (Score:2)
Is this a problem for you? Are there days where you just wake up and don't find things funny anymore?
"DNA"? (Score:2)
Re:no, you're wrong (warning! spoilers) (Score:2)
That's right. But I always thought that the joke was that they pulled a perfectly valid question out of the bag randomly, but that the actually calculation was wrong (at least in Base 10).
As if it was under direct influence of the Improbability Drive.
Breace.
Zaphod in the Movies. (Score:2)
Do you have any opinions on casting, should the movie ever appear?
-nme!
Translation of prose from books to cinema (Score:2)
Q re People Bugging You To Write Sequels (Score:2)
Do you find it more than slightly annoying that everyone wants to talk about what you wrote years ago, or a sequel to something that you wrote, and seems to get hung up on certain words and phrases that you tossed off the top of your head while brushing your teeth or taking a shower? Do you try to then steer the conversation elsewhere, or just let them go on, while thinking to yourself "Why did I say I'd show up at this event?"
And have you ever got so bored that you actually left such an event? Did you end up doing something fun afterwards, or just lay exhausted on your hotel bed thinking of the fact that you actually weren't in the Caribbean even though you're supposed to be able to go there any time you wished?
Questions not quite unlike interrogatory remarks (Score:2)
2. Have you ever been to Burning Man [burningman.com]? If not, is it because some of the attendees don't bathe for a week or just that they're too wierd [peterman.org]?
3. Have you ever visited a href="http://www.fthe Center of the Universe? And what part of it did you like the best - the Troll under the bridge, Trolloween, the functional rocket ship, or the abundance of coffee shops? Was it while on a book speaking tour of Seattle, as you felt magically pulled towards the Fremont neighborhood, or just one of those wierd traffic accidents involving cell phones, urban hippies, and a significant lack of turbans?
4. What drives you to write? And does this involve the wearing of turbans or drinking tea or coffee? Do you do this in public? Do you prefer to use pen and paper, pencil and paper, a desktop PC, or a laptop PC. Do you randomly write ideas down, outline the story, or just write off the top of your head and then edit? While editing, do you use friends or editors to check to see if your writing is too verbose or otherwise in need of retuning, especially in regards to the funny bits? Do you find it easier to write humour while depressed or when you're slightly uncomfortable and do you ever write on a plane, at an airport, or while sitting on a beach in the Caribbean?
The Net: Distraction or Useful Thing? (Score:2)
And, does this make you wish for the existance of Net Editors, or does the idea of someone editing the Net give you the willies?
Why did you pick 42? (Score:2)
Show your work for extra credit.
George
Spacetime (Score:2)
what was the deal with the movie? (Score:2)
Are there any plans to redo the movie someday with better effects and costumes? T'would be nice to have it take more into account too. Like the real end.
Too late, in this case. (Score:2)
I'm worried that only the first few words of DMA's answer to this question will be read, at which point
Bureaucracy (Score:2)
I've noticed that in real life, a terrible, wealthy, and meglomaniacal nerd makes life miserable for everyone who has to use computers.
So, my question is, was the terrible nerd based on this real life person, or did God base Bill Gates on the game Bureaucracy?
If the latter is the case, do you intend to sue God for copyright infringement and what sort of sum of money would you be asking for?
Re:Bring back the coffee table editions. (Score:2)
Re:no, you're wrong (warning! spoilers) (Score:2)
Re:Why did you pick 42? (Score:2)
Re:DNA Doctor Who episodes (Score:2)
I think the real reason DNA required convincing to allow the release of Shada was that it's just not a very good episode. The incompleteness doesn't help either; it's almost comical to see Tom Baker come out between scenes and say "I managed to escape, but then..."
Re:Mostly harmless, written under duress? (Score:2)
The beginning of it all (Score:2)
Throughout the HHG series, you've put forth several reasons to blow up the earth:
Loose end (Score:2)
So, when are we going to find out what ever became of Fenchurch?
The answer ... (Score:2)
still 42?
Re:Mostly harmless, written under duress? (Score:2)
I hope DNA will comment upon his thoughts when writing Mostly Harmless.
Re:Flying only possible when distracted (Score:2)
favorite flavor? (Score:2)
no, you're wrong (warning! spoilers) (Score:2)
The "we apolologize for the inconvenience" was G-d's final message to creation.
btw, in binary:
6 = 0110
9 = 1001
42= 010101
weird, huh?
nuclear cia fbi spy password code encrypt president bomb
Where have you been travelling lately? (Score:2)
Macintosh still the Apple of your eye? (Score:3)
But what about... (Score:3)
5th of 3 Books, the end? (Score:3)
When "Mostly Harmless" was released, I was surprised, but the ending seemed to me, very, very, final.
Was that book written just to end the series, and therefore end questions about it?
If so, did it work?
Other Authors? (addition to question above) (Score:3)
DNA, the Individual? (Or, An Invasion Of Privacy) (Score:3)
about that movie... (Score:3)
what is the current status of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy motion picture? is the screenplay still being written/rewritten? is hollywood pictures/disney still involved? is there any chance i could see a hhgg movie in my lifetime?
Philosophy? (Score:3)
It seems that you just tossed out the most outrageous things you could think of, and are amused that people read more into it than is there. But, can you cite any philosophical influences of your work? Zen? Nietsche?
Interactive Fiction (Score:3)
You and Monty Python (Score:3)
While reading some form of Monty Python autobiography, I noticed it contained several references to you. How do you think you influenced or were influenced by the Monty Python cast and crew. Overall what was your relationship with them?
Life imitating art? (Score:3)
In one or more of your HGttG books, you mention that if humanity ever completely understood our universe, it would instantly be replaced with something much stranger. (Sorry, I'm too excited to find the exact passage right now.) Shortly after I first read that, I heard about a real theory of physics that is strikingly similar... In order to directly study the origins of our universe, we'd need to build a particle accelerator large enough to generate a certain magic number of units of energy -- but it just so happens that putting that much energy in one place would trigger a "phase transition", literally replacing our current universe with a new one. (Again, I haven't done my homework -- local physicists, feel free to correct me.)
Did you know about this theory when you dropped that line into your books, or is the similarity just a bizarre coincidence?
SIGGRAPH '96 and Starship Titanic (Score:3)
To Douglas Adams, then: Your vision of Starship Titanic in 1996 differed quite a lot from what it really was. This is, of course, natural. What sorts of things influenced those changes; were any really significant or even worth mention?
More importantly, you seem to have a unique view of where computer gaming should go. What is that view, specifically?
Second question (feel free to ignore): Where is that new book and the 3d IMax movies?
have fun dongoodman
Re:Why did you pick 42? (Score:3)
X.42. Number games
Yes, six times nine equals fifty-four. Yes, six times nine equals 42 in base thirteen, and we don't want to know about the implications that has on the number of fingers cavemen must have had.
Douglas has himself said:
"The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden, and thought '42 will do'. I typed it out. End of story."
--GnrcMan--
Re:Why did you pick 42? (Score:3)
Since there are many other (somewhat oblique) references to Moby Dick (i.e. the missile->whale thing, and of course the "you are here" torture device), I'd always assumed that perhaps that was one of the reasons for choosing 42. Does Melville live?
Proving that high school was good for something,
Matt Evans
IP? (Score:3)
I realize you're not a lawyer, but that's part of the reason I'm asking you this (there's also always the off chance you might say something funny in reply).
Is it over? (Score:3)
Drug use? (Score:3)
favorite character? (Score:3)
(my favorite is Dirk Gently)
Recalculation Of Meaning Of Life Necessary? (Score:3)
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Banned X-mas book (Score:3)
Silly (Score:3)
Thoughts on humor (Score:3)
Doctor Who involvement, past and future. (Score:3)
What were your reasons for stepping down as script editor after only one season? Was it limited to your growing involvement in HGttG, or to the production problems that plagued that season?
Would you consider making any more additions to Doctor Who, through a novel or radio drama?
Thanks.
Does wealth make it hard to get around to writing? (Score:4)
cheers!
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Experimental Storytelling Through Software (Score:4)
Before Starship Titanic came out, there was talk of doing a CD-ROM based game consisting only of sound clips (no graphics, just radio). I see no mention of it on your site.
I hope this project is still in the pipeline -- it sounded very interesting. Is your first love still radio, or were you just looking for something unique (like Bureaucracy, perhaps)?
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What happenned to the Vogons??? (Score:4)
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Here's my mirror [respublica.fr]
Distributing copyrighted media over the internet (Score:4)
For instance, the original BBC recordings of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy have made frequent appearances on various pirate music sites, and they show up frequently in searches on Napster. What are your feelings on this sort of thing? Also, although I'm not aware of it happening currently, how do you think you might react to discovering that some of your various novels were being traded online?
Finally, many of us feel that the issue revolves around one of availability - for instance, if I knew that I could purchase digital recordings of the original HGTTG broadcast over the internet, I would be happy to do so, but as far as I am aware, such a distribution scheme is not currently available. Do you think that this is merely a cut-and-dry issue of intellectual property theft, or do you feel that issues such as these point out that maybe it is time for the publishing industries of these various forms of media need to redefine the way they do business?
Thanks again for your time.
Origins of the Hitch-hikers title? (Score:4)
A couple of years ago, I discovered in a history book a mention of a book. It was published in twenty-five editions through the 17th century, and was titled:
"A plaine man's patheway to Heaven"
and was by none other than Arthur Dent.
Is this:
(a) somehow connected to the origins of the title & character naming of the Guide, or:
(b) a very good excuse for you to write a little sarcastic snippet on the nature of coincidence? :-)
Regards,
Martin Ling
Is Radio Drama Dead, or Can the Internet Save It? (Score:4)
As a possible follow-up, H2G2 has been produced as radio, television, book and (soon) film. In your opinion which media is it best suited to (financial considerations aside), and having been involved with all these productions, which would you have chosen to produce it as first if you had the opportunity to start at the beginning (again, financial considerations aside)?
Movies, future plans. (Score:4)
I'm not going to ask a question about the content of your books, because I believe those questions are well covered just by reading them. What I am curious about is your opinion of other people interpreting your work into other media, and your future plans.
What was your honest opinion of the Hitchhiker's Guide movie that floats around on PBS? Why the hell was Trillian a blonde? And why did Zaphod have one floppy head that never said anything? Are there any plans to do another movie from any of your books, maybe with a better special FX budget?
Also, what do you have on the burner recently? Are there any more books on the way, or another attempt at a computer game?
Oh, and don't forget your towel.
Feelings on open content? (Score:4)
I know that "creating content" (buzz word alert) is your livelihood, but how would you feel about "opening" that content at some point?
Do you think, at some point, you may "retire" and make a "gift" of your work to your fans? This becomes more meaningful as books become more of a digital medium. I would love to hand a disc with all of your books on it to a friend.
What I would like to know most of all, is how do you react to this question. Does it seem like a ridiculous question? Does it immediately strike you as something you would not even consider? Is it something you had already considered?
Did you consider piracy when the digital version (I can't remember the name of that computer book doohickey that it was on.) of the Hitchhikers Guide was released? Did the manufacturer convince you that it would not be prevalent, or did you not care?
Is there anything that convinces you that you are outside outside the asylum more than Slashdot?
-Peter
Slashdot cries out for open standards, then breaks them [w3.org].
Flying only possible when distracted (Score:4)
You've proven to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that a person can only fly (under their own power), if just at the moment when they make the attempt, they are immediately and completely distracted by something totally unrelated to the attempt.
Is this a metaphor? Do you believe that we can only reach our truly lofty goals, by not actually paying any attention to them? Or, must we simply be distracted from our goals long enough that reach them without trying to?
Life, the Universe, and Napster (Score:4)
Frode
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Babelfish... (Score:4)
Apple (Score:4)
A real Hitchhiker's Guide? (Score:4)
Hi Douglas,
I actually asked this question of you in 1998 and again in 1999 and your response was that you are waiting for a better development of the technology.
What do you think about the current development of eBooks? Have you had a chance to look at the eBook XML standard?
When can we hope to see an eBook-like version of the H2G2 as described in the story? (ie not an eBook version of the story H2G2 that you wrote but one similar to what Ford Prefect carries that contains an entire library of known knowledge...)
Obviously something like this would take up terrabytes of information but with storage capacities being what they are, perhaps you can start with a guide to various countries and work from there.
Marvin vs. Data (Score:5)
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Modern Culture as silly as the one in HHGTtG? (Score:5)
In the contested twilight of the 20th century, we can go out on any given weekend, and find people dressed up in zoot-suits swing dancing, decked out in bell-bottoms at a disco, and rushing about outdoors attired in the shining armor of medevil knights, whacking each other with sticks.
Has the internet and recursive nostalgia brought us to a point where modern culture is every inch as silly and fractal as the one you created?
Also: I have the phrase "Don't Panic!" marching cheerily across my web-access cell phone's display when not in use. Did you expect to see the technology you envisioned with "The Guide" come to pass in your lifetime? Are you terrified someone might come up with an infinite improbability drive sometime before dinner?
SoupIsGood Food
What's Next? (Score:5)
Interesting Music Software (Score:5)
But my question is: are there any music composition software packages/languages/environments that you find interesting? Anything that Richard MacDuff would find fascinating?
[Infocom] games (Score:5)
links
interactfiction.about.com
ifarchive.org
ifiction.tsx.org
Comedy....or Tragedy? (Score:5)
I first read HGttG in my early teens. I doubled over laughing the whole time. I read and reread the entire series, bought both Dirk Gently books AND Last Chance to See. Loved them all and wouldn't trade having read them for anything. (btw, the first mental ward scene in Long Dark Teatime is a no-foolin', all-time classic.)
However, a few years ago I was talking to a (then) classmate. Very smart, philosophy-major type. He said (paraphrased) "I thought that HGttG was depressing. Such nihilism." At the time I thought "Hmmm...I didn't SEE a black beret on his head....". But every reading of the series since then his comment has struck me as more true--especially in the case of Arthur Dent. In fact, far from being funny, I now find Dent's character depressing--he's not just a loser, he literally has no control over his life at all (except in So Long for a while). And the control he does have does him no good (e.g. Earth is destroyed while he's trying to save his house.)
So my question is: When you were writing these books did you feel you were being gaily whimsical or did you instead feel frustrated and cynical?
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How do you feel... (Score:5)
My mental image of the the Guide (outside of the Don't Panic sticker) was a laptop computer with high speed access. The big hint was when you said (paraphrased) "The Guide contains vaste amount of information on every concievable concept, much of it completely erroneous or actively dangerous." That's about the best description of the Net I've seen, and it came about before the thing was mainstream. I guess my question is, Have you ever thought of it that way? Do you like turkey? And what's the deal with Smithers?
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Lewis Carroll? (Score:5)
New Books? (Score:5)
Greetings from far away... (Score:5)
Now that it's been many years - to the extent you feel free to discuss it, whatever happened between yourself and Infocom way-back-when? Aspiring historians wanna know.
Q2: After what seemed an eternity, it was really neat to see you back on the scene with Starship Titanic. Although I enjoyed ST, I also had the feeling it was also a technology demonstration; here's a basic engine which will allow a few puzzles and the integration of video sequences with some sort of character interaction. The ability to parse text was still there; not quite as much as it was in the Infocom engine, but definitely a lot of potential. Soooooo...
The reason I ask is because, for me, this was the only thing I found lacking (or more accurately, "expected to find more of") in Starship Titanic -- so much of the humor your work series is literary and textual in nature, hence my burning desire for more textual puzzles. The writing behind the ST characters was great; I just wanted to experience more of it from the user's end. For me, that meant being able to type commands to the game, rather than mousing around the screen. And some things seem to be better represented by text than visuals; the Babel Fish puzzle in the original HHGTTG game, for instance, wouldn't have been nearly as funny if rendered only visually - the humor of the puzzle was powerfully enhanced by the writing associated with each failed attempt to get the fish. (Umm, but thanks for at least saving me the trouble of putting the fish in my ear myself!)
And finally...
Thursdays... (Score:5)
As an inveterate hater of Wednesdays (middle of the week, its three days since you last had fun and 3 more before you have some more, Wednesday should be a holiday) I've always wondered.
Why did you pick Thursday as the day for that Arthur Dent never got the hang of ?
Oh and if I do get to ask a question I'd better ask another....
There was a Radio Series, a TV series, the books... but no film. What stopped Zaphod becomming the most self-centred person in Hollywood ?
Relationship to Terry Pratchett? (Score:5)
Mostly harmless, written under duress? (Score:5)
Also, killing off the main characters seems like the act of an author who is sick of it all, and never wants to think about that part of his work again. It reminds me of a story I once heard about Stan Rogers. He was a folk musician who wrote mostly about Maritime Canada (my neck of the woods). His most famous song was called Barrett's Privateers. It is said people wanted to hear that song so much that he started to hate it, and didn't want to sing it anymore.
Don't get me wrong, I thought it was a good book, but not nearly as innocent as the rest.
So what is the answer? (Score:5)
Finally, did you ever imagine that your books could ever have developed a cult-like following?
God Exists (Score:5)
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (Score:5)
I need to know.
I'm thirsty. And sober.
Douglas Adams and Doctor Who (Score:5)
I believe Mr. Adams wrote a few Doctor Who stories, notably "Shada," "Resurrection of the Daleks," and "Revelation of the Daleks." As yet, "Resurrection of the Daleks" and "Revelation of the Daleks" have not been released on video or in book form due to copyright issues.
With Doctor Who, the story writers retained the copyrights to their own work. Obviously, he doesn't have the copyright on the Daleks themselves (Terry Nation's estate does), but he does on the stories. I remember hearing that he required a lot of convincing to allow "Shada" to be released on video (which ended up being limited-edition, anyway).
What I want to know is, what's the problem with releasing "Resurrection" and "Revelation"? Is it some kind of dispute with Terry Nation's estate due to the use of the Daleks, or is he just being, well...stubborn? (Sorry, I couldn't think of a more polite word.)
One other issue (if this post is actually selected (probably not), please omit the following):
Also, am I the only one who's a little pissed that the NTSC videocassette version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was recorded in EP mode? Excuse me, commercial videos are not supposed to be done in EP!! There was a version on two cassettes in SP mode with a copy of the book, too, but it was (once again) limited-edition.
Also, I've noticed that the book version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that you buy in stores has been split into four parts and called a "triology of four." Ha ha ha, very clever. Those four books are quite thin; couldn't Mr. Adams (or his publisher) have saved us some money by combining them into one, thicker book, like in the limited-edition, SP-mode, NTSC video release? (Sorry if that sounded a little bitter; I just thought splitting up the book into small parts was kind of dumb...)
Where did the Dolphins end up (Score:5)
Interconnectedness of all things. (Score:5)
Dear Mr. Adams.
While the Hitchhikers' Guide trilogy is very good (I own a copy of the omnibus), I couldn't help but notice that it has 5 (five) parts. For this reason, I enjoy the Dirk Gently books greatly. My question is this:
What is your favourite type of cheese for cucumber, tomato and onion sanwiches on a nice French bread?
Thank you for your time.
Zac
Not that movie! (Score:5)
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