Alien vs. Predator Movie Trailer Available 347
downix writes "Coming to a theatre next summer is one of the most often delayed movie titles known to sci-fi fans, Alien vs. Predator. The movie's official website is pretty bare, but a teaser trailer can be found on Apple's trailers page. I don't know how many hours I wasted playing the AvP game on the Atari Jaguar, but I do know that this is something that will have to be seen to be believed. This gives hope to everyone that even Duke Nukem Forever can arrive one day."
Slashdot vs. Server (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Slashdot vs. Server (Score:4, Funny)
God only has dsl.
that's an akamai server, bub (Score:2, Funny)
That's why the trailer is QT and embedded (Score:3, Insightful)
Let's hope more movies are made (Score:5, Funny)
Still waiting for Pong-The Movie myself
Re:Let's hope more movies are made (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let's hope more movies are made (Score:4, Interesting)
Pretty soon we'll have a movie version of every damn superhero ever sketched up. We'll soon have a "freedy vs. jason vs. mike meyers" in all probablity. Hollywood will cough out a few more Dr. Seuss movie-versions before that horse is beaten to death.
Every movie that soaks up its production costs with revenue gets a sequel. I want something new. No more sequels. No more director's cut or cgi effects thrown in for good measure and then re-issued (like "Alien" and "ET".)
Is rehashes of old material the only safe bet anymore in Hollywood?
Re:Let's hope more movies are made (Score:2)
The mental imagery the name generates.....
I hope it lives up to the comic. (Score:2, Informative)
Re:I hope it lives up to the comic. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I hope it lives up to the comic. (Score:2)
-lw
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Likelihood of a good script (Score:3, Insightful)
I wonder if there will be a day where people actually create a fan base behind good script writers, like they do for moviestars and directors. Then there might be some pressure on the studios to focus on nurturing the good writers and DEVELOPING BETTER SCRIPTS!
Sigh.
Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:5, Insightful)
Certainly as long as the american-dominated mass-market movie production aims all its movies at dumb-of-the-mill average americans, we're not going to be seeing better scripts from them.
Daniel
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Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:3, Insightful)
They do? News to me.
Indies? Where? (Score:4, Informative)
In order on the wayback machine: Chicago, A Beautiful Mind, Gladiator, American Beauty, Shakespeare in Love, Titanic, The English Patient, Braveheart, Forrest Gump, Schindler's List, Unforgiven.
Since when is Gladiator an indie film? Since when are any of these indie films?
--grendel drago
Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:2)
I'm no fan of the big movie producers, but if it weren't for the mass-market movie producers, you wouldn't be seeing any sci-fi films with multi-hojillion dollar f/x budgets, even the good ones, like the Star Wars films (original), the Matrix, Aliens, even the LotR movies (yes, NZ film but where do you think the money cam
Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:2)
Hah, good riddance. I'll take one low-budget "Life is Beautiful" any time in exchange of all these crappy blockbusters... and god only knows how many quality but smaller independent movies we miss out on because they never make it to a larger audience...
Daniel
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Daniel
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Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, it's far worse than that. America has begun to dumb its movies down for foreign audiences which make up a large portion of sales nowadays. Wit, and other things that don't subtitle well, are being traded for explosions.
Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:3, Informative)
It's a teaser...a teaser is something that doesn't deal with any part of the plot, merely tells us that the movie will be coming out. It does exactly that: tease.
As long as dumb-of-the-mill average people thing teasers are trailers, I assume they will think that the trailers are in fact, the movies.
Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:2)
It will never happen. That would require the hiring of something called a "writer" and that isn't part of the "more pixels please" Hollywood formula any more.
Re:Likelihood of a good script (Score:2)
Re:First post for once???? (Score:2)
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Re:First post for once???? (Score:2, Interesting)
Remember the place with the radiation dust and predator changes his vision mode to UV?
Re:First post for once???? (Score:3, Insightful)
If I were going to be logical about it, though, a cold area makes alot of sense for a critter that sees with IR - no background radiation.
Re:First post for once???? (Score:2)
Re:First post for once???? (Score:2)
Is this guy Troy McClure? (Score:2)
You may remember me as the director of Stellar Hit Movies like Resident Evil [imdb.com]
[imdb.com] and Event Horizon [imdb.com]."
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Re:Alaska? (Score:2)
Oh no. That's no good news. RE the movie had little in common with the mood of the game. In the classic game you had a single policeman/policewoman, alone in a luxury yet deserted mansion, with grandpa's clock ticking in complete silence. Only then you saw your first zombie and that was really scary. In the movie, you had a team of soldiers in a secret weapons facility and zombies coming up in hordes. And it wasn't scary at all. I doubt if this guy rea
Re:Alaska? (Score:3, Interesting)
Actually, if you watch the featurette on the DVD, the director played the first game and was in the middle of the second when he wrote the film.
I hadn't played the games when I saw the movie, and I thought the movie was all right. It was no masterpiece, but it was visually well done, like Event Horizon which he also directed. The plot was certainly better than Soldier (another Anderson film).
Anyhow, I figured I'd check out the Gamecube remake of the
Re:Alaska? (Score:4, Insightful)
good book. also, Concrete Jungle was excellent, would make a great predator 3. only the comics of AvP would make a good avp movie, anything else is crap.
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Re:First post for once???? (Score:3, Interesting)
Sheesh. Humans like warmth too, and they're all over Antarctica.
Is this something about... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is this something about... (Score:4, Insightful)
#1 Darl McBride speaks with a very weird lisp that was previously only heard from the likes of Billyboy.
#2 Billyboy's lips are moving when Darl speaks, and Billy's arm is stained all the way to the elbow... it has a bad smell even by Redmond standards.
I'll let your imagination take over from there.
What a lousy trailer... (Score:5, Interesting)
If you don't feel like downloading it, it takes place in 2004 in Antarctica, where scientists and men with guns find a pyramid built by predators and run into teenage predators fighting aliens in a manhood ritual.
http://www.fileplanet.com/files/130000/132403.shtm l [fileplanet.com]
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Re:What a lousy trailer... (Score:2)
Hey, I think that was the plot for several dozen Star Trek episodes. Except for the Antarctica.
Direct Download Links (Score:5, Informative)
avp-teaser_m480.mov [akamai.net] [10MB]
avp-featurette_m320 [akamai.net] [20MB]
FYI: The "trick" to getting direct links to Apple's movie trailers is to view the html source, find the .mov link, then put the letter 'm' before the resolution in the URL.
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Jaguar? (Score:5, Funny)
So you're the guy that bought the Jaguar...
I bought one too (Score:5, Interesting)
An absolutely terrifying and wonderous game. Possibly the most brilliant game I've ever played.
FWIW
Nice, but (Score:2, Funny)
I guess the casting process will be difficult. For instance, a *lot* of food consumption in the auditions, not to forget actor-wannabees asking the crew for the WLAN SSID.
I wonder who'll play CowboyNeil?
Bout damn time... (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:Winona Ryder (Score:2)
maybe it sucked BECAUSE of the presence of wynona
No, no... she really stole the show!
No, really, she did!
Re:Bout damn time... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Bout damn time... (Score:2)
NOPE! Re:Bout damn time... (Score:5, Funny)
There was NO Alien 3.
There was NO Alien 3.
Re:NOPE! Re:Bout damn time... (Score:2)
Re:NOPE! Re:Bout damn time... (Score:2)
Re:Bout damn time... (Score:2)
The whole thing was anti-climatic. Yes, this alien was apparently strong enough to rip open steel doors, but somehow it couldn't move away from the crack in the window and got sucked out into space, piecemeal. The only thing worse then an unrealistic death scene is an unrealistic death scene that is drawn out just
Re:Bout damn time... (Score:2)
The featurette points out that AVP is being written and directed by Paul Anderson [imdb.com], the man who both gave us the timeless game-to-movie adaptation of Resident Evil [imdb.com] and directed Mortal Kombat. If you're looking for something that won't suck, you might want to look elsewhere. Maybe this guy needs to try something besides movie adaptations of video
RE not so bad. (Score:2)
What's the pull? (Score:2)
Okay. I loved the Alien movies (well, the first two).
Predator was way cool.
When you take the bad guys from one movie and the bad guys from another, what's the attraction? I'm going to want to see a stalemate, where the Predator guys blow up the planet to keep anybody from winning. I can't imagine any kind of script writing where I'm going to want to see one side win. Is this just going to be an actionfest slaughterhouse?
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Trailer (Score:2)
On a related note, the teaser (ie. no content from the movie but a little snippet from the last one) of Resident Evil: Apocalypse [apple.com] is out!
Re:Trailer (Score:2)
That's good. Because trailers [motoworldracing.com] are sooo boring!
you suck
Do not underestimate the power of the straw.
Direct movie link (Score:5, Informative)
To store it locally and view later or without jitter: Mind the slashdot spaces.
Re:Direct movie link (Score:2)
Why do so many new movies... (Score:3, Funny)
...use initials, as if they where some kind of open-source project or something?
"Yes, the new AVP system can completely increase the likelyhood of blood, guts, and gore; thus guarenteeing people will pack into theaters to see it."
We all know how well LXG did. Ever since ID4 was so popular...*sigh* AVP isn't even that good of an abbriviation. Ashcroft Vs. Powell? Anti-Virus Protection? Always Verify Postings? Avril laVigne's Poontang? It's like they're trying to market to the Internet hype crowd by "giving" us an official acronym/abbrivitation/initial-shortened spelling, whatever they want to call it. Hey guys if your movie is worth a shit after the 8 years you spent pretending it was comming out, we'll dub it what we feel worthy. Perhaps less on marketing and more on "movie" and you wont' have to worry about us giving it some other name like FPC - Festering Pile of Crap.
Erm, perhaps i should see it first before I call it crap. But marketing ploys like this sure make it look like they have something to hide.
Re:Why do so many new movies... (Score:2)
Mod parent AND grandparent up! (Score:2)
Grandparent's right, those marketing ploys to dumb down a movie even more by just calling it initials so it will appeal to an even "wider" (i.e. more morons) audience is atrocious, and parent's right, Fox is always the type of company that goes for those cheap ploys.
Re:Why do so many new movies... (Score:2)
Spin for the conservatives, distractions for the morons. How right you are!
Althoguth I have to admit, I'm addicted to "C.O.P.S."....lol
Namespace! (Score:2)
--grendel drago
Hot, Heat, Humid (Score:5, Interesting)
That problem aside, I think everyone should watch the featurette [apple.com]. It's pretty cool.
Re:Hot, Heat, Humid (Score:2)
Re:Hot, Heat, Humid (Score:3, Interesting)
Slashdotted - here is the script! (Score:2)
Not exactly "trailer" (Score:3, Informative)
More interesting than the teaser itself is the "Behind the scenes footage", also available at the oficial site, which contains suprisingly detailed information about the movie plot and some nice storyboard illustrations.
Arnold and Jesse? (Score:2)
hint: both Governors were in the original Predator film.
Re:Arnold and Jesse? (Score:2)
Considering what a piece of crap this movie will be, I doubt it.
To quote Ventura in Predator: "I've got no time for pain!"
But, of course, later in the movie he does find time to die.
Season's schedule. (Score:5, Funny)
(...maybe if I put enough spurious text in here I can sneak it past the lameness filter. What shall I use for my filler? Start a flamewar? Link to goatse?
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Re:Season's schedule. (Score:4, Funny)
Alien-----+
+--+
Predator--+ |
+--+
Freddy----+ | |
+--+ |
Jason-----+ |
+--- 3. Profit!
Batman----+ |
+--+ |
Superman--+ | |
+--+
CowbyNeal-+ |
+--+
CmdrTaco--+
But personally I'm waiting for
SCO-------+
+--+
M$--------+ |
+-- Whoever Loses...We Win
MPAA------+ |
+--+
RIAA------+
Arrr lameness filter, she be a b*tch tonight. (said of course with the voice of the Captain from the Simpsons). Still too lame. Can I trade off some of my karma to be able to pass the lameness filter? I'll even read a Jon Katz article if it will get it through. Junk Junk Junk, I got more junk than Fred Sanford.
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I don't know... (Score:2)
Maybe if we learned more about it in the ad that would be cool, but until then I'm going to place my hype machine on low simmer mode.
What about this movie (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/batman
(not off-topic if you watch the whole movie)
I bought into the Alien vs. Predator hype right from the pre-release Jaguar blurb... so this is great news (two months ago it would have been brilliant news but then I saw the above movie. Now I can only say the big screen version has been truely pipped at the post and unless it has a great story line(unlikely) then it already been surpassed by a three way tie-in actioner)
I still wanna see (Score:2)
What would be much cooler... (Score:2)
The Scene: Aliens have taken over Sigourney's body. Arnold has been sent back in time by Predators to try to find and stop Sigourney from blowing up their hidden spaceship. Arnie is a Predator morphed into a human, while Sigourney is just a really evil bitch with the soul of an alien.
The Action: Takes place in an half-abandoned inner city ghetto, in between gang drug wars and robotised police who use massive firepower to try to outgun the local crooks. The croo
Approved for all Audiences? (Score:2)
Bleh (Score:3, Insightful)
Ok here are the cliff notes for the downloadable trailers:
The "teaser" is just a bunch of very short clips from aliens and predator spliced together to demonstrate that the "alien" is the one from the movies with sigourney weaver, and the "predator" is the one type that Ahnold fought. Duh.
The longer preview film consists of a bunch of clips spliced together from the movies (mostly predator 1 and aliens) to make it seem like they have already started fliming. This trailer reveals several disappointing things:
The directors/screenwriter's only prior moviemaking experience is "resident evil." Danger Will Robinson! Alert alert! I didnt pay money to see Resident Evil and I thought it was mediocre. The only thing it did well was demonstrate why making movies out of console games is still a stupid idea (even after the blockbuster performance of Super Mario Brothers). Note that AvP builds on this shameful history.
They are focusing on giving the predators a million new flashy toys and seeing lots of aliens and predators kill each other- rather than actually telling an interesting story. Somethign either series hasnt seen since, oh, 1986 (AL|ENS).
The movie will take a steaming shit upon loads of separate Aliens and Predator canon. Why? One of the central flaws in combining the two genres is that the predator movies all take place in the present, and the alien movies all take place in the distant future. Combination movies that take place in the near future violate the aliens timeline in numerous obvious ways. Combination movies that take place in the distant future assume that the Predator species simply stopped interacting with the human species for a few centuries after meeting Danny Glover. It also means that you have to have a bigger budget in order to make everythign look like its in the future (vs the "near future" where everyone still drives GM products and has 80s hair).
Delay (Score:2)
Given the fact that Alien and Predator are individually multi-million dollar licenses, I can imagine the licensing negotiations must have been excruciatingly slow and given to long inexplicable intervals of total inaction. Anyone who has ever watched this proc
Dialog (Score:2)
Clearly they can't talk to each other (they don't speak the same language probably, and there's no universal translator), and they can't talk to anyone else in an intelligible language. So what's it gonna be? grunts?
what was that (Score:2)
I thought the predators hated the cold... (Score:2, Funny)
That was clearly stated in the second Predator movie and was consistent in just about most of the outstanding literature.
Don't tell me we've found plot holes before it's even begun!
This guy directed Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil (Score:3, Insightful)
Still the concept art in the featurette is pretty cool looking.
He also directed Event Horizon, which I thought was pretty terrifying but seemed to get pretty poor reviews. I really hope this movie is more like Event Horizon than MK, anyway.
Know what I like about the concept? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Script? (Score:2)
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Re:We Lose? How Can We Lose? (Score:2)
I felt the same way about Iron Monkey (Score:2)