The Neuron Drive 259
billy writes "After two weeks of planning, painting, cutting, and slicing, I have completed my idea for the Neuron Drive, the world's first 80GB canvas. It is a fully functional USB hard-drive. The Neuron Drive contains 2 fans and 1 Maxtor 80GB hard-drive. It is fully functional as a hard-drive and both fans spin."
So tell me (Score:4, Funny)
Sweet! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh man, I can't wait for a high-brow credit card company to install some of these in their art gallery / server room.
This is news for nerds? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is news for nerds? (Score:5, Funny)
Your Rights Online: Nigerian Prince in trouble!
Posted by timothy on Sunday June 26, @12:30PM
from the maybe-a-dupe dept.
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Re:This is news for nerds? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is news for nerds? (Score:2, Interesting)
Disclaimer: the images are mine.
Re:This is news for nerds? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is news for nerds? (Score:2)
Well, I can say.. (Score:2)
Re:This is news for nerds? (Score:2, Insightful)
It's an ad. He's trying to sell a harddrive. (Score:5, Insightful)
Neato! (Score:4, Funny)
Just had to be.... (Score:5, Funny)
To be honest, this might have been worth something if the drive was anything other than a Maxtor.
Re:Just had to be.... (Score:2)
Regardless of brand, it is worth the cost of a used drive, minus the time/expense of pulling the drive off of the contraption.
Re:Just had to be.... (Score:3, Funny)
Well what the hell else is a Maxtor good for? You wouldn't put data on it, would you?
KFG
Re:Just had to be.... (Score:2, Informative)
BACK UP YOUR DATA
Re:Just had to be.... (Score:2)
Five in a row? Might there not be something else wrong with your system, that is causing the drives to blow?
Re:Just had to be.... (Score:2)
Re:Just had to be.... (Score:2)
What's that thing about insanity being the repetition of the same process over and over, expecting different results each time?
Re:Just had to be.... (Score:5, Interesting)
It is not uncommon to see UPS drop an entire pallet of drives from the truck, and pick them back up and continue on as if it were a shipment of basketballs or something.
Not that I consider Maxtor the best at this time, but I do not consider it the worst either. Drive companies tend to go through phases of poor reliability and then good reliability every 3-7 years or so.
(Mods: Yes this is offtopic. If you want to talk about a painting with a hard drive glued on, be my guest)
Re:Just had to be.... (Score:2)
Well what the hell else is a Maxtor good for? You wouldn't put data on it, would you?
OMG, that's what's in my newest computer. That might explain why you only need to undo one thumbscrew and lift a plastic latch to pop out the hard drive. I fear I'm screwed.
Re:Just had to be.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Fully Functional DeathStar (Score:2)
On the other hand, Western Digital drives just fail without warning. Stay away from Western Digital, they are useless junk.
eh.. (Score:2, Insightful)
Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:5, Insightful)
Secondly, the fans baffle me. Given their distance from the drive, while they may be function in that they work, they're not functional in that they have no practical purpose. And how do they integrate with the "neuron" metaphor? Fans don't transmit information -- it seems that they were put there for the sake of having more things poke out for the back, but I think it would have more of an impact if the drive itself were more of a focus.
Again, this is intended as constructive criticism, stuff to think about for the next iteration. Congrats on completing the project. I hope there's more to come.
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks.
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:2)
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:3, Funny)
EVERYBODY knows that stapling a bag of microchips to a cat won't last!
You'd have to SOLDER THEM INTO THE CAT to be truly innovative and have durability.
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:3, Funny)
Those Bonsai Kittens actually harm the animals.
You're a sicko.
The only bad thing about soldering IC's into Kittens is the smell of the flesh/kitty hair burning under the soldering iron. They tend to whine and meow wildly when you do it, but a strategically placed cotton ball in their throat will quell the "kitty noise" while you append the IC's to the body.
A desktop fan will easily clear up the fried kitty hair odor - this makes the job much easier.
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:2)
You should have rephrased your question:
"Can I get a Slashdot article and some money meow?"
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:2, Funny)
You mean your brain can run without noisy external cooling. Lucky you
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:2)
He must be a Mac head.
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:2, Interesting)
I think the neurons should each have a drive in them-- maybe a USB thumb drive each. That could eliminate the fans. You could put a USB hub in the back. Neuron Drive owners could RAID their neurons together.
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:3, Insightful)
As an artist, /. isn't exactly the first place I'd go for feedback. (In fact, I'm trying hard to think of an online forum that I would
Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? (Score:2)
in case you don't know what the heck he means.. (Score:4, Informative)
some amateur artist has stuck a hard drive onto a painting.
Personally, it does nothing for me, the painting would be more interesting without that hard drive stuck there (and with a few lighter colors or highlights so it isn't so dark overall).
Or at least don't show the brand and label of the hard drive, it really sticks out like a sore thumb.
If I were creating something like this, I"d put the hard drive where you couldn't see it, and just put some LEDs or something on the front. And the fans too, those are okay and would make the viewer "think twice" about what might be behind.
Keep trying though, it's a cool concept.
Re:in case you don't know what the heck he means.. (Score:2)
Thanks for the explanation. I was finally convinced I'd developed a learning disability after reading that summary.
Mirror at Mirrordot (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Mirror at Mirrordot (Score:2)
http://mirrordot.org.nyud.net:8090/stories/522c43
well... (Score:5, Insightful)
not even clever. ooo, i glued a hard drive to a poster.
Art?? (Score:5, Informative)
I wouldn't hang it on my wall.
Seriously, something you painted to fit a "cool someone will buy this" theme plus computer parts does not make an art piece. I don't care how much of a geek you are. Was there ANY thought about composition?
If you want to be an artist, you need to think about making art, not making something "cool" that someone will want to buy. Don't sell out like that.
- From an artist to you.
That isn't art... (Score:2)
I agree, "does not make an art piece" it's ugly. It took him two weeks? That kind of quality should only take a couple of hours. Art is a case that hides
Re:Art?? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Art?? (Score:2)
"Art" and "Cool" can and often do overlap. See the lighting and color keying in movies like The Bourne Supremacy, for example. You can make art on commission and still be recognized. Things like the Statue of Liberty (gift to USA) or the Mona Lisa (done on commission) is known around the world, and is art.
If you're going to sell something and call it art, it better BE art, not something without any artistic value that you made on which you plaste
Re:Art?? (Score:2)
Re:Art?? (Score:2)
Re:Art?? (Score:2)
taking the whole cover off so you can see the drive platters
Uh, the idea is that you actually plug this into your computer and use the hard drive. How long do you expect it to last with the platters exposed? The "art" part of this thing is the actual idea of integrating a live hard disk into a painting - if you just stick a dead hard disk to a painting, then there's nothing.
Re:Art?? (Score:2)
As an analogy, I can understand how a simple big orange square could be art. But it's not art if someone just thought "hmm... people will pay big $$$ for big orange squares" and grabbed an orange Crayola marker and made one. That's what it looks like happened h
Maxtor (Score:3, Interesting)
What would the MTBF of this painting be?
It's the Idea (Score:4, Insightful)
I think what he (the artist) might be asking us to do is to challange our technological paradigms. I mean, why shouldn't our hard drives have ornamental value as well as technological? A lot of computers are still ugly white rectangles that invade a room's space rather than compliment it. How about a hard drive vase? Maybe a webcam inside of a bust? I don't really know where to take it myself; 'course I'm not an artist. But I think it's a good idea for our gadgets to be works of art as well as utilitarian tools.
Re:It's the Idea (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's the Idea (Score:2)
And Apple will fix this how?
Re:It's the Idea (Score:2, Funny)
Certainly t
Re:It's the Idea (Score:2)
Who says harddrives can't have ornamental value as well as technological? Look at the whole iPod phenomenon. The issue I have with this "artwork" is that he takes a harddrive and sticks it into a painting that has nothing at all to do with the aesthetics of the harddrive. I would be more forgiving if he were to at least pay a
Re:It's the Idea (Score:2)
It's easy when the table is hollow. They used to call them doors. Now I have a 8'x4'x2" computer.
Re:It's the Idea (Score:2)
Note: not affiliated in any way; this was just the first relevant link off Google.
Art ??? (Score:2, Funny)
Such effort (Score:3, Insightful)
I guess it shows how much planning went into it.
only one thing can explain this post. (Score:5, Funny)
Not only the fans... (Score:2, Funny)
And finally... we've found step 2 (Score:5, Funny)
2) POST ON SLASHDOT
3) Profit!!!
And now we've got a new classic Re:And finally... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:And finally... we've found step 2 (Score:2)
Isn't that always Step 2? (I mean "???")
Slashdotted (Score:2)
We could have slashbay... (Score:3, Funny)
I can't believe it! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:hah cool it made slashdot (Score:2)
Mandatory Zoidberg: (Score:2)
Re:Mandatory Dilbert (Score:2)
The punchline is how much they cost: Six dollars a pound.
(As an artist myself: it's funny because it hurts.)
Thought provoking! (Score:5, Funny)
Now my Mom will want one. (Score:2)
My mom has been taking a bunch of pictures with her old trusty $100 Olympus D-100 digital camera, but the laptop that she keeps in the kitchen was low on space and doesn't have room for another drive. What to do?
Happily, my mother has a cherished Kitchen Aide mixer - and by welding a bracket onto the mixer, I mounted a 160 GB drive to it. Then I added a USB-to-IDE interface, and now she's baking with tasty gigabytes.
Yum, wholesome goodness. Who
huh? (Score:2)
Description (Score:2)
(Yes, I'm being very snide, but that's because the author tagged the entry as "Genius.")
Re:Description (Score:2)
http://www.billablog.com.nyud.net:8090/archives/1 8 [nyud.net]
Tack on ".nyud.net:8090" to the end of any FQDN and get it from coral cache instead of direct from the host.
And yes, it is fugly and not even close to what I would expect or want from a USB mass storage painting.
You want to make something like that actually useful and somet
Well... (Score:2)
May I recommend a source of inspiration?
For building everyday stuff into pictures, I suggest looking at paintings from the man that 'builds pictures' [wikipedia.org] - as he calls it - and is generally considered one of the greates painters of our times.
One of his goals actually is to inspire people like you and me to do this kind of stuff themselves.
Artist missed the "art" portion of the project... (Score:2)
If the drive itself had been more integral to the piece, and there was some sort of yin/yang between it and the canvas I'd call it art. Personally, I think it's two disassociated items duct-taped together for no apparant reason, the
Re:Artist missed the "art" portion of the project. (Score:2)
I'll have to go see it, but I still fail to see the connection from your description (it appears you agree)... no real reason for the hard drive to be there except to complete a sad joke in the name of the piece.
My opinion: if you need to know the name of a piece to appreciate it at all, then it's not good art (I can think of no exceptions off hand...). This is worse - knowing the name only lets you know that the artist has a lon
Re:Artist missed the "art" portion of the project. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Artist missed the "art" portion of the project. (Score:2)
How about Duchamp's "Fountain" [beatmuseum.org]? By itself it's just an up-turned urinal. With the title, it's... something else. And Bruce Nauman's photograph of himself squirting water out of his mouth seems fairly pointless until you know it's entitled "Self Portrait as a Fountain" [artcom.com] (at which point it becomes a self-deprecating reference to Duchamp).
There are a lot of art p
Re:Artist missed the "art" portion of the project. (Score:2)
Look, I'm not taking the extremist Dada or post-modern viewpoint that art is whatever the artist declares to be art. But yeah, being funny can definitely be art. Isn't humor creative? Gods, if art has to be as serious as you insist, then I'm not all that interested in it.
The painting.. (Score:2)
I find it strange, however, that an advertisement is posted as a story, on slashdot. Well, whatever...
Billy who? (Score:2)
Art Critic (Score:2)
Some ideas (Score:2, Interesting)
I do like the idea of peripherals as art, and with the slew of laptops auto magically turning into wall tops this is an interesting addition to it all, For future art projects a wall top with the interesting hard drive (like the one I described above) displayed in a full height canvas would be a very interesting art meets technology project.
With th
I have a clock made from an old 15" Hard drive... (Score:2)
Somehow I think my clock is cooler than your nasty purple neuron painting.
Best part: it doesn't use USB!
um (Score:2)
'nuff said.
Mod Parent +Hallucinatory, or something ... (Score:3, Funny)
Your intriguing comments deserve a new mod category
-kgj
Re:Mod Parent +Hallucinatory, or something ... (Score:2)
He ain't for real anymore.
Re:Mod Parent +Hallucinatory, or something ... (Score:2)
Thanks, that's cool.
By any chance can you make him not real retroactively?
-kgj
Maybe it's not even a fan. (Score:2)
Re:Do the fans represent the spirality of our mind (Score:2)
Re:Do the fans represent the spirality of our mind (Score:2)
Except I'm not trying to sell anything and I don't have any links to any of my artwork associated with my slashdot account nor do I want any. It's honestly how I feel.
Re:wow (Score:2)
Maybe, but it is not necessary to run 50 "stories" a day just to run stories. Slashdot could run 5 or 10 really good stories.
But than, advert impressions would go down, drying up the cash cow (they don't call him "RobLimo" for 'nuthin!.
On the other hand, it is US who come here, click on these stupid masturbation stories, and help drive those advert impressions up, so who's to blame?
...Man with a CPU in the ass ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Genius???? Here's Genius: (Score:2)
Re:Heh, I'm embarassed to say that I've done this. (Score:2)
Re:Hah, he even got his depiction of neurons wrong (Score:2)
Uh, yeah, art is always about depicting things photorealistically. That's why the paintings of Picasso, Van Gogh, Mondriaan, Escher, Dali etc. were always wonderfully accurate renditions of their subjects.
Oh wait, they weren't. At all.
Numbnuts. Who's the douche again?
Re:'Neuron Drive'? (Score:2)
No. Real neurons may have axodendritic, axosomatic, axosynaptic, axoaxonic, or axosecretory connections. It is more complex than even this, but this will suffice to demonstrate that are
Re:Un*******believable (Score:2)