EULAs For Malware 105
I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "The authors of the Zeus malware have added an end-user license agreement to their product. The buyer is, of course, permitted to infect as many computers with Zeus as they please, but they have no right to distribute it for 'any business or commercial purpose not connected with this sale,' and they can't examine the source, use it to control non-Zeus botnets, or send it to anti-virus companies. Oh, and they commit to paying for future upgrades, too — wouldn't Microsoft love to be able to add that term to their EULA. While it seems silly to imagine Zeus's authors going to the authorities for violations of this EULA, if they're anything like the Russian Business Network, they probably have an extra-judicial means of contract enforcement named Ivan. That said, this is by no means the first
EULA-encrusted malware."
Not Ivan ... (Score:1, Troll)
His name is Bubba, actually.
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Better luck with your case sensitivity next time... **Cue MICROS~1 fanboys**
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It could be that some network specialists love the MAC address , and are therefor MAC fan boys .
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In mine, you can't forfeit certain rights. Notably the one to decompile.
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Oh, wait. Except stores don't accept open, returned software. Well, I'm free to not use the software I paid for! Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket...
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[ ] Accept
[ ] Yes
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His name is Bubba, actually.
Now I know.
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Bubba The Terrible, first tzar of Alabama. He's one mean mofo, plays a banjo while his victims fry in an oversized skillet.
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astala-vista (Score:2, Funny)
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New management: (Score:5, Insightful)
While I want to stab em with a sharp stick like the next guy, got to say that they are covering all their bases nicely.
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"A man in a black Ford Escort wound his window down and offered to sell me some crack". Translation: I paid some money to a man in a black Ford Escort for some dope, and he drove off laughing.
"They're serving under-age kids in the Lion". Translation: The barmaid in the Lion asked me for ID, which I haven't got because I'm under-age, but she served someone else who is younger than me.
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Removing malware == DMCA violation, the next step? (Score:1)
Call me cynical, but I can see some judge hearing some well dressed attornies representing the Zeus guys saying that the user deliberately made the decision to dosable a protection mechanism against an "agreed upon" contract (and pointing out that what the software does is irrelevant), and said judge not knowing any better convicts.
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I mean, if you knowingly install something that snoops on your system and agree to the EULA you need to be kicked in the proverbials, but if something sneaks onto your system without you knowing about it what chance does any user agreement have?
Personally, I would like to see someone take Zeus to court about intrusion of their system. Wonder what the outc
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Sleeping with the fishes.
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Sure, sure, I realize there is a bit of difference here, but it sounds like they are taking the same business track as MS did in the 90s... well, more or less.
Foist it on them, sue anyone who disagrees. Buy the dissenters that you can, consolidate, conglomerate, soon you'll be the largest malware pimp in the world!
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In fact, I believe that, since there is a phrase to the extent of, "If you don't accept this license, you may return it to the seller for a refund," you actually can get rid of MS junk (see this happy story [linuxworld.com])! Though, the follow up suggests that it is hard, if not impossible, to do this.
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GP is answered by
if your big enough to pay for mallware
your going to be big enough to do something with your network
your not going to risk loosing your network
Infact this seams like a bigger threat than most EULA, your hitting them hard, unfortunately I think its just as flawed as a normal EULA, its simply impossible to enforce ( i mean vista not on virtualisation, mac on apple only hardware, it just dosent work)
Perhaps Zeus would be better off by making its money through some shady anti-zeus company that offers 100% protection from zeus.
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> money through some shady anti-zeus company that
> offers 100% protection from zeus.
You are making the assumption that they don't, as well as from renting out the network. Remember, the Soviets funded their foreign intelligence department in the 1920s and early 30s by convincing the Western Powers that there was a big anti-communist underground that just needed some money and they would be able to overthrow Lenin (and later, Stalin). Why shouldn't t
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran-Contra_affair [wikipedia.org]
hell im fairly sure were still getting suckerd by some war lords in afganistan.
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EULA (Score:2)
What's next, warrantees on IEDs?
Like the late Walt Kelly's Pogo said, "common sense ain't so common no more".
Oblig (Score:1)
EULA (Score:2, Funny)
Windows?
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Hippies all over again! (Score:1)
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Who are you? (Score:1)
So... (Score:1)
After all, every EULA I've read has a refund-if-not-accept clause in it.
Precedence? (Score:1, Interesting)
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Any ACTUAL lawyers here care to comment?
what precedence? (Score:2)
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Yes, it feels odd to write this, not caring that something is malware and just trying to figure out the legal position. I wonder if this is how lawye
A EULA for Malware? (Score:3, Funny)
EULA for spam (Score:3, Funny)
1) Allow all emails from our companies to reach your inbox, and you must read them
2) You in fact must forward these emails, or let our malware forward them for you
3)You must pay to have your genitalia enlarged with OUR products only, and you must continue paying for these products until you have the advertised girth and lenth
4) You will not delete our messages, in fact you will archive and catalogue them in an order pleasing to you
5) B
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Huh? (Score:1)
EULA violation (Score:1)
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Spose it is in some funny 'honor amoung theives' way, cept that the honor is only extending as far as their peers, not the people they are actually letting this loose on - clearly there is no respect that extends that far.
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It's the same with taking out a contract for a hit. The person who wants you out of the
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Example: Suppose I am a malware creator, and I am paying McAfee to turn a blind eye to the malware I create. I copy a piece of malware you wrote. You pass on an example of this to McAfee. They aren't going to do anything about it, unless you pay them more than I am already paying them.
Target Practice (Score:2)
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> to show their might and perform a few practice attack missions.
Then seize it, and run it for themselves.
Obligatory bash.org quote (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Obligatory bash.org quote (Score:5, Funny)
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okay so... (Score:2)
Norton Anti-Virus (Score:5, Funny)
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For fuck sake someone mod parent funny
I have my own EULA (Score:2, Insightful)
_EULA_EULA_EULA_EULA_EULA_EULA_EULA_EULA_EULA
By looking at my ID, you hereby agree to mod me insightful from now on. click above to proceed.
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sweet score on the Karma Whore! (Score:2)
I live @ 1313 mockingbird lane
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(360)555-1212
It's hilarious to some extend... but... (Score:1)
goes to jail. But... if somebody is sold a very poor quality of cocaine in a
drug deal they can't sue to get their money back.
Most jurisdictions will prosecute the crime but will not afford the protections
of civil law. So in turn somebody might get prosecuted for violating criminal
statutes, but they can't ever hope to successfully sue for lost profits.
EULA (Score:3, Interesting)
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Or you could turn the U into a V
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Honor amongst thieves (Score:2)
"By clicking on this email attachment, you agree to become a member of the Storm botnet indefinitely, and agree to never remove this bot. You further agree to remove all virus protection and open all ports on your computer.
Oh, and you have agreed to get a better internet connection. Seriously, how am I supposed to spam people over dial-up?
[Agree] [Own me] [Bend over]"
Something will give in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... (Score:2)
Now, their preferred partners will be offered money to detect certain malware.
It's all going to turn ugly. Very ugly
Dont you have to agree to an EULA ? (Score:2, Interesting)
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The EULA is for the person buying the product not for the infected.
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It's on thing the poster not RTFA, but you'd imagine that someone with mod points would at least glance at the summary... ah, it's
Sorry, as I've said before, I'm new here...
Unenforceable - clear intent? (Score:1)
Maybe not that silly? (Score:2)
The line "In cases of violations of the agreement and being detected, the client loses any technical support. Moreover, the binary code of your bot will be immediately sent to antivirus companies." makes me think this EULA is targeted at those customers, not the zombie victims. The second sentence basically says to me:
"We have customized your bot so
Works the same I think (Score:1)
Cool! A Minnie Driver / Anne Hathaway love scene! (Score:1)