What if Google Had to Design For Google? 207
An anonymous reader writes "Web developers increasingly grow weary of having to put so much effort into designing their sites according to the whims of the Google search engine. When the most important thing is 'getting indexed' it is increasingly difficult for web site designers to offer the simple, uncluttered user experience they'd like to. Reminiscent of the famed what if Microsoft designed the iPod box here is a humorous look at what would happen to that famed, clean, uncluttered look if Google had to design for the Google Search Engine."
This guy clearly doesn't know HTML (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML (Score:4, Insightful)
Yes, that's definitely the sense he meant it in. I thought my irony was obvious, but I guess not.
The problem with mislabelling everything remotely related to the web as a "tag" is that it dilutes the meaning of the term to be practically useless. How is somebody who refers to everything as a "tag" supposed to distinguish between the title attribute and the <title> element type? More importantly, how is a newbie supposed to figure out in what sense it is meant when they are told to use "appropriate title tags"? This kind of stupid laziness only makes it more difficult for people to learn how to do things right and keeps people at the "copy code, bash it until it works or ask for help" stage.
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And that keeps the rest of us working! Do you think I'd make any money building web sites if I went around speaking clearly and telling everyone how easy it is??
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Wait...are you insinuating that there is some other method of coding things?????
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(No hidden meanings there!)
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1) My site is just like everyone elses. I want it to be on top though. I need to figure out clever ways to make my site perfect for Google, then they will give me all the traffic.
2) My site is fucking amazing. I dotted all the I's and crossed all the T's, and it's just right. I told some people, and they told some people, and it's still growing. Those search engine guys sure are using a lot of traffic with their robots. They're lucky I let them spider my si
The Fezzik of Search Engines (Score:2)
Now if you search for Google on Google, they are the first result (and the first sponsored link).
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I actually learned some stuff about Google ranking there... I've never tried to optimize for that (well, not in many years) so I wouldn't have thought of some of that. (Including other tips in the other reply to your post.)
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The real question is... (Score:5, Interesting)
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Or - if a web page is put up on a server, and nobody is there to surf it -- does it make an impression?
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Also, google encouraged linking to there site buy having little search boxes (providing a useful service) and getting in the media. These are things that should increase page rank.
Considering if someone farts and it sound like an idea for a new "revolutionary" search engine, it will get in the media. I would propose what googl
Not the prisoner's dilemma (Score:2)
Re:The real question is... (Score:4, Interesting)
There are other techniques for promoting a website other than using Google. One way is through word of mouth. For example there is no way I would have found slashdot because of a Google search. Rather, I found slashdot because I saw a friend browsing the site. Word of mouth is actually better than Google because it builds a trust relationship. For example if you go on Google expecting to buy something, how do you know that you should trust the first, second, or even third result on the page? You don't. But if a friend recommends a website to you because of their experience with it, you immediately have more trust in that website compared to some other random website.
But as geeks, let's ignore that. After all, it involves socializing and dealing with people. Eww. Give me my Google exploits.
Re:The real question is... (Score:4, Insightful)
1) Relatively instant results if you know what you're doing.
2) (and perhaps most important) the results are MEASURABLE. You can see exactly how many users are hitting your site each day from search engines, you can see what they're searching for when they find your site, how your site ranks and you can use that information to further fine-tune.
However, the drawbacks with search engine traffic is that once you hit the #1 listing for a targeted keyword your traffic becomes fixed. So obviously it is also important to focus on other traffic sources such as word-of-mouth, returning visitors, paid advertising etc. What any commercial site wants to do is snowball and that only occurs with the type of traffic that you can only get for free (returning visitors and word of mouth advertising etc.). The issue is that those types of "free compounding" traffic accumulates a LOT slower if you don't get the instant stuff. Of course you can also replace search engine traffic with paid advertising. But search engine optimization is often times free (assuming you know what you're doing) or a one-time cost (pay to learn it and then be on your way... "give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man to fish...").
The other drawback is that if you're relying on search engine traffic then you are staking your business entirely in the hands of another business who has it's own interests. I've had excellent first page rankings getting thousands of unique hits from google every single day only to have it all snatched away one night without warning. Then a few months later it all comes back. For reasons that only google knows. I would not invest in any business that depends on search engine traffic alone.
In short, any webmaster who knows what he's doing understands that search engine traffic is not the be-all/end-all but also does not dismiss it entirely. Search Engine traffic is gold when you have it but if you rely on it you can get burned very easily. Not to mention, it has a peak and once you reach it how do you continue to grow ? The answer is in the other forms of traffic. But you'll find that without some kind of quality traffic to start with, it's rather difficult to spread via word-of-mouth.
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For example if you go on Google expecting to buy something, how do you know that you should trust the first, second, or even third result on the page? You don't.
Actually, you probably can know that you shouldn't trust them...companies that spend all their money trying to get a high pagerank often are the ones you would want to otherwise avoid. There are obvious exceptions to this rule, but you can usually tell right away if the high pagerank is due to the pagerank algorithm working well or when it's being exploited. When it's exploited, that's when it's time to move along.
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Are any of the users that your site has from an artificially increased pagerank actually worth anything to you if all they do is click, see that your site is crap, and then go back to google to click the next link down?
JSTOR / Elsevier bait and switch (Score:2)
When I seriously looking for something, I can almost always tell from the result page synopsis which sites have rank they didn't deserve, and pass over these quickly.
Right now the ones that are killing me
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Seems like it. Not sure how, but mine went from the 12th page to rank 4 on the search for "nystrom", (just checked) rank 8 on "setup terminal server trueview 2007" and hardly anyone looks at it (except for plenty of visits from msnbot and Yahoo! and I'm not even in the top 10 there).
The only thing I can imagine is it did because of the links in my signature here and on OSnews.com. I do have a sitemap XML fil
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Google is also, by dint of being a search engine, always going to be wildly popular compared to other types of site.
But you're right anyway - websites should try to serve their visitors better and not GoogleBot. The fact is all search engine bots try to think like a human being and thus optimising for humans is a good plan anyhow.
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If they rely on drive-by surfers, that would put them out of business. If they target a tightly knit market, where people who shop also communicate, it's a different matter.
Basically... well, it depends on whether they rely on search engines. Duh.
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I know I'm not alone in this: My definition of the ideal search engine is one that never links to that type of site.
Rather than working on increasing their pagerank, they should work on their business model.
Must really be bad.... (Score:5, Funny)
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NSFW Links in article. (Score:4, Informative)
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Should read: What if Google was a useless site... (Score:4, Insightful)
Lets see... counter examples... how about searching Google for the word "shipping". What do you know, UPS and Fedex are #1 and #2, and their front pages aren't a mess of useless, Google-pleasing crap. Maybe because they are real businesses and aren't pandering some direct ship junk or get rich quick scheme.
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The small company is probably better off paying for traditional advertising and perhaps *paying* for ad-words, rather than trying to rely on their page rank to generate business all on its own for them.
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That's because (Score:3, Insightful)
You know what does make your small business show up easily on Google, even if you're totally fucking useless? Buying a goddamn advertisement!
Problem fucking solved.
Re:That's because (Score:4, Informative)
Why should I care about Joe's HVAC Repair in B.F., South Carolina? I don't live in SC, much less that particular part of SC. In fact, I've never been to SC. So why should I (or anyone else not in the area) care about Joe's HVAC Repair? 99.999% of small businesses are 100% irrelevant. Only the 0.001% that are near me and pertain to my search are relevant. Google Local was great for this, and integrating it with Google Maps has made it even better. If you want your business to be found by Google 100% of the time, register it with Google Maps as a local business. It's even free.
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Basically, you are correct.
However, what happens when you consider small online business where location isn't an issue?
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Then they need to be spending money getting the word out.
Become relevant, then get higher page rank as a result. Trying to do it the other way around is what spawned this sort of nonsense in the first place.
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Lets see... counter examples... how about searching Google for the word "shipping". What do you know, UPS and Fedex are #1 and #2, and their front pages aren't a mess of useless, Google-pleasing crap. Maybe because they are real businesses and aren't pandering some direct ship junk or get rich quick scheme.
I think that's very presumptious of you. Traffic to a site is a major factor in determining its relevance on the Google results. An established business like Fedex would inherently have high level of traffic. A start-up business, that may very well be legitimate, and useful for users searching for it, may not get indexed appropriately or may not be displayed as a relevant hit on google's results page, unless it has a lot of text and other 'clutter' that google bots search for.
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So, what you are saying is, that a site that is not a well-established business will have to rely on something other than free indexing by Google to get the attention it would have if it were an established. successful business in the fiel
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You need to meet more average Internet users (or maybe I need to meet fewer...). Their browser's home page is whatever it defaulted to when they bought the PC, and they _never_ type out URLs. If they wanted to find google, but their home page is Yahoo? They really will search for Google via Yahoo. If they want Fedex, they will sea
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A start-up business, that may very well be legitimate, and useful for users searching for it, may not get indexed appropriately or may not be displayed as a relevant hit on google's results page
So what you're saying is, a small and/or new business with little traffic won't be ranked high? And the alternative is what? Rank everyone high?
I think there are 3 real options:
1) rank by $$ paid only, you pay more, you are higher, just like the paid ads on the right side of Google. want better rankings? pay up.
2) rank by number of sites that link to you, or some metric that tries to guess how important your site is based on its content. want better rankings? convince people to link to you with littl
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Its like the people who are too cheap to r
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Um, maybe because UPS and FedEx are already well-known shipping companies, whose page rank for a search on "shipping" would be high regardless of what their sites looked like? But companies that aren't a
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If nothing else... (Score:5, Insightful)
It was pretty hilarious, too.
Unfortunately, this gives me one more reason to be semi-disturbed by Google's obvious dominance in the web-o-sphere...
Re:If nothing else... (Score:5, Informative)
As a web developer, I can honestly say that my arch nemesis in any workplace is always the search engine optimization "expert". I have had to do so many stupid things because of those idiots it's insanity. I've actually written a couple of Daily WTFs about SEO folk.
The truth of the matter is that if you bother to play by the rules, Google will index your site just fine and if your site is popular you will end up high in the page rankings. If you want to become more popular through your page rank, you can always buy keywords, too. It's a really simple, non-mysterious process, but people get caught up and obsess about it and start paying consultants to torment their web designers and developers for no obvious gain.
( Interestingly enough, the company that had the SEO guy who didn't know his ass from his elbow was pretty much the only business doing what they did, was a Fortune 50 company, and absolutely refused to use metadata in their web site; instead of metadata they opted for super ridiculously long URLs. )
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Company name plz?
For those not already familiar, The Daily WTF is known nowadays as Worse Than Failure [worsethanfailure.com] - obviously as a SFW backronym, but also as a concept in its own right. [worsethanfailure.com]
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Company name plz?
haha I got in trouble once before for blogging about this company, but then again I don't do any work for them anymore (worked for them through an agency). Check out this bizarrely long URL: www.firstdata.com/product_solutions/pc_internet_solutions/internet_processing_solutions/virtual_point_of_sale.htm. The WTF was that the URLs became so long that their server (IIS) wasn't able to handle how long the filenames were. Then I had to go back and forth with them not once not twice but three times to get new
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And in first place is... (Score:4, Informative)
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What company is this and are y'all looking for a new graphic designer/programmer?
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It's funny because it's true.
I have to sit through a monthly meeting with our SEO consultants reminding them why we aren't making out site look like the end product of that demo and that the technical reasons for not doing certain things haven't miraculously changed since last month.
the final product link (Score:3, Insightful)
http://www.meangene.com/google/google7.html [meangene.com]
Hey, it doesn't look half bad. I thought it would be much worse.
How about a greater level of hyperbole...
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"Aha! I know what the punchline is...the last page will transfer to Yahoo!"
Sigh, back to my anonymous cubicle.
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Doesn't look bad? Are you insane? (Score:2)
Compare it to the original and dare to ask WHY google beat everyone else in the market, because its design was (still is) by far the cleanest. It is simple, it is to the point, it is what people want.
The end page looks a lot like all the other search engines out there, bloated pieces of crap, and this guy didn't even include annoying ads and popup requests to signup.
No, if google had done their original search page like this, they would have been just another search engine.
Hillary dildo bushwhacker? (Score:2)
Recent Searches
waikiki vacation
al gore nobel prize
hillary dildo bushwhacker
Click the link.... (Score:2)
Just in case you wanted a dildo with Hillary's face on it.
Does it remind you of another search engine? (Score:5, Funny)
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Metasearch, Live, and MySpace take up the top 3, respectively. And quite frankly, that last page looks strikingly similar to results #1 and #2.
You could just design... (Score:2)
Oh. Wait. That assumes that you have some customers.
Underscores is not SEO URL (Score:3, Interesting)
Well not to be an ass, but just in case people get the wrong idea about how to do a seo url, one needs to know that:
Google sees hyphens as dividers in URLs and body text, and ignores underscores (underscore is not considered as a divider by Google). [webrankinfo.com]
Actually, I'm not sure that stuff would help them. (Score:4, Insightful)
The best way to improve your ranking is to put interesting content on your site that people will want to look at, link to, tell each other about, and so forth. (Of course, what counts as "interesting" depends heavily on your target demographic.) The second best way is to make sure the search engine can actually read and index your content (that it's not, for instance, just a bunch of images without meaningful alt attributes).
Crosslinking from one part of your site to another can help, but Google *does* do that -- their main web search links to the image search, to the video search, to the news search, and so forth. And vice versa.
looks like iGoogle (Score:4, Interesting)
Heh.. google for google. (Score:2)
It seems it would be, "dogpile" [google.com] but Yahoo! [yahoo.com] isn't far down the list, and strangely is a spartan search page like Google.
Interestingly, "Google" isn't even on the first page, so I guess they're not optimizing for Google. Or they figure that if you're using Google to search for search engines, you probably already know about Google...
Digg?? (Score:2)
They already do. (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously though, this article depresses me. The unspoken sentiment is that typical websites can't survive without google. Which implies that typical websites can't survive on word of mouth, aggregator sites, and features highlighting them on good websites. I can't think of a single site that I found through google. I use google to search large sites, go to sites with awkward URLs, or find one time use references. But apparently the good sites that can survive on word of mouth are not typical any more.
It really saddens me because it reminds me of TV. Shows that can that do well via word of mouth get canceled or messed with before the audience peeks, and many of the shows that succeed do so because they are they slightly appeal to many demographics rather then being really well received by a few. What happens when the start up costs for websites go up and you need substantial ads from the get go, will there be any new great sites, that aren't flukes.
In the end I don't think sites should be designed to optimize page rank, except for maybe online retailers that compete with other online retailers. If your site is good people will link to it and praise it and it's page rank will soar.
WTH? (Score:3, Insightful)
What designers are you talking about that are trying to do simple pages for their users????
From what I'm seeing so far, everybody's going for Flash-based websites, with no text to search around a page, and un-indexable pages, because of the embedded crap of Flash! And if it's not Flash, it's ActiveX From Hell. And on top of that mess, they still code for IE6, breaking almost every web-standard, and knocking on the gates of Hell!
All you seem to be focusing on is linking, and that's not how indexing gets done; Meta tags, content, image titles, ALT text.
Who ever wrote that page is clearly an idiot & has no clue how to design a website with a simple look & have ANY Search Engine Bot get it indexed.
YOU FAIL!
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Uhhhggg... sort of. Linking is actually a very important part (and, unfortuna
To those griping about google indexing algorithm (Score:4, Insightful)
Design for users, not search engines (Score:2)
I don't, because having good content and using correct semantics does most of the search engine work for you. Google and the other searches eventually figure out how sites game them, which is why Google ignores meta tags and penalizes sites with hallway pages. Many other tricks are harder to detect, though... for now.
If Google was the king of search, and al
Final result (Score:2)
Do you HAVE to do that? (Score:2)
Bluntly? If you "have" to do that to rise in the pagerank, it's probably better if you don't rise. What is actually on the page that could remotely be interesting? Phony links? Phony references? Phony "partners"?
Do you have any CONTENT for crying out loud
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The most important thing (Score:2)
Demanding to be put in the number one spot is ignorant, and expecting to be their is just stupid.
The yellow pages has rules about how many A's it will allow in front of a name, why isn't anyone crying about that?
Reputation is important, as it a moderate view of any opinion of a service or product online.
SEO != Good Design (Score:2)
No keyword stuffing, no social link buttons, no SEO bullshit. Just clean code and quality content on a regular basis.
search result for Google (Score:2)
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E.g., "http://www.meangene.com/google/design_for_google.html" becomes "http://www.meangene.com.nyud.net/google/design_for_google.html"
I don't think you can connect to it directly using an IP address, since it uses the domain portion of the URL to figure out what page you're requesting. Although all
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