Superbowl Tech Ads, 1976–Present 70
Ian Lamont writes "Computerworld has put together a collection of interesting, funny, and just plain weird Superbowl television advertisements from tech companies — excluding Internet retailers. Everyone has seen the Macintosh ad that played during the 1984 Superbowl, but there are a bunch of other gems, starting with a long-winded ad for the Xerox 9200 from 1976. The funniest is probably EDS's 'herding cats' ad from 2000, but there are some oddities, too, including a bizarre ad for Network Associates depicting a Russian nuclear missile launch, and a very dated ad for Sharp from the mid-1980s. Intel has one ad in the collection from 1997, and it turns out that it is returning with two ads this year that it says feature 'geek humor.'"
Disable Advertising? (Score:5, Funny)
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This site is just a ploy to get me to turn off AdBlocker...
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EDS Ad (Score:4, Insightful)
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I really liked their "building airplanes in mid-air" commercial, but then, I'm an aerospace engineer and built an airplane in my garage.
One page link (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/print/9152078/Top_10_Super_Bowl_tech_ads?taxonomyName=Hardware&taxonomyId=12 [computerworld.com]
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Usually a couple days after the game... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:What happens during the ads? (Score:5, Informative)
11 minutes (Score:3)
During a baseball game the bat is in contact with the ball for only 7.3 seconds. And a two-hour movie has only 18 minutes of dialogue if you remove all the pauses. And a four-hour drive has only 5 minute of actual turns. And during an eight-hour workday a key on your keyboard is depressed for only 19 minutes.
You have to have a really skewed perception of time to feel that you're shortchanged by getting only 11 minutes of boom-boom action in a football game. I have watched many football games in person witho
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I look at it a completely different way. I don't just want minutes on field, I want actual enjoyment out of the game. I am a stereotypical geek who finds most sports boring; I won't even go to a basketball game if I have free tickets. But I like football because something interesting can happen on each play, and it has its own strategy, beginning and ending. While other sports (hockey, socket, basket ball) tend to just slowly flow as everyone passes the ball around to position them selves and I'm never
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That's true, and I don't go to live football games for that reason.
Live- my favorite game to watch is hockey (can't really explain)
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After discovering Ice Hockey, Football with all it's stoppages, and with the clock running while players stand around, is well, kinda boring.
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With cricket you get 11 days of actual play time per 3 day match...
slashdot effect (Score:1)
Re:slashdot effect (Score:4, Insightful)
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Adcritic got hit by the actors' guild (or whatever it's called), when the actors realized they weren't getting paid for the internet playtime. Most USA contracts stipulated royalties to the actors every time the commercial aired. I'm no longer working in the ad biz, so I don't know what has changed since then to allow ubiquitous internet playback. Maybe everything is shot in Canada now, where the contracts are less generous. Or maybe Youtube has just made it impossible to keep the genie in the bottle?
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Of course, I could be way off on this.
Why bother? (Score:2, Insightful)
Intel has one ad in the collection from 1997, and it turns out that it is returning with two ads this year that it says feature 'geek humor.'
Seriously - why bother?
Geeks, at least the type of geek who cares who is making their cpu generally don't watch the superbowl. I know it's a stereotype, but it does have a basis in reality. I know of maybe one person at work that I would suspect *might* watch the game.
If the commercials are actually funny Fark will let me know and I'll catch them on YouTube to
Re:Why bother? (Score:4, Insightful)
If the commercials are actually funny ...I'll catch them on YouTube tomorrow.
If you do end up watching them on YouTube, then the advertisers will still have succeeded. They care less about where there ads are viewed, just the number of eyeballs viewing them. The reason they focus on the Superbowl is that it's a media extravaganza, and the ads are a big deal, simply because they're in the superbowl. So, a superbowl ad will more likely have more views on YouTube than just some random ad from TV.
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True, but my point was that any funny commercial will get posted on Fark/YouTube and it'll get the same circulation. Why pay the extra amount to have it broadcast during the superbowl? Geeks won't care one way or another because we won't be there for the most part and that's their target audience.
Geeks Watch the Superbowl (Score:2)
It's Nerds who don't watch the Superbowl. Get it right.
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memetic mutation in action...
Better to be REJECTED by the Superbowl Network (Score:2)
Days before the game and the only ad I've heard about or seen is that stupid gay dating spot that every blog and media outlet in America now feels they are duty-bound to embed so as to strike a blow for gay rights. Next year you will see the most outrageous, never-really-designed-to-air spots getting hyped as "too daring for [superbowl network], watch them on [this alternate media outlet]." It will serve the morons right if the network *does* run the spot and takes their (unbudgeted) multi-million dollar
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Not just on YouTube, but official sites but not sure who is hosting them. AOL again?
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well if you consider dancers in HonolULU or a certain fad in the eighties related to dancing with a ring you might in north america figure out another streaming site that has been advertising that they will be showing the sopts
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because, yes, any effort to spark internal consumption of goods and services can't be anything good for $beloved_country.
I'd like to see when people think they outsmart the advertisers and marketing guy while sipping $brand cola and wearing a $brand cool hoodie, going to $brand web video site with their $brand over 9000 lasesrz!1 mouse.
We all know they make their own tin foil hats but I wonder how mu
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Re:Why bother? (Score:5, Insightful)
That is a stereotype, and it most certainly does not have a basis in reality.
I'm a geek, most of the people I work with are geeks, and about half will probably watch the Super Bowl. If you ask around, you'll probably find that around the same proportion of geeks are into football as about any other random segment of the population. Maybe even more, since "geek" is a predominantly male demographic, as is "Super Bowl watcher." I have a Falcons tag on the front of my car, thank you very much, and I've gotta say, that red and black logo on my red car does look sweet.
Granted, I'm not into fantasy football leagues, and I can't quote a bunch of stats or tell you who led the league in touchdown receptions, but that doesn't apply to most average Joes, either. I do enjoy watching the competition at its highest level, the ads are generally the cream of the crop and funny, plus a Who concert to boot? Jesus, count me in, let's kick off already!
Oh, and lest I forget, Go Colts! Sorry Saints, I don't hate you, but I just don't think it's not your year yet. Plus, any chance that Peyton Manning gets to prove that he's a better QB than Pretty Boy Brady is a sure-fire opportunity for me to root for his team.
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Double negative typos FTL. :( Obviously, I meant, "I just don't think it's your year yet..."
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Hey now, that would have been funny before 1998.
Matt Ryan is looking really good as a franchise quarterback. I have a lot more faith in him than I ever did Vick. Plus, we've got an above-average running game, and Roddy White is shaping up to be a really good receiver. Oh, and Tony Gonzales, 'nuff said.
The defense still needs a little work, but considering that most of them were brand spankin' new, added to the fact they did at least mediocre this season, I really th
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It's pretty hard to beat your nemesis in a big game when your nemesis got knocked out before the playoffs even started.
Make you a deal. You figure out some way to get Brady back to the playoffs, and Manning's Colts will take care of the rest.
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Yeah, but I'm not disappointed. The Colts played pretty well, but the Saints played awesome. If it boiled down to which team screwed up less, I would have been pissed. But after the first quarter, it was as close to a perfect game as I think I've ever seen from them. The Saints were on fire, and they earned that win clean and square. Congratulations to all Saints fans out there! And good job to Brees and crew for proving me wrong. ;)
P.S. Manning is still a better QB than Pretty Boy Brady.
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Seriously - why bother?
Geeks, at least the type of geek who cares who is making their cpu generally don't watch the superbowl.
Based on your small circle of friends? I could make the opposite based on the "geeks" that I know. Computer science majors, run their own web-design company, as well as build their own computers as a hobby. We've been playing in a fantasy football league together for 5+ years now.
You're also forgetting that the Super Bowl is more of a social event. I'm a Giants fan, so I barely paid attention to the playoffs, but I'm watching the game today because someone is having a party for it.
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You think geeks care about "social events"? According to the person you are replying to geeks only care about who builds their CPU and other computer stuff, there's no world out there where they go to parties, or perhaps build servers and apps to host their fantasy football leagues because the services already out their aren't good enough.
Re:Why bother? (Score:4, Funny)
The only people who think geeks don't care about social events are geeks who don't care about social events.
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I don't think these ads are targeted towards the geek that might have a few systems in their house. That's peanuts compared to all the enterprise level opportunities out there.
Unfortunately for anyone wanting to view the ads (Score:2, Informative)
Apparently they have embed to a web site that wasn't too happy about the extra traffic and has a user/pass lock on most of the videos mentioned in TFA. Some of the Youtube ones are still available.
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Half the ads on the article require a username (Score:1)
Half the ads in the article require a username and password, you would think a site like computerworld would be savvy enough not to post content restricted by login credentials in an article for the web
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Sun:Just when your competition thought it was safe (Score:4, Insightful)
Last time the "greatest Superbowl tech ads of all time" came up, they were already missing the iconic Sun commercial as well:
http://idle.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=440612&cid=22285924 [slashdot.org]
http://www.ephemeraweb.org/journal/1-3/decocketal/FTads/FT031/FT31.htm [ephemeraweb.org]
Still not on YouTube?
How could they leave out the "Lemmings" ad? (Score:4, Informative)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mISsehE7tp4 [youtube.com]
Now that's some smack talk!
EDS (Score:2)
I wonder if their new HP overlords will ever produce a commercial that is remembered 10 years later (or more).
Herding cats (Score:2)
I say that if you find yourself herding cats, you're using the wrong management technique.
Insensitive clod (Score:3, Funny)
Two words: Stevie Wonder.
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Stevie Wonder might not have seen the commercial, but he DID win the slugbug game!
Google's add (Score:2, Funny)
Slashed (Score:2, Funny)
Kind of like trying to watch videos on a slashdotted site.
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Except they billed it as "We like it because it plays with the medium, telling the whole story with audio only."
There were a bunch of words at the end telling me who to choose as my ISP. It wasn't audio only.
Dot bomb era (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnQMq5wtZcg [youtube.com]
And there was another one, from a dot bomb company (1999?). I can't find it but it went something like this:
Guy standing before blank screen
Says:
"We got a bunch of money for a Super Bowl ad. But it was too late to put one together. So I'll just stand here for 30 seconds."
Looks at watch and commercial eventually fades out.
Those two ads epitomize the dot bomb stupidity for me. The market crashed in spring of 2000
I still miss Outpost.com commercials (Score:2)
*sigh*
http://adland.tv/search/node/outpost.com [adland.tv]
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No kidding. I love them for their total political incorrectness approach. I especially love the gerbil one, which is exactly the kind of ad that pisses off certain terrorist organizations (such as peta)