Hitachi Goes Perpendicular 319
Nimrangul writes "Hitachi has recently announced perpendicular recording with their harddrives, allowing for 10 times the data storage on a disk, meaning 20 G microdrives are on their way as soon as 2007. Hitachi is so pleased with this technological development that it has broken into song." This is, without a doubt, the most surreal thing I've seen today. Flash Required.
If you can get high before you watch this (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If you can get high before you watch this (Score:5, Funny)
mmmm, mmmm, Get perpendicular, mmmm, mmmm
(I just can't stop)
Re:If you can get high before you watch this (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:If you can get high before you watch this (Score:2)
I only wish it was an mp3 or even mp4 so I can watch it everytime I get high and so I can send it to my friends. If it wasn't flash I'd bet it would get passed around a lot faster. Hitachi has scored big time with the "groovy" factor, and if you've seen this [apple.com] you know how important groovy is.
Very well done. I would actually have that play when I woke up daily. It's sound and content brings my two favorite
Re:If you can get high before you watch this (Score:5, Informative)
# non gentoo users: http://www.quiss.org/swftools/
$ wget http://www.hitachigst.com/hdd/research/images/pr%
$ swfextract --mp3 Get_Perpendicular.swf
$ xmms output.mp3
Re:If you can get high before you watch this (Score:2, Insightful)
I just set my card to record the playback of my computer... and press record, duh! but that was too obvious I guess
If not... (Score:2)
Re:If you can get high before you watch this (Score:3, Informative)
Re:If you can get high before you watch this (Score:2, Insightful)
For Your Referencing Pleasure (Score:5, Informative)
Re:For Your Referencing Pleasure (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:For Your Referencing Pleasure (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm not quite old enough for the Schoolhouse Rock stuff, but I've seen a few snips here and there (I'm not quite yet 30).
Re:For Your Referencing Pleasure (Score:2, Funny)
Overall though reminds me of a Fark contest. Imagine if all the latest tech news was explained in this way.
Surur
Re:For Your Referencing Pleasure (Score:2)
Re:For Your Referencing Pleasure (Score:3, Informative)
Satire:
1. A composition, generally poetical, holding up vice or folly to reprobation; a keen or severe exposure of what in public or private morals deserves rebuke; an invective poem; as, the Satires of Juvenal.
[1913 Webster]
2. Keeness and severity of remark; caustic exposure to reprobation; trenchant wit; sarcasm.
[1913 Webster]
Syn: Lampoon; sarcasm; irony; ridicule; pasquinade; burlesque; wit; humor.
[1913 Webster] Satiric
Re:For Your Referencing Pleasure (Score:3, Funny)
I learned several dance moves.
Re:For Your Referencing Pleasure (Score:3, Funny)
Re:For Your Referencing Pleasure (Score:2)
Symantec has that song in their on-hold rotation. No, I'm not joking.
Only one thing occurs to me right now... (Score:3)
Yeah, that was pretty surreal, not Mini-Me-being-spanked-by-a-6-foot-tall-woman-on-VH 1 surreal, but more than enough for a drunken Friday night.
Re:Only one thing occurs to me right now... (Score:2, Funny)
In the post-9/11 world, ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In the post-9/11 world, ... (Score:2, Funny)
This is not good.
In sovi.. (Score:5, Funny)
Get Perpendicular (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In sovi.. (Score:4, Informative)
School House Rock (Score:5, Informative)
Damn this thing screams a nerd verion of school house rock!
Re:School House Rock (Score:5, Funny)
*snicker*
I need my bits perpendicular so I can store more naked horizontals.
Re:School House Rock (Score:2, Funny)
You heard it here, first (I think)>
Re:School House Rock (Score:2, Funny)
technical manga (Score:5, Informative)
The informational manga genre was mostly spurred by the publication of A Manga Introduction to the Japanese Economy [dnp.co.jp] and A Manga History of Japan (Manga Nihon-no-Rekishi in the 1980s.
Re:School House Rock (Score:4, Funny)
That's a great idea! I've been working on a cartoon paperclip to assist people when they write documents. He helps you format your docs through song. Imagine "Looks like you're writing a letter," sung to the tune of Perpendicular, only out of key and really loud. I'm thinking of calling him Clip-... whoops.
Re:School House Rock (Score:2, Redundant)
Too late, I already skipped over it!
Meow Mix the Sequel (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Meow Mix the Sequel (Score:4, Funny)
Marketing works (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Marketing works (Score:4, Insightful)
we're all going to post this on our blogs/webpages and spam it out in forums/irc to laugh at hitachi... thus promoting their new technology
I, for one, welcome out new smarter than the average slashdotter overlords
Yep. Today slashdot, fark, etc, tomorrow... (Score:3, Insightful)
Double points for doing this with something so technical that most
Re:Yep. Today slashdot, fark, etc, tomorrow... (Score:2)
Re:Marketing works (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Marketing works (Score:2)
Hitachi Data Systems (HDS) was making superior drives -- and far better arrays than both IBM and EMC -- *before* the purchase.
So why did Hitachi buy? IIRC, it was because they were interested in some of the patents.
Re:Marketing works (Score:2)
IBM had lost more than $500 million over the last two years in the hard drive business, which is notoriously competitive and yields thin margins.
"successful product lines"?!? Like the Deskstar?
I remember talking to some HDS folks (mostly field grunts and account reps) about the deal, and they seemed to think it was a good thing. But the substance of those conversations escapes me now.
Old age,
Re:Marketing works (Score:4, Insightful)
The point is that the cartoon can get the point across to a different type of audience, particularly the ones who want bigger and better MP3 players.
Re:Marketing works (Score:2)
Re:Marketing works (Score:5, Funny)
How, 'may or may not be true'. You saw the bits, didn't you?!? Clearly this is true!
Re:Marketing works (Score:2)
As far as I'm concerned, they're cutting edge.
Re:Marketing works (Score:2)
They have a copy of the advert they had on TV on their website. It's a very catchy cartoon song which managed to convince thousands of brits that Honda are these really cool engineers who love revolutionising things and are all-round really nice, cool guys. And then it made them walk into work every mornin
Simpler Explanation (Score:2, Informative)
All the song and dance for that?
Re:Simpler Explanation (Score:2)
Patents (Score:5, Funny)
break the stereotype... (Score:2)
And you thought Japanese companies are humorless??
Whoa. It's groovy, dude.
Jesus Christ (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Jesus Christ (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Jesus Christ (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder how long it'll be before someone signs up in
Actuuuaaatorrr Maaaan!!!
Re:Jesus Christ (Score:5, Funny)
the perpendicular lifestyle... (Score:3, Insightful)
This was insanely clever. Will be a cult video within days... You have to admit it does educate...
The young kids (Score:4, Funny)
Interesting... (Score:5, Interesting)
So, how much faster can they spin the drives now with this improvement?
The 15k drives use smaller platters so they can withstand the stress of the high RPMs.
So what if you make them even smaller. The 36.6GB HD can potentially go up to 366GB now, but I think people would be very interested in a drive with smaller platters that goes 30,000rpm and is still 36.6GB.
Re:Interesting... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Interesting... (Score:2)
Re:Interesting... (Score:2, Interesting)
You believe drive performance is dominated by seek time, or you know drive performance is dominated by seek time?
Smaller disks=less area to cover to get to the data.
Faster spin time=less waiting for the data to come back under the head.
A drive that can only put out 60MB/s will put out 120MB/s if you can spin the platters twice as fast.
Put out a drive with smaller platters that can go 30,000RPM, you will have the best performing mechanical drive on the market.
So, is there a HD engineer in the house? 15,
Re:Interesting... (Score:3, Informative)
Vibration is also an issue - At 30k RPM, things have to be PERFECTLY balanced or the drive will vibrate itself to pieces.
Re:Interesting... (Score:3, Informative)
Well, that depends entirely on whether you're doing lots of little random access (server load, or booting up) or sustained read/writes (like video processing).
They're billing the initial market as microdrives, where access time shouldn't matter at all. For downloading lots of songs fast, or saving or uploading photos, what you need is high sustained speed. Seeking is infrequent, because media files are relatively big.
Re:Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
Slower, actually. If you spin too fast (or bump the drive), the bits will fall over. And not just a few bits. You've seen dominoes, right?
(Yes, I'm being sarcastic. Knowing slashdot as I do, this has to be clarified).
Re:Interesting... (Score:3, Funny)
Slower, actually. If you spin too fast (or bump the drive), the bits will fall over. And not just a few bits. You've seen dominoes, right?
Remember, the bits are facing the direction of rotation, so centripetal force would be pulling them sideways. They're far more sensitive to sudden acceleration or deceleration, so these drives will take several seconds to spin up to full speed, and a sudden power failure will make all the bits
Re:Interesting... (Score:2)
Re:Interesting... (Score:2)
Re:Interesting... (Score:4, Informative)
Fifteen thousand RPM on a 3.5" drive looks like 156 miles per hour to me, unless I've miscalculated. Hardly supersonic.
Superwha? (Score:4, Funny)
Well I'll be! (Score:5, Funny)
Perpendicular! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Perpendicular! (Score:5, Insightful)
The Gunther version.... (Score:2)
Mmmm, my superparamagnetisms...
Funtatsic! (Score:2)
Is the cartoon accurate? (Score:3, Insightful)
Soon you will upgrade size of you harddrive. (Score:2)
Increasing platter thickness (Score:2)
Any idea how much the platter needs to be thickened? Seems to me the added mass will require more power to spin, meaning more heat as well.
Or am I just nutty?
Surreal? (Score:2)
And that's saying something [slashdot.org].
(Seriously, though, that's actually a very good use of Flash. Now if only all Flash commercials were that cool.)
direct swf (Score:2)
Please, take drugs b4 - I only had beer, but hey, it nearly worked. I recommend mushrooms.
cLive
Been there, done that.... (Score:2, Funny)
ObSimpsons (Score:5, Funny)
Hitachi: Because that law would be against the laws of physics. But if we changed the laws of physics...
bit: Then we could make all sorts of crazy hard-drives!
Hitachi: Now you're catching on!
bit: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the laws of physics?
Hitachi: Then I'll crush all opposition to me, and I'll make Isaac Newton pay. If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.
My name is... (Score:3, Funny)
My name is Troy McClure. You know me from movies such as "Blue Rays do it in High Density" or "When Magnetism Becomes Gigantic".
That was so Fxxking Cool! (Score:2)
It was done with humor, decent music and good animation -- in short, Schoolhouse Rock style and it works!
How do I get that on tape to show other people?
Interesting write head (Score:3, Informative)
Hitachi has a very small head writing the data, then the magnetic field lines diffuse through the medium, coming back out the same side in a much larger area that won't flip the bits at that point. Clever.
Thad Beier
If you're a digital pack-rat like me... (Score:3, Informative)
Here's a direct link to the SWF for archival purposes. [hitachigst.com]
Thank goodness they've come up with a way to make HDs store more data!
so where's the 7K500? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Oh God! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh God! (Score:5, Insightful)
That was cool, catchy, geeky, original and quite imaginative, all at the same time.
I for one think it was really, really well done.
Get perpendicular...tra la la!
Re:Oh God! (Score:3, Funny)
I will be selling all of my shares at once! There is no place for humanity in a *serious* corporation!
Re:Oh God! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh God! (Score:3, Funny)
In a horrible, car-wreck-eqsque "glad it's not me" kinda way... Like the starwars kid.
Re:Oh God! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh God! (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Isnt this.... (Score:5, Funny)
it lacked the fucking song and dance number.
HOLY FUCK WAS THAT CATCHY.
Re:Isnt this.... (Score:2, Funny)
Get perpendiculaaaar!
NO! It won't go away!
Re:Good Grief... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Good Grief... (Score:2)
...with some changes... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:people dont want big storage anymore (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Creators (Score:2)
I thought it sounded a lot like some of Frank Zappa's tunes (look for Joe's Garage and Strictly Comercial).
Re:Bigger is better... maybe (Score:4, Insightful)