Star Trek Home Theater 123
Critical Facilities writes "Someone thought it would be a good idea to model their home theater after the Enterprise NCC-1701D from Star Trek: The Next Generation. The result is super geeky, but actually rather cool. Named the best theme theater installation at CEDIA 2007, this Palm Beach County, FL home features motion-activated air-lock doors with series sound effects, and a "Red Alert" button on the Crestron TPMC-10 controller to turn all of the LEDs bright red and flashing."
Not realistic (Score:3, Insightful)
When they finally put this stuff into real space ships, just make sure they don't copy the motion-activated air-lock doors.
I kinda like breathing, keep the motion activation swooshing to internal doors only please.
Other than that it looks really really cool and well worth the money they spent on it.
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Photo Evidense here (Score:1)
http://www.forumpix.co.uk/uploads/1195412663.jpg [forumpix.co.uk]
Trying applying some engineering to the idea (Score:2)
I kinda like breathing, keep the motion activation swooshing to internal doors only please.
Is it really that hard to include a pressure sensor on both sides of the door and a safety check before opening?
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So true. Plus, I can't get the shields to work. I'm running a Level 3 diagnostic right now.
Only on Slashdot... (Score:1)
"Simulation" or 3D rendering? (Score:3, Interesting)
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Just shoot me... (Score:5, Insightful)
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The market might be small but the price they'd be willing to pay to get this setup is not. How many Star Trek nerds here would be willing to pay top dollar to buy this guy's house?
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Not for me. If this was the basement of the Unibomber's shack I'd still want it....
Actually Florida Hurricanes can simulate... (Score:1)
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I've seen a bumper sticker that said "Scotty, beam down a six-pack and yeoman Rand"
FWIW Nurse Chapel was played by the same actress who married Rodenberry (Star Treks creator) and played Llwaxanna Troi in ST:TNG. As well as doing the voice for the computer in ST:TNG.
Though I suspect most here knew all that already (and probably would've had a better time with the spelling which I probably mangled).
Mycroft
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Perhaps your thinking of yeoman Rand?
I've seen a bumper sticker that said "Scotty, beam down a six-pack and yeoman Rand"
FWIW Nurse Chapel was played by the same actress who married Rodenberry (Star Treks creator) and played Llwaxanna Troi in ST:TNG. As well as doing the voice for the computer in ST:TNG.
Though I suspect most here knew all that already (and probably would've had a better time with the spelling which I probably mangled).
Oh gee - you missed the part about her being the first officer (and a brunette) in the original pilot, which was later reworked into an episode in the series (the one with "Captain Pike"). Apparently, they couldn't sell idea of a female in a position of authority, so the poor lady was demoted to being a nurse (and a blonde). And, IIRC, she also did the voice of the computer in the orginal series as well as TNG.
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Can't remember her real first name either. but then I'm usually online after work, which is usually 9-10 hours of dealing with a random sampling of humanity.
Thanks
Mycroft
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Re:Just shoot me... (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.24thcid.com/ [24thcid.com]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/4695188.stm [bbc.co.uk]
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I'm trying to figure the odds of demand meeting supply on just one. How many people go looking for homes that specifically have a Star Trek themed home theater? How big does the pool of buyers need to be before you get at least one, in your area, that falls into that category? The odds seem pretty slim that even one is going to come thru the door. That's what gets me...all that work with the expectation that someone is going t
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No need to shoot you ... (Score:3, Insightful)
No need to shoot you - DesiLu / Paramount / somebody will be happy to sue you out of existence for infringing on their Start Trek Intellectual Property.
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Re:Just shoot me... (Score:5, Insightful)
Yay for our debt-based society!
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It is unfortunate, but I think houses are the one legitimate form of personal debt that I think is acceptable, though only within reason. I mean a regular house that you can pay for right away would be IMO better than getting a loan for a McMansion.
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1) Over-sized homes on very small pieces of property, greatly increasing the risk of your house catching fire due to your neighbors' stupidity (at least townhomes have firewalls between them)
2) The progressive destruction of the aesthetics of Modern-era housing developments by the spot-replacement of gawdy jumbo housing.
2a) Most are a jumbled mis-mash of imitation luxury concepts, intended only for that portrait shot in
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Yay for our debt-based society!
(Maybe more than 30 years. If you're not living in your own house you're paying rent somewhere.)
Some of us live in places where a small home can be had from $4,000 or so. Like in rural West Virginia. The rest of us should be glad for at least this aspect of a debt-based society.
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The debt environment artificially inflates real estate pricing because people can "afford" more. They don't end up with a bigger home, they just pay more for the same old pile of dirt. How many people would own homes if it weren't for mortages ? More than you think, because everyone needs a home. What ? You think the land owners and banks would sit idly, waiting for that one wealthy buyer per thousand ? No, they would adap
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You think the land owners and banks would sit idly, waiting for that one wealthy buyer per thousand ? No, they would adapt, or else we would mob them!
Your model is somewhat naive. Someone ALWAYS owns a home, houses don't just "exist". What happens in the short term is rent goes up until the monthly rent exceeds the price of a monthly mortgage, then (smart) people start buying. Monthly rent basically fluctuates (region by region) around that mortgage value boundary and vice versa. So, in the short run, there may be small advantages to renting if you are trying to save for a down payment. However, in the long term, owning is an obvious choice. Assum
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Here, I worked out the logic:
for (i=0; i < 3; i++)
printf("Location!\n");
:)
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the sellers are the problem (Score:3, Insightful)
The usual reason why home buying takes so long is that the sellers hide defects and advertise too high a price. That means that both the buyer and the bank need to spend a lot of time on trying to figure out where the problem areas may be and whether the property is really worth it.
If you want a quick sell, price your property aggressively and don't try to cover up defects wi
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I don't want my house to be an investment. I want it to be a place to live. Finding one that isn't gigantic, and was AFFORDABLE in the area I want to be in has been a daunting task. I'm certainly glad that I didn't decide to buy some of the shitholes that I looked at in the first month that were actually $40-$90K more than the nice place I decided to buy. It's a good deal based on what else is on the market, but my friends just a few years ago all bought ni
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Indeed. It is highly illogical.
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Haha. (Score:5, Funny)
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But the show was on at 5:00 PM every Saturday, and it didn't matter what social plans she might have made for the evening, I wasn't leaving until I'd received my Star Trek fix. I could have taped it, but that wasn't the point: this is my show and you will work around it. Now at first, this irritated her to no end, but as I watched each episode she would hang around in the background, feigning disinterest but with her curiosity obviously piqued. After a couple months of this, she sat down next to me and asked, "so
So it is possible. Trekkiedom is not solely the province of male geeks and nerds, much as some of us might like to believe that. I remember reading in the book "The Making of Star Trek" (original series) that the female test audiences were just completely in love with Mr. Spock, and oddly enough resented Uhura ("Who does she think she is, anyway, doing man's work on the bridge and wearing an outfit like that!") Things were a bit different back in the sixties.
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Most Americans don't, when you get right down to it: everything might as well be powered by magic.
Wrong friend. It is powered by magic as I should know, being an american. It takes spells and wizzardry to even understand the stock market or bank. What about your insurance? I don't understand it, don't know why I need it yet I must have it. How does the Telephone Work or TV or the internet Tubes? It's all magic and anyone who try's telling you otherwise is demon and spawn of Satan out to garner your soul.
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That's a pleasant enough sounding idea until you actually look at the numbers. Gutting the whole of NASA just wouldn't be that big of a bonanza compared to the rest of the US Budget.
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I wouldn't recommend one of these home theatres, though, til the kids get outta the 'break everything in sight' phase.
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I'm not sure I'd recommend one of them, period. Remember Scott Adam's comment that "the Holodeck will be humanity's last major invention"? Well, one of those home theater setups is about as close as we can come to a Holodeck nowadays. I'm not sure that I would ever leave it, particularly if there were a plentiful supply of refrigerated beer behind one of those fifty-odd panels. In fact, t
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She's already in the (presumably) big and expensive house. This is just more display of wealth to make her wet.
Money makes anyone sexy to women. It works the same as alcohol for men.
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Though her favorite character was Riker for some reason.
Very nice, but (Score:3, Informative)
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I like the original Star-trek home theator more (Score:2, Interesting)
The original [slashdot.org]
Looks more like the bridge itself.
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This one is the TNG bridge.
Telepathic doors (Score:2, Funny)
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pretty, but the screen is too small (Score:4, Interesting)
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I wonder.. (Score:2)
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Just in case you were wondering, the screen is in the 2nd shot. The plasma in the 4th is not the Home Theatre screen.
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I think it's big enough.
Link to original article (Score:5, Informative)
I hate getting sent to articles that are simple summaries of the original.
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Thanks for the link, Mononoke!
The link provided also revealed some other really cool home-theaters and houses:
Sweet stuff!
Pu-leeze (Score:1, Flamebait)
Hmmm, an award for an idea -- just like the patent office!!
I don't understand (Score:2)
Is it real or not? TFA claims they actually built it over six months (which seems too short for 3 areas), whereas the 'photos' all look like unconvincing renders to me. I mean, that ceiling motif is ludicrously obvious in its not realness.
Anyway, watch out for my awesome new case mod - the case will be made out of live snakes! All 100% photoshop!
It's not that hard with the right tools. (Score:4, Interesting)
The ceiling wouldn't be that hard to do. Use a CNC router to mill a clay mould, then vacuum-form plastic sheet over it. TechShop [techshop.ws] in Silicon Valley has all the gear for that, and there are shops that do large-area vacuum forming. Up to 6' x 11' vacuum forming of single pieces is commercially available.
Much of the "future" that comes from Hollywood is made by vacuum forming. It's cheap.
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does the MPAA know... (Score:5, Interesting)
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Pursuant to the Copyright Act (17 U.S.C Section 504(c)), statutory damages can be as much as $30,000 per motion picture, and up to $150,000 per motion picture if the infringement is willful.
OK, let's assume one *wanted* to get those movies for a "willful infringement". I think that's a fair assumption. :-)
$572,400,000! Ka-ching!
(it's still not on par with the AllofMP3.com lawsuit [mp3.com] though [I wonder what happened with that one btw?])
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He's not doing [kaleidescape.com] anything wrong [kaleidescape.com]
Reality Check.... (Score:1)
If someone *really* had this setup, there would be a hell of a lot more than 4 lo-res picture documenting it.
There would be hardware specs, hi-res pictures, an installation journal, and or photos of the proud owners in full star trek gear. Period.
Nerds, especially trekkies, would be bursting at the seams to show off an installation of that magnitude.
yea but.... (Score:2)
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er, come to think of it, I've seen a lot of throat clearing, side to side looks and neck-tie adjusting in pr0n videos... what an odd parallel...
I call shenanigans (Score:2)
LS
XKCD (Score:1)
No bathroom? (Score:2)
DRM (Score:2)
...none of which will now play due to DRM restrictions :-)
Garage == Docking Bay? (Score:2)
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There, or chained up on the porch. [fullcycles.com]
Is it 2003 again? (Score:1)
Slashdot...news from half a decade ago, today.
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And this is news? There was someone in the UK who converted his entire apartment to the bridge of the Enterprise.
a.) His entire apartment wasn't converted into the bridge of the Enterprise. Take another look at the photos.
b.) It was not a theater.
Slashdot...news from half a decade ago, today.
c.) That was years ago. This story has a 2007 date on it. It goes in a very different direction from our friend in the UK.
The devil's in the details, my friend. You should take a stab at reading both stories. At the moment, you sound like somebody bitching about Slashdot covering Leopard when it had already done OSX years ago.
"Tiny" screens (Score:1, Interesting)
Because these are relatively small rooms these pictures are being shot with very wide angle lenses. If you compare the width of chair backs nearest the camera and farthest away and realize in reality they are pretty much the same size you can see the distortion.
Wide angle lenses are going to make the tv screens look farther away and smaller than they actually are because of the wide angle distortion o
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Klingon Boxing? (Score:1)
Enterprise (Score:1)
CGI photos (Score:2)
However, if it was real, it would be pretty damn cool. Well, cool-ish.
In person (Score:2)
I was on board until (Score:2)