Star Wars-Style "Bionic Hand' Fitted To First Patients 72
schwit1 writes "Three Austrians have replaced injured hands with bionic ones that they can control using nerves and muscles transplanted into their arms from their legs. The three men are the first to undergo what doctors refer to as "bionic reconstruction," which includes a voluntary amputation, the transplantation of nerves and muscles and learning to use faint signals from them to command the hand. Previously, people with bionic hands have primarily controlled them with manual settings."
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Re:Not good enough for women yet. (Score:4, Funny)
Hot dog? You poor bastard.
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Is that the foot long?
And then some.
1973... (Score:5, Insightful)
What is this âoeStar Warsâ you speak of? The Six Million Dollar Man perfected this technology in 1973.
Re:1973... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:1973... (Score:4, Funny)
yeah but it was in a galaxy far far away and we don't recognize their medical literature.
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Re:1973... (Score:4, Insightful)
Star Wars took place long, long time ago. So what is this 1973 you are talking about?
Wrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
The quote is "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....".
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Star Wars took place long, long time ago. So what is this 1973 you are talking about?
Wrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. The quote is "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....".
But along, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile
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Begun, the saga has [youtube.com]
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That depends on your frame of reference.
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Everything that's happening now is happening now?
Spaceballs for the win! :)
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How many library-of-congress's is two far's?
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The Star Wars reference was wrong.
My "fear mongering" was not.
Within weeks of my post, we saw just how ill-prepared the US was for Ebola. We saw failing protocols for medical workers, an utter lack of protocols for medical workers in other cases, an inability to quarantine infected people, an inability to effectively track exposed people, etc.
I was proven very fucking right. The post I was responding to said such a thing was impossible in a nation such as the USA.
Keep on tryin, though!
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No, that's not how it works. Tissue is fungible. A nerve from your foot implanted in your arm doesn't magically keep being connected to your foot, it behaves like some cat5 moved around. They just try to move their hand like normal and based on what happens the brain adapts over time.
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I think that cat5 analogy is exactly what I said wasn't it? If you move a cat5 from one server to another, the switch port associated with server1 is now associated with server2 and you're going to have confusion until the MAC table on the switch updates.
My understanding of how the brain works is that there's a spiral shaped region where most of the upper motor neurons run to and each location where one terminates is mapped to some location on the body. Without brain surgery, what was formerly the "toe" ne
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No. You're thinking they pulled one end of the cat5 out and plugged it in somewhere else, while leaving the other end in place. That's not the case here; they pulled both ends of the patch cable out, and used it to replace a faulty one elsewhere, if we must stick with the structured cabling analogy.
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Star wars is a terrible analogy anyway.
True, there were no automobiles in Star Wars for a proper car analogy. Land-speeders, sure, but no cars.
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This type of technology makes me happy. (Score:2)
I like seeing real progress in technology. Although, I think the idea of giving an artificial limb a skin color just adds to the uncanny valley. If I were to ever need such an implement, I would ask for a version that would look stylish, however not colored like a hand. It doesn't really fool anyone, and it actually would make someone stare more, vs. a Sliver or Black model. As their brain will not try to figure out why this dead hand is moving.
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I'd want the model with a transparent skin and casing, so everyone can admire the intricate mechanisms inside.
Re:This type of technology makes me happy. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:This type of technology makes me happy. (Score:5, Funny)
You could also fill it with blue LEDs and cold cathode light tubes so that...
Um...
So that the hand would go faster, or something. I'm pretty sure that's the reason for those things.
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Dumbass. It's RED that makes things go faster. Jeez, the technical knowledge on Slashdot is really going downhill these days...
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In cars, yes. In computing, blue goes faster.
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Re:Terminator style (Score:1)
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I'd want a detachable one, if only for the "can you give me a hand" jokes.
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The point with the style is to reduce extra attention to the limb. If you try to make it look too human like, it fails, if you make it too robotic it fail... There is a middle ground, where they don't try to mimic the look of the limb, but they also don't look too much out of place to draw attention either.
Monster Garage It! (Score:3)
Interchangeable devices...Power drill, Sander, Dildo for the Ladies!
Re:This type of technology makes me happy. (Score:4, Interesting)
It doesn't really fool anyone, and it actually would make someone stare more, vs. a Sliver or Black model. As their brain will not try to figure out why this dead hand is moving.
I take it you haven't actually ever seen a good prosthetic limb, then... ...or you have, but didn't know it.
As the saying goes, you can fool all of the people some of the time, and that's what prosthetic devices are designed to do. The fellow diner lifting his glass to drink, or the empty hand of a pedestrian walking down the street, or the passenger on the opposite seat on a bus... How often do you actually look at their hands long enough to consider how perfectly their skin color matches your expectations? Do you interact enough with them to notice how their skin folds?
Common situations like that are where a more obvious skin color brings even more staring, questions, prejudice, and pity. Current skin doesn't work well enough to fool someone who's looking, but for most common occurrences, it's close enough to be ignored, and that's the desired reaction. Silver or black will have every child (and many adults) pointing and staring, which is usually not so desired.
Really? (Score:1)
They used "manual" settings? Handy!
Six Million Dollar Man, FTW (Score:2)
The Six Million Dollar Man predates StarWars and bionics, m'kay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
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Proofreading... (Score:2)
The technology's great - something that I feel was inevitable, yet still a tremendous breakthrough.
That being said, does no one proofread anymore?
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Obviously the limbs couldn't be fitted with prosthetics until they had stopped moving.
Ob. (Score:2)
Well, as well as one can carry on when they're more machine now than man, twisted and evil.
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I'm wondering. If the nerve transplant alllows use of the bionic hand, why wouldn't it allow use of the nerve damaged hand?
It probably would be safer with a fake hand as feeling probably would remain gone so burns and other damaging injutirs could go undetected wherd its not so mucb a health concern with tbe bionic hand. I dunno, maybe there is something moe technical or maybe it a "because i can" thing.
Did i read that right? (Score:4, Insightful)
A stepping stone anyway. (Score:2)
A stepping stone anyway. (Score:2)
Manual, Schmanual (Score:2)
"Previously, people with bionic hands have primarily controlled them with manual ..."
OK, got that, we can't have 'manual' stuff with hands.
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Sounds as useful as a solar-powered flashlight.
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Many realism-emphasizing prosthetic hands are little more than flexible wires inside a synthetic skin. Controlling the position of the prosthetic fingers means reaching over with the other hand and adjusting them.
In other news, I have used two kinds of solar-powered flashlight. One was a lantern with a battery inside, so a few hours sitting in the sun (like on the bow of a canoe) provided several hours of light that evening. The other was a home-built contraption for getting a bit more light inside a cabin
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When you injure the Brachial Plexus, there is virtually nothing you can do to get that arm working again, especially if the damage is complete. That arm or hand is basically dead, and will hang off of your shoulder for the rest of your life, getting in the way, getting injured and infected, dragging itself out of the shoulder socket, distorting your spinal column and causing continuous pain.
Voluntary amputation is seen as a blessing after a long enough time of that horror.
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Star Wars? (Score:3)
http://press.thelancet.com/bio... [thelancet.com]
No more page views for clickbaiting whores from Telegraph, please.
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Speaking of Star Wars, Slashdot needs to change their Star Wars icon from R2D2 to Robot Head on a Soccer Ball.
Use the insurance, Luke! (Score:3)
Expensive this new prosthetic will be.
Cool hand, Luke (Score:2)