The Truth About New Jet Pack Hype 205
An anonymous reader writes "This week a sub-$100,000 rocket belt was unveiled and will be on sale this summer, but that's the sad thing: it's still not a real jet pack. Here's a fascinating inside look at the human-flight industry, full of law-suit scandals, technical difficulties, fuel-economy woes and endless delays. The good news? It all points to the next generation of rocketeer research, with real applications for medical rescue and military technology actually coming on the horizon. From the article: 'With a little patience, and a little funding, we could actually have the pleasure of grumbling over regulatory issues we never dreamed possible. Like being limited to specific kinds of air strips, because the jet strapped to your back is classified by the FAA as an ultralight. Or being required to wear a ballistic parachute, because Amarena's Thunderjet design could reach altitudes as high as 10,000 feet (and, for the record, speeds of up to 160 mph, provided someone can solve wind-resistance issues).'"
Jetpacks are just a bad idea (Score:5, Insightful)
Just because it looks cool in a Bond movie doesn't mean that it will ever be practical in real life.
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> First!!1!
> I, for one, welcome our new internally combusted overlords.
> The problem with the "internal combustion engine" is that it is an inherently foolish and inefficient idea. That much power, in that small a space, with a highly inflammable fuel makes for a nasty combo. Creating that many small controlled explosions can be very tricky, even for a well-trained human operator.
> And there is the noise. I've been within 100 yards of one in operation, and conversation with the person next to me was impossible. They really are not fit for urban areas.
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Furthermore, the most successful noise-limiting devices on any jet - I'm thinking passby fans on turbines - adds a great deal of weight. On a jetliner this ca
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No, unfortunately this massive research thrust isn't aimed at making jet packs more practical, but rest assured, gains in reducing aircraft jet noise could be applied to jet packs.
The noise a jet makes is the result of turbulent mixing of the high speed jet with the low speed surrounding air. Some solutions are simple, like the chevron edges on the Boeing 787 [wikipedia.org] others are a bit more complicated involving heating, cooling, or electrically charging the exiting jet. The goal being always to make the mixing of the jet and surrounding air less turbulent. Suffice to say you're not likely to have a picnic next to an operating jet engine anytime soon, but it is an active area of research.
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They like the thought of walking from LA to NYC even less...
Some cool ideas and their problems:
Jet/Rocket Pack - Flight duration, landing gear gets easily damaged, excessive cost, safety.
Autogyro - Reduced need for airfield, regulation, moderate cost, training.
Airplane - Need for airfield, regulation, training, high cost.
Helicopter - Regulation, training, high cost.
Ground Effect Vehicle - Need for specially constructed thruways.
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People would call me The Human Spider.
Re:Jetpacks are just a bad idea (Score:5, Funny)
-dZ.
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Duh, his webs are bio-degradable (Score:2)
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I was outside Nathans a couple weeks ago, and this guy from "Fuggin Brooklyn, and 'm fugging hungry!" (his words, not mine) was eating 4 with everything on it, and one of NYC's finest was standing next to a garbage can, just watching the people. The guy from Brooklyn stood up, and literally tossed his boxes and paper on the ground, and walked right past the cop. The cop saw the
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But it would have to be more convenient than a ladder. If it takes ten minutes to strap the thing on, it wouldn't be all that useful.
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It couldn't be any worse than the SUV's I've heard lately with the 'boyz' playing Hip Hop so loud...well, at least with the bass so loud, that it shakes things in every house for a block.
If a jet pack could cover that up...it might be a welcome change!
I have to wonder...don't those people like anything in the treble or midrange?
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Re:Jetpacks are just a bad idea (Score:4, Interesting)
As for noise, put a muffler on the jet. Of course, a Harley jet pack would probably not come with one.
I would love one of these. I am so sick of being forced to commute along this predetermined, crowded and narrow little route along with hundreds of thousands of others every day. All that tension, stress, and road rage, not to mention the speed traps. It is so dangerous and inefficient. It would be simpler, faster, and safer to just hop the 25 miles to my destination. And so much more fun.
Just imagine a city full of these devices. People wouldn't need ground garages anymore. Streets could be dug up and replanted to reverse global warming and beautify the city (but leave enough for bike lanes). No more stoplights, no more running over pedestrians.
Bring'em on!
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Don't be ridiculous, how are people going to bring home groceries with a jet pack? Or a new flatscreen tv? Or a sheet of plywood? Where would you fit the baby seat for taking the little ones to the grandparents? Commuting to work in a thu
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If the problem persists, contact the program vendor.
"*&^%!! REBOOOooo...___"
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-dZ.
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Re:Jetpacks are just a bad idea (Score:5, Funny)
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So do you carry the shark, or does he get his own jet pack?
But seriously, many of the issues with jet packs have been exposed in 3 AM stoner conversations on super powers.
Ok, you can fly. Without the full compliment of additional super powers, the power of flight on its own just doesn't live up to the hype.
Will you be immune cold at high altitude? Will you be able to breathe in thin air? Will your arms be able to carry anything heavier than what you cou
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Some of us prefer to live in nicer/safer neighborhoods. And people that have kids...often want to live where their kids are in the better school districts (if not in private school). That and some others...like having some 'elbow room' where they live, and don't wanna be cramped up next to someone else....a nice yard or even a good plot of land is nice
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>>"Plus that stupid lander couldn't even land 10 degrees off the normal or it would crash, but humans tend to be able to move their legs around to compensate for that kind of thing. "
Nobody ever broke a leg when parachute jumping - they all did it when hitting the ground | tree | whatever.
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Reminds me of the comedian who joked "Why don't they just build the entire aircraft out of the stuff they use to make the black boxes?"
Insensitive clod (Score:2, Funny)
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-- Iron Man
It is possible to get it right... (Score:2)
BTW: this guy is FREAKIN NUTZS but I sure wish I had cajones like his - this would be such a RIP!!!!
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> In case you haven't seen it before, you outta take a look at the real jet-man. No, I'm not kidding. Know your limitations and work with them!
Wow. I saw this youtube video and all I can say is Freakin Awesome! I want one.
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You could say the same thing about motorcycles, but I wouldn't give mine up for anything in the world.
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http://www.c00lstuff.com/1150/Personal_helicopter/ [c00lstuff.com]
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You do realize that you only get ~13% more lift out of a hypothetical massless bag filled with "vacuum" compared to that bag filled with helium, and only 6% compared to hydrogen.
Further, the economics don't work. International travel by airship is slow* (compared to current methods) and extremely slow compared to a subway jaunt across town. There simply won't be enough people interested in it, even if airships are the only option, to drive the price down to daily-commute levels.
*Unle
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If you chicken out, you can always use the spray shop. Or just load your last saved game.
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old school jet-pack movies (Score:5, Insightful)
The TV series Wings covered the first generation of these jet packs and broke my heart when they revealed the true story behind the promotional movies. The pilot wasn't flying for the whole movie, of course, the film crew filmed a few seconds of flight, the pilot would land, refuel and the whole process was repeated and pasted together in post-production. They also dubbed new sounds over the outrageous screech/howl the original packs made.
Watching the film as a kid, I clearly remember thinking there's no way the thing could fly for that long, but the excitement of seeing a guy fly through the woods overcame my skepticism. Clearly though, even with the new films and fuels, we have the same jet pack, the same limited range, the same ear shattering exhaust note. Nothing new IMO.
You Said It (Score:2)
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>You can only store so much energy in a package that is liftable by a human being.
Show me in your physics book where it says there is an upper bound on the amount of energy you can put into a system.
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I just don't see how storage of any quantities of energy in a form denser than high explosive chemicals is going to be safe... and even that stretches the definition of something safe.
Well, yeah... (Score:2)
Imagine a pair of these in the trunk (Score:3, Funny)
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2. Jet pack (done)
3. Back to the future hoverboard (next)
4. Wonder women invisible plane (next)
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same problems as hovercraft (Score:3, Interesting)
and if classified as an airplane it was not allowed to fly under the Lions Gate bridge.
Some technologies simply don't fit in our pre-conceived systems.
Think of the problems we'll have when we finally crack the problem of personal anti-gravity for our vehicles
soccor moms (Score:3, Funny)
I just had a mental image of soccor moms firing themselves into walls at biblical porportions, drinking a latte, chatting on the cel phone,
I hope there is an IQ minimum *shudder*
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I hope there is an IQ minimum
Nah, IQ tests are too long to pass. Would be much quicker to ask people to spell out "soccer" instead.
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OK. F... o... o...
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Damn the parachute? (Score:5, Insightful)
Or any "reasonable" height for that matter. Jet pack use does not fail gracefully. No glide ratios or gyroscopic descents, just Ahhhhhh... splat. A parachute sounds like a fairly good idea here.
Glider? (Score:2)
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lift = 1/2*0.007*velocity^2*coefficient of lift*area
therefore, 200 lbs = 1/2 * 0.007*(25mi/h * 5280ft/mi * 1h/3600s)^2 * 1.6 * area
and therefore, wing area is 200 / 7.53 which is 26.6 square feet
Re:Damn the parachute? (Score:5, Insightful)
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True for the most part, but I believe a "ballistic parachute" has a mechanism to delopy and open quickly so it's more useful at much lower altitudes.
Wait, solving what? (Score:2, Insightful)
Bah! Wind Resistance Issues (Score:5, Funny)
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rj
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"At least that's more inventive than saying you slipped and fell in the shower," the doctor sighed.
"...regulatory issues ..." (Score:2)
(OK, it was just a child's balloon, and I didn't hit it. But I really don't want to come across untrained idiots who can take my aircraft out of the sky if I hit them.)
Why is it "not a real jet pack?" (Score:4, Interesting)
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Sounds like a jet pack to me.
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all models on the verge of availability are, in fact, jet-free and called, officially, rocket belts.
OK, I guess that's technically right. But is that really a "sad thing" that makes any real difference, or just splitting hairs? I'll take any kind of personally-mounted flying device without bitching about the technical means of propulsion.
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My understanding is that a true jet pack would be much more fuel-efficient. I believe it's accurate to say that a rocket pack/belt has to carry all of its reaction mass (in the form of whatever is blown out the nozzles), whereas a jet pack just has to spin the turbine and gets the reaction mass for thrust from the atmosphere. IANAAE, though.
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A rocket belt needs to carry its own oxidizer and reaction mass. A jetpack gets the oxidizer and reaction mass from the atmosphere. The difference in fuel economy is incredible.
Another difference is that a jetpack is regulated as an aircraft (specifically, an ultralight
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I suspect they are using rockets rather than jets because a jet requires a series of turbines to compress the air for combustion, but the (liquid) fuel and oxidizer are pumped into the rocket engine, making the rocket engines simpler and lighter.
All I know (Score:2)
Anyone know where I can just "borrow" a rocket belt in the south puget sound area?
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Yeah, I allready lost alot of weights. And I used some "65lb" line too! I have been slowly breaking branches around it for a few weeks now!
But a jetpack would be quicker, and might be able to retrieve the plane in 3 pieces!
Next, I may build a ladder into the tree "tree-fort" style.
Ducted Fans Instead? (Score:2)
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I will patent myself ... (Score:2)
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Wrong tactic (Score:2)
I kid, I kid!
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Jetpacks and Math don't mix? (Score:4, Interesting)
"The number of companies looking to sell them to private consumers has increased by as much as 33 percent in the last week alone... while last year there were two commercial rocket-belt manufacturers... there are now three."
Going from two to three would be a 50% increase, not "as much as 33 percent"
Medical rescue (Score:2)
Definitely. Now we're going to need ways to get 45-year-old men wearing a spent rocket pack down from the top of a redwood tree.
I am Iron Man (Score:2)
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Wait...
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A rocket pack weighs in at about 180 pounds, including 100 pounds of highly explosive fuel/oxidizer mix. If the terrorist could carry the rocket pack, they could just as easily carry 180 pounds of explosive on foot.