Voltron Headed For The Big Screen 283
An anonymous reader writes "Following the success of the Transformers movie, Hollywood is preparing to make another live-action film featuring giant robots from the 1980s: 'Voltron: Defender of the Universe'. The script, by Justin Marks, is described as '...a post-apocalyptic tale set in New York City and Mexico. Five ragtag survivors of an alien attack band together and end up piloting the five lion-shaped robots that combine and form the massive sword-wielding Voltron that helps battle Earth's invaders.' Let's go, Voltron force!"
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Around the age of 11 or so the Power Rangers became "huge". Being a young, impressionable kid with no free will I watched it after school with my friends even though I thought it was "total crap". Anyway at that time I had completely forgotten about Voltron yet I KNEW that it was a rip-off of something that I used to watch as a young(er) child.
I remember absolutely loving Voltron and for years I tried to figure out what that cartoon I used to watch as a kid with the cat-like vehicles that could assemble into one. Every person I described it to, in hopes that they would remember, could only think of "power rangers!" to which I'd respond "no definitely NOT the power rangers
It was actually thanks to this
Shit my boss is calling me
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At the risk of being ridiculously pedantic:
Power Rangers is not, technically, a rip-off of Voltron. If anything, it's the other way around, but even then "rip-of
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=OGNCWxWTGFg [youtube.com]
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Even Cowboy Bebop follows the Gatchaman Mold, merely omitting the Leader.
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When I lived in Hawaii, I grew up with Go Ranger, Kamen Rider, Inazuman, Raydeen, Mazinger, and Robocon [ail.com.hk] - the happy little family robot [japanhero.com] with robot friends and is afraid of cockroaches.
American TV was sorely lacking, once Transformers and Voltron hit, I'd seen it better before.
I actually got exposed to Ambassador Magma [wikipedia.org] (Space Giants) when WTCG/WTBS carried it in the 80s in the states.
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As popular? (Score:2)
I don't know how to explain it, but does anyone feel the same? Or do you think Voltron has a stronger, more emotional and deeper storyline?
I was a *major* Voltron nut as a child. (Score:2)
The reason is simple. When I sit down to watch the original, I can clearly tell where GoLion was hacked up and spliced with Dairugger XV to give us the story we have. Amazingly, no one is ever killed in an attack. Funny, I thought that guys head just got ripped off? Oh lookie, killer mutant frogs...good thing those are actually just little robots!
Voltron.com had mention of GoLion getting a subtitled, uncut release here in the states this summer, but I've seen no signs of i
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I believe I'm not alone to still own both Transformers and Voltron toys from the 80's, but somehow Voltron doesn't do me as much as Transformers does.
I don't know how to explain it, but does anyone feel the same? Or do you think Voltron has a stronger, more emotional and deeper storyline?
It's hard to tell as Lion Voltron was a somewhat bastardized version of Hyakujuu Oo GoLion, a series that doesn't seem to exist in a dubbed DVD form. Even worse, the English version, they after a main character died (The prince), they rewrote another 10 or 16 episodes.
Reviewing "Transformers" I can't say there was really a deep emotional storyline in the English version, but rather it seemed to be a vehicle to sell toys. Voltron is however a better example as an obvious attempt to adapt a short lived che
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Then there was the crappy sound effects (nothing could beat the transformer sound effect), and the spectacular soundtrack (oooh, Casioton
Good old Holywood (Score:5, Insightful)
Now a giant robot film has done well so the bandwagon looks for the next passenger it can send down. Personally I think voltron will tank. Hardly anyone knows what it is and it lacked that 'cool' factor when I was a kid growing up, even my father knew what transformers were then and wanted to see the film now. But Voltron?
Its over reaching and says straight to dvd.
I know I know, flamebait, troll, whatever you want but this is just my opinion from the UK, in the US it might be different.
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Actually, "March of the Penguins" was not a Hollywood documentary, but a French production. What's more, having seen both the original French version and the English
translation, I have to say that all Hollywood did to the movie, by adding the narration of Morgan Freeman, was to destroy one great and original aspect of the film. You see, the French version doesn't have a narrator, but voices for Mother, Father and Baby penguin. It sounds very silly doesn't it? Well, apparently it was very hard to make it good enough, so that it doesn't sound silly, and the translated versions followed the easy route of narration. Now in the original French version, the voice over was done brilliantly so that it does not sound like a "animals are talking" kids movie, but rather an alternate and more "personal" narration that added more feeling to the movie.
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On the current topic, I always thought it would be very hard to make a good live action Transformers movie. They pulled it off very well. But Voltron? Come on! From the far-fetched Transformers we are going to ridiculous lion headed fighters (or even worse, lionhead-limbed when combined as Voltron). If you want giant mecha, do Macross or something...
Re:Good old Holywood (Score:5, Funny)
Part 1 [penny-arcade.com]
Part 2 [penny-arcade.com]
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http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF186-Guntron_Alliance
If you don't get it, you clearly don't remember voltron
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P.S. If you're reading this, Mr. Bay, I implore you to consider that at least some of your audience has education beyond the 3Rs... or you know, common sense...
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I probably said the same thing of Transformers, but I think the recent movie was an improvement on the original. It's decent except that I wish the movie wasn't sponsored by GM.
ROBOTECH! (Score:2)
I would LOVE to see Robotech done as a live-action bigscreen movie.
And then I would like to
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuWlcZRuiVI [youtube.com]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcXoSQPwKJ0 [youtube.com]
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Hollywood only makes movies that do not require hard thinking. Honestly it's so bad lately that I cant wait for the Star wars episodes to start being remade. Oh and a remake of stripes, They already are doing an urban remake of caddy shack.
This summer is full of cartoons trned into movies and movie remakes. yet anything that would have any risk because it's a new
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Maybe there's enough money floating around to tempt someone into doing a Frank Miller style Batman movie... drool...
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not August Moon, Bitter Moon (Score:2)
It is the last of the great type of movies that can only be called anti-date flicks. These are films that are so anti-romantic, but without being specifically 'dick-flicks' like action movies, that t
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Comic books movies are embarrassing. Comic books are for children and we aren't children. To tell people that we really like comic book movies, such a Superman, Batman, X-Men, Transformers, is to tell people that you are still a child in your cultural development. Not as in 'child-like', but in 'retarded'. This is not a good thing.
I really can't fathom how insecure and fear-based you must be to advise hiding you enjoyment of these movies like there were a crack addiction. I don't know how long you've been in a cave, but comic book movies have never been more respectable. Yeah, Batman Begins, A History of Violence, Sin City, American Splendor, all kids stuff!
Now before you start to flame me or boot me down to -2 Score, just a short word. This is simply a warning to people who usually don't interact in the non-tech world. If you actually are a serious fan of comic books and comic book movies, keep it quiet. Be quite discreet. This same advice goes out to the guy who still thinks that Turtle LOGO is a serious programming language.
Fuck that shit. How about, instead, you just admit what you like without a crippling fear that people won't think you're cool. You'll be much happier.
just stop (Score:4, Interesting)
One would hope that they at least write a decent script this time.
From the summary though, I doubt it.
Sorry to be a downer. I just find that this trend of ransacking all our 80's childhood memories is starting to get on my nerves. It feels like they've just made some kind of list, with $$ next to each item, and they will continue down that list until the $$ gets lower than the expenses of creating CG effects. (And the latter is constantly getting lower.)
They don't pick these movies to make based on good scripts, good ideas, or good director/writers, they are just knocking them down one after the other because people will go see something they have good memories of. They're completely taking advantage of everyone's misplaced hope that the next one will be better, because "that was sooo awesome when I was a kid." (Perhaps they have the right to do so... you can only vote with your wallet.) I went to see Transformers hoping it would be something decent, but these movies are constantly disappointing. (X-Men wasn't bad to be completely honest..)
I think, this time around, at the very least I'll wait and heed the reviews instead of going to see it on opening day. (The hard part is finding a reviewer that usually agrees with you.)
Re:just stop (Score:5, Insightful)
If one single person feels obligated to pay his/her hard earned cash on a movie for that reason alone and then feels "duped" afterwards then they got what they had coming.
Come on, seriously! I realize it's cliche on
Honestly, for a crowd who is so vocal about free speech and copyright law I get the feeling that the same group of people, if given the power, would strip the rights of anyone to make movies based on anything that they feel close to. It's like, they just can't do right. No matter what. Even though Transformers was a huge success you just can't escape the bitching and whining and, in this case, total exagerated teenage drama queen hyperbole about evil corporation raping some childhood memory and forcing you to consume it "mwuhahahahahaha we're rolling in money and it's all at the expense of some Joe Blow's precious childhood interpretation of a corny and cheesy cartoon who's sole purpose was to sell a line of toy's and make massive amounts of money anyway..."
But then, I supposed it really is the "geek" thing to do. To quote Kevin Smith / Ben Affleck "The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another".
/ rant
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Honestly, for a crowd who is so vocal about free speech and copyright law I get the feeling that the same group of people, if given the power, would strip the rights of anyone to make movies based on anything that they feel close to. It's like, they just can't do right. No matter what. Even though Transformers was a huge success you just can't escape the bitching and whining and, in this case, total exagerated teenage drama queen hyperbole about evil corporation raping some childhood memory and forcing you to consume it "mwuhahahahahaha we're rolling in money and it's all at the expense of some Joe Blow's precious childhood interpretation of a corny and cheesy cartoon who's sole purpose was to sell a line of toy's and make massive amounts of money anyway..."
Just because you are for free speech and copyright reform doesn't mean you have to patronize others who enjoy present freedoms. Like with the new transformers movie... you don't have to buy tickets or even enjoy someone else enjoying their freedoms.
I personally don't care. I'm neither upset nor excited about the transformers flick. It's been 20 years since it was new. If they want to do a Voltron flick, great. It can't be any worse than the series.
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When people stop paying money to see the films.
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With the way Harmony Gold treats its long forgotten franchise,
it's not really likely any ways.
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'You're ruining my childhood memories! Here's $11.50, can I have a jumbo popcorn with that too?'
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The clip that made the decision for me was shown on "The Tonight Show." It was about a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan having communications difficulty, and using a cell phone belonging to a hovel-dwelling family, he attempts to contact CIC only to be thwarted by Indian telephone operators with some over-the-top complaint. The scene was edited like a Conan O'Brian sketch, but after a
Form blazing sword (Score:2, Offtopic)
For some reason I always liked the vehicle force better. Planet Drool were a more competent enemy than Doom.
I was home one afternoon and caught the Power Rangers. I swear they were using Volton toys in that show. It sure looked like it.
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Voltron is a TV Series (Score:2)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086824/ [imdb.com]
But...Voltron got SERVED! (Score:4, Funny)
For some reason... (Score:4, Funny)
Blazing Sword FTW (Score:2)
What's next??? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:What's next??? (Score:5, Informative)
Thundercats is in pre-production, slated for 2010.
http://imdb.com/title/tt1047015/ [imdb.com]
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Thundercats is in pre-production, slated for 2010.
http://imdb.com/title/tt1047015/ [imdb.com]
FUCK YOU! Tell me this should have been modded funny! Tell me this is a joke! Shit-fucking hell! ARGH! Where's the imagination? Where's the single sparking synapse that could have derailed this entire travesty? One solitary voice in the night saying "You know, it really wasn't all that good in the 80's, it probably won't be that much better on-screen in the 21st century."
Ok, deep breath.... so I suppose they're doing Silverhawks next?
StarBlazers? (Score:2)
I'd pay to see that in live action....
Something to think about... (Score:2, Interesting)
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along with his sidekick: a pontiac grand am
Grand Am?! Um, no. The Knight Industries Two Thousand (K.I.T.T.) was a Firebird Trans-Am. Compare and contrast: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88 /800px-83firebird.jpg [wikimedia.org] http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a /'85-'88_Pontiac_Grand_Am.jpg [wikimedia.org]
But you're right, the plots of those shows (including Battle of the Planets, aka Voltron) were simplistic and preposterous. "Together with the good planets of the solar system..." Evil witche
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Forget Voltron (Score:2)
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Tranzor Z will be the porno version of Voltron.... that show was hysterical
In other news... (Score:2)
Battling Seizure Robots [youtube.com]
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Voltes V (Score:2)
I'm not the only one who says this... (Score:2)
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"I saw it!! It's a lion!! It's huge!!"
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>:3
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!
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The Man Who Just... Wasn't (Score:3, Interesting)
Marks on imdb.com [imdb.com]:
Writer:
Producer:
Miscellaneous Crew:
Editorial Department:
Basically, Marks self-produced a couple of indy shorts early in the decade, then there's a big gap where he fell off the radar. Hard to say if he was script doctoring, working the business side of the industry, or just had enough money to bum around Hollywood bugging people to read his screenplays. Suddenly he reappears screenwriting two big (the studios hope) franchise relaunches.
I have to wish him all the luck personally, but resumés like this don't fill me with confidence about the final product.
Galaxy, Solar System and Universe (Score:2)
It's really annoying.
Up next Go-Bots the Musical (Score:3, Insightful)
What we really need is the Patlabor 2 movie (Score:3, Interesting)
One of the best Anime films ever made. In this cereberal political triller, a series of carefully calibrated terrorist attacks with possible military links pushes the civilian goverment of Japan to the verge of collapse. As the Self Defense Forces take to the streets of Tokoyo a small group of police desparately atempt to unravel the secret behind the attacks before a military takeover and near certian American intervention. Made well before 9/11 this film has remarkable resonance today. Giant Robot Alert: Strangely enough there are giant robots (well thought out rescue and crowd control robots, as well as a praticularly neat traffic control robot) at the beginning and end of the movie (if you really don't like robots, just jump ahead to the third chapter, it won't take away from the plot). The robots function in the same manner as the witches in Macbeth: as plot devices which move along the story (what Hitchcock would call a McGuffin), and just as Macbeth is not a story about Witches, this is not a story about robots. If you like Patlabor 2 you may also enjoy Patlabor 1 and Patlabor WXIII.
Will it suck like the 3D CG TV show? (Score:2)
Voltron.com mentions the movie... (Score:2)
Old news (Score:2)
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You mean like a giant alien robot made out of five smaller robots shaped like lions that wields a sword?
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Re:Voltron is Japanese.. (Score:4, Funny)
Go forth and overstate the seriousness of children's cartoons wherever you shall go. Be a menace to all those who may decry the merits of such entertainment for this is your calling!!
GoLion was anything but deep. (Score:2)
However, GoLion was NOT one of these shows. GoLion was utterly derivative crap that just happened to mix sentai and giant robots into a formula that sold well to little boys.
There is no depth and no subtlety to get -- all you do is combine, pull out
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And so the movie was fun because it made no pretense at all about being a serious movie, and kept making playful jabs at the series by throwing in lots of comments pointing to the original title song, and showing lots of action, explosions and b
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They're actually out of print and selling for about $100/set ($500 for all three seasons) here in the US. I bought them years ago and only just now got around to watching them.
The first season is fairly weak (Dr. Smoov's Heavy Metal Fight [youtube.com] and SOS Wheeljack [youtube.com] are pretty much spot on), but most of seasons 2 and 3 are a big improvement. There is still def
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Then lets not forget the complete and utter pointlessness of robots who can transform into vehicles.
Reading your post you'd think the Japanese have cornered the market on robots. Oddly enough, of the top of my head I can think of some significant robots in American m
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I'd guess it'll be stolen (and possibly modified) alien technology.
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They are (are you ready?)...found in some deep dark cave. They don't know how long they've been there, but the language on the instrument panel changes from something alien to English!
Seriously, does it matter? It's a fuckin Voltron movie for god sake! Where talking about mechanical lion mech warriors (painted in different colors no doubt)!!!
But it's a Hollywood movie, it's gotta have poop jokes. Tell me they have poop jokes! If not, dick and fart jokes would suffice. And if the robots can piss on something, so much the better. We've got to maintain the standards of the craft here, people.
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Volt-who? (Score:3, Interesting)
Lame. Transformers got away with novelty. Voltron will tank.
I don't think that I'd ever heard of Voltron before this. My first thoughts were "wasn't that the baddie's name from Battle of the Planets?" (Apparently that was "Zoltar", whatever...)
Going by the YouTube link to the 80s Voltron cartoon in the summary, it looks almost exactly like someone created carbon copies of the Transformers cartoon and Battle of the Planets and welded them together.
Transformers were massive in the UK when I was about 10, so it's obviously going to benefit from nostalgic parents a
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Voltron was very popular when I was a kid. It didn't reach Transformers levels, but I would say that it was at least as popular and well-known as Robotech in the area I grew up (near Seattle).
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I used to live literally right next door to school, and we used to gather up at my place to watch the old Sky Channel (which is what ultimately morphed into Sky One, but which then was then mostly/only available outside the UK) and end up ru
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I feel the same way about pretty much every single show that I watched as a child.
My wife is a uber comic / cartoon / movie geek. She went and bought the Thundercats season 1 box set. I LOVED the Thundercats as a kid and was very eager to watch a few episodes and bring back some childhood memories. "Yawn" is pretty m
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God damn it furry, go away.
Did you know... (Score:2)
The first, was the vehicle Voltron, made from 15 different vehicles. (5 land based, 5 submersible, and 5 air/space craft)
The second, was not as well known, and was never translated to English. There were 3 humanoid robots that could join together and become Voltron.
The third, is made up of the 5 lions that most people are familiar with. The stories for this version were directed more toward younger children, probably to market towards a lar
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...and still no Macross movie.
No macross movie [macrossmovie.com]?
IIRC there were two Macross movies, the first one which was the series in overdrive, and another movie which wasn't all that great. Not to speak of OVA releases such as Macross Zero, which actually was worth watching, and Macross Plus which was only soso. This is assuming that you missed the fan subs of Macross 7. There was something else referenced on the 25th macross 25th anniversary that suggested a new movie or series.
Unless you really want a Harmony Gold based Robotech movie.