IGN Interviews Natalie Portman 256
feller writes "IGN FilmForce has posted an interview with Natalie Portman from yesterday's Comic Con regarding her new film, V For Vendetta (written by Andy and Larry Wachowski, creators of The Matrix trilogy) and also covering everything from misguided fans, to what merits the use of violence, to Portman's own opinions about graphic novels. From the interview: 'Most of the Q&A session was dominated with questions for Natalie Portman, the star of the film. While the questions leveled at her ranged from weird to repetitive, one confused young man asked if starring in movies like Mighty Ducks was different than starring in films like V for Vendetta. Problem is, Ms. Portman never starred in Mighty Ducks. '"
Hot grits? (Score:5, Funny)
Damn! I was hoping for some hot grits too!
Re:Hot grits? (Score:2)
To be honest, I didn't quite understand the hot grits phenomena when I made my post. I just got a "Nothing to see here" page (wee! First time ever), so I thought to myself "hey, hot grits tends to be mentioned when an article's about an attractive person, I'll say I was hoping to see hot grits."
I found it quite amusing when I learnt the hot grits is traditionally centered around Portman.
Re:Hot grits? (Score:2)
Re:Hot grits? (Score:2)
The geeks are watching that one for the 'Natalie Portman pants/no-pants continuity error' [slashdot.org]...
Re:Hot grits? (Score:2)
They were particularly interesting because they clearly demonstrated that Natalie can act quite well - when she's not being directed George Lucas, of course.
Re:Hot grits? (Score:2)
And yeah, "Garden State" was great, and "Closer" was a decent movie too.
Re:Hot grits? (Score:3, Interesting)
When Carrie Fisher was doing "script doctor" work for him on the "Young Indiana" series, she constantly got into screaming arguments with him (where words like "asshole" were exchanged, according to her) because she kept telling him, "George, people just do not talk like that!"
Which is why he doesn't get people to help him with that stuff.
Re:Hot grits? (Score:2)
Closer on the other hand was a fantastic film and the IM scene was absolutely hilarious the first time around (ahh the joys of typing vulgarities in time to music)
Re:Hot grits? (Score:3, Informative)
That said, she sucked in ep3... but it isn't her fault if lucas is an overrated hack.
Re:Hot grits? (Score:2)
news for nerds? (Score:3, Insightful)
WHO THE FUCK CARES?
If I wanted to see fluff garbage from some Hollywood celeb trash, I would turn on the E! channel, like the wife does every 20 minutes... Now I gota see it on Slashdot. Damn!
Re:news for nerds? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:news for nerds? (Score:5, Funny)
It is also apparently news for people with little or no language skills
Re:news for nerds? (Score:3, Funny)
If you RTFA, you'll find ducks are specifically referred to as NOT being relevant. Not even mighty ones.
Re:news for nerds? (Score:4, Insightful)
That, Hot Grits, and Beowulf clusters are the only things that matter!
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
I'm gunna send unload ninja's with pancakes on his ass.
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
Seconded. NO interest in Natalie Portman, here. Can anyone recommend an IT news site that sticks to IT news (preferably with discussion board attached).
Re:news for nerds? (Score:5, Informative)
Its not, never was and never was meant to be.
Go read the faq.
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
Quite sad.
MANY OF US CARE (Score:2)
This has been stuff that matters since around 1999. And by "stuff that matters", it generally is up to the editors, not the "majority".
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
Re:news for nerds? (Score:4, Insightful)
I disagree. Posting comments like that is the easiest and arguably the best way for readers to indicate that they don't like the direction in which a site like
I got a similar reply as yours to a comment I placed about the 'Bruce Campbell' story.
Of course I don't have to read that article nor this one. But it seems fair to bitch about it when a place you frequent for a certain type of information seems to take a weird turn and start reporting on stuff that you really don't care about.
The comment system is specifically designed to moderate comments that aren't appreciated, and the OP got mod'd +5, so obviously (s)he is not the only one feeling that way.
In other words; I appreciate a lot of stuff that gets posted on
I mean, you gotta honestly wonder if Taco (& the others) are really actively working on this site anymore.
Re:news for nerds? (Score:5, Insightful)
Natalie Portman starred in the new Star Wars movies and thousands of geeks (including a lot here on
Bruce Campbell is the star of such geek classics as Evil Dead (Army of Darkness).
So yes, you're right, Hollywood celebrities are on
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
Ever heard of the concept of a "slow news day"? Sometimes there just isn't enough cool shit to fill a day's worth of stories. It ain't some grand cornspiracy.
where's your sense of history (Score:2)
I think bitching about topics like this and the Bruce Campbell interview show a profound disrespect for the quirky nature of the topics here and the history behind why some topics come up repeatedly.
I come to Slashdot because I tend to enjoy these topics along side my dose of OSS , Linux, or whatever tech news. I would be upset if the editors listened to your voices and stopped posting articles like this
Umm.... (Score:2)
If you don't care, don't read and don't post. Very easy, very simple.
And how do you propose that I find out if I care before I read and conclude that I don't care?
There are a large number of articles on topics that I don't really care about (not just this one), but I would say that it's reasonable to complain (by posting) when something maybe seems interesting enough to RTFA and then is total crap or it if seems like total crap and lives up to expectations.
To (at least pretend to) be a bit more cons
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2, Informative)
In bash, if you type function() {commands; more commands}, it's defining a that you can later call by typing 'function'.
So ":() {" defines a function called ':'. The function recurses by calling itself inside the curly brackets '{
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
is there a way to set ulimit without writing code? here's man ulimit from debian etch:
SYNOPSIS
#include
long ulimit(int cmd, long newlimit);
DESCRIPTION
Warning: This routine is obsolete. The include file is no longer provided by glibc. Use getrlimit(2), setrlimit(2) and
sysconf(3) instead. For the shell command ulimit, see bash(1).
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
[snip]
For the shell command ulimit, see bash(1).
Hmm, do you see anything there that might be pertinent?
(Hint, in case you're new to *nix: type "man bash", and then "/ulimit".)
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
bob@monkey:~$
[1] 8478
bash: fork: Resource temporarily unavailable
bash: fork: Resource temporarily unavailable
bash: fork: Resource temporarily unavailable
bash: fork: Resource temporarily unavailable
bash: fork: Resource temporarily unavailable
bob@monkey:~$ bash: fork: Resource temporarily unavailable
[1]+ Exit 128 : |
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
i ran it after closing everything down. sure enough, my system was stopped within minutes. I couldn't kill it.
and what's ulimit? i don't have that installed. and apt-cache search ulimit didn't give me anything.
Re:news for nerds? (Score:2)
Bring it on (Score:5, Funny)
Come on, now's your chance. It's on-topic, even!
I want to wake up this morning with 50 hot grits replies to this comment. I know you can do it, guys.
Bring it on!
Re:Bring it on (Score:2)
You guys are behind the times (Score:4, Funny)
Sadly, I think she's the same age Natalie Portman was when she first attracted a following...
Re:You guys are behind the times (Score:2)
Max
Re:You guys are behind the times (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Bring it on (Score:2)
Natalie apparently has some troubling hot grits [fortunecity.com] here.
This petrified me and I have since lost interest.
Hyper-intellectual writing? (Score:2)
Hyper-intellectual? WTF?
And here I thought reading Joe Sacco's series and Maus gave me the right to wear a monnocle!
Re:Hyper-intellectual writing? (Score:4, Insightful)
Dunno. Have you read V for Vendetta? There are a lot of historical and literary references ranging from Homer and Shakespeare to the Rolling Stones. Maybe Hyper-intellectual is a bit of an exaggeration, but they're certainly intellectual.
Alan Moore is quite clearly trying to turn the comic book into a recognised an artform in its own right.
Writers of the Matrix? (Score:5, Interesting)
More like the plagarisers of the matrix [wikipedia.org].
I should clarify that. I believe they did write the Matrix 2 and 3. But I believe Sophia Stewart's claim that they stole her idea (especially for the first movie). The second and third movies are so pathetic, that it's obvious to anyone who has seen the movies that they weren't written by the same people.
Re:Writers of the Matrix? (Score:4, Insightful)
With the date difference between the matrix and the terminator, I'd say she just wrote a script about governing computer mainframes and machines in the 70's, submitted it to a bunch of people, noticed some story similarities, and obsessively thought they stole her work...lawyers...profit!!!
Stewart's Claims Make Sense (Score:3, Informative)
It's not quite that simple. If you read [playahata.com] about what she's actually claiming, it kind of makes sense. Now please note that I'm not claiming she's right. I don't know if she is. Just that what she's claiming makes sense
Re:Writers of the Matrix? (Score:2)
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Re:Writers of the Matrix? (Score:2, Informative)
She sounds a little hysterical in the first two questions, but her illustration of the differences between the movies is quite interesting ... especially that Arnie quote ;)
I would like to read that book of hers though...
Re:Writers of the Matrix? (Score:2)
My first thought was, did she then send her manuscript back in time by 4 years? Okay, so I dismissed her initially too. But then she does say her manuscript was written by 1981, so there is at least a
Re:Writers of the Matrix? (Score:2)
Re:Writers of the Matrix? (Score:2)
You know something, I could say that about Jurassic Park as well. Or Star Wars. But that doesn't make it the correct assumption. People like to believe someone who has done good movies will never do bad ones, but that's really not how it works. The best creative minds in the world write crap sometimes, and the worst can still occasionally come up with something
Re:Writers of the Matrix? (Score:2)
The story includes a person not knowing they are in a matrix, and waking up in a giant hive of reality creating machines, that looks suspisciously like the ones in the Matrix movies, except it's all white instead of all black. She even sees things repeating, just like the cat glitch in the first Matrix.
Except that this episode was shown in 1985..
Re:Yes, writers of The Matrix (Score:2)
The Terminator and the Matrix aren't all that different if you think about it, and it's not to hard to fathom that the Terminator could be considered a prequel to the Matrix.
In the Matrix, the world is controlled by the machines after the humans lost the war to them. In the Terminator, the machines are in war with humans to gain control of the world.
Re:Yes, writers of The Matrix (Score:2)
evidence that the same person(s) wrote all three (Score:4, Insightful)
(I admit the "evidence" that I present in a moment is rather weak, but then I also think the claims made by this Sophia person are extremely, deeply stupid. IMHO, the idea that she originally created scripts with material used for both the Matrix and Terminator is a typically pathetic urban legend. Just like aligators live in the sewers or that NASA didn't send missions to the moon.)
Evidence (weakly--really more like hearsay, but at least it's someone I consider reliable): In the first half of this vmyths article [vmyths.com], Rob Rosenberger claims to have been asked to serve as technical advisor for the Matrix.
The studio sent him materials describing the plot of the movie. When he went to the theater and saw the Matrix, it didn't end like he thought it would. Later, after finding out what was in store for Matrix: Reloaded, he realized the reason the first movie hadn't ended like he'd expected was because the studio materials the studio had sent him had been used in the making of all three movies.
------------I really don't think Matrix 2 and 3 are so different from the first one. What makes them seem so different is that the first film had a miraculous revelation--that the world we thought was real isn't. The 1st film spent time exploring this notion and let us in on the whole thing slowly. Unfortunately, once the concept of The Matrix had been established, the not-so-bright Wachowski brothers had no new revelations to top it. This happens frequently. I see many, many, many movies, indeed stories in general, that start out with a lot of promise, but are ultimately not able to follow through when it comes around to the middle and especially the end. This is because it's the mystery that survives, not the explanation. To put that another way: it's much easier to ask a thought provoking and inspiring "what if?" question than it is to come up with an equally profound, deeply meaningful answer. 42.
After the first movie had been seen, but before the 2nd or 3rd movies came out, people had a lot of time (waaay too much time) to build up naive ideas about what direction the trilogy would eventually take. Fan expectations rose ever higher, and it's no surprise that the eventual conclusion could not live up to those (unrealistic) expectations.
Please go back and watch The Matrx (#1) again sometime--try to throw away all those ideas about what you thought it was supposed to mean and just watch the thing--I think you'll find it's not quite so brilliant as you may have led yourself to believe.
(P.S. Hope I didn't flame--if so, I didn't mean to, I'm just opinionated.)Re:evidence that the same person(s) wrote all thre (Score:2)
I think the reason Matrix 2 and 3 are worse than the first one is that the first one was written as a movie, then they saw how successful it was and grafted some crappy sequels onto it. I really don't care what anybo
That was an interview? (Score:3, Funny)
Since theres finally a topic on N. Portman... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Since theres finally a topic on N. Portman... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Since theres finally a topic on N. Portman... (Score:2)
He wrote a couple of very funny essays, some a little off color and R rated, but nowhere near the level of trolling that you see with the gnaa ilk.
Anyway, he started the whole "petrified" bit that was added on to the "hot grits".
It became such a large meme that I think slashcode was modified so
Re:Since theres finally a topic on N. Portman... (Score:2)
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jps/nat23.jpg [wanadoo.fr]
That's just sick. It looks like she's in up to her wrist. I hope it's a fake.
Obviously... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Since theres finally a topic on N. Portman... (Score:2)
She has tight jeans on but is still able to put her hand in there? No way...
Of course, she could have specially tailored jeans with really tight legs and the belt size of a 200 pund guy. I guess that would make the picture possible.
Re:Since theres finally a topic on N. Portman... (Score:2)
Re:Since theres finally a topic on N. Portman... (Score:2)
Wikipedia has information about everything, even the internet's most complete Harry Potter 6 spoiler [wikipedia.org].
Down with Grits, up with Matzoh (Score:3, Funny)
Natalie Portman petrified in hot matzoh meal. .
Has a nice ring to it, neh?
Lovely IGN (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lovely IGN (Score:2)
I'm using Mozilla 1.7.8. Is anyone else having this problem?
I think it's high time that Slashdot boycott IGN. I know I personally will throw in a proxy rule for that very purpose. Who's with me?
If we can't flood their bandwidth, the least we can do is starve their ad revenues.
hot grits? (Score:3, Interesting)
but hey, all I am is a guy who had a guy in his fraternity date some gal named Tisch who was one of portman's (not her real name, though the actual name escapes me) good friends.
Re:hot grits? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:hot grits? (Score:4, Interesting)
I used to frequent a site called LinuxNewbie.org back when it was still under the watchful guidance of a guy who went by the pseudonym of Sensei. I remember there being a member called Craig (I think) who posted these zany pictures all the time, and one of them was a Photoshopped picture of Natalie Portman as a statue. People commented on his amazing petrification skills. I think that he may have been the original hot grits troll.
Anyway, take that with a grain of salt because I'm not absolutely certain. It's mostly speculation.
In my mind... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In my mind... (Score:3, Funny)
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Alan Moore didn't like this movie (Score:5, Informative)
source [comicbookresources.com]
Re:Alan Moore didn't like this movie (Score:3, Insightful)
Granted, I haven't got high hopes for V. I don't see a movie about the violent overthrowing of a totalitarian Western government going over too well in this political climate. Might be too close to comfort for some producers.
Bah, quit yer whining! (Score:2, Insightful)
Plus, I challenge any red-blooded geek to see the film Garden State [imdb.com] and not fall in love with the woman. I mean it; you really should check out that movie, the quirky, original script alone makes it worth it.
NATALIE PORTMAN NAKED AND PETRIFIED (Score:5, Funny)
SWIMING IN HOT GRITS!!! (Score:2)
The origin of NP N&P (Score:2)
Re:NATALIE PORTMAN NAKED AND PETRIFIED (Score:2)
(Hint: it's a double-entendre.)
Invading Mexico (Score:2)
Wow.. Just wow. WTF?
Re:Invading Mexico (Score:2)
Worst Interview Ever (Score:2, Funny)
Natalie Who? (Score:2)
She was quite good in The Professional, I haven't seen or recognized her in anything that was worthwhile watching since then.
Re:Natalie Who? (Score:4, Insightful)
Have you seen Closer? Not a bad film. Garden State is decent too.
I sense a disturbance in the Force... (Score:5, Funny)
...it's as if a million kittens cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Re:I sense a disturbance in the Force... (Score:2)
You know (Score:2, Funny)
Far, far in teh future, in a petrified forest just outside the ruins of Philadelphia, stands a naked, marbelized corpse with an expression of fear and angst across it's face. Scientists of the day, doing research into the decline and fall of mankind hundreds and thousands of years earlier, use temporal
Little-known secret about "Sith" movie (Score:2)
I would have asked... (Score:2)
Wow, I sure admire her now (Score:2)
PORTMAN: No.
What a piece of trash. If her nation was being invaded by Nazis, she wouldn't give her life to protect it? If she saw a child inside a burning building, she wouldn't go in?
Either she's incredibly stupid because she didn't think before she spoke, or she's incredibly self-centered. Or more likely, both.
To all who object (Score:2)
To all who object to this article, as an old timer, I say to you "You must be new here"!
Anyone who has been here for a while knows that many Slashdotters have a fetish about Natalie Portman, Hot grits [wikipedia.org], naked and petrified [wikipedia.org].
Re:Postergirl (Score:2)
Max
Asia Carrera (Score:2)
Okay, not bad. How about Asia Carrera [sportyone.com]? :-)
Re:Postergirl (Score:2)
She at least plays D&D and RPG videogames.
Re:This is a good example of... (Score:2)
Re:This is a good example of... (Score:2)