What Your Choice of Linux Distro Says about You 494
iter8 writes "NewsForge has an article explaining what your choice of distro says about you. There's no comment on what using Windows or OS X does for your rep. I use Mandrake, so that makes me suave and sophisticated."
Slackware? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Slackware? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Slackware? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Slackware? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Slackware? (Score:4, Informative)
Not a pity... (Score:5, Funny)
Oops... Did I say that out loud?
Re:Not a pity... (Score:3, Funny)
Accuracy in Reporting! (Score:5, Funny)
Debian: You are like Ayn Rand: you insist that everything in your system be internally consistent, at the expense of nobody else being able to understand you.
Red Hat: You want to be Microsoft, except without the jackboots and the viruses. Well ... maybe the jackboots.
SuSE: You remember how fascist and self-righteous the Novell administrator for your high school was? Surprise -- that's you!
Knoppix: You're good at getting Windows users to try Linux. But hey -- they're Windows users.
Mepis: You sound like a child talking about urinating.
Fedora: You eat Nike cheeseburgers and wear McDonald's sneakers, to show that you are not a corporate whore.
Linspire: You are root. All the time. Isn't that k3wl? Here, have a virus!
Re:Slackware? (Score:3, Interesting)
Got Slackware Right Here (Score:5, Funny)
Slackware users are paradoxically obsessed with being cutting edge and traditional at the same time. They love to point out that their distro has all the latest programs, but explain that it's ancient installer is 'still up to the task' and that the lack of powerful package management 'leaves them in control'. Slackware users like to do things for themselves and tend to ignore what popular opinion (and logic and reason and all rational thought) says is good.
And, since they didn't include Fedora either, here's that one:
Fedora is synonymous with Red Hat, but many of its users believe that it isn't. The song of the king of the Linux street, Fedora is popular with those who want to be in the middle of the road, but leading the crowd. Unfortunately, they are actually be pushed along from behind, with the silly-hat men leading from behind. Fedora is very loyal to its customers, except when they want something that Red Hat doesn't, in which case they consider the feature risky.
Re:Got Slackware Right Here (Score:3, Informative)
I still don't like package management. If I have the choice, I'll download the source and compile it myself.
Slackware seems to be the only distro that actually believes you and does the right thing when you try to set up a box without a GUI. All the others I've tried install all
Re:I'll bite (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Slackware? (Score:5, Insightful)
Slackware on a machine is usually 50% or more faster than the fedora,redhat,mandrake and it makes sense where things are and where config files are insteaad of the randomized placement found in other distros. (which is the single bigest problem with linux, I dont care who is right, let's pick one filesystem layout and EVERYONE use it.)
I have tried ALL linux distros and I keep coming back to slackware. It just works.
Re:Slackware? (Score:3)
Re:Slackware? (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, you're wrong. No offense intended.
Take a warm fuzzy distro and install it. do a 'ps -auwwx' and look at all the crap running.
Take Slackware, install it like I would (install everything, don't let anything but SSH start as services). Then recompile the kernel specifically for your platform. Compile everything you *NEED* into the kernel, and don't make anything as modules. Now boot. It'll boot faster, run faster, and be far more enjoyable.
Why start and use things that you don't need? No printer, why CUPS or lpd? No SMB network, why samba? Do you really need/want Apache, MySQL, pcmcia services (on a desktop), etc, etc, etc, if you just want a fast running machine? Nope.
Most distros have fallen into the Microsoft way of thinking. Go ahead, start up as much crap as you can. They use might use it someday (or probably won't). If it's slow, they'll buy a bigger, faster computer.
The biggest reason for me to upgrade my home machines:
1) to support more drive space for things I work on.
2) to compile things faster
and very occasionally
3) Better video support for the games I occasionally play.
Again, that's Linux. I'm not part of that Windows gaming world, where you're almost expected to be running the latest/greatest hardware (and overclocking it at that) to play your games.
Re:Slackware? (Score:3, Informative)
Well, you're wrong. No offense intended.
Sorry, I'm a Slackware user (since '96) and you are the one who is wrong here.
Slackware is not 50% faster than the other distros. Sorry, there just isn't enough crap running on FC2 or Gentoo or Suse to slow down the same machine that much. And yes, I'm talking runlevel 3 or 4. I find Slackware zippier than the others, yes, but 50% faster? Give your head a shake.
Also you will find if you take the time to do the critical analysis that having everything in th
Re:Slackware? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Slackware? (Score:3, Informative)
I run Slackware at my apartment, and when I installed it, the first thing I did was make sure that the only services I installed in the first place were the ones I was going to be using daily. Since I'm using the laptop as a workstation, that means I installed almost nothing except CUPS and the client for DHCP so I could hit the web from KDE.
You might also want to go into
Re:Slackware? (Score:4, Insightful)
Please report to the following website: Gentoo Is for Ricers [funroll-loops.org] and join their well-informed masses.
Re:Slackware? (Score:5, Funny)
My first computer was a mancala, and I was so bad ass that I programmed my own version of doom using nothing but red pebbles -- and after that I wrote a C++ compiler for an analog pinball machine (you think that compiling all that crap for gentoo is a pain in the ass for your pentium 200? this thing had to do like, 6-multiball play for three months straight before KDE was finished, but now I just use it to run TCPdump on the cluster of pinball machines I've got in my house).
I'm still trying to get X-windows running on my toaster, but the video card is REALLY obscure so I may have to write the driver myself. For security, I'm using 4096-bit ssl connection between the plug and the wall, and I'm taking notes from OpenBSD by encrypting the crumbs at the bottom so some script kiddie from Finland doesn't know what kind of bread I've been eating.
I'm moving forward to cyborg stuff -- I'm going to start small by getting LOGO installed on a baby tortoise, but I need to find a good wireless protocol (WEP = weak encryption protocol. ha!) to send commands to it. I don't want the NSA to know what goes on between me and my tortoise.
Re:Slackware? (Score:2)
If I were more clever, I'd produce a FreeBSD description now. But I'm not, so I'll just paraphrase what another poster has already said in reply to your article: "We don't care what's best, pick a goddamn direction and stick with it." It's the single biggest reason I steer clear of Linux now whenever I have a choice. I, to
Re:Slackware? (Score:3, Interesting)
Maybe it's a bit too
Every time I read a list like this, Slackware is marked as the oldest, hardest, and favorite among real administrators, hackers, and geeks who know what they're doing. No sissy graphic installer. No warm fuzzy configuration tools. You want to configure something, you just do it and know it's done right, rather than pointing and clicking, and wondering if what yo
Re:Slackware? (Score:2)
Aren't libertarian (or even anarchist) and control freaks mutually exclusive?
Re:Slackware? (Score:4, Insightful)
Nope, anarchists want control over their own destiny, and aren't willing to give up any of their personal sovreignty to anyone. They're also intelligent enough to understand basic arguments of symmetry.
Re:Libertarians vs. control freaks (Score:3, Insightful)
That is a gross oversimplification. From your statement it seems like it is only the government which limits the freedom of the people.
In fact one of the most important uses (in my opinion) of government power is to prevent a limitation in the freedom of people by restricting actions from other people and organisations that try to limit this freedom.
An example could be pollution. The government (through regulatory bodies) limits the
Re:Libertarians vs. control freaks (Score:4, Insightful)
For instance, I frequent Chilies, and I love their food (from the choices to the results). It's not Le Bec Fin, but it's a decent place to grab a bite to eat (average $16-22). Contrast that with any number of diners out there, lacking in business. Foods not terribly good, prices are ok, not much of an atmosphere. You see, Chilies gives people what they want, and so they grow($$$). What you argue is that they should all grow, equally. It's so a antithetical to...life, that you would have to redesign the universe from the ground up to support it.
The rights given to you are simple: no matter how much property you accumulate (from nothing to a lot), you have the same rights to it. Live for yourself, and the universe will take care of itself.
Lastly, while capitalism achieves inequality (with some people rich, and some people poor), and socialism does create equality, it's not in the manner that you think. Socialism, after a run of many years, creates equality by MAKING EVERYONE POOR. The U.S.S.R (putting aside the political figures) may have been one of the most equal states to ever exist, but I doubt the people saw it as that.
What your distro choice REALLY says about you (Score:5, Funny)
Debian - Nerd
Gentoo - Nerd
Knoppix - Nerd
Linspire - Nerd that shops at Walmart
Mandrake - Nerd
MEPIS - Nerd
Red Hat - Nerd
Slackware - Nerd
SUSE - Nerd
Re:What your distro choice REALLY says about you (Score:3, Interesting)
or at least this list is less biased than the one in the article
Don't believe everything you read. (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, Bud Light gets you lots of chicks. In bikinis. And twins.
Oh, well... It's a Saturday.
Re:Don't believe everything you read. (Score:2)
Re:Don't believe everything you read. (Score:2, Funny)
"Partucket Patriot beer; if you drink it, hot women will have sex in your backyard!"
Re:Don't believe everything you read. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Don't believe everything you read. (Score:3, Informative)
I don't know...could John Wayne even use a PC? He seems more like the Linspire kind of guy.
Actually, which distro is it that runs on PCs that have been shot with a rifle out of frustration?
'Cause I think that's the one John Wayne would be running.
Re:Don't believe everything you read. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't believe everything you read. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Don't believe everything you read. (Score:4, Funny)
I hardly can understand what I read (Score:3, Funny)
BOOYEAH (Score:3, Interesting)
I never thought I'd live to see the day that using linux makes a person a "conformist". I suppose that makes linux mainstream.
Re:Don't believe everything you read. (Score:3, Funny)
Jeez - only total losers post on Slashdot on Saturday nights instead of going out on the town...
Oh...
Attention all OS X users: (Score:2, Funny)
That is all.
It works...? (Score:5, Interesting)
hear hear! (Score:2, Interesting)
The moment i find one that recognizes my onboard sound i'll take it, no matter which name it's got. Untill then i'm stuck on windoze for everything that involves sound (and i do like music).
Re:hear hear! (Score:2, Insightful)
The moment i find one that recognizes my onboard sound i'll take it, no matter which name it's got. Untill then i'm stuck on windoze for everything that involves sound (and i do like music).
uhhh, recompile the kernel and use whichever distro you choose.
Re:hear hear! (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, and people say there isn't support out there for Linux! Look at this pearl, this gem of wisdom... "recompile the kernel". In just 3 words, this obvsiously astute Linux expert managed to confuse, irritate, AND alienate! Wow, now that's what I call real user support; a real tight community! It's a wonder why more people aren't using Linux these days.
Re:hear hear! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:It works...? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It works...? (Score:5, Funny)
Then you must enter an intense period of training to hone your installation skills. Go out now and get a copy of NetBSD and begin. After you can install that, you can return to Linux in triumph, for you will be able to install anything.
Re:It works...? (Score:2, Insightful)
RIGHT THERE is the reason that business, Mom and Dad, and Joe Sixpack won't adopt OSS. The elitist - no, actually - "prick-ish" attitude that so many Linux and Unix users display.
Until this attitude is GONE, we have no chance at becoming the proud bearers of an alternative operating system.
I run FreeBSD, RedHat, Debian, WinXPPro, and Win2KPro, so I'm just a slut, since I'll use anything.
Re:It works...? (Score:2)
POSIX is for weeners, use a proper OS
They forgot Caldera (Score:5, Funny)
A distro doesn't say a damn thing about anyone (Score:4, Insightful)
There are also plenty of totaly linux newbies using gentoo, archlinux, etc
I know that this article is a joke (not a funny one either), but these stereotypes need to come to an end.
Sunny Dubey
Re:A distro doesn't say a damn thing about anyone (Score:3, Funny)
Remember this post [slashdot.org] of yours, and my reply [slashdot.org] ? I remember explaining basic things to you.
Sunny Dubey
Uhm.. (Score:5, Informative)
Rggggghhhh.... (Score:2)
Great. No Slackware. (Score:5, Funny)
Slackware users are grumpy, bearded old Unix sysadmins who prefer things be done the "good old fashioned way", making their Linux distro stick to traditional Unix principles, through 10 feet of snow, uphill, both ways!
P.S. I'm a slackware user myself, don't flame me
Re:Great. No Slackware. (Score:2)
Does Fedora count? (Score:5, Funny)
More likely, we Fedora users are just too good for words.
Re:Does Fedora count? (Score:2)
Of course I have the time to read
Re:Does Fedora count? (Score:5, Funny)
Suse users like a *clean* desktop? (Score:5, Funny)
I guess I'm using the wrong distro, huh?
Tagentially related ... (Score:3, Informative)
Lisandro (Score:5, Funny)
If John Wayne had been a Linux user, he would have used Gentoo. Gentoo users are pioneers, people who like to live close to the metal, and don't mind hurting themselves on sharp objects. Some feel that Gentoo users are simply lazy louts who always want to have a ready excuse for why they are not doing constructive things with their computer, other than compiling or recompiling the latest kernel, app, or hapless passerby. The official Gentoo motto is, "If it moves, compile it."
Paraphrasing Maddox, Gentoo users are baddases and listen to Pantera. Red Hat users get their nails done and shop for purses.
Ok, i'll shut up now
Re:Lisandro (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lisandro (Score:2)
The article is a troll (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:The article is a troll (Score:2)
I'll admit, I prefer Mandrake, but I did notice that this guy was attacking other distros more than Mandrake.
Re:The article is a troll (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, a HURD user.
Hey! I'm John Wayne! (Score:2)
and of course:
"Rooster Cogburn : I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. What'll it be?
Ned Pepper : I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man.
Rooster Cogburn : Fill your hands, you son of a bitch."
and:
Rooster Cogburn : You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta shoot him or let him be.
Damn Small (Score:3, Funny)
Gentoo (Score:4, Funny)
No need for that (Score:5, Interesting)
What a cincidence and a true story.
One of the broad minded Windows admins in [insert major logistics company] yelled at me "Linux for President" when I passed his office before yesterday.
It turns out that one of his laptops was fuxored and no matter what he wasn't able to boot it under Windows.
Since he is broadminded and a good admin (even though he's an MCSE) he has his tools ready and one of it is Knoppix.
The laptop booted like a charm, made the partition visible, the files where saved to another laptop and Linux oughta be president.
There was really no need to push Knoppix on him.
missing option (Score:2)
Re:missing option (Score:2)
Re:missing option (Score:3, Insightful)
Slackware
* Slackware is the system for old, conservative and grumpy programmers. The average user has been running his slackware system since early 1993 and will not give it up 'til his computer (literally) falls apart and there is no compatible computer left in the universe, then he will commit suicide and request to have the picture of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and some cynical remark about humanity's being unable to RTFM engraved on his tombstone.
What Gentoo REALLY says about you (Score:5, Funny)
What about Ubuntu? (Score:2, Funny)
multiple choice? (Score:2)
I must be schizoid... (Score:2)
Re:I must be schizoid... (Score:2, Offtopic)
Because the poster forget (Score:2, Funny)
Not informative, not funny, whee... (Score:5, Informative)
If you want something informative, there's the old reliable Distro Watch [distrowatch.com] and if you want something funny, try:
Read the first post after the article (Score:2)
Sure (Score:5, Funny)
A non-distro specific answer (Score:3, Insightful)
1. I HAVE A CHOICE.
2.I DO NOT HAVE TO CONFORM TO THE SCHEMES/STANDARDS/LICENSING SET BY REDMOND.
3. I GET TO USE MY COMPUTER IN THE MANNER I SEE FIT.
If these choices are important to you too, then consider becoming a member of the EFF and supporting your favorite distro by purchasing a copy once a year or so. There's lots of software projects that could use help as well!
Slackware should have gentoo description.. (Score:2, Insightful)
If John Wayne had been a Linux user, he would have used Gentoo. Gentoo users are pioneers, people who like to live close to the metal, and don't mind hurting themselves on sharp objects.
I'll bet my last dollar that a lot of gentoo users, if they used slackware, would hurt themself more than on gentoo. Some people use emerge without knowing wtf its doing and if you give them a real distro, they're gonna be lost and go back to gentoo or a distro with an easy package manager.
Re:Slackware should have gentoo description.. (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't have to know that installing wkWidgets with unicode support may break other existing programs that rely on the non-unicode library, and that i actually have to
Debian comments are a touch off (Score:5, Insightful)
Tongue in cheek or no, the myth that Debian is behind other distros has continually been dispelled. Debian/Unstable is consistently ahead of other distros. What other distros besides Debian, and maybe Gentoo, currently include Kernel 2.6.8, KDE 3.3.0, and Firefox RC1?
Debian users simply loathe frigging around with the basics of their system, an experience all too common with some other distros. We prefer to spend our time frigging around on Slashdot, et al. Or advocating free software.
Star Trek + Linux (Score:4, Funny)
Mandrake - Humans. Like it simple and straightforward, but can be badass at need and gets things done.
Redhat - Vulcans. People may not like them, but they do a lot of things right and everyone owes them.
Debian - Romulans. Tough, but strangely elegant. Deserve more respect than they get.
Gentoo - Klingons. Never do it the easy way if there is a hard way - it makes one stronger!
If any MacOSX guys wander in, they get to be the tribbles. Soft, cuddly, and relatively harmless.
Windows users unlucky enough to stray in - the Borg, of course. The one common enemy of everybody else in the room.
Long live the Gentoo empire! (Score:5, Funny)
He whose distro is not compiled from source will never enter the halls of Stovakor.
Any ko'tal who cannot compile his apps to brings dishonor upon his family, and is a weak piece of baktag.
We do not allow the weak to live.
Psst! You forgot the disclaimer: (Score:3, Funny)
What Your Choice of BSD Distro Says about You (Score:5, Funny)
OpenBSD - You are a paranoid schizophrenic and you think everyone is out to get you. You consider your pores security holes
NetBSD - You take solace in the fact your operating system can run on playstation2 and dreamcast and is thus superior.
m0n0wall - You are the Calista Flockhart of the BSD world. You like to keep your base at six megabytes because anything more would be bloated.
Dragonfly BSD - You are a rebel without a clue. You are against the status quo establishment and all the conformist sheep that follow it. Anybody who questions your judgment can go fork themselves.
FreeBSD-CURRENT - You are a crusader, living on the bleeding edge of the Open Source revolution. You build worlds, merge masters, and slay kernel panic modes with nothing more than an UPDATAING file to defend you.
FreeBSD-STABLE - You are a corporate whore... caring more about production, stability, and uptime than any reasonable person. Your if it ain't broke don't fix it mentality makes OS developers ponder the true purpose and meaning of their life quests.
Bar pickups got a lot more complex (Score:5, Funny)
So, what, now instead of knowing that my Sun Sign is Leo with Mercury in ascention, I instead have to be able to recite my USE flags with
Re:Bar pickups got a lot more complex (Score:4, Interesting)
The actual chart includes all 13 signs and accounts for the slight wobble that causes the chart to shift by about 1 day every 87 years.
Look up 13th sign on google for more information.
What your choice REALLY means... (Score:5, Funny)
BONUS!!!!
Fun and lighthearted (Score:4, Interesting)
I wonder though what about people who use multiple different distributions? For example
I suppose technically speaking Xandros and Libranet are Debian based - but so is Linspire - Where does this leave me?
Im in a twisted state of being neither here nor there help me
Nick
debian (Score:5, Insightful)
"This distribution is popular with those who always count in binary, and are politically correct in a free software kind of way. Many are suspected of having been nursed on a TTY. Debian users take pride in the fact that their distribution is always several releases behind the latest version of the kernel, but makes up for that by being more difficult to install and use."
uh... no....
I use debian because it takes zero effort to upgrade packages - no BS, and if there's a change in the default /etc files, i have the option of keeping my old config or use the new package maintener's version. Unlike rpms, the debian packaging system doesnt just dump the files. it checks more than that.
I dont ever have to download ISOs and reinstall the OS from scratch.
There's also a lot less crap installed on my machine than distros like Mandrake or Redhat.
I dont have to worry about rpm packages breaking my system. Packages aren't outdated because I'm running unstable...
I actually find it quite easy to install with their newest installer
i'd rather spend time getting work done than wasting time configuring my system and updating broken packages. I don't want to read packages of documentation from linuxdoc. I just want things to work without the need of manually changing LD_LIBRARY_PATH or using a distro that comes with a beta version of gcc (redhat).
Re:debian (Score:3, Informative)
Re:DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINKS!!! (Score:2)
Re:Some edits needed. (Score:2, Insightful)
I agree that the documentation is easy to follow. But I dont understand why you make it sound like a bad thing. Its wonderfull they have such good documentation. How else are you going to learn to do it the 1st time
Re:I suppose someone.. (Score:2)