The Swiss Army Knife of USB Drives 314
Mudzy writes "The Tech Zone reviews what has to
be the coolest Swiss Army Knife ever made. The Swissmemory USB Victorinox is the
first knife to be equipped with a USB flash drive. " Besides 64 or 128mb of data, it includes such useful items as a ballpoint pen, red light, scissors, nail file, and not surprisingly, a knife.
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Ohh... that's why the site's down?
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-Cosmo
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Meaning the only parts of the knife that will actually see any use. I'm still carrying an old knife I received as a gift and also have one I received at highschool graduation (a long while back) and the screwdriver and big blade are what I use the most.
Not that the travel version is necessary, since the
Re:Old news. (Score:3, Insightful)
My opinion of Victorinox has changed over the years. These days their creations have hack value, but..."that's not a knife!"
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I see you've played knify spoony before!
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Usefull... (Score:4, Insightful)
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I thought the same, but the USB drive is removeable, and the rest of the knife will fit in your suitcase.
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One of my former co-workers used to carry a pocket screwdriver with him on planes all of the time. You know, the little 3 inch, reversible screwdriver; great for small screws and the occasional bending of sheet metal.
Turns out that this is also on the "no" list. I guess someone is afraid that he is going to unscrew the cabin door or something. Is it just me or is this whole "security" bullshit getting out of hand?
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Come on, you know the answer to this.
"Why do you hate America? Your dissent only aids the terrorists. We're at war with terrorism! Your neighbor could be a terrorist! Be safe and turn him in! Protesters with signs are terrorists! Arrest them! Fear! Fear! Live in Fear! And vote George W. Bush or else the terrorists will win!"
Well, if you didn't realize that's the standard answer to reasonable and insightful questions like yours, you've got five more days of the Republican Convention, where you'll be able to hear that answer, or variations of it, over and over and over again.
Because discussing the real issues would be so... un-American.
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I wouldn't say discussing the issues is "un-American", I'd say it simply escapes politics. The problem is so complicated, and rooted in the differences of our cultures and religio
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You do not have to hurt people to hijack a plane, you have to threaten them.
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I could see that.
A swiss guard standing at the door to the cockpit of every plane, armed with a halberd and chainmail covered with kevlar.
Short of a suicide bomber, that would make me feel pretty darn safe.
Maybe a nice battleaxe instead, little more easy to wield in a confined space without killing the first row of passengers.
Oh great just what I need on an airplane ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re: worse, it's a circumvention device (Score:2, Funny)
Missing the target market (Score:2, Insightful)
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b) Because you go other places besides a plane? Or because you read the product description when it comes back up that says you can take the USB drive off of the knife part, stow the knife in your checked luggage, and take the USB part with you.
Re:Missing the target market (Score:4, Informative)
Answers:
a) yes.
b) they make a travel version and the drive is removable from the rest fo the tool.
Homework assignment: RTFA
Re:Missing the target market (Score:3, Funny)
The Slashdot effect ate my webpage.
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Why? (Score:5, Interesting)
The concept of this gadget is cool, but could someone enlighten me to the uses of a USB flash drive out in the wild?
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
GPS data? Backup camping photos? MP3s for round the campfire (and if you've ever heard me singing campfire songs you'll know why taking an MP3 player camping is a good idea...)
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What would really be handy is if they started making Leathermans with USB drives.
Re:Why? (Score:2)
If this nerd ends up breaking his glasses, and subsequently tapes them back together, I'll need to carry around the 'switchblade' to look tough again.
Either that, or it'll make for a nerdy remake of West Side Story. "We challenge you to a backup. All USB drives out, once and for all. Accept?"
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in which order? (Score:2)
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When I'm out in the wild, I carry a rather larger lock-back leatherman model on a belt loop.
It's a rare day that I don't use my knife, but the sharp blade gets used maybe 20% of the time; more likely a screwdriver, pliers, or wire cutter.
But I'm the sort that fixes things while waiting around at the
wtf? (Score:4, Insightful)
Is it obvious to anyone else that
Re:wtf? (Score:2)
But perhaps this story was okayed with good intentions. You should not attribute to advertising what can be more easily be explained by slashdot editors.
Re:wtf? (Score:2)
That's OSTG, you insensitive clod!
Re:wtf? (Score:4, Interesting)
Congratulations slashdot! you've just shot your sister-company in the foot!
~D
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Congratulations slashdot! you've just shot your sister-company in the foot!
No, they've just DDoS'ed^H^H^H^Hslashdotted the competition.
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Durability (Score:4, Insightful)
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My left pocket holds misc. receipts and my more fragile Palm Zire 21.
(And yes, it's been suggested to me that I switch to cargo pants from blue jeans.)
128MB? (Score:4, Insightful)
Too little, too late.
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Actually, the iPod is the Swiss Army Knife of... (Score:5, Insightful)
I always have it with me, and it has my emergency backup documents plus it functions as an emergency boot disc. It also has all my contacts, registrations, passwords etc. Obviously it functions as a transfer disc too. The only thing it doesn't do well is function as a card reader, which would be the icing on the cake. Oh yeah and it plays music.
I have a nice SAK that I use for back country camping, during which time the USB drive does not get much of a workout.
Re:Actually, the iPod is the Swiss Army Knife of.. (Score:2)
Belkin makes a card reader that works with the dock-enabled iPods, but it costs around $100. Check the apple store if you're interested.
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Re:Actually, the iPod is the Swiss Army Knife of.. (Score:3, Insightful)
Awesome!
A 120gig HDD and USB2.0 enclosure would run you about 80 if you shopped smart. And it won't overheat if you actually try to use it as a HDD for any extended period of time. I've seen them used as HDDs, they get real hot. And they don't charge over USB. And the batteries arent replacable.
Backups you always keep with you? Burn it on to a business card sized CD. Total cost? About a buck including a nice little hard-case that fits in your wallet.
Why do slashbots
Re:Actually, the iPod is the Swiss Army Knife of.. (Score:2)
-- a 120Gb HD in a USB 2.0 enclosure, plus a mains cable, plus some shockproofing, plus a mains converter in case I need to use it in the car
-- a supply of CDs, which I must remember to burn every time any of my data changes, and which I have to stuff in my overstuffed wallet
-- my iPod, which I carry around with me anyway
thanks! you PC guys are great!
Re:Actually, the iPod is the Swiss Army Knife of.. (Score:3, Interesting)
A 120gig HDD and USB 2.0 enclosure will generally need an external power supply. That's more bulk than an iPod.
I have a Mac. Lots of people do. Many Macs have slot-loading drives which will *die* when you try to use a business card CD.
I'll grant you that the iPod is not the best portable storage device, but it's a damned good music player that happens to pull double duty. Why bother carrying more crap than you need?
Slashdotted already? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdotted already? (Score:5, Funny)
Evidently blade servers don't scale as well as expected...
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file you nails and back up your data... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:file you nails and back up your data... (Score:3, Funny)
Convergance (Score:3, Insightful)
Rus
Re:Convergance (Score:3, Insightful)
I know a lot of people (lighting and sound engineers, IT folk) who have always carried a Swiss Army knife with them (and those that don't carry a Gerber or similar) as well as numerous floppies, USB sticks, or whatever the storage solution of the day is. This is cool, but that doesn't negate the fact that some people will find them virtually essential.
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Keep them seperate (Score:5, Insightful)
Will 128mb still be enough space for useful storage in 15 years, will we still have USB?
My way I only ever buy top quality tools and keep them many, many years. My technology I can replace whenever I like.
Re:Keep them seperate (Score:2)
Considering we still have 3.5" floppies that hold only 1.4mb in use after 20+ years, I'd say it's a safe bet 128mb USBs will still be around in 2019.
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Dupe (Score:5, Informative)
Hmmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Okay a few things:
1. Wow, a red light! Thats so...useful?
2. What the f*ck does a techie that buys this need a NAIL FILE for?!?!
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
It could increase your options if you're stranded in Amsterdam without the bus fare home.
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Filing serial numbers down on stolen hardware after booting off the usb disk?
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I agree with you, though. How many guys are giving themselves manicures with these little knives? They should replace the nail file with a real screwdriver or something else useful.
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Cleaning the contacts of the USB drive after it makes through the laundry.
Sorry, your product is banned here. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Sorry, your product is banned here. (Score:2, Interesting)
Until what we all know, we could bring that kind of knife on a plane. A swiss knife is very useful in all sort of situations, especially when you are travelling and just taking a piece of bread and some paté instead of eating a burger ;-)
Stick to Tux, get your own TuxSticker [ptaff.ca] !
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I would no more expect to be able to carry a knife openly through customs than a diamond-edged cutting saw but you don't see people complaining that they won't buy one cos they can't take it through an airport.
Use your noddle, bung it in your luggage, not your hand luggage (carry on's for you americans). It's not difficult, it's not brain surgery and it's common sense that you
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My day-to-day life doesn't have any problem whatsoever. I have a pocket knife on my keychain that I never have to remove--last time I did was when I went on vacation. Not a big deal.
The point is about choice. Not everyone has a job where they have to travel a lot. Not everyone would have to risk losing this knife at a security check (and note that the USB portion is detatchable, so even if some fluke occurre
CmdrTaco's gone senial (Score:2)
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/03/11
Not a cybertool?! (Score:2, Interesting)
If only MacGyver had one of these... (Score:5, Funny)
Ok, interesting but... (Score:2, Interesting)
Basically I am looking for a leatherman, combined with a Garmin Etrex (or your favorite GPS). Now that would be useful...
It's slightly lacking (Score:4, Interesting)
All I ask for in a knife is:
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Re:It's slightly lacking (Score:2)
A mobile phone
Digital Camera
PDA functionality
Antistatic wrist strap
Keyring
TV and radio tuner
MP3 player
Coin holder...
Not too popular here.. (Score:2)
In USA are you allowed to keep the knife in your 'checked in' baggage?
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It looks like the USB Knife [swissarmy.com] is on the same pattern of the executive [swissarmy.com] line, so that's just about a two-inch blade, but most [swissarmy.com] Swiss Army knives have bigger blades; around three or four inches. My old favorite was the Tinker [swissarmy.com] because it had a phillips head screwdriver. (Honestly, did anybody ever use that stupid corkscrew?) But I've since replaced it with a Leatherman [leathermanstore.com] because of the pliers. Unfortunately, it looks like the only part of the Leatherman line that has blades of two inches or less are the Squirt [leatherman.com], Micra [leatherman.com] and Mini-tool [leatherman.com].
Add a Mobile Phone to it (Score:2)
How does the Swiss Army... (Score:4, Funny)
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Yes their bank account numbers (Score:2)
Of course another neat little swiss trick is that they ain't got anything anyone else wants and what little there is is on top of mountains.
So nothing worthwhile and to hard to get at. Perfect defence.
/.: news for nerds who only read read /. (Score:4, Funny)
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My take on the Victorinox (Score:4, Interesting)
Overall the gadget is great, has been very useful. Oddly I think the ballpoint pen has gotten a fair amount of the use, but it's great having some portable storage. I was on vacation last week and it was perfect for use at Internet cafes.
I tried to get Firefox installed on it [johnhaller.com] however it's not fully working yet, but I'm sure that's my fault.
What about terrorism? (Score:2)
*yawn* (Score:3, Informative)
Re:All these grooming kit tools (Score:4, Funny)
MCSEs
your sig... (Score:2, Offtopic)
Re:Confiscated! (Score:2)
I don't know....
"Hands up!", maybe?
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Re:Swiss Army Knives And Your Computer (Score:2)
NO. This is a really bad idea. Cutting CAT5 cable with anything resembling an ordinary blade knife is asking for trouble, because when it slips, you can end up slicing a thumb really bad. Before you know it, you have blood all over your work counter, computer, and floor, and it hurts like hell. This happened to me once, and I now have a nice scar because of it.
Always use the right tool for the right job. Cutting CAT5 cable with a knife is just not cool.
Re:Knife - what use?? (Score:3, Interesting)
Some other posters have hit the nail on the head regarding the portability of this item... They simply can't be taken with you