Dave Barry on Electronic Voting 323
eggoeater writes "With the general interest Slashdot has with electronic voting machines, I thought we'd all enjoy reviewing Dave Barry's take on touch-screen voting machines and debating the merits of police officers carrying lightsabers."
Maybe a little offtopic but... (Score:5, Funny)
I probably haven't been paying attention, but is this really true ? I really can't imagine hacking something using a gameboy... anyone has an article about this? Wasn't able to find it with google...
Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... (Score:4, Funny)
SATIRE!
Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... (Score:5, Funny)
SATIRE!
Should we really be engaging in satire over such a sacred and important subject as our democratic process? It might be a distraction from the really important issues... like the fact that Bush is being supported by space aliens!
Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... (Score:3, Informative)
That's the problem with America today... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:That's the problem with America today... (Score:3, Insightful)
One thing I really like about Dave Barry is that he manages to be non-partisan and still finds ways to make everyone laugh about a political situation. While I'm sure he actually votes for some party during elections, his humour pokes fun at everyone (mostly himself), which makes it hard for anyone to just dismiss him. Which is good for his employer
Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, if John Connor can highjack an ATM with nothing but his Atari portable computer, anything's possible, right?"
"Easy money!"
Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... (Score:4, Interesting)
Not to mention, at the time, the Portfolio was one of the most portable machines... should he have lugged around a Compaq CRT/lunchbox computer?
Re:Maybe a little offtopic but... (Score:3, Funny)
1 vote for you 2 for me (Score:3, Insightful)
Formicidae (Score:5, Funny)
Jason Feeblehonker 2004
bumperstickers printed up?
Re:Formicidae (Score:2)
Eletronic voting booth (Score:5, Informative)
This Java applet simulates [tse.gov.br] the Brazilian eletronic voting system we use (it is in portuguese).
Re:Eletronic voting booth (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't speak Portuguese, but I did a quick text search on the page you linked to. The word "Diebold" does not appear anywhere on that page.
I am inclined to think that your system is probably more reliable than what ours will be... and we're not just using it for municipal elections either. We're using it--for only the first or second time in most states--in a Presidential election.
Re:Eletronic voting booth (Score:4, Informative)
Brazilian government has applyied successfully a campaign to teach the people (a lot of poors and uneducated) how to use this system.
Re:Eletronic voting booth (Score:4, Funny)
Very reliable indeed! (Score:2, Funny)
Back with messy paper, the vote was much closer. Now we know that vote is and was wrong.
The New Terror Threat (Score:3)
One person with a hankerchief filled with super nasty germs...
I can see someone sueing the state over the health issues.
Besides, I believe in the sanctity of something called a paper trail. I do not know if the Brazilian system supplies a paper trail, but s
Re:Eletronic voting booth (Score:2)
Considering Diebold is planning on making most electronic voting machines I wonder how reliable they can get compared to their other products [mintruth.com].
Re:Eletronic voting booth (Score:5, Informative)
Here's a link [urnasemfraude.org] to a site where one can download a book (in Portuguese) entitled Burla Eletrônica ("Electronic Scam"). The book contains am objective and yet scathing analysis of the (lack of) security and reliability in the machines used in every Brazilian election since 2000. It's really scary. The government has ignored calls to make the machines more secure. It is left as an exercise for the reader to guess why...
I have said before that I believe Brazil's democracy is much healthier than that of the USA, and I believe this is due to the true multi-party nature of the political system here (as compared to the effectively two-party system in the USA). But the dependence on these "electronic ballot boxes" ("urnas eletrônicas"), with no serious scrutiny being given to them, and with the government trying to sweep signs of trouble under the rug, makes me worry for Brazil's young and vibrant democracy (I say "young" because the first free elections after the military coup of 1964 were held just under 20 years ago).
A point that should hit home for
--Mark
Technology (Score:5, Funny)
OK, that is IT! (Score:5, Funny)
Beets (Score:5, Funny)
I'll bet he gets at least a few letters complaining about the sugar beet intelligence comparison - from sugar beets.
Re:Beets (Score:2)
and lordy, do we need the improvement
Banned (Score:5, Interesting)
Back door in Diebold machines (Score:5, Informative)
We've seen what can happen with the diebold machines
Yeah, but have you seen this? [blackboxvoting.org] Don't even need a Gameboy to hack the election...
Re:Back door in Diebold machines (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Banned (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Banned (Score:3, Insightful)
Do they just take a friend with them?
Re:Maybe... (Score:3, Funny)
I see no advantage in cost, speed, security, or accuracy with moving from the system we are currently using to some ethereal electronic touch-screen system.
The E-voting machines have a number of advantages. Since you mentioned speed, hey just poke the tallying computer and it spits out the totals. That's fast. Need a recount? Poke it again, and it'll give you exactly the same numbers again. Is that great or what? No messy disputes. There are further advantages for election officials using Diebold ma
Re:Banned (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Banned (Score:2)
So you're volunteering to hand-count all those scantron and punch-cards yourself?
Re:Banned (Score:2)
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Banned (Score:3, Interesting)
Jedidiah.
Re:Banned (Score:2)
Re:Banned (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm Australian. This has nothing to do with cost, and everything to do with whats right and just.
The cost incrued from this would be minimal to the costs of a great many other things, e.g. War.
Re:Banned (Score:5, Insightful)
So you're willing to accept an invalid result if it saves you a few bucks? No wonder the Republic is in such dire straits these days.
Look at it this way: Naturally enough, you believe your positions to be correct. If you also believe in democracy, then you have to believe that your valid ideas will win out, long run, versus the invalid ones that compete. (If you feel this is pollyanna, fine... but then you don't believe in democracy.) Since you're clearly on the side of goodness and light, if an election were to be improper, it would be The Other Guys who rigged it. These are the guys whom you believe want to raise taxes to 100% while legally mandating all sorts of moral depravities. Do you want them to get in because you wouldn't shell out few dollars?
If you believe in your cause, then settling a contested election will lead to the "right" people being elected
Comedy as news source (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Comedy as news source (Score:5, Insightful)
Hackers aren't the real concern for e-voting. Partisan election officials and machine manufacturers are. So in a way, this Dave Barry article both introduces a real concern, and at the same time disposes of it by implying that it's far-fetched.
But I think you're very right about comedy being a good way to point out important issues -- for example, The Daily Show is probably one of the best news sources out there.
Re:Comedy as news source (Score:2)
That sounds good, but I don't think it's really true.
It's a security axiom that anything can be hacked. It's usually stated inversely as "the only secure machine is off the network in a locked room, powered down". This may also be seen as a result of "Every nontrivial program has at least one bug."
Election officials have no more ability to affect an electronic election than they do with paper b
Re:Comedy as news source (Score:2, Insightful)
With regular news, if something is just too obviously a lie or stupid, they just won't mention it or just focus on the intent, which was backed up by the unmentioned ridiculousness.
Re:Comedy as news source (Score:2)
The best example is "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart. It's sharp and incisive. Dick Cheney was caught lying about WMDs in Iraq. Stewart stroked his chin for a minute before intoning, deadpan, "I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. Cheney....that you're pants are on fire.'
Great show. Watch it 11:00 PM on Comedy Central.
Excluding stories from homepage? (Score:3, Insightful)
So a small plea to the editors; please keep politics in their own Section until someone fixes the Exclusion? Please?
Re:Excluding stories from homepage? (Score:5, Insightful)
or fixes the election...
Kidding aside, this story is about tech and its impact, not just politics. It's not inappropriate that it appear on the main page. Here's a radical thought, if you see the headline for a story and you just know you won't want to read it: Don't. Participation on slashdot is voluntary in many degrees.
If you're so thin-skinned that you can't handle seeing the merest headline that indicates politics simply exists, then you probably would be happier unplugging the computer and TV, and simply watching the paint crack.
Once E-Voting is working (Score:2, Insightful)
Seems like something that could be really useful in politically backwards countries like the U.S.
Re:Once E-Voting is working (Score:3, Insightful)
How long before we demand direct democracy.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch." - Benjamin Franklin
Stop and consider all the areas where you are or could be in the minority before you wish for a democracy.
I think Dave has some points (Score:5, Insightful)
I think he's got some points being funny though. I mean, how many people do you know who becoome so obsessed with this election, that even a mention of "a different" canidate will get you a glare?
Peopel need to tone it down a bit. Stuff like that really provides some needed comedy, when it's really needed too.
I walk down the hall talking to some people, and they say that this year is going to end up sucking. "Why's that?" I ask. "Because I've got several massive projects due in the start of December, my grandma is on the verge of death, and to top it all off, Bush might get re-elected."
This guy isn't even of legal age to vote, and he was literally thinking that Bush being re-elected is by far worse than anything else at the moment.
Come on people, live a little, joke a little. Rock on Dave Barry.
Re:I think Dave has some points (Score:5, Funny)
I had a friend who used to be like this, one of those "defeat Bush at all cost" types. Then, as the campaigns wore on, he became more and more jaded, realizing that Kerry probably wouldn't be much better at fixing all the things that were wrong with the Bush administration. He considered voting for Nader, but thought that that would just be throwing his vote away and playing into Bush's hands.
Then he remembered he was a Canadian citizen and couldn't vote here anyway.
Slashdot polls (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdot polls (Score:2)
I'm voting for Nader you insensitive clod!
Re:Slashdot polls (Score:5, Funny)
I'm voting for Nader you insensitive clod!
"A vote for Nader is a vote for CowboyNeal" :P
Re:Slashdot polls (Score:2)
Hey, I've been complaining about missing options for the last three elections.
Re:Slashdot polls (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually I'm pretty sure it would result in the election of Natalie Portman...
Re:Slashdot polls (Score:3, Funny)
I can't think of a better way to revive an interest in politics. I'd certainly vote for for; it couldn't possibly be any worse than the options we've had in the last 30 years, and we'd finally have a president worth watching during a "State of the Union" address.
Max
Re:Slashdot polls (Score:3, Funny)
* Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
* This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.
Use a paper absentee ballot (Score:3, Informative)
You _are_ voting, aren't you?
Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts (Score:3, Informative)
How do we *know* that the computers used in voting are not tampered with? I mean how do we really know that noone switched the good tested machines with their own versions? Oh, but the central processor should in principle be able to identify a PGP encrypted signature of a specific machine that has the machines' Intel processor ID in it as well as an authentication number, the key should be sent to the central processor and the processor ID should be requested seperately to authenticate the machine or some such, and the process should be transparent etc. etc. But there will always be people with too much access, the people wearing all black, who can make police shut the hell up, the people who can drive to the machines at night, switch them with their own versions of hardware, the people who have physical access to the central processor, the people who are on in it with the Man.
So bring back the punch cards + receipts, I say.
Why is it that when you buy something in a store they give you a receipt of a merchandize but during an election you don't get one? Aren't you buying something for your tax money, a governor or a senator or a president?
2 thin cardboard cards stuck together in a fassion that allows to perforate both of them simultaneously with names printed on both and with perforated contours of holes to be punched out by the voter. The voter then punches the hole corresponding to the name they choose and give the face (top) portion of the card to a processing person, who runs the card through a simple card reader and then throws the card with into a sealed box. The bottom portion remains with the voter.
Now, how about that recount? Recount the top portions of the cards in the box and allow people to come in with their portions of the cards and run them through a card reader.
Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts (Score:2)
So what happens if top and bottom portions of the card with the same identifier give different vote?
Scandal
Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts (Score:3, Insightful)
I haven't participated in running an voting location, but I believe this is dealt with by having lots of eyes on the paperwork as well as a representative from both major parties. It's not perfect, but you can say this - for all the problems they had in Florida, people replacing the votes with forged votes was not the issue.
So br
Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts (Score:2, Insightful)
Giving receipts out encourages vote buying - people standing on street corners promising $50 in exchange for a Bush receipt. When elections can be called by a couple of hundred votes as in Florida, and with the level of voter apathy, vote buying becomes highly feasible and not too expensive.
There is one way that works and has worked for centuries - a ballot paper, and a pencil to put a cross by the candidate's name. And all the ballots counted by hand, in full view of multiple representatives from al
Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts (Score:2)
Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts (Score:3, Insightful)
You can buy votes for a lot less than $50:
Cigarettes Distributed For Gore Vote [themilwaukeechannel.com]
From the article:
Campaign volunteers for the Democratic Presidential campaign were discovered distributing cigarettes to homeless voters after the volunteers had recruited the homeless specifically for their vote Saturday.
In all fairness, the Gore campaign responded:
"This kind of activity described by Channe
Receipts are good (Score:3, Insightful)
This is the worst argument against reciepts I've ever heard. Unfortunately, it is also the most common, and also the "offical" objection. Let's drive a stake through it right now, shall we?
On the one hand, if we give receipts, someone might buy some votes. Now, in order to have this effect the ellection, they have to let people know about it before they vote. Otherwise they
Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts (Score:2)
Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts (Score:2)
I'm sorry, that privledge is reserved for multi-national corportaions and unions.
Re:Bring back the punch cards and provide receipts (Score:3, Funny)
Doesn't anyone think it's sad (Score:5, Insightful)
Politics has always been kind of an ugly business, but I don't remember a campaign in my lifetime that was so bitter, petty, angry, divisive and deliberately misleading. We have collectively sunk to the ethical level of Karl Rove.
Not only do we not deserve a leadership position in the world, we are becoming ugly and pathetic. We are in real danger of turning into the richest third world country on the planet.
Re:Doesn't anyone think it's sad (Score:5, Insightful)
Whaddya mean third world country?
Naaa that'll never happen here. This is America!
p.s. in deibold we trust.
did you miss the elections of the past 200 years? (Score:3, Interesting)
Some notable election thefts prior to the 2000 election, some of them much more blatant:
John F. Kennedy won the 1960 election largely due to ballot stuffing and double-voting organized by the Democratic Party political machines in several major cities.
John Quincy Adams, as 2nd-place finisher, won the 1824 election by basically buying the electoral votes of Henry Clay (the 4th-place finisher) in return
voting probs (Score:5, Interesting)
this does a couple of things. one, it confirms your choice. (no more florida issues). and two, it automatically counts the vote. when the polls close, the total is uploaded to the central 'counting' station, and within minutes they have totals. the only timme we get into recounts is when the margin is so close that it triggers one.. in which case they manually count them.
seems to work. paper & technolgy together . just a thought but there's no reason to get all weird about improving the voting system.
one other thing i'd say is that having ONE voting system accross the entire system is not a bad idea. votind districts don't control it, the cheif electoral officer (municipal, provincial, or federal depending on the election) decides what system to use. that way if it's buggered up, it's buggered for everyone.
now if we could only get rid of first past the post we'd be laughing.
Re:voting probs (Score:2)
Anonymous voting is a good concept... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Anonymous voting is a good concept... (Score:2, Insightful)
Personally, I would tell anyone who demanded such information to stuff it, regardless of the consequences, and I'd want them thrown in jail immediately. But I do recognize that it's a tradeoff.
A tradeoff, but one we desperately need. I was
Re:Anonymous voting is a good concept... (Score:3, Insightful)
30 Second Commercial Spots (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:30 Second Commercial Spots (Score:2)
Also, negative ads REALLY DO work. That is, after all, why they use them. For whatever reason, people have a "negativity" bias according to which they pay more attention to negative information, and remember it better later. It has shown that the primary effect is not winning votes for one side, but to
Swift Boat Ads Discredited (Score:5, Informative)
But they haven't been completely discredited.
And since you didn't offer any proof of your assertion, I won't either. nyah nyah.
Several of the original swift boat vets for thruth members have recanted their stories. Other vets have come forward saying they were interviewed by the organization, but their testimony was not used becuase it confirmed John Kerry's story (which matches official Navy records). There is even video footage of one of the swift boat vets for truth completely contradicting his current story; eight years ago he praised Kerry and described Kerry's heroism under enemy fire. Rather than reproduce all the sources here, I will refer you to the great work done at FactCheck.org. They have a well researched and footnoted analysis of the swiftboat claims:
Fact Check looks into Swift Vets [factcheck.org].
There has also been huge amounts of evidence that the sift boat vets for thruth have direct ties to the Bush campaign (a violation of campaign finance law if true). The web off connections has been document in the New Your Times as well as various web sites.
Cheers,
Thad
Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited (Score:3, Informative)
I just read the article you pointed to, and I think you misrepresent it. Nothing was ever 'voted on'. Lets quote the relevant part.
At this meeting, a VVAW member named Scott C
Re:Swift Boat Ads Discredited (Score:3, Informative)
MoveOn.org was created during the Clinton administration by a couple of married computer professionals. Its original purpose was to organize a petition to skip the impeachment of the President so the country could 'move on' to more important issues. It has since grown
Cthulu/Voldermort 2004 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cthulu/Voldermort 2004 (Score:3, Informative)
Yog-Sothoth is running in the VP slot for the Cthulhu campaign this year I believe.
Jedidiah
Rolls of paper tape (Score:5, Insightful)
As a person enters a booth, (s)he sees 10 buttons, of which only one can be pressed at once and once a button is pressed the other buttons are deactivated until the next person enters the booth. Once a button is pressed, the voter can see a candidate's name cut off from a corresponding tape, the piece of paper falls into a box.
So now by the end of election with this particular setup you have the following:
1. 100 boxes with papers on them in each voting location.
2. 100 tape enclosures with some tape left on them.
So now to count just look at the end of the tape, the last sequential number must tell you how many votes were cast for this particular candidate.
The boxes and the tapes must be stored seperately for a recount purposes.
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Here is how to make counting of the totals possible:
Have a website where the people doing the local counts login into and post their numbers against their voting location.
These numbers must be accessible by all, the person who just submitted them will see them on the site and if something funny happens to them (like they change one way or another) then have the local news notified.
This website should be well secured though. Please.
Re:Rolls of paper tape (Score:2)
Maybe cutting of the papers off should be a half manual process to make this scenario even less likely.
Optical Scan (Score:3, Insightful)
Elections are something you don't toy with.
It's all about being trustworthy. When there is a recount, you damned better well be able to take a hand count of the votes observed by both canidates. With an electronic system, you're left with what the machine says, and thats it. Thats just not acceptable.
It might not be kosher to say, lets step back to something not bleeding edge, and full of buzz words.. Here in Wisconsin we use optical scan machines and they work excellent. The elector gets their ballot, and for every office theres the list of canidates. To select one, they just complete the aarow on the side of their name. They slide the ballot into the tabulator, and the tabulator counts (or kicks it back if its an undervoted or overvoted ballot). There is a permenant record of their vote--the actual ballot they filled out. In the case of a recount, its very hard to argue that the voters intent lies elsewhere.
Re:If Diebold used Linux... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:If Diebold used Linux... (Score:2, Insightful)
If you compiled it right there, I'm sure someone could write a "gcc" program to look like you're compiling the source and checksum programs and such can be worked around and all that too.
Re:Actually (Score:4, Insightful)
Woah there, because corporations don't have political interests? All this would do is make it easier for the corporation to adjust the votes to match their interests.
I've posted elsewhere about the differences between ATMs and voting. ATMs work because if they don't, the bank is screwed. Electronic voting won't work because if it's screwed up, the only people who lose are the voters and the minority party.
There is literally NO INCENTIVE for the people with power to support a fair electronic voting system. There are at least a dozen ways to get crooked code onto the machine and basically no way to find out about it short of taking the machine apart.
By the way, this is a bi-partisan rant. I don't want anybody advocating electronic voting. The concept is not sound.
Re:You're absolutely right (Score:3)
Yeah, but nothing is illegal unless you get caught. The problem isn't HOW to perform the validation, the problem is that you NEED validation in the first place. Yes, people can burn your paper ballots and forge some replacements, but we have 225 years of dealing with that problem. We don't even have a reasonable handle on spam, identity theft, or porn pop-ups in elementary school lib
Re:You're absolutely right (Score:3, Interesting)
If it's illegal, it's still illegal - there are just no consequences unless you're caught.
And from what it sounds like, there is very few consequences from voter fraud.
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Insightful)
Yes, you're right, but that is not the problem.
The problem is that there is no feasible way to prove that the instructions in main memory on every voting machine corresponds, without exception, to the source code on a piece of paper.
You can't trust the compiler:
http://wiki.linuxquestions.org/wiki/Back_door [linuxquestions.org]
You can't trust the hardware - it would be trivial to implement instructions that dump the "r
Re:If Diebold used Linux... (Score:5, Insightful)
Pay up, sucker.
ATMs work because the institution has a vested interest in keeping everything on the level. Electronic voting will fail because the institution has a vested interest in making sure the results are "adjusted".
Spin the tables - tell your bank that you're going to withdraw $100 and demand unrestricted access to the vaults for 5 minutes. If you think that's a dumbass idea, then you think electronic voting is a dumbass idea.
Re:If Diebold used Linux... (Score:2)
Re:If Diebold used Linux... (Score:2)
Another possible advantage is a better ballot produced by the machine. Remember all the noise about hanging/dimpled/pregnant chads and how to count them.
The Diebold machines seem to solve the first, but not the second. There are a lot of engineers and computer sc
Re:If Diebold used Linux... (Score:2)
Re:Pork Barrel budgets? (Score:2, Interesting)
If anything, Bush is making it a lot worse, what he's done is create a lot of anger against the US, and anger creates extremists. Attacking Afghanistan was right, but attacking Iraq? Abu-Ghraib isn't exactly creating a lot of sympathy points for the soldiers (who bloody cares who's responsible for it, the
Re:Pork Barrel budgets? (Score:4, Insightful)
Aside from the parent being an obvious Troll, this is a perfect example of what is wrong with most politicians. The parent is likely a Democrat, but in truth you can probably find it in each and every party.
These type of politicians automatically assume that their personal experience and knowledge was arrived at through flawless logic and insight. Subsequently their view points are the only correct view point possible.
Then they go on to extrapolate that anyone who has a different opinion obviously is less intelligent and thus unable to achieve their own level of flawless logic and insight. And in short, patently wrong-headed (because they don't agree with "me").
I'll grant that your view point may be logical arrived at considering your limited experience. But to claim insight requires one to consider diverse view points in a fair and critical manner of some lenghty temporal span. And from your use of language I am unable to identify any such insight.
Re:Dave Barry knows about IT outsourcing? (Score:2)
Excuse me, but I don't want them to know about my sexual fantasies involving an armadill... SHIT! *hides*
Re:Just what we need. (Score:2)