Knight Rider To Ride Again 243
Penguinsh*t writes "Though the movie version of Knight Rider has remained 'up on chocks' for the better part of the last decade, Knight Rider, the TV show is revving into high gear. 'The premise of the show will essentially remain the same as the original, which centered on a mulleted man righting wrongs with the help of a particularly chatty and souped-up automobile. No word yet on who will play the hero this time around, but the Peacock is looking for some new blood.' Besides which, 'the Hoff' is busy."
NBC in trouble (Score:5, Insightful)
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Sing it, bitch! (Score:5, Funny)
dub-du-du-duuuuh,
dub-du-du-du-du-duuuuuuuuuuuuh!
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102227/ [imdb.com]
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Here it is, as sung by the Hoff himself... [youtube.com]
*shudder*
np: Burnt Friedman - Chaos Breeds 1 (First Night Forever)
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Bionic Woman was a big hit for NBC... so how can anyone say that this new show won't be just as big? And don't get me started on Battlestar Galactica...
Being a re-hash of an 80's show does not mean that the new show will suck.
TNG was a totally different show (Score:2)
I don't like remakes often, it indicates a lac
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Eventually yes, but if you look at the first season of TNG and even part of the second it is little more than a rehash of the original series.
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It's only natural for them to see what other assets they have lying around that might prove successful if actually done right. Obviously, premier episode ratings don't mean much unless they stay high all season; still, th
Not totally surprised (Score:5, Interesting)
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hmmm (Score:2)
Why do I have a gut feeling that this movie will star Ben Stiller with an afro wig, and will be directed by Uwe Boll?
Re:hmmm (Score:4, Informative)
Cartoon Springboard (Score:2)
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Is still wait... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is still wait... (Score:5, Insightful)
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The internet, of course, ushered in a whole new era of easily accessibly ha
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The fully expandable Michael Knight insert with Hasselhoff sporting a HUGE clump of chest hair poking out from his unbuttoned t-shirt
I'm unaware that buttoned t-shirts ever existed.
The A-Team reruns I have seen lately are fucking absolutely horrendous. It reminds me of a live action cartoon with ridiculously bad acting and car chases where the "bad guys' cars" inevitably end up on their roofs and the A-Team build a ridiculous battering ram out of a bulldozer and duct tape.
No, the real problem is that people are too cynical for that to be awesome anymore. TV certainly can be high art, but it doesn't have to be, and half the time it tries it falls short and lands squarely on "pretentious".
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Car (Score:2, Interesting)
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Toyota Prius, it's also being renamed to 'Eco Rider'. It'll be like Knight Rider, but more environmentally conscious. The car will also be blatantly homosexual, saying things like: 'Ooooh, I hope he planted a tree to offset those carbon emmissions!' when one of the bad guys appears in a big truck or tank.
To appeal to minorities, 'The Hoff' will be replaced by an Asian lesbian, wearing a Burka, in a wheelchair. Don't worry though, the wheelchair will be capable of spee
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Oh joy (Score:2)
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Stop with the remakes (Score:4, Informative)
How many remakes have they done over the past ten years or so?
Charlie's Angels
Transformers
Bionic Woman
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Bewitched
Starsky & Hutch
Lost in Space
The Dukes of Hazzard
Fat Albert
Miami Vice.....
the list goes on and on.
Can't wait for the Thundercats and Get Smart movies.
*rollseyes*
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Don't know if they're making a Thundercats movie, but you haven't seen the Get Smart trailer [apple.com]?
Not "remakes": "revisionings" (Score:3, Funny)
In the revisioning, "Phoebe" has been renamed "Geraldine" and is a serial killer who is hired by the Pentagon to do performance evaluations. "Joey" has been renamed "Angelo" and is in contact with a seductive alien who is trying to decide whether New York is a strange experiment and will destro
If they are going to do remakes... (Score:2)
television.
Why can't they bring back or remake good shows like B.J. And the
bear ?
Now, there's a concept I can't get enough of; a man and his
monkey.
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Strange Thing In Chile (Score:2)
Is the car made out of cheese this time? (Score:2)
Not sure about this (Score:2)
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Team Knight Rider (Score:3, Informative)
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Tired, oh so tired.. (Score:4, Funny)
What they really need to make is NIGHT BOAT (Score:2, Funny)
We're too cynical and messed up for KITT (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't think robo-cars are really all that interesting now. With stuff like Battlestar Galactica, and Heroes and Dr. Who on the air, and with the whole Star Trek franchise come and gone since Knight Rider, people have a somewhat higher expectation of quality from their sci-fi adventure. Knight Rider is a relic from the hair spray decade, when culture rarely elevated above space invaders and bimbos. I mean, we were listening to "Thriller" and "Devo". --Which yes, I realize aren't much more advanced than the latest. . , what the heck are kids listening to now? But still. There was a highly plasticized happy-happy fakeness to everything. A bullet-proof talking car which could jump over trucks? That could work in such an environment. But now? No chance.
I'm not claiming that people today are any smarter than they were in the 80's. --We've got legions of cynical, drooling game-box junkies who are plenty dull, but that kind of stupid is incompatible with the stupid of the 80's. Our culture is too firmly tuned to violence to give a hoot about such a childish formula as a talking car. --Remember, fun in the 80's involved little multi-coloured cube puzzles and video games where you shot alien space ships, jumped over barrels and ate dots. Today we gun down simulated fellow humans for fun and pretend it hasn't changed us. We've become a race of fat, dull-witted warriors who barely blink when civilians are murdered by our troops. Our reaction to the present events going on in the world would have been very, very different in the 80's.
-FL
Re:We're too cynical and messed up for KITT (Score:5, Insightful)
Other remake idea from me, free of charge for anyone to use: blue thunder! But that one was actually about a guy who was disobedient to his boss, not the kind of story that is popular in this patriotic day and age. So was the A-team BTW, didn't they quit the army? Maybe the 80s did have a good thing to it, it just got obfuscated by the giant haircuts.
Re:We're too cynical and messed up for KITT (Score:5, Funny)
Quit the army? They were sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. Then they promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
I'm also told that for quite some time, still wanted by the government, they survived as soldiers of fortune. And that if you had a problem, if no-one else could help, and if you could find them, maybe you could have hired the A-Team.
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There's truth to what you say, but the oppression was still there. Do you remember the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon? Do you remember the Eric character (Cavalier)? He was deliberately done the way he was to reinforce the message that those who go their own way suffer and are better off following their leaders. There's an interview with one of the creators here [povonline.com] where he talks about how he was forced to put this message in. If you don't want to read the whole article (though it's funny), just search for the
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I don't think robo-cars are really all that interesting now. With stuff like Battlestar Galactica, and Heroes and Dr. Who on the air, and with the whole Star Trek franchise come and gone since Knight Rider, people have a somewhat higher expectation of quality from their sci-fi adventure.
Well, 3 of 4 shows you mentioned are essentially remakes that have been updated for modern sensibilities. Don't you think the Knight Rider could also be a remade and updated in a similar fashion?
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Re:We're too cynical and messed up for KITT (Score:5, Insightful)
I doubt it really has. We've always been violent monkeys, interested in violent entertainment. Before CounterStrike and Halo 3, kids pretended their sticks were guns or swords. Adults blasted the shit out of some deer, watched the hockey game, or watched Hamlet. Even by modern movie standards, Shakespeare closes the curtain on a decent pile of corpses. And hell, there was a time when public executions used to be a spectator sport, and let's not forget that before the movie "Gladiator", there were the real gladiatorial games, where people watched real human beings kill each other. And because they couldn't rent "Predator" on DVD, the Vikings sat around, got pissed on mead, and listened to "Beowulf". "Whoa, totally awesome! Grendel like ripped fifty guys to shreds, but then Beowulf comes in and like rips his whole freakin' arm off, and there's blood everywhere!"
As for nobody caring about the death of civilians in Iraq, go back to World War II, when strategic bombing campaigns deliberately started firestorms in Dresden and Tokyo, killing hundreds of thousands of civilians. I could be wrong, but I don't think there was a massive public outcry over it. It was war, and they were on the other side, so who gave a shit? I think we've come a long way, that people even stop to think about the Iraqi dead and what we've done to their country, not that it's much consolation for the Iraqis.
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I'm not claiming that people today are any smarter than they were in the 80's. --We've got legions of cynical, drooling game-box junkies who are plenty dull, but that kind of stupid is incompatible with the stupid of the 80's. Our culture is too firmly tuned to violence to give a hoot about such a childish formula as a talking car. --Remember, fun in the 80's involved little multi-coloured cube puzzles and video games where you shot alien space ships, jumped over barrels and ate dots. Today we gun down simulated fellow humans for fun and pretend it hasn't changed us. We've become a race of fat, dull-witted warriors who barely blink when civilians are murdered by our troops. Our reaction to the present events going on in the world would have been very, very different in the 80's.
Yeah, but this time the car's voice is going to be done by Snoop Dog and the driver is going to be some totally hawt hoochie in hooker threads who will still be a strong woman who demands respect from men. Trust me, it's going to be so shallow, even your hovercraft will get stuck.
Re:We're too cynical and messed up for KITT (Score:5, Insightful)
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We've become a race of fat, dull-witted warriors who barely blink when civilians are murdered by our troops. Our reaction to the present events going on in the world would have been very, very different in the 80's.
Why does every generation have to have some kind of Golden Age? I'll readily admit that the television landscape has changed drastically, mostly from the specialization and diversity offered by cable. But if you think there was some great age in the past where people stood up for injustice, def
The Hoff is Busy... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Hoff is Busy... (Score:5, Funny)
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*cringe*
np: Burnt Friedman - Chaos Breeds 1 (First Night Forever)
The General Lee could kick Kitt's ass (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, maybe they can have a reality show to see who gets the part of Knight Rider?
*crosses finger*
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Real question on every Slashdottters mind... (Score:4, Funny)
Windows
KITT: Micheal look out! The bad guys have guns! I'm opening the door for you to get in and be safe.
(C)ancel or (A)llow?
MAC OS
iKITT: Micheal look out! The bad guys have guns! I'm opening the door for you to get in and be safe.
*iKITT shuts down because Micheal fixed iKITT to go with a different cell phone provider.*
LINUX
*Drives off in a huff*
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FreeBSD
"Jump KITT"
"Michael, I cannot comply right now. Do you wish for me to download the source and compile kittJump_8.2.1_1?"
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The Hoff: KITT, I need ya, buddy!
KITT: I'm sorry, Michael, but an error of type -37 has occurred.
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Actually, this is probably a more extreme version of KARR, similar in design to KITT but lacking KITT's compassion for living things.
Last I Heard... (Score:2)
25 year old show was good at it's time (Score:3, Insightful)
We've moved past an age where computers were mysterious, dangerous, and somehow held the key to the salvation or the damnation of the human race. Now we accept them as what they are, another tool that people use or misuse. They are not mysterious and no one imagines that they are going to start talking to you. They'd have to do some serious revamping to make me suspend belief enough to get into this show or to not hate it for making my precious childhood memories seem ridiculous.
where are the mod points (Score:2)
Original show (Score:2)
They tried before and it failed miserably (Score:2)
The KITThoff element (Score:2)
a) KITT
b) The Hoff
If they manage to find both a car and a dude that would be able to have the same impact on popular culture as
those 2 did in the 80's, they will have a success. Otherwise, it will be lame.
I hate to admit it, but Hasselhoff was brilliant in that show and it would be difficult to find someone up to par (by today's, not 80's standards of course)
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Euphemism Nazi (Score:2)
has remained 'up on chocks'
The correct phrase is 'up on blocks', a reference to an automobile being jacked up and suspended by solid objects (traditionally, cinder blocks or wood blocks in poor areas) contacting the undercarriage or frame to either allow free access to all four wheels or to take the strain of supporting the vehicle off the suspension for long term storage.
Wheel chocks, on the other hand, are wedge shaped items inserted at the front and/or back of a vehicle tire to prevent the wheel from turning and stop the vehic
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Actually, they should just go the whole hog and combine two or three series into one new programme.
Personally I'd like to see the KITTs of Hazzard, or the Six Million Dollar ALF.
Above all, though, I'd like to see the A-Team take on the lizards from V. The only problem with that, though, is BA would never make it up to the mothership without being drugged, and the A-Team's complete inability to hit anything at all means that we'd all be lizard food within a matter of weeks.
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IIRC at least three of them were more or less the same, except the super vehicle was a bike/car/helicopter.
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Bunch of good guys (the team make up is usually quite similar too ) Fight, lose... Use the "super weapon"... Win.
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Not a chance that someone like that would be a hero. Besides, the days of the hero being smart are over. The 90s already paved the way, with Home Improvement and first and foremost Married with Children, the hero of today is the idiot. If there may be a geek and brainy guy, he must be the comic relief akin to Steve "Did I do that?" Urkel.
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It was?
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From what I hear he got hired by the air force, got his name changed to O'Neil and now delegates this sort of stuff to his team, who use strange things like Naquita instead of Uranium
KR2000 (Score:2)
Unless, of course, they pretend that Kit is being built for the first time. It will be something new in that case too.
Re:Who cares about the Hoff (Score:4, Funny)
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Well GM has resurrected the Camaro. All they have to do is paint it black and add a gold flaming chicken.
Of course they could make him a Charger and give him two brothers from Dixie as a driver. Then he will be unstoppable.
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Knowing network TV, they'll go in two directions:
- If a car company will step and pay MANY millions for a sponsorship deal, they can make KITT *anything*. I will weep the day KITT becomes a Nissan 350Z or something equally stupid.
- If no car companies step up, no doubt they will go after something like a Ferrari or Lambo, to cash in on the bling-laden hip hop culture thems darned rappin' kids are into these days.
I wish I were kidding, but it's entirely plausible...
Re:So what about the car? (Score:5, Informative)
Or they could try to do it all with CGI on a TV budget. Won't that look cool.
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They were also, for the most part, great fun, and high quality entertainment as a result. This point seems to have escaped you.
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And let him sleep in the car and clean up in public restrooms and surround himself with McDonald's bags and laundry, in short a TRUE 21st century series.
Re:'The Hoff is busy.' (Score:4, Funny)
s/you/just bitter/g
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ihnjh,ijls "assquack"
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