Jackson Slated to Make Hobbit Movie, Sequel 496
A user writes "Peter Jackson, New Line Cinema, and MGM have agreed to work on two new movies: a film adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit', and a further sequel. From the article: 'The two Hobbit films ... are scheduled to be shot simultaneously, with pre-production beginning as soon as possible. Principal photography is tentatively set for a 2009 start, with the intention of 'The Hobbit' release slated for 2010 and its sequel the following year, in 2011.'" Not sure if it would be possible to nab Ian Holm as Bilbo, but here's hoping.
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Coming Easter 2008 to a theatre near you: "Hobbitrail: The Assimilation and the Pre-Squeal"
Smashcut:
Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the Hobbittrail, Hippity, Hoppity, hobbing all the way...
Off-Screen:
No proto-humans will be harmed in the making of this production..
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Um... No. There is a slight difference... (Score:3, Informative)
Look at the kind of language used. For example:
"I will kill you if you touch him."
"You fool. No man can kill me. Die, now."
"I am no man. AAaaagggh!"
comes from, limiting myself almost exclusively to dialog:
`Begone, fould dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!'
`Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be dev
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please explain the utter change to Aragon's and Faramir.
Fran and Philippa are on record as saying that Tolkein's Faramir was not believable. Having just re-read the series, I still think this is the most harmful change that they made.
the expanded role of Arwen
Political correctness, merchandising.
the presence of the Elves at Helms Deep
My theory on this is cost savings - they had a bunch of Elven props & animations from the
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I felt the same way until I saw the extended cut of The Two Towers.
I think the familial tension that scene establishes not only makes Jackson's treatment of Faramir forgiveable, it makes it better than Tolkien's original.
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Now that is a brilliant idea.
Oh god, no... are you insane? The Silmarillion was like the Old Testament "Numbers" but for people who fantasize about fucking elves. And yeah, "fucking" is a verb in that sentence. "And Elbereth begat Dorkagar who begat Losermir and Choadalwyn, and Choadalwyn began Unwashedereth who did dewll in his mother's basement."
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So what the fuck are the books for?
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but i dont think hes a perfect director. however, since hes done 3 of them already, id rather he continued to do them to keep a similar look and feel to the movies.
Jackson isn't the director for The Hobbit; he's a producer. The summary really ought to have made that clear. According to this morning's news, no director has yet been settled on. I haven't heard anything about a writer or writers. I guess Jackson will have a lot of creative input, but things could still fall through; remember at one point he was going to be the producer for a Halo movie too.
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Given the bad blood, including a recent "taunting" phonecall [msn.com], it really is surprising that Jackson would accept the project.
But, then again, money is money (especially when it's LOTS of money).
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Don't be ridiculous. Whatever changes Jackson makes to the original plot will only be to engage the audience and create a more enjoyable movie experience. For example:
Great fun for the whole family!
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There are 13 Dwarves in the hobbit. Well there are more (such as Dain), but 13 in the party set out to reclaim the lonely mountain... Bilbo makes the party not an unlucky number.
thorin
fili kili
oin gloin
bifur bufor
bombur
balin dwalin
ori dori nori
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But yeah:
- Cutting The Hobbit in two would be an extremely cynical way of milking the cow for all she's worth.
- Inventing further adventures for Bilbo would be sacrilege, especially with writers who take it upon themselves to twist Faramir out of shape becau
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Jackson isn't really bothered either way. He pretty much wrote a new story for The Two Towers, with a few set pieces from the book (mainly battles) inserted to let us know which film we were watching. And a Hobbit sequel will give him plenty of time to explore the history of Lurtz:
http://archives.theonering.net/movie/char/lurtz.html [theonering.net]
explain how the Elves developed the art of Shield Surfing:
http://www.theonering.net/scrapbook/view/7427 [theonering.net]
tell the sad story of how Denethor became such a messy eater:
http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/rotk/img/rotk0911.jpg [tk421.net]
get Bilbo's friends out of a tight situation with a hilarious dwarf tossing scene:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing#Popular_culture_references_to_dwarf_tossing [wikipedia.org]
and have Agent Elrond turn up with a sword at random moments:
http://productimages1.colony1.net/5851/Elrond%20Bust.jpg [colony1.net]
just in time for a bit of gratuitous decapitation:
http://en.wikipedia.org/?title=The_Mouth_of_Sauron [wikipedia.org]
Ian McKellen will be excellent, though.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IAYNYaNCz8 [youtube.com]
Though even Jackson has yet to achieve anything approaching the level of inspiration shown in an earlier adaptation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y [youtube.com]
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Saumel L Jackson? (Score:5, Funny)
For some reason, I initially thought of Samuel L Jackson. Wouldn't that be interesting? "Get away from the gemstone Mother F*cker!"
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But, Jackson didn't do that in LOTR did he? Except for some minor changes to the overall arc of the film, I found he did a pretty faithful job of it.
I think he's the director we have the least to worry about. At least, I hope he is. The cinemas wanted him because he has proven he can make the movies (and, of course, make the money) - at least it's not Uwe Boll.
Cheers
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He was thinking, "Goddamn, this Tolkien guy needed to get laid. This whole thing is one giant sausage-fest, and ol' J.R.R.'s idea of comic relief appears to have been, well, Tom Bombadil. If I'm going to bring these stories to a wider audience, which I have to do in order to justify the production costs needed to do justice to the material, I'm obviously going to have to tweak a few things. I can have turn Gimli into a goofball and have Arwen save Frodo, or everything else about the production is going to suck. Gee. What do I do here?"
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I don't have the text in front of me, but from the wikipedia article on Paths of the Dead: The only weapon that they required was fear...
Note it doesn't say that the only weapon they had was fear.
Peter and Fran definitely cut a shorter path through this part of the text, using the Dunharrow Men directly in the Battle for the Pelennor Fields, rather than using the more mundane original modus operandi.
I do feel that a lot of the flack that Peter and Fran got for their script arises where people feel (rightly or wrongly) that recreating the book in the movie is more important than making a coherent movie. If PJ et al had completely faithf
Hmmm... (Score:5, Insightful)
I suppose it could go both ways, the first way with Peter Jackson doing a great job of tying the two books together and leading straight into the LOTR trilogy, the other with Peter Jackson unzipping and urinating on JRR Tolkien's masterpieces.
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If Tolkien was still around to write books about those adventures and Peter Jackson was around to adapt it to film I may trust it a bit more.
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Hmm.. I'm not 100% on the timeline but...
Gandalf and Aragorn meet. The romance of Aragorn and Arwen. Aragorn serving with the Armies of Rohan.
Gollum pursues Bilbo from the mountains. I beleive Gandalf investigates the creature and discovers its history in this period. Mordor also captures Gollum at some point.
The Dwarves (including Balin of the hobbits) try and retake Moria.
Sauruman is corrupted by Mordor through the Palantir.
Sauroman corrupts Theoden through Grima Wormtongue.
Sauron, identified as the 'Necromancer' was discovered as the source of evil in Mirkwood and was driven out by the White Council, only to resurface later rebuilding in Mordor.
I dunno... I've seen movies made on smaller premises than that :)
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The rest pretty much doesn't matter.
How many versions will we see of this film? (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm really quite interested to see how Smaug is done. The 3D done well might really up the bar for many action movies, and might set a new standard.
However, the movie still has to be good - putting lipstick on a pig still looks awful.
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But have you seen the new lipstick? It uses subsurface scattering and revolutionary new food-stain shaders.
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How many versions will we see of this film?
I'd be happy if the damn bastards could just release the extended edition of LotR on HDDVD/Blu-Ray. Not that the regular ones are released, mind you. Of course you can get it in HDTV at any pirate site, it's a stunning example of pirates delivering a lot better product than anything you can buy. Pardon me for living under the illusion that paying customers (as in $$$ for discs, not "I am the product" broadcast) should get the best product available, clearly I live in some bizarro world...
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Why do I fear this "prequil" will suffer the same fate as the Lucas prequils, with Bilbo at the end screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Did he get some kind of wizard trick to summon the dead spirit of JRR Tolkein to write a new novel which to utilize as a sequel?
Yeah, it's called Christopher Tolkien. That guy has been combing his dad's ashes for half a century to dump a ton of excess half-completed JRRT junk on the market.
Actually, from what I've heard, Christopher despises the whole movie chain because he doesn't have movie revenue rights, even though he's raking in tons of dough from the inevitable book reprints and other merchandising details.
One thought on a possible "sequel" that came to mind would be an opportunity to let Bilbo go exploring the Old For
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Here's a guy who just happens to be a KID of someone who created something fine. Someone else, who puts his money, time and name on the line decides to produce the movie. The movie is a success (by most), but the risk was huge. We're talking a risk of probably 9 figures? But yet the kid who has done nothing, can do nothing, and has no moral connection to the creation thinks he is due some money?
That's the problem with copyright: the actions of an individual are prevented from even being done. If the rights to the movie weren't optioned out a long time ago, its possible the movie might never have been made. I can think of quite a few movies that are prevented from being made because of the rights of the long-dead authors being held closely.
Sidenote: Just yesterday I inquired by Bozo the Clown (Chicago's version in Bob Bell) didn't wear the Bozo outfit when he accepted an award many years ago (before his death). I guess the guy who owned the rights to Bozo's look denied him the costume. Even worse, the guy who owned the rights wasn't even the guy who invented Bozo, but a guy who distributed Bozo shows. Unbelievable!
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There, fixed that for you.
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I was hoping to see him as well, and exhausted many ears while lambasting that particular failure of the movie, while they had all the other stuff going on with the Ents. However, I would also like to have seen many of the Ent songs in the movies as well, along with all the other songs that JRRT took the time to compose/construct.
Or did I just miss something?
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He might be a little old to play Bilbo as he was well cast to play a Bilbo who settled down for quite some time, but much older than Bilbo was when Hobbit happened.
I'm wondering if they'll be able to get Ian McKellen to play Gandalf again. I'm trying to think how many recurrent characters there were across the Hobbit and LOTR -- Bilbo, Gandalf, and maybe Elrond (it's been a long time since I read the Hobbit).
Unless Sir Ian is otherwise booked, I bet he'd love to revive his Gandalf role.
Though, I must confess, I'm a little unsure of what this other sequel is, and TFA appears to have died under the strain.
Does anyone have more info on that?
Cheers
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In which case, this project should be in good hands. Sir Ian made a point of taking it seriously and becoming something of a scholar on the work from what I recall. Now, they'll obviously have to start with a smaller budget for the Hobbit than the LOTR saga, but I bet the film companies won't be overly worried about making their money back.
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Peter Jackson helped generate several billion dollars in revenue. Believe it or no, I bet nobody in the studio system would dare to say anything but flattering things about him -- these movies will succeed because he'll be given the funding he needs from the start, and the right talent will happily come work with him on it.
I mean, really, show of hands
At this point, Jackson is the goose that laid the golden ring, err, egg.
Cheers
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The Sequel's title will be... (Score:5, Funny)
From Silmarillion to the Red Book? Hope so. (Score:2)
I'm hoping for Christmas releases. Going to the movies at Christmas was fun for the three years of The Ring Trilogy. Especially when I realised there was no time left for Shelob in The Two Towers and I'd have to wait another year for the giant spider. Which made sense, considering how half of The Return Of The King (book) con
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Instead I think that the second film should be an "off adventure" not written by Tolkien but rather a modernized epic. It would be Bilbo looking for some obscure treasure of a distant relative where he pairs up with Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern and Eddie Murphy (Sorry, but with the passing of Bruno Kirby and Jack Palance I just can't find a suitable t
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This would make the BEST sequel ever (Score:3, Insightful)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EqMV_3JusXY [youtube.com]
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TFA, apparently sucks, read the BBC story (Score:5, Informative)
1) "Sequel, WTF?"
and
2)"Will Ian McKellen return as Gandalf?"
According to this article:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7150644.stm [bbc.co.uk]
the answers are:
1) No, there will not be a sequel based on some new not-created-by-Tolkien story, The Hobbit will be two movies.
2) Yes.
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ONE BILLION DOLLARS TO RULE THEM ALL (Score:4, Funny)
On billion to take them all,
And in the contracts bind them
In the studios, where the lawyers lie.
There is too much that wasn't said... (Score:3, Interesting)
Most glaringly, the press release doesn't have any mention of Warner Bros. MGM doesn't hold the film rights to The Hobbit; Warner Bros. does, after purchasing them from the Saul Zaentz Corporation. The only thing that the press release mentions is that legal difficulties over The Lord of the Rings have been resolved, none of which involved the labyrinth of licensing issues around Tolkien's other works. Warner Bros. has been blocking the idea of letting the rights go ever since The Fellowship of the Ring turned out to be a hit. I see no indication that this has changed.
Second, although TheOneRing.net has a pretty good track record, they've been wrong before. Several years ago, they trumpeted the release of a "trailer" for The Hobbit, and later had to correct themselves when it turned out to be a fan-created work. Yes, TORn links to MGM's official media release page, but the only other link is to The Hobbit Blog. The blog seems to be officially sponsored by New Line, but the only link to it is in the sign-up page (for New Line's privacy policy), and the only link from New Line to the blog is in the press release, which is also posted on New Line's site. There aren't a lot of branches on this particular "family tree".
Next, there's Christoper Tolkien's long-standing disdain for any and all film adaptations of J.R.R.'s work. There wasn't much that he could do about The Hobbit and LotR, because his father sold the film rights to Zaentz himself. However, Christopher takes his position as his father's literary executor very seriously, and the chances that he will give the nod to use of any of his father's notes for a film that fills in the gap between The Hobbit and LotR are minute to the point of nonexistance.
I doubt that this is an elaborate hoax. I could see hacking one film studio site, but not two. However, I would be much more sanguine about the project if there were a linked article from an industry publication such as Variety, and preferably one that went into detail about how the legal wrangles with Warner Bros. and Zaentz were resolved.
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(If so, it would be cool if they managed to insert a part of the LotR ring-finding scene as it is, retroactively turning it into a flashback scene from the prequel while maintaining continuity with the other scenes in the Hobbit film itself. Movie continuity is an amusing topic.)
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They've finally resolved, woo!
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While that may be true, it may not be the reason for the low revenue. It's possible that it just isn't a very good movie. It's currently running 43% at Rotten Tomatoes [rottentomatoes.com], which is pretty bad. I've seen the movie, and while it's not that bad, it's seriously flawed.
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P.S. examples are not from personal experience, and you can't prove otherwise.
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Ah, you're catching on.
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Short, hairy men enacting fanfic love crusades while singing Britney Spears' comeback album.
*shudders*
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First movie. The Hobbit: There
Second movie. The Hobbit: And Back again
Just like the iocane powder I found, I'd bet my life on it!
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Second movie. The Hobbit: Again
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This is, of course, a matter of opinion
True, it's all opinion, but even art allows for some objectivity. "Abject disaster" sounds like the small minded bitchiness of someone whose opinion isn't worth listening to.
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Life still has some good moments
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Whether this is a good thing or not depends on what camp you come from. All things being equal, little has an opportunity to change as far as the end product. Even if Jackson were to d
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Yes, because there's nothing the general audience adores more than a 20 hour movie, of which 15 hours are shots of people walking, accented by the occasional 2 hour Ent song.
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