Don't Panic, It's Towel Day! 164
An anonymous reader writes "Today, as every May 25th, geeks all over the world celebrate Towel Day and carry a towel in honor of Douglas Adams. The popular author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy died in 2001 at the age of 49, but his work lives on. According to the book, a towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Hence its symbolic role in this celebration. This year, for the first time as far as we know, Towel Day is being supported by the British publisher of Adams' books, who organizes a photo competition."
Coincidence? I think not! (Score:2)
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And I use a towel every day!
But maybe it's time to always have a towel stuffed somewhere to make sure that it's possible to escape the Vogons. Now - where did I put my thumb? OK, I don't panic over a missing thumb.
And still - all the way through the weirdness provided by Douglas Adams there is also a thread of clarity and irony over the society we have.
Few other authors have the skill to let the story change direction like the ball in a pinball game, kick out at various issues with our society and still hav
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Pretty much by definition, a "hoopy frood", being someone who is hip and cool, is in no need of any Salmon of Doubt, as their hipness and coolness is deserved and unshakable. And this is why Zaphod is a poster-boy for hoopy-froodiness.
And remember kids... (Score:3, Informative)
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Douglas Adams was smarter than your average bear (Score:5, Interesting)
-- Douglas Adams, Speech at The University of California
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Indeed he was.
[An extraterrestrial robot and spaceship has just landed on earth. The robot steps out of the spaceship...]
"I come in peace," it said, adding after a long moment of further grinding, "take me to your Lizard."
Ford Prefect, of course, had an explanation for this, as he sat with Arthur and watched the nonstop frenetic news reports on television, none of which had anything to say other than to record that the thing had done this amount of damage which was valued at that amount of billions of pounds and had killed this totally other number of people, and then say it again, because the robot was doing nothing more than standing there, swaying very slightly, and emitting short incomprehensible error messages.
"It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
"What?"
"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"
"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."
Ford shrugged again.
"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happened to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."
Re:Douglas Adams was smarter than your average bea (Score:4, Interesting)
Your sig is remarkably apt, after that quote...
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Democracy is a very interesting idea; it would be worth trying..
The human race as a whole is not yet ready for it. Most people don't vote for the one they want, but against the one they hate. This invariably leads to dual systems of two hated parties, where third parties don't stand a chance. The same thing is happening from the US to Romania.
Buy the books (Score:5, Informative)
If you live in Europe, you can buy THHGTTG with amazing discounts [bol.com]. Not affiliated with bol.com, just a satisfied customer and also surprised that they actually give discounts on this special day.
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Um, its not the anniversary of his death, that's n the 11th of May.
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How dare you coming here ruining a perfectly good uninformed rant with facts!?!?!!
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"Oh, you know, it is now 50 years since this author died [...]"
Douglas Adams died in 2001.
So sayeth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams [wikipedia.org] and the Google search results cached snippet from douglasadams.com, http://www.google.com/search?q=douglas+adams [google.com]
I'm sure you can find other sources if you want.
HHGTTG is from 1979; that is, it's thirty years old.
(No particular point. Just trying to add food for thought.)
It's just not that good (Score:2)
Sure, the 1st book is mildly humorous, but that's as far as it goes and the rest of them are simply tiresome.
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Do yourself a favour, listen to the original 2 series from the radio. After that it's all crap. As for the TV and movie, bah !
"Immensely durable science-fiction comedy that taught us all not to panic.
It may have spawned a BBC TV series, five novels and a biggish-budget movie, but purist
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After a north korean nuclear test... (Score:4, Insightful)
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Towels are awesome (Score:1, Insightful)
kinda busy (Score:2)
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The answer to all your posts and the universe (Score:1)
You guessed it 42
And Douglas gave it to us, Salute!
Doesn't matter (Score:1)
i threw in the towel long ago
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Don't Forget, Towelie Says To Bring A Towel!! (Score:1)
Sigh (Score:1)
I love The Hitchhiker's Guide, but fuck carrying a towel around with me!
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He said "but fuck" uh huh huh huh huhuhuh.
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Here in India, every day is a towel day. (Score:1, Interesting)
Seriously - a lot of people have a towel on shoulder in some parts of the country.
Sadly though, it is now only seen in (supposedly backward) villages.
Percussion (Score:2)
Percussionists know the usefulness of towels. We use exclusively black towels because they look better on stage, but they can be used for:
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I hear you can use it for a pillow or a blanket when you're sleeping on a couch...
If I don't post in this thread... (Score:2, Funny)
+ bonus points to whoever gets my account name (WSOGMM).
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Whole Sort of General Mish Mash. Now give me my 42 points, or better still, a PGGB.
So long... (Score:3, Funny)
...and thanks for all the fish.
Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:4, Funny)
don't panic
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So, ten out of ten for on-topic reply, but minus several million for not respecting the dead.
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So, ten out of ten for an intelligent reply, but minus several million for not getting the reference.
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Why should we respect the dead? They're dead, they don't care if we respect them or not.
Your grandmother was a whore.
It is the those that loved them still living that you can respect.
Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:4, Funny)
They just suffered a permanent existence failure... http://www.towelday.org/ [towelday.org]
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If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:4, Insightful)
since 1776 and there is a post on Memorial Day about a fucking holiday celebrating the fucking towel?
While vulgar, Parent is not a Troll. It is a comment (likely, but not necessarily, from a veteran) about this being an actual national holiday to honor our fallen military.
Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Who cares about Americans ? Douglas Adams was English. Obviously you got lost on a UK-centric thread...
Obviously your misidentified* UK-centric thread got lost on a US website... /. if you want to be belligerently xenophobic when someone is trying to explain another person's comment.
You're looking for http://slashdot.co.uk/ [slashdot.co.uk]
Oh, wait, that's a place-holder. Looks like you can buy it and make your own british version of
*misidentified because Towel Day is an international holiday, not a UK specific holiday.
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Towel Day and THHGTTG are by no means a topic that's specific to a single country, so one should keep ones reactions and comments in an international (and, well, intergalactic) spirit.
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I'm an American and I've figured out the solution to this problem.
Today, Memorial Day and Towel Day, I will carry a towel imprinted with the design of the Stars and Stripes. This will have the effect of adding to the already incredible versatility of a towel, as in a pinch its status can be upgraded to flag (in case I have to claim some land from invaders... or Canada (muhahahaha)). I'm PREPARED. The only problem is is that my BBQ attire has this damned ball of apron fluff that I can't seem to properly g
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Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm Canadian, and I do have may 25th on my calendar.
And it's Towel Day.
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I'm Canadian, and I do have may 25th on my calendar.
I'm Canadian too, but let's not get too caught up in ourselves: Unless it's a rare 364.24-day misprint, I think it's safe to say May 25th is on all (Western) calendars.
- RG>
There, fixed that for you.
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Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:5, Insightful)
And though it's Memorial Day in one part of the world, this site is a part of the WORLD WIDE web.
I don't think that your post is a Troll, but please recognize that there is more than one thing going on around the universe today.
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Yeah, there may be a world wide audience, but posting a story about a minor significance of a day 1:29 before the end of the day for some people means they don't care about people too far to the east.
(This story posted at 22:31 Japan Standard Time)
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I don't think you could fit 6 billion people in Greenwich...
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I don't think you could fit 6 billion people in Greenwich...
If you expand it a bit. You can comfortably fit 6 billion people in Britain, not taking the issue of how you handle the growth into consideration.
And they claim the world is overpopulated!
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So Greenwich is too small, but Greater London at 1579 sqkm would be just about right.
This analysis purposefully ignores stacking possibilities, because those are just too damn awkward.
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Assuming a person needs on average 2 square feet of ground space to stand in, 6.8 billion people would require 1263 square kilometers.
[snip]
Please stick to either imperial or metric. Don't mix them!
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Weird stuff.
Anyway, what's that in bogans per pub?
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Don't know, but that's a cube of only about a quarter of a kilometre per side so I expect it could fit comfortably enough. You might need to knock a few buildings down but since we'll all be cremated I don't suppose anyone will mind.
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I don't think the district is big enough.
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Actually all of this could easily be solved with many large space based mirrors to light/shade the earth as needed. Baddaboombaddabing, it's the same time everywhere!
Sure it would kill off all kinds of animals and probably heat the earth up, but wouldn't it be worth it to have it be the same time everywhere on earth? And don't forget we could have nice long days every day of the year.
Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:5, Funny)
I don't think that your post is a Troll, but please recognize that there is more than one thing going on around the universe today.
Of course. I mean the Universe is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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Peanuts? More like a infinitesimal bit shaved off an atomic particle of molecule that makes up a crumb of a peanut.
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Actually it's more like a *whoosh*!
Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:4, Insightful)
Have you submitted the article outlining the importance/significance of the day?
And though it's Memorial Day in one part of the world, this site is a part of the WORLD WIDE web.
I don't think that your post is a Troll, but please recognize that there is more than one thing going on around the universe today.
I honestly am embarrassed by my countrymen and women who ignorantly assume since today is a holiday in the United States, that the entire world stops. It simply shows how internationally stupid most Americans are. We barely learned American history in our public schools much less global history. Yay, federally funded public schools.
</rant>
Sigh... it's an American holiday. Welcome to globalization.
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On the face of it this is not such a stupid question because from the POV of a US person most of the rest of the world is in the third world. The US is big and people there don't generally need to travel. I don't think the education system is to blame on its own. Having the opportunity to travel makes a big difference I think.
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There is no "Ignorant" mod, so "Troll" had to do.
IMHO - they're synonymous. Ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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You could also argue that the people who modded him Troll are Trolls themselves, in the sense that they are ignorant of how much the holiday means to Americans and how sensitive they are about it. Which would explain the person's reaction.
Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:5, Informative)
celebrating the fucking towel?
No. It's celebrating Douglas Adams and his writings.
The towel is an item used to celebrate DA, in much the same way that you don't celebrate a flag but use a flag in celebration of your (sadly fallen) compatriots.
It's all about the symbolic value. Just as a flag is a symbol for national pride (which is a Great Thing when not done in excess), the towel is a symbol for (and manifestation of) Douglas Adams' witty humor.
Also, on slashdot, what percentage is American? What percentage has read Douglas Adams?
But wait... I thought the 42nd day was Towel Day?
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Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:5, Informative)
Memorial day isn't set for the 25th, its set for the last Monday in may. The two do not coincide most years.
Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:5, Insightful)
Thanks for reminding us that the USA is the most important country in the world.
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There are other countries in the world? Wait - there is something OUTSIDE the USA?
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Don't you just love the American World Series? Exactly how many nations compete in this "World" Series?
The Japanese wanted too, once.
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Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... (Score:5, Insightful)
So, yeah, some days are going to be shared. Doesn't mean they have to be mutually exclusive. For example, May 25th is also:
Cookie Monster's Birthday - I tried carrying around a cookie, but I ate it. It was delicious and I poured out some crumbs for my muppet hommies who ain't here.
National Missing Children's Day - read a milk carton, maybe save a life.
National Tap Dance Day - Part of me hopes there's a afterlife just so there can be a Gregory Hines/Douglas Adams smackdown for this day.
Cover The Uninsured Day - Pretty relevant, really.
And, the one you might be most interested in, National Smile Day.
Besides, Memorial Day falls on the last Monday in May (or May 30th, depending on how you feel about 1971 and the federal government), so it's really just a guest on this particular May 25th and maybe it should behave itself better?
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Because it's only in the US that Memorial day is celebrated.
Towel day can be celebrated world-wide.
Don't worry - this is actually a memorial of Douglas Adams - who died while freeing the mind of people from following the usual tracks.
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since 1776 and there is a post on Memorial Day about a fucking holiday celebrating the fucking towel?
Yes. And if your 'Memorial Day' is really so massively important to you, you woldn't be a) reading Slashdot, b) reading the article about Towel Day and c) taking the time to write your post.
Don't be shocked that a world-wide community (remember only 5% or so of people are American) which focuses on geek/tech culture doesn't follow what you think is important.
If there's something you think would interest the world's geeks about your Memorial Day, please submit away!
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I think you'd find that far more than 5% of the world's geeks are American. You don't find all that many nerds living in third-world poverty, but that is where you find the vast majority of people.
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GP said 5% of people, not geeks.
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I can't speak for everyone, but here in Denmark we don't celebrate Memorial Day, but there are numerous Towel Day celebrations going on. Last time I checked /. wasn't "News for US-nerds only" (even though some insensitive clods seems to think so).
I'm sure a lot of Americans have died since 1776. In general a lot of people die over a stretch of 233 years... I guess I'm trying to say that I don't really get your point. Besides, we're not celebrating a towel, we're celebrating the guy who gave the towel its im
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I'm pretty sure that much more than 1 million citizens of the US died in the last 2 centuries.
I'm also sure that it is beside the point. You see, Memorial Day in Canada is in November, and there are probably a lot of countries that do not celebrate the death of their soldiers.
Towel Day it is.
In Canada we do not have Memorial Day. We have Remembrance Day. Thank you, that is all.
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Note how everyone flocks to agree with you?
Guess you're out of tune - move right along...
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So many arabs, so little ammunition...
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hey, that's the tune to funkytown!
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Just a "Slashdot is US-centric!" comment here, but damn, it's already 4 PM in Europe, and I think past midnight in Australia.. couldn't you have posted this story earlier, for the geeks in the other parts of the world?
Are you kidding? Only 12 hours late is an amazing feat for Slashdot.
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