I'm a PC and I'm 4-1/2 435
theodp writes "Microsoft's new Windows ad made its debut during the Grammy Awards on Sunday. It stars a 4-year-old cutie named Kylie (Silverlight required) showing how easy it is to use Windows Live Photo Gallery to edit and share photos. And while it's impressive that little Kylie is able to transfer a snapshot of her pet fish from her camera to a PC, color-correct it, and e-mail it to her family, what's truly amazing is that the toddler was also apparently able to read, understand, and accept Windows Live's Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. (But minors can't legally execute contracts, can they?)"
Dear God! (Score:5, Funny)
"I'm a PC and I'm 4 1/2"
They're assimilating children to make them smart enough to use their products? MONSTERS!
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> They're assimilating children to make them smart enough to use their products?
Maybe children are smarter than you give them credit for? :-)
Anyway, the license is not a problem - nobody (except maybe a senior lawyer in contract law) really understands the legalese.
Re:Dear God! (Score:5, Insightful)
I doubt kdawson has actually ever read a complete EULA either -- he simply needed something to bitch about..
Re:Dear God! (Score:5, Funny)
I doubt kdawson has ever read a submission in its entirety.
Re:Dear God! (Score:4, Informative)
Thats ok, I doubt anyone other than Microsoft's Lawyer has read the complete EULA either.
Re:Dear God! (Score:5, Funny)
Fortunately, Apple doesn't have any EULAs, TOUs or privacy policies. Those things are icky and Apple is far too progressive and serene to have them.
If this ad had shown a 4 1/2 year old using an iMac, this discussion would be about how many Peabody Awards it was going to win.
Re:Dear God! (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Dear God! (Score:4, Funny)
Fortunately, Apple doesn't have any EULAs, TOUs or privacy policies. Those things are icky and Apple is far too progressive and serene to have them.
Actually, Apple EULA is so advanced that it gets uploaded directly to your brain via 25th frame technique when you first boot into OS X. So you may think there's no EULA, but when it comes to a court, and an Apple lawyer says the code word, you'll recite it from your memory entirely.
As usual, OS X is all about convenience. Why waste time reading EULAs? Direct memory upload is so much more 21st century!
Re:Dear God! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Dear God! (Score:5, Funny)
Quite, my 4 year old has no problem browsing the net on macos, linus or windows. And is particularly takwn with the iphone and the scribble app.
Reminds me I think I might have to change my pin number when she gets a bit older. Not that I would use the same pin for my bank card as my iphone, thats crazy talk.
Re:Dear God! (Score:5, Funny)
...browsing the net on ... linus...
What, you got Torvalds to babysit your kid?! You ROCK!
Re:Dear God! (Score:4, Funny)
Really? I can see it now: Torvalds: "Sure Andreas, I'll take a look." Baby: *climbs on cooker, knocks over pot of boiling water* Torvalds: *distractedly tilts head towards kitchen while battering the keyboard* "Hey kid, what you doing in there?" Baby: *screams horrifically* Torvalds: "Uhh.. sorry Andreas. What was that? Oh, OK. Yeah, no worries, I'll merge it now."
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Trovalds isn't the only Linus in the world.
Trovalds isn't even the Linus you thought you were typing.
Re:Dear God! (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me I think I might have to change my pin number when she gets a bit older.
It is supposed to be a Personal PIN Number after all...
Re:Dear God! (Score:4, Funny)
Irony is when you mod a post full of redundancies... well... redundant. You win the Alanis Morisette award congratulations!
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I can second all of the above, but with a 3-1/2 year old. Kids pick up simple patterns easier than most adults do. Something about over analyzing the situation.
I don't find it amazing that someone without preconceived notions has an easier time understanding simple things.
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This is completely believable, I have corroborate it. My 4 year old had her own PC from age of two, because she was causing too much havoc on mine, crashing Firefox regularly with the mouse before learning to walk. She would turn the mini laptop mouse around and use it backwards so she could push the buttons with the palm of her little hand. At three she was able to drag and drop the mustache icons on Mr Potato Guy, with the mouse speed suitably slowed down. At four she has mastered Tuxpaint and is movi
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Not that I would use the same pin for my bank card as my iphone, thats crazy talk.
That's only because you know the bank won't let you use 1234 on your card ;)
Re:Dear God! (Score:5, Funny)
Not that I would use the same pin for my bank card as my iphone, thats crazy talk.
That's only because you know the bank won't let you use 1234 on your card ;)
1234? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his bank card!
Re:Dear God! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Dear God! (Score:4, Funny)
"I'm a PC and I'm 4 1/2"
So easy even a child can use it! ....
Wow, now I'm impressed. But I believe I have heard that somewhere before
"Build something even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it." ... Hmm
Now all children can surf all the porn they can handle
The plot thickens (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:The plot thickens (Score:5, Informative)
Me too, I courageously decided to install the firefox plugin when asked. It restarted firefox... then muttered about installing some codecs, which I also permitted, it then claimed to be restarting firefox again, but apparently just closed it.
I restarted firefox manually, tried once again to view the link, and was prompted to upgrade my version of silverlight. At this point I gave up...
Re:The plot thickens (Score:5, Informative)
I installed the Moonlight plugin, restarted FF and then it (the plugin) asked me if i wanted to download codecs. As soon as i clicked on Accept firefox crashed. This on Ubuntu 8.10 x86
Re:The plot thickens (Score:5, Informative)
I downloaded Silverlight in OS X, installed without restarting browser, opened the video clip, this is what happens:
* I've taken a picture of my fish tank.
* First I plug this thing in *plugs in USB*
* Then I make this photo better (or something such), you don't get to see anything worth it in the application, images gets more saturated and better levels.
* Then I share it with my friends (pre-typed family in a to-field.)
* I'm 4.5 years old and I'm a PC.
That's all, the whole thing is over in 15 seconds or so, so unless you enjoy seeing an USB-cable get plugged in, the result of pressing "auto"/"fix it" and how the to fields in an e-mail look you won't be missing anything.
I've uninstalled Silverlight now ..
Re:The plot thickens (Score:5, Informative)
Last time I installed Silverlight on my Mac was to stream the Beijing Olympics from NBC, and that was only because I was stuck in a foreign country where it wasn't broadcast in English. I uninstalled it pretty soon after.
So the bar for me to install Silverlight again is pretty high, and a crappy 30 second Microsoft ad just doesn't cut it.
Anyway, I found a copy on YouTube, so I can continue to avoid Silverlight a little longer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtilWL4mnhI [youtube.com]
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Why did you uninstall it after the Olympics?
Just curious, was it running in the background? Using too many resources while you were waiting for your latte to cool?
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Fedora 10 64 bit, installed the addon, asks for codec install, firefox crashes. Microsoft has deployed something that doesn't work.
Adobe can do it. Sun Java can do it. Microsoft can not [yet] do it. Keep trying. Interestingly enough, even though I have the addon installed, the main page still says I do not have the silverlight thing installed. I wonder if it is failing because I don't have mono installed? Nope. Got that installed... the 64 bit version anyway. I might get curious enough to figure ou
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Okay, decided I was curious enough to look at it. A simple way to get some feedback from GUI programs under Linux is to start them from a terminal window. So I opened up gnome-terminal and typed "firefox" to run the program. The terminal window receives error feedback as things run. Here is what I got when I tried to install these codecs:
Re:The plot thickens (Score:5, Funny)
Damn that Microsoft for making Moonlight, which didn't run on this young man's computer.
Blob drivers. (Score:3, Informative)
The problem is quite simple--you're using blob drivers. Try disabling them if at all possible.
Re:The plot thickens (Score:5, Funny)
Well I guess there's a first time for everything.
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Depends on whether you want to view Silverlight stuff on Linux or not. Personally, I'm quite happy with no Silverlight and Gnash for Flash viewing (set to start in "pause" mode).
Re:The plot thickens (Score:5, Funny)
Personally, I'm quite happy with no Silverlight and Gnash for Flash viewing (set to start in "pause" mode).
So you're saying that we don't need another platform for epelepticly blinking ads that jump around your monitor and covers 90% of the page you're trying to read? This is outrageous!
Bill tightens his fist! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bill tightens his fist! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bill tightens his fist! (Score:5, Funny)
its ok have hope 2009 will be the year of the linux :)
Easy to share photo's, difficult to share a movie (Score:3, Informative)
Silverlight? :D
In the age of Youtube, how hard can it be to share a movie? Why do I have to download a program first? Sorry, but that hasn't happened to me since Youtube was invented... oh, yeah, Youtube and google is the big competition isn't it?
Re:Easy to share photo's, difficult to share a mov (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Easy to share photo's, difficult to share a mov (Score:2)
YouTube uses Flash video instead so I really don't see the problem, except flash is currently bigger. It's not weird Microsoft use their technology, just as I assume the Apple ads [apple.com] use Quicktime.
Also YouTube video quality leaves much to wish for, and Microsoft probably rather host the video on their own servers.
Obviously they could had used WMV though, but I guess they want more people to install Silverlight, and it works.
I have no idea what sucks more of Silverlight vs Flash.
Can I install gnash in OS X? Doe
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I use to add &fmt=18 and yes, it gets better, but good would be a stretch. I've seen one video on YouTube in HD I believe, don't know if all videos uploaded in good enough resolution gets HD or not, bitrate still isn't very good, especially for the resolution, but sure it's better, googled for YouTube HD and found this:
&fmt=6 increases the resolution from 320x240 to 448x336, Flash 7 video @ 900Kbps; audio @ 44.1KHz 96Kbps Mono CBR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfWXRybZS4A&fmt=6 [youtube.com]
&fmt=18 incr
What? (Score:2, Insightful)
what's truly amazing is that the toddler was also apparently able to read, understand, and accept Windows Live's Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. (But minors can't legally execute contracts, can they?)
What's with this? Seriously, who the hell takes the time to read these things every time they're presented with one? What an unnecessarily snarky summary
who the hell takes the time to read these things (Score:2)
What's good about exploiting a four & a half year old child to sell product and does she realize that she just indemnified MS against getting used by her end users
Re:What? (Score:5, Insightful)
It seems somehow wrong to me that it is just accepted that people ignore online contracts, and yet the consequences of breaking those can be severe like with Lori Drew. Although different, it is not altogether unlike using a child in an advert for loans secured on your property "look how easy it is to get that new car, even a kid can manage it".
It's already on youtube, no silverlight! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:It's already on youtube, no silverlight! (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:It's already on youtube, no silverlight! (Score:4, Interesting)
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is it really needed to go into his private issues on public forum?
Re:It's already on youtube, no silverlight! (Score:4, Funny)
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Yeah, it's good no one else does so it's more obvious that Microsoft is... oh, damnit, you tricked me! DAMN YOU AC!
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OUR ECOSYSTEM ROCKS!!
Re:It's already on youtube, no silverlight! (Score:5, Insightful)
Even in my travels in the real world doing work for Microsoft Shops I haven't seen to many people really that Gung-Ho about Windows (any more). Most of them really don't care what OS they use just as long as they know how to use it, or even know what Windows is as an OS really is or where the OS Starts and the computer ends.
Most people take it, it is something I need to get what I want done and thats it. I guess there could be a radical subculture that are real huge Windows fans just as they are Linux Zealots on Slashdot and Mac Fanboys. I think most of them were from the Apple vs. IBM days of the 80's Who just couldn't give up their old arguments, as an Mac Owner who back in the 80's and early 90's use to be on the IBM camp, I had to break a promise to myself to never get a Mac, as I needed to realize the Ideals I have fought for have been loss. (Speed of DOS, Shipped with development tools...). Also I think a lot of my Fear of switching went away when I went with Linux back in 1994, where I learned how I could get by without MS. Then with the Mac with OS X with a Unix prompt the last thing I was hating Macs for were gone (or at least a hopeless battle)
Monkey see, monkey do.. (Score:5, Insightful)
.. does not mean monkey understand.
This doesn't show it is easy to use, it merely demonstrates the ability of a 4 1/2 year old to follow a set of instructions.
Re:Monkey see, monkey do.. (Score:5, Interesting)
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(ok she's not posting on slashdot, but give her time).
Why, you're subjecting her to emotional abuse right now?
CBeebies
Creepy name.
I imagine the Monkey v4.5 is considerably more advanced.
You made this whole comment just so you could say this.
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Of course... it is not "using" - PER SE (Score:3, Funny)
...If she is not able to code the entire Windows herself on a computer she built using nothing but soldering iron and some bubble gum wrappers.
Cause... how can we say it is "easy to use" unless she knows EXACTLY what happens with each keystroke she makes?
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"Click A, Click B, Click C" is no more easier than "Click A, Click B, Click C, Click D, Click E". One instruction set is merely longer than the other.
If she couldn't follow your instructions, the instructions would be hard to use, not the application(s).
Silverlight/Moonlight (Score:4, Interesting)
However when I click play to see that advert it changes to a get Silverlight button.
I figured since I have flash 10 64bit installed (with flash block), I may as well install moonlight since there is a 64bit Debian package. I am not impressed that MS own website did not recognise it.
I will also need to find a flashblock equivalent.
I'm a PC and I'm 42 & 3/4 .. (Score:3, Funny)
Another biased, hate inspired article (Score:3, Interesting)
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We don't hate Microsoft because of just any old reason, we have really good and strong arguments for hating Microsoft. I would go over the many arguments, but if you don't know them now it is only because of your own ignorance, or you are a fanboy.
We won't suddenly stop hating Microsoft because they paid some cute kid to advertise their products. We will mistrust them because they deserve out mistrust. We will come up with conspiracy theories because we know and admit to how Microsoft works (Halloween docum
Re:Another biased, hate inspired article (Score:4, Insightful)
"People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid."
Mark Renton from Trainspotting on why we bash microsoft.
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I always try to give him benefit of the doubt. (Score:3, Insightful)
Personally I am glad that Microsoft (might) get their photo camera integration/editing down for once, as it was always third party apps and utilities given to you, which you would have to punch a screen over. I never had issues with OS X or Linux at all, and I'm speaking about the 2.4 kernel days. gPhoto was what I loved using way more than the shit Olympus or whatever other brand name would give you for software. This was of course serial db9, not today's USB. Oh well, this is my little experience with this type of software, and it's nice hearing Microsoft will take care of things from now on. (I won't lie though, if I am ever in a situation where I need to use Windows AND manage a photo camera, I'll stay with a usb card reader and Google Picasa)
Awwwwww (Score:2)
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Oh please... (Score:5, Insightful)
Really? Out of all the things you could have criticized Microsoft for, you chose the one thing that Microsoft has in common with every other software company (an insane EULA/TOS)?
That would be like me saying "And while it's impressive that little Kylie is able to transfer a snapshot of her pet fish from her camera to a PC, color-correct it, and e-mail it to her family, what's truly amazing is that someone with an @aol.com email address was able to figure out how to submit a story to /."
See what I mean? Saying something like that weakens your whole argument... Oops!
LEAVE MS ALONE!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Microsoft after all it has been through.!
They lost their battle with Vista, they had to resurrect XP. They gave birth to Windows fucking 7!
Their new CEO turned out to be a chair thrower. All you people care about is... Linux and FOSS.
Microsoft is A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don't realize is that Microsoft is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about it.
Microsoft hasn't performed on stage in years. Its Songsmith demo-song is called "gimme more" for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.
LEAVE MS ALONE! You are lucky they even developed Songsmith for you BASTARDS! LEAVE MICROSOFT ALONE!....Please.
Steve Jobs talked about professionalism and said if Microsoft was a professional they would've pulled it off with Vista no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash a corporation who is going through a hard time????
Leave Microsoft Alone Please. ! Leave Microsoft alone! right now! I mean it.!
Anyone that has a problem with MS you deal with me, because MS is not well right now.
LEAVE Microsoft ALONE!
*sobs*
Child abuse? (Score:2)
Don't they think of the children?
Now the need the cutesys to sell products? (Score:2)
This time they went for the ethnic little girl. If this was a gaming ad she'd have to be at least 16 years older AND the cuteness would be an optional feature.
We've asked other 4 1/2 year olds on their opinion:
"I'm a PC, when I grow up I want to be a Mac" Stevie, Redmond, WA
"I'm a Mac, when I grow up I want to be Photoshop" Stevie, Cupertino, CA
"I am Linux, I passed my SATs toda
I'm a PC and i come with linux installed ... (Score:4, Interesting)
gah! vomit. (Score:3, Interesting)
gah, I watched the youTube version as there was no way I was installing silverlight at work as it seems like hassle and at home there is no way I am installing Mono.
seems like a fairly nauseatingly sickening piece of tripe aimed at parents who want their children to be computer literate.
in my mind the true path to computer literacy lies in a challenge - not locking them into a propietary interface that does all the work. but maybe that is just me. when I began programming I found it was the challenges of what was hard that kept me going back - not the easy pickings.
Windows Vista Graphics Viewer sucks... (Score:5, Funny)
The graphics viewer in Vista and Windows 7, is the most worthless peice of shit ever. It doesnt conform to ANY logical workflow for browsing, zooming, managing files quickly. Its just like its own ass backwards way of doing things.
Microsoft could learn a lot from studying some of the other viewers out there.
The graphics viewer doesnt even read a lot of formats used in production environments, nor does it respect embedded ICC color profiles. ITS WORTHLESS.
Its a toy, just like the media player, the thumbnail viewing capability of explorer... etc.
Why cant MS make some SERIOUS applications that actually get work done.
Stop making apps for 4 year olds.
I'm sure the online Live graphics thing is just as lame. Its another late to the game web service that others already provide and have an established user base and better integration on PCs, mobile devices, etc..
pfft, sending pictures... (Score:4, Funny)
4 yr old daughter does Ubuntu (Score:3, Informative)
My 4 yr old daughter logs in to her own account on one of the available machines (with password), starts whatever program she wants, saves the results, opens a folder on her desktop to watch one of the available video's and now wants to tag photos in the photo management app.
This is not your old Windows. This is Gnome on top, GNU in between and Linux underneath. This is Ubuntu. Welcome to the future.
Terms of Use? (Score:4, Funny)
Do you think that a toddler would have an easier time understanding GPL or that she is likely to violate GPL or Microsoft Terms of Use?
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You can't violate the GPL unless you are modifying and distributing. You can violate an EULA by looking sideways and sneezing.
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More like child abuse. The perverts! Call in the Think-Of-The-Children-Police(TM).
Re:Nauseating (Score:5, Funny)
Think-Of-The-Children
Fuck, now you got me horny again.
Re:Nauseating (Score:4, Informative)
Dude, the "Post Anonymously" checkbox is next to the "No Karma Bonus" button!
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Yeah, guess I should use the no karma bonus-button more often so my OS X bashing don't hurt my karma so bad, right? Because things can't go under -1 anyway so that way I'll lose less?
Anyway I don't really like being anonymous, I rather post things as the person I am, though I think it was 50% flamebait 50% funny, people who see it as a flamebait don't need to answer and that problem would get solved by itself.
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... and I don't think having a girl in an ad is "child abuse" even though she may not act natural, I doubt she feel abused from doing the ad but may even think it was funny to star in a commercial. So the reason I made the joke was to tear down some of the serious edginess of "omg it's a child in a video! porn! abuse!"
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lol! I certainly got a good reaction there.
Sounds like a good plan (Score:2)
Sounds like a good plan. If you're using a cupboard, always make sure it's stationary. I tried to puke into a moving cupboard once, and... let's not get into details about the resulting mess ;)
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Last I checked Kylie was a girls name, so I don't think your accusation against MJ is entirely fair.
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Most (All ?) of the digital cameras I've used are detected by Windows and Linux as USB mass storage devices. Both Gnome/KDE and Windows will pop up a menu asking you what you want to do with it. So it really is about the same level of difficulty under both OSes (except Ubuntu and the like have better picture managers by default).
As for the 'fixing pic(s)' part I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
PS : yeah, I know, I know, don't feed the trolls...
Re:OP is a condescending asshole, and it shows... (Score:4, Insightful)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
OP is flaimbait,
but so are you.
Re:OP is a condescending asshole, and it shows... (Score:5, Funny)
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Hi. You obviously have not used a recent Linux distro. A lot of people recommend Ubuntu (it is my second favorite), but I prefer Mandriva [mandriva.com].
True story. My niece (she's 10) recently sent me a picture she had created using a program called "GIMP" that came on the netbook I bought for my sister. I was s
Re:OP is a condescending asshole, and it shows... (Score:5, Funny)
As the proud parent of a Linux user I advocate throwing a bare bones slackware install on strange hardware, giving the 4-year-old the root password, and walking away.
She's six now and she knows if she wants to be networked she has to roll her own cat 5 and figure out the appropriate network settings. She's almost there. (Boy was she mad when she finally figured out I had originally installed token ring on her box!) If she wants internet access she has to hack into the firewall and give herself that access.
You know, you see them struggling and you really want to help them, but you have to resist the urge. Otherwise they'll never learn!
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Re:OP is a condescending poopoohead, and it shows. (Score:5, Funny)
You know, it's possible a 4 1/2 year old has parents...
not a chance. this child was born in a test tube and incubator at microsoft labs. She was raised the past 4.5 years in a crib that had every iteration of windows and microsoft products in it on flatscreens surrounding her. It's the genetic love child of Gates and Ballmer.
Who knew those two ugly guys would make such a cute baby?
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But then what would kdawson post on slashdot?
Actually.. you may be on to something here. Maybe kdawson's never ending stream of pointless and snarky posts about Microsoft are actually part of the Microsoft marketing borg. Anything that draws attention or browsers has to be a good thing.
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Get the subject into the punter's thoughts so that when they are in a purchasing mood, the product will be given consideration, and maybe even purchased.
Except for the fact that the product is free - as in beer.
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Your mom should be in idle and labeled as flamebait.
Ahhhh... I've wanted to say that all week...
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The GPL does not apply to and need not be accepted by end users.