Blake's 7 Remake In the Works 212
bowman9991 writes "Remember the BBC's Blake's 7? Looks like the classic space adventure series is being reworked by Sky One. If they get it right (like the recent Battlestar Galactica revamp), this one has massive potential. 'As part of a drive to invest more in homegrown drama, Sky One has ordered scripts for two 60-minute pilot episodes. If successful, it will be expanded into a six-part series.' Created by Terry Nation, the man responsible for the Daleks in Doctor Who, Blake's 7 ran from 1978 to 1981 and had cult appeal. The effects were average, but the story and characters were compelling."
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It's Servalan (Score:5, Funny)
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IIRC for most of the series there was only five of them, and none of them was Blake. Cervelat the villainess was hot though.
From wiki [wikipedia.org]: Cervelat, also spelled cervelas, servelat or zervelat, is a type of cooked sausage produced mainly in Switzerland and in parts of Germany. In its modern Swiss variety, it consists of a mixture of beef, bacon and pork rind that is packed into zebu intestines, slightly smoked and then boiled.
I'm sure there a joke in your sausage appreciation somewhere...
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Stationed in the UK (Score:3, Interesting)
I was stationed in the UK with the USAF and caught the last 2 seasons of B7. I loved it. Sure, the production value wasn't great, but I loved the dark characters, especially Darrow's Avon. These weren't the clean white knights of some quest, these were the gritty, angst riddent, heavily flawed humans. There were no clearly the white knight hero, but there was clearly one single evil, Servilan. God, for the longest time, anyone mentioned "clip haired bitch" I would picture her.
When the show ended with the d
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Oh, have to mention something from when I was in Japan in the mid-70's that ties in with B7.
Most outdoor battles done on B7 and Japanese hero shows, Kamen Rider, Rainbow Man, Diamond Eye, etc, were filmed in quarries. Need a place where you can set off explosions, a quarry is a great place. Some were jarring, our heros are in a park or on a beach, then suddenly bad guys show up and we're in a quarry.
Of course, you knew when our heroes were walking through piles of rock the shooting was going to start soon
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Obviously there's only so far you can go with the explosion effects in such places though
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And, because it wasn't that well known in the U.S., more than a few number of geeks thought they were being terribly original by choosing "ORAC" as part of their screen/hacker/account names.
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Last I heard, they were Americanizing "Life on Mars" with Colm Meany as Gene Hunt. It's supposed to be a script for script transplant with American locations and slang. Scheduled for a Fall replacement slot from what I heard.
I do not have high hopes.
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CervalaN, the chief villain, was "just" a superb S&M Dominatrix-stroke-polician; in the last two series, she's backstabbed and betrayed her way to the position of Supreme Commander (a job title she pronounced with lip-curling and lacivious precision... though I didn't quite get it at the time. I
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Also, Arlen was by far the sexiest female character in the whole show. A lot of women on the B7 slash fanfic list I accidentally ended up subscribed to for a while had different ideas about the most attractive characters on the show, though. Not to mention leather trousers...
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Nerd! Neeeeerd!
Oh, wait.
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They counted the two computers too. (Aurac and Zen)
I still love the way they introduced the "ding-dong" teleport bracelets, then strung us along for almost a whole series before using the immortal line "[Ding-Dong] Avon calling". (v.funny British advertising slogan reference...)
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Her site: http://www.sallyknyvette.co.uk/actingshowreel.php?scheme=brown [sallyknyvette.co.uk] has a 5 min compilation vid which contains a few secs of her in a black swimsuit still looking gorgeous.
The effects were 'average'? (Score:3, Informative)
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Looked very convincing as I recall
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Yeah, it did look pretty cool. I just hope they don't do what they've done with Doctor Who, try and upgrade the special effects and some of the original character of the series. New Doctor Who is very hit and miss, depending on who writes a particular episode, and reeks of just trying to hard.
The fact is, UK productions will never be able to match the budget of US productions so we can't expect to produce the same standard of special effects. Trying to inevitably fails and, to make things worse, usually c
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I'm an American who loves Dr. Who, and I'm very excited to hear about a possible retur
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That's what made it good, it was it experimental drama at the time and I think the BBC gave the crew a long leash to play about. An interesting programme partly because of the story of Blake which had to written around real life events. Gareth Thomas was an actor from the RSC (same schooling as Patrick Stewart - and my cousin knew him enough to nod to). AFAIK, though this may be rubbish, the story was something like
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It was Avon's equal misunderstanding of this that caused him to shoot Blake in the last episode. And I think Avon at that point realized everything was over, which is why he apparently committed suicide by pointing his gun at the surrounding troops.
Of course, it would be nice if they could rescue that whole scene in a new version, but probably best to let it lay and ret-con
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If you'll take a look, you'll see that the Federation symbol in Blake is the Trek communicator turned on it's side. That's because it's roughly based on the Trek Federation gone bad. Instead of everybody works together, you have constant backstabbing; instead of electric razors that stun, you have cattle prods that kill.
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Yet BG still seems to hire exclusively hungover camera operators with delirium tremens.
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I'm American, and I love Doctor Who because of the stories and the quirky British feel of the whole thing. I'm not sure any other culture could have come up with a series that bounces between funny, sad, and surreal constantly throughout an episode and doesn't fall on its face.
There have been one or two episodes I thought were weak, but that's true of any series. I wouldn't complain if the effects were better, but they're not a critical flaw any more tha
Good Luck Watching It Outside the UK (Score:5, Interesting)
I moseyed on over to the BBC website [bbc.co.uk] in hopes of a NBC, ABC or even Comedy Central style of ad based hosting. No luck. I couldn't download and install the iPlayer either. I realized that cost Brits a pretty pound to produce so no hard feelings there. But there wasn't a low quality flash version for me. None. Nothing. I cannot figure out how to enjoy this programme legally.
Their site has two questions in their FAQ in regard to this:
The BBC uses Geo-IP technology to identify where your are based on the location of your internet service provider (ISP). This ensures that only internet users in the UK can enjoy programmes on BBC iPlayer.
If you download a programme to your laptop or a portable hard drive, you can watch this wherever you are in the world. However, you will only be able to download new programmes once you return to the UK.
Rights agreements mean that BBC iPlayer television programmes are only available to users to download or stream (Click to Play) in the UK. However, BBC Worldwide is working on an international version, which we will make available as soon as possible.
Radio programmes are available outside the UK in addition to podcasts at http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/podcasts/directory/ [bbc.co.uk]. ÂMany BBC News programmes are available for viewers outside the UK at http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/video_and_audio/default.stm [bbc.co.uk] and BBC Sport highlights are available at http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport [bbc.co.uk].
Do make sure you check for news on BBC iPlayer at http://www.bbc.co.uk/ [bbc.co.uk].
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Of course star trek themselves have done basically the same concept in the DS9 parallel universe, so I'm not sure how well it'll work this time around.
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Re:Good Luck Watching It Outside the UK (Score:5, Interesting)
Same reason as the BBC; they licence by region.
Really, it's a losing battle. Everyone I know who enjoys BBC shows grabs them from torrents as they come out then picks up the DVD sets when they get released. Most of us don't even bother watching the North American broadcast if it even gets one. Not only do they tend to be six months to a year behind but they are also edited. The BBC doesn't have advertisements like our TV does so when they get broadcast over here they have to be cut for time to make more room for the commercials. Also the occasional content or swear word.
For anyone who likes Doctor Who it is particularly bad. They had to cut an entire B plot from last season along with many, many character scenes. It's great on the forums. Every once in a while you get a new poster who can't figure out what the hell everyone else is talking about and it usually comes out that they have only seen the American cut.
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This is what the rest of the world experiences when they try to watch shows on the websites of U.S. networks. It's a shame, too, as the alternatives - downloading high-quality torrnets you can watch in your player of choice, for example - is already more attractive than being forced to watch a lower quality stream in an embedded player, complete with commercials. I would truly like to support the producers of th
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*does anyone know the best way to get ahold of episodes of new Dr. Who, The Mighty Boosh & (soon) Blake's 7*
I'm guessing you're American, so tune in the the SciFi channel for the new Doctor Who. Grumble and whine at them if they're not offering streaming within the USA (after all, the reason that the BBC doesn't allow international streaming is to protect its international partners, who pay the Beeb for broadcast rights in their region). It's available on DVD as well. As far as the new Blake's 7 goes
Average? (Score:4, Informative)
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Actually the effects were "state of the art". Just that they were nearly 30 years ago.
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Actually the effects were "state of the art". Just that they were nearly 30 years ago.
No chance. "State of the art" at the time was moving the camera instead of having the flimsy spaceship models moving around on sticks. They clearly did not move the cameras, because that would be a very smooth gliding movement, not the horrible wobble you see in the series. Another thing that struck me was how awful some of the matte paintings were. There's a backdrop in "Voices From The Past" that looks like a 3-year old's finger painting. It was all down to the crappy BBC budget I suppose. It's a sham
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They did miracles with the lack of cash they had.. But the story was what really drove it..
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Part of the problem was the director/Editor I think because they seemed to keep mistakes in rather than do another take. You see Jenna fluffing her lines and looking at the camera quite a bit, but they keep it in!
Avon (Paul Darrow) did a very good job I thought.
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I remember being happy that I had the same type of desk lamp that was used for the controls of the Liberator. Shiny props are nice but the story is the important bit. The plots and some decent acting shone through and made up for some bad acting (eg. Sulin), poor characterisation (what could a good actor have done with Tarrant?) and limited resources for props, sets and costumes. Personally I think a lot of th
Great show (Score:2)
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The new Doctor Who is a huge leap forward too, Ecclestone and particularly Tennant have been good Doctors, and the special effects have been good enough to capture the audience, whic
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There are plenty of parallels between Firefly and B7. Indeed Firefly might have done better had it been made outside of the US, especially considering the amount of character development involved.
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I'm afraid that I haven't got into Battlestar Galactica. The production values are excellent, and the plot is good too, so I don't know why I can't get to love it.
Well, you're not alone. I loved it when watching it the first season. Then they broke it. All the plots and subplots that had been set up, and which I was anticipating to be resolved, were basically set in stone, not to be resolved, because the series were a success and it needed to be able to go for 5 years, or more. Now it's a series about nothing, or everything except the stories that mattered. They broke it for a tv-contract. The paradox is, as long as there are enough fans that don't mind watching a b
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The next project is called New Caprica, a prequel series to BSG.
(I watch it for Grace Park, yummmmm)
Blake/servalan/avon (Score:2, Interesting)
In Blakes 7, however, w
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Half of the last season was the build up to and trial of former President Gaius Baltar, Ph.D
The main bad-guy for the current season is President Laura Roslin.
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Nope; the flashback-ridden boxing match was the last straw for me. WTF?
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Another problem is that the third season consisted of a lot of stand alone episodes. Some were good and others weren't. It really sort of hurt the seas
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Unfortunately yes. After they found earth they sent kids there to be superheroes. The series could go nowhere after that without starting from scratch.
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First of all, it's a strictly american view of the world (post 9/11 world etc - only the US connects with that), but as a show they took everything the original was fun about and turned it upside down.
The original Starbuck was one of the coolest characters around, mainly because the actor knew how to do it, the new Starbuck sucks big time.
The connection to ancient civilizations (Mayans, Azteks etc) was totally lost, and hence any 'real' connection to Earth whatsoever.
The settings
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Bionic woman isn't bad in itself.. it's still corny but I don't think it aims for anything else. What I do hate
Why the frickin' remake frenzy? (Score:5, Interesting)
But this remake frenzy, why? After a while, nostalgia just ain't what it used to be. Galactica died an early death and so I can understand the urge to see it again. The current effort's been a mixed bag, some are in love with it and some are just shaking their heads wondering what RDM was smoking when he came up with that shit. But please, where are the new ideas?
When Babylon 5 came about, JMS didn't say "Ok, so I'm going to rip off Star Trek and put it on a space station." Hell, no. He said "Look, I'm going to borrow a bunch of shit from the best brains in the field, I'm going to mortar those bricks together with a bunch of my own ideas and then I'm going to put something on the screen that nobody's ever seen before outside of a novel." And sure enough, that's just what he did. Firefly was the same way.
I guess what the suits are thinking is "hey, this concept was good enough to get the greenlight decades ago, maybe we'll be able to make money with it now. Certainly less risky than trying to do anything completely original, right?"
I can't wait until we can start financing this stuff directly, no more need to involve fuckhead suits. Pull 10,000 geeks together on the net and we can back the damn project, $20 at a time.
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That Stone Angels episode - it was called Blink [wikipedia.org] is some of the scariest TV I've ever seen. Definitely one of the best episodes.
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Audience financing is going to happen, but realistically it is more likely to center around producers, much like every other form of entertainment has for the last century. One or two producers get together and put up the 1-2 million needed to green light a 6 episode miniseries. Those shows get sold over iTunes or some other service as they come out. DVD sets with bonus m
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Yup.
Avon ducked.
Obligatory Wikipedia Link (Score:2)
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I found a pair of random VHS copies of episodes at a video store in Davis, Calif that _just happened_ to be going out of business the next day, so swiped them up. I needs to get me the entire series on DVD, damnit. They originally promised they'd have it for the US marke
Wrong show to do this with (Score:2, Interesting)
That's a very different situation from BSG, where the original was a good idea that was undone by pretty relentlessly cheesy aesthetics and a sense of writing that often did leave something to be desired. BSG aged poorly and rapi
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Remade by Sky... (Score:3, Interesting)
Have they actually made anything worthwhile before?
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The discworld stuff was horrible.. basically an excuse to stick the name David Jason on the promo material (no idea why, he didn't even have a major role). They just tried to put the book on the screen, but half the jokes don't work and it really needed a good writer to write a proper screenplay for it.
Surprised nobody's mentioned this... (Score:2)
Think Napoleon escaping Elba and the battle of Waterloo, only hopefully without the
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Already remade it once... it was called Farscape (Score:2)
Loved Blake's 7 as a kid, but saw it again a few years ago and it hadn't held up as well as my memory of it had led me to believe.
Great Show, But What About Paul Darrow? (Score:2)
No shakeycam! (Score:2)
Thanks...
Watched the original with breathless enthusiasm (Score:2)
BSG was on around that time and to be honest, I think the re-imagineered version is quite good, if you can make a cup of tea during the scenes where characters engage in Sha
Set a course for Earth, Maximum Wobble! (Score:2)
I hope they don't! (Score:2)
Much better would be to give it the Dr. Who treatment. The special effects can be total crap, but make the writing good, and do be to pretentious.
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Er, sorry, have you watched the new "Doctor Who"? The SFX are better than average, which can't be said for some/many of the scripts. I agree there are some good ones, but there are a few stinkers too.
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Fox has picked up Terminator (Score:2)
It will be in the fall lineup, not the mid-season lineup next year. Day and time will probably change.
Cameron will be back!
You know you're an old nerd when... (Score:2, Interesting)
Your two home computers are called 'orac' and 'zen' :)
I remember that one of the very few occassions as a youngster that I was allowed to stay up 'late' was to watch Blakes 7 on the TV. Fortunately my Mum was into Sci-Fi so she used to let me stay up past my bed-time to watch it. It was usually on an hour or so after Doctor Who had finished, so it used to be a double dose of Sci-fi goodness. Watched the first episode of Blakes again a year or so ago and my god has it aged! I am not really sure a re-make i
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Frankly, I'm amazed this "Seven Blokes?" stuff got mentioned on Slashdot.
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