MP3 Player In An AK-47 Magazine 459
Comrade Pikachu writes "These guys have apparently fit a hard drive based MP3 player into a Kalashnikov ammunition clip. They are accepting pre-orders now. It fits into a standard AK-47 and comes pre-loaded with over 200 audio books. Listen to Poe on your assault rifle!" Audiobooksforfree also is one of the few places I've found online with free (low-fi) audiobooks -- for greater fidelity, you can buy files or pre-loaded hard drives, or (at long last) this unorthodox player.
Next trip on the airplane... (Score:5, Funny)
Nice babe by the way. Wouldn't try to mess with her though....
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:2, Funny)
If the article wasn't already Slashdotted, you bet it will be now...
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Never S&W, (Score:3, Informative)
You'll get my scandium AirLite when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
Anyway, I respectfully submit that you've got it mixed up. It's not that they were developing safety technologies, but that they accepted a consent decree to incorporate that technology in all guns as soon as it was 'marketable', where 'marketable' is determined by HUD. Gun owners saw a future of federally-mandated unreliable guns (except
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:4, Insightful)
Hey man, good luck even getting this in the first place. If it comes through the regular mail, it's likely to be delivered in person by FBI/RCMP/Federale/MI5/(your national police force here) officers...;)
If it's couriered, it's likely to be inspected by their internal security and then reported to the above just the same...
Even if you get it, how long can you use it before your shot by a state trooper of you lodal police service when they see it and decide not to question you as to the location of the rest of the Kalashnikov...
Gotta love the Patriot Act...
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm Canadian, not American (and thank god for that!)
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:5, Informative)
Oh, and there's nothing illegal about owning an AK either. In the US you can't own fully automatic weapons (without a permit) but semi autos are fine. I know a couple peopel that have civilian versions of the M16 which just don't have burst or auto fire modes.
Believe it or not we are actually a very gun totin' nation. Here in Arizona, it's leagal to carry a firearm openly, it just had to be holstered. I've done it and the police have nothing to say about it, it's legal and so they don't bother you.
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:5, Informative)
Note that this is different from the national law forbidding the importation or manufacture of magazines that hold more than 10 rounds - you can still buy magazines that were here in the US at the time (and there are presumably stacks of them lying in warehouses that were manufactured just prior to the passage of that law.) You just can't bring them into California...
And just try to open carry any kind of firearm in Los Angeles, I dare you.
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3, Informative)
I can tell you for sure, Canada Customs wouldn't let this into my country because owning automatic weapons is illegal unless you can prove that you need it for your work (that means only cops and certain members of the military).
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3, Insightful)
Yes, it is illegal to have a magazine that'll hold more than
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:5, Interesting)
Here in Texas, you can walk down the street with a loaded automatic rifle and so long as you legally own the gun, nobody can do anything about it. Though if you point it at someone, that's considered a threatening action and is illegal. Oh, and it's legal to shoot a robber in the back as he flees from your house. So don't rob my place if you don't wanna get shot.
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:5, Insightful)
don't you think, there is something wrong with this?
maybe it's just me, but it doesn't seem quite OK.
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3, Funny)
The US has always been at war with Eurasia. Or was it Oceania?
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:5, Funny)
You'll be happy to know that Ashcroft has specifically excluded gun-loving Americans from particular scrutiny. Apparently, he considers violation of the 4th, 5th, and 6th amendments okay, but not the 2nd. Whew!
Yes, that's true.
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:4, Insightful)
Need I remind you that last year the capital of your "civilized nation" alone has a murder rate nearly 48 times that of my entire nation -> Washington DC, 48.5 murders per 100 000 people [reuters.com], compared to the entire country of Canada, 1.78 murders per 100 000 people [statcan.ca]. Also of note from Stats Canada on murders involving guns:
"Of the 171 firearm-related homicides, 110 were committed with a handgun, 46 with a rifle or shotgun, 7 with a sawed-off rifle or shotgun, 3 with a fully automatic firearm, and 5 with another type of firearm.
Handguns were used in 65% of all firearm homicides. This proportion has risen from 46% in 1998 as a result of the continuing decline in the number of homicides involving rifles or shotguns."
That's out of 554 total murders in the entire country of 32 million during 2001. Compare that to Los Angeles, with 658 murders in the same time, but with 1/3 the population.
In the "civilized nation" 65.6% [albany.edu]of all the murders were committed with a firearm during the same time.
Hmmmm, perhaps there are some people who are "too stupid to have a gun".
Say what you will about "mummy government", I am quite safe from gun violence here as are my children. That is, after all, why I elected my governement - to ensure my life, liberty and security of the person [justice.gc.ca].
If all you have protecting you from sending ammo clips through the mail is a minimum wage postal clerk, then you have the country you deserve...
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:4, Informative)
Plus, there are figures that seem to show that gun laws have the opposite effect to what you believe. Looking at these statistics [isra.org], one is lead to believe that many criminals don't care, or perhaps are more willing to shoot when they know someone is unarmed.
I'd much rather live in a country where the state of government is to ensure life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Much nicer that way, don't have to worry about insane taxation that way. Before you start on that claptrap on healthcare -- I pay $14/week for my medical insurance, and could probably pay even less for better coverage, I just need to shop around. By and large the myth of the unaffordable costs of medical care is just that, a myth.
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:4, Informative)
That's one of those myths about Canada. In fact, 79% of all Canadians live in cities (http://www.canadainfolink.ca/teach.htm), and over 50% live in just 4 cities. If anything, we have 10 large cities and lots of open space in between up here
I'd much rather live in a country where the state of government is to ensure life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Much nicer that way, don't have to worry about insane taxation that way.
That's another one. Altough our taxes are higher on average than the US taxes, it's not by much (depending on the bracket you're in), and it's actually less than several states in the US (Ontario taxes are quite a bit smaller than in California).
If you're starting your own business, then our taxes are much more friendly than US. Lower corporate taxes, lower capital gains taxes, higher R&D credits, and refundable tax credits for smaller companies.
So, yes, they're trying to keep us happy over here, as well
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3, Insightful)
As for your "Statistics", the site you link is <sarcasm> wonderfully unbiased. </sarcasm> Please consult the crime statisitics of any nation (your no doubt fair choice) with more restrictive gun control for an example of a country with less gun violence.
As for health care: Canadians pay 1/10 what we do per capita, and get health care for everybody. No doubt you'll say our (well, your) healthcare is
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3)
I cannot imagine a better compliment. The original beetle is highly reliable. If it does break, you can jury rig it with a coat hanger until you get can fix it properly anywhere with the most rudimentary garage. This is exactly why the AK is the weapon of choice for everyone who doesn't bring a full maintenace department wherever they go (NATO & Israel).
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3, Informative)
Not true.
One can't sell a mag over 10 rounds, but it is legal to own them.
Parts for them can be sold as well.
http://www.shootinggalleryinc.com/gunlawfaq.htm # ei ght
"Continued possession of large-capacity magazines (able to accept more than 10 rounds) that you owned in California before January 1, 2000, is not prohibited. However, as of January 1, 2000, it is llegal to buy, manufacture, import, keep for sale, expose for sale, give or lend any large capacity
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:2)
Hrm, I wonder if I could cram an MP3 player in there and get on Slashdot....
Re:Next trip on the airplane... (Score:3, Insightful)
Did you look at it? It's not the standard AK 30 round clip but the short sporting clip which holds 10 rounds, legal to sell and own under the current laws.
Bringing it on a plane... I certainly wouldn't. Pass it through the xray, they see a strange electronic device with batteries... what are they gonna think? You pull it out and it's a magazine to an AK and you're toast. Hell, it might even contain some chemical powder residue detectible
Argh!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
(without a player or a girl).
Argh, I have the player and a belt-pouch, I just need that girl!
Re:Argh!!!! (Score:2)
Typical geek response... (Score:5, Funny)
Ooh look, a MP3 player !
Typical unamerican response... (Score:3, Interesting)
"Hmm, do they mean they're reviewing it for some reason, or they've got it on the cover as a really generous free gift? Why would the readers of an AK-47 magazine be interested in that?" before going on to think
"Or maybe they mean someone actually built an MP3 player out of a magazine, like you can hollow out books and put things in them? Wow, that'd have to be a r
Re:Typical geek response... (Score:2, Insightful)
Is it the same thing that make a librarian a virgin?
just curious
Re:Typical geek response... (Score:4, Funny)
True story: babes and battle rifles (Score:5, Funny)
... a five-foot-six woman, slim, dark hair, artful curves, very beautiful, with an L1A1 battle rifle.
[ Terminology note: in military formalism, an assault rifle is a rifle which (a) fires an intermediate-power cartridge, (b) has a detachable box magazine, and (c) is selective-fire. If it fails on any of the three, it's termed a battle rifle instead. The L1A1 is chambered for a full-power cartridge and is semiauto-only. ]
Now, I really, really wanted to go over and strike up a conversation with this raven-haired beauty, but I was a little put off by the way she was shooting one-inch groups at God-knows-how-far downrange. But the RSO turned out to be a really interesting guy--he fled the Nazis as a young man, and lost several of his relatives to Hitler (they weren't Jews, they were political opponents of Hitler and the Gestapo came for them). Talking to him was a real history lesson come to life, let me tell you.
Anyway, after some talk about WW2 history he mused for a moment about the stupidity of people who believed guns were dangerous. Imagine the following in a thick German accent:
"You see my Browning?" he said, drawing his pistol. "Is not dangerous." He ejected the magazine, then set it on the shooting table. "I could pick up right now, lift high overhead, slam down on table--and nothing! Because has manual safety, has grip safety, has muzzle safety, has magazine disconnect... gun is wery safe. Why ban it? But Yoolie?"
The RSO knew that I'd been scoping Julie out the entire time. Pretty much any heterosexual with a heartbeat would've, I think.
The RSO leaned in close to me. "Yoolie... if I pick her up, lift her high over my head, slam her down on table... I start wearing my balls for a necktie, ja? So gun control--shouldn't we have Yoolie control first?"
... I thought the fellow had a point.
Nice advert (Score:4, Insightful)
worth the Click (Score:2)
It's just the thing to scratch that adolescent itch.
A warning would be nice (Score:2, Informative)
BIKINI CLAD WOMEN LIE JUST BEYOND THAT LINK!
Seriously, a warning from the editor would have been nice.
Re:A warning would be nice (Score:2)
Re:A warning would be nice (Score:3, Funny)
Heh. For who, slashdotters or the webadmin of the site?
SB
Finally ... (Score:5, Funny)
from the... (Score:3, Funny)
This is how the us army .... (Score:2, Funny)
Mag, not clip (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Mag, not clip (Score:4, Funny)
Indeed (Score:4, Informative)
A stripper clip is a long, crescent-shaped piece of metal, with a flange on each side to grip the case head of a round of ammunition. They usually hold 10-15 rounds, and are typically used to feed ammunition into rifles that have a built-in box or rotary magazine (a common example would be an unmodified SKS). Note the middle of the linked picture... THAT'S a "stripper clip" [glocksbr.com]
A detachable ammunition feeding device that contains a spring, follower, etc (clearly the case for the AK-47) is properly called a "magazine"
Re:Indeed (Score:4, Funny)
Why (Score:5, Funny)
If I put a mp3 player in a toilet seat do I get to be on slashdot?
Re:Why (Score:5, Funny)
If I put a mp3 player in a toilet seat do I get to be on slashdot?
Actually, yes.
Re:Why (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why (Score:5, Funny)
No, but if you put a web server and some neon lights in an AK-47 magazine, you will.
Re:Why (Score:3, Funny)
Doesn't Bezos have a patent on that?
Re:Why (Score:2)
Re:Why (Score:4, Funny)
Not so. Now, if you get caught smuggling MP3s, you can claim you though you were just doing some innocent gun running.
Re:Why (Score:3, Funny)
Marketing 101 (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of... (Score:3, Funny)
(OK book, lousy movie.)
Correction (Score:2)
Cool! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Cool! (Score:2)
If you don't get it, look at my nick.
New angle on ipod 'killer' (Score:2)
Isn't it pathetic that capitalist America still hasn't come up with competition for the iPod? Even though the iPod's been out for at least 2 years?
Re:New angle on ipod 'killer' (Score:2)
I was just hoping that insulting capitalist America would make someone try to prove me wrong, i.e., by making iPod competition.
Re:New angle on ipod 'killer' (Score:2)
and even before I see it, I'll bet that it weighs more than the ipod and/or doesn't have a scroll wheel to navigate tunes.
Wrong way around, silly ... (Score:5, Funny)
Build me an assault rifle in an MP3 player, then we'll talk
Sorry couldn't pass itup :-) (Score:4, Funny)
(Ah, Violence and soft symphany music They go so well together.)
Not an AK-47 mag... (Score:5, Informative)
k.
Re:Not an AK-47 mag... (Score:3, Funny)
For what it's worth, I concur on your observations...
Re:Not an AK-47 mag... (Score:2)
Good point. This country really needs to get over its sexual hangups.
A new countermeasure (Score:2)
I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
first post (Score:5, Interesting)
BTW, it doesn't. It only supports MP3 and WMA.
Re: OGG (Score:2)
BTW, if this isn't the Killer App, I don't know what is.
Anti-Shock Protection? (Score:4, Funny)
Anti-Shock protection? Hard drives and solid state electronics skip now? Since when? Did I miss a meeting again?
Re:Anti-Shock Protection? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Anti-Shock Protection? (Score:2)
jeff
Re:Anti-Shock Protection? (Score:2)
You must have. Hard drives (even sub-miniature ones) have mechanical parts that are sensitive to mechanical shock. The heads, tiny as they are, still have mass, and can still be momentarily misaligned by mechanical shocks.
Don't believe me? Toss your laptop on the floor during boot. You'll see.
(No, I'm not buying you a new laptop after you break yours.)
Mirrors of pics (Score:5, Interesting)
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/003mid.jpg [msstate.edu]
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/004mid.jpg [msstate.edu]
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/013mid.jpg [msstate.edu]
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/P0000381.gif [msstate.edu]
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/P0000387.jpg [msstate.edu]
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/bonifaciy.jpg [msstate.edu]
Oh yeah...the pics of that chick are there too, but I know none of you care about that...
Woah (Score:3, Informative)
Iraqi information minister says... (Score:5, Funny)
Since it's a rifle... (Score:5, Funny)
They'll have to pry this MP3 Player from my cold, dead hands. Damn the RIAA. Damn them all to hell!
this is not AK47 (Score:2)
As somebody born in Soviet Union, I know
wery well how AK47 magazine looks like.
Re:this is not AK47 (Score:2, Redundant)
In the US it is now illegal to sell magazines that can hold more than 10 rounds. I think the mag they are using is one of 10 round mags made for the US market, so it looks nothing like the classic AK-47 magazines.
Forget mp3 clips, we need mp3 bullets. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Forget mp3 clips, we need mp3 bullets. (Score:2, Funny)
I wonder, (Score:2)
Silly mp3 player, but free audio books? (Score:2, Insightful)
Great for travel too (Score:4, Funny)
I got a stern look for having a nail file on my fingernail clippers and they broke it off an took it away. I bet this one would be fun. Try explaining to your friendly new federal employee that your magazine case plays music.
Be sure to pack it on you next trip to Israel. They have a great sense of humor there. It will go great with your camo travel pants and Timothy McVeigh haircut.
Have a happy trip!
Queen (Score:2)
Another one bites the dust!
Cool idea, but only halfway there... (Score:5, Funny)
And wouldn't it be cool to carry my MP3 player slung over my back when I go to class or the airport? Imagine: extra battery packs and nice speakers built into the stock and barrel -- instant party device when I come by! Hell, put a microphone in the barrel for really easy recording of concerts, teachers, or just plain people outside the car.
What a great idea - it can't miss. I'm going out to the shop with my soldering rig right now!
Sounds cool (Score:2, Redundant)
Samuel Jaskson plug (Score:2)
100 weeks == 1 year? (Score:3, Funny)
I don't know about the UK, but in a land called america, a year is 52 weeks.
Things that go great together (Score:5, Funny)
* Upright vacuum with a blender attachment
* Chess set/tampon dispenser
* Combination show shovel and nosehair trimmer
* 801.11 CAT 5 cable
* Bicycle seat/Sliderule
* Traffic light that blinks in morse code
* USB-enabled fishing pole
* Umbrella/universal AC adapter
* Insulin pump/rodent defogger
* Universal language translator/pulsating showerhead
* Chainsaw/postage meter
* voice-activated tire gauge which recalls your favorite mixed drink recipes
* Electric guitar/cheese slicer w/Floyd Rose Grater attachment
Jeeez. Where's a patent attorney when you need one?
Re:Things that go great together (Score:3, Funny)
The title was right. (Score:3, Informative)
Kalashnikov ammunition clip.
Magazine, NOT clip.
Re:*blink* *blink* (Score:2)
What happens if you load the MP3 player when you need ammo?
Has anyone ever thought of an mp3 player DILDO ??? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Has anyone ever thought of an mp3 player DILDO (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That explains... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I knew it! (Score:4, Informative)
The licence agreement prohibits redistribution of even the free versions, and cites the DMCA, and I'm willing to bet if he pays the narrators at all it's a pittance.
Just seems all a little antislashdot (that's a new word, you can use it if you like