Missouri Highway Patrol Mistakenly Sends Batman-themed Alert (apnews.com) 76
The Missouri State Highway Patrol alert sent cellphones blaring statewide: Authorities in Gotham City, Missouri, were searching for a purple and green 1978 Dodge 3700GT. From a report: But there is no Gotham City, Missouri, and the car referenced was the one used by the Joker in the 1989 "Batman" movie. Soon after the Tuesday evening alert, the patrol sent another saying to disregard it. In a brief news release, the patrol said a routine test of Missouri's Blue Alert system was inadvertently transmitted statewide. The system is meant to let the public know when a police officer is killed or seriously injured in the line of duty.
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Did it work?
Nope. I heard [allnurseryrhymes.com] that bells jingled, Batman smelled, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and Joker got away...
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Yes; the test succeeded and proved that the system failed. The system has inadequate safeguards to stop inadvertent sending of messages. As with developers everywhere, the developers will blame the testing team and attempt to do a kind of cover up.
Re:Blue Lives Matter (Score:5, Insightful)
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> keep you safe
What a fucking joke. A cop is more likely to kick your ass and arrest you for no reason than to help you in any way.
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You left out a critical word. "supposed" America has a very specific problem with police which needs to be addressed. Police are "supposed" to keep you safe.
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> Cops aren't some underclass of servant.
Nor are they overlords that are above the law. Respect is a two-way street, as is politeness.
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Underclass is your word, and they certainly claim to be servants. [lapdonline.org]
Or is public servant [uslegal.com] simply PR to defuse the more negative connotation that comes from wielding unchecked power: overlord.
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Are they? Seems to me they are to keep the populace in line and generate revenue through citations, when that gets boring they play kicking-your-ass or pokemon. A government sanctioned gang really, you are not in their gang and you are in their territory.
https://www.theregister.com/20... [theregister.com]
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Are they? Seems to me they are to keep the populace in line and generate revenue through citations
That's a very American view of policing. Your assertion that this is what they are "supposed to do" makes you part of the problem.
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And for the minority of law abiding citizens, well they're minorities [nypost.com], so f*ck 'em.
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Poe's law strikes again. Or are you just projecting your own beliefs on me?
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They don't? [firefighte...ecalls.com]
A Florida firefighter was attacked struck in the head with an ax while treating a patient Wednesday.
The incident happened as Osceola County Fire Rescue crews responded to a call concerning a woman having breathing trouble at her Kissimmee home, WKMG-TV reports. As firefighters were taking care of the woman, her son came out of the house brandishing
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I remember hearing one about an EMT who was thrown out of an apartment building window by an irate boyfriend whose girlfriend was delivering his child. I'm trying to recall if that was Florida too. In any case, it looks like it was actually the grandmother who was having breathing issues due to COVID-19 and her grandson, Dustin Noll, who has mental issues, thought it was an "invasion" and went came in swinging an axe.
Re: Blue Lives Matter (Score:2)
"Firefighters don't have to tackle people who want them dead as part of their job."
Apparently, there isn't a bunch of people who are gacked up on drugs or highly mentally unstable in your town.
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To warn them someone is killing the people supposed to keep you safe.
Why? What do they expect me to do about it?
Someone has just killed a cop. The alert with description goes out. I happen to see the person fitting that description in line behind be at the 7-11. And he spots me spotting him.
No. Just no.
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> No. Just no.
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> Have gnu, will travel.
"Good times create weak men."... we're definitely coming into a fourth turning.
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Yes, we are. Even if he did try to stop the murderer he would probably be prosecuted for it.
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No one is expecting you to confront an armed cop. However, he could run away and tell an adult.
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Yea I don't get this. It seems like this system would be more useful for sending alerts where the police think having the public know something is going to help public safety. Why limit it only to a dangerous person who killed a cop? There are dangerous people who have not killed a cop. In addition it sounds a little like the alert goes out if a cop is killed but there is no known danger (ie the perpretator is dead or captured and has no accomplices). Then it is News which probably should not be sent on an
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> The system is meant to let the public know when a police officer is killed or seriously injured in the line of duty.
I was told in 2020 that Blue Lives Matter was racist. Is it non-racist to care if a cop is killed again?
Racism is based on race. I don't know if there is a word for bigotry based on occupation.
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a small army to kick the shit out of the Irish if they get to rowdy
Guess who went into police work in big cites?
Burakumin (Score:2)
The police however are absolutely not one of the castes or classes used as an underclass. It's the opposite. They're t
Re: Burakumin (Score:2)
Where's the <p>? Running down your leg
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A sure way to get on the wrong side of the Japanese.
That's almost useful (Score:3, Insightful)
How about an alert when a regular person is injured or killed in a cop's line of duty.
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when the fuck has that mattered
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Yes, until they are better at not shooting people in the back or unarmed civilians and remove qualified immunity.
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Cops rarely bother the ones with guns. That's why the FBI doesn't trust them any more.
https://www.theguardian.com/us... [theguardian.com]
https://www.theguardian.com/co... [theguardian.com]
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How about an alert when a regular person is injured or killed in a cop's line of duty.
Its called Twitter
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Totally agree. https://www.chron.com/news/hou... [chron.com]
Driving double the speed limit with one hand in the rain, loses control, hits a pedestrian on the sidewalk. You or me would be sitting in jail right now.
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Re:WTF? (Score:4, Insightful)
It is a system similar to an Amber alert to let the public know that they should be on the lookout for dangerous individuals (either to aid in the capture of said individual(s) or to avoid them). There are specific requirement before these alerts go out.
III. BLUE ALERT CRITERIA
A. Definition: (RsMO 650.520) A Blue Alert is authorized when:
1. a law enforcement officer is killed or seriously injured in the line of duty; or
2. an officer is missing in connection with official duties; or
3. there is an imminent and credible threat to kill or seriously injure a law enforcement officer; and
4. there is actionable information known about a suspect for a public notification to be helpful to law enforcement; and
5. the law enforcement agency involved requests or approves the alert being issued
https://www.mshp.dps.missouri.... [missouri.gov]
Take special not that the last two requirement are "and" requirements. This means that not only does an officer have to be in danger of being " killed or seriously injured in the line of duty" but there also has to be "actionable information known about a suspect for a public notification to be helpful to law enforcement" AND "the law enforcement agency involved requests or approves the alert being issued".
If the information released isn't "helpful to law enforcement" then the alert shouldn't be issued.
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There are specific requirement before these alerts go out.
Well, obviously not. I don't believe the Joker killed or injured any cops in that movie.
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No, that's just the writer's opinion.
Look at the text of the message, it's similar to an Amber alert. The obvious intent of this message is to inform people that a crime was just committed and that the police need urgent help looking for the suspect.
If you disagree about what kinds of crimes should trigger an alert like this, talk to your city or county officials.
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and it's wrong-headed thinking. We need alert when civilian killed and the murderer is on the loose. Of course, in some places that murderer would be the police.
Police have dangerous job, we can learn of their deaths in the news.
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Re: WTF? (Score:2)
and it's wrong-headed thinking. We need alert when civilian killed and the murderer is on the loose. Of course, in some places that murderer would be the police.
Police have dangerous job, we can learn of their deaths in the news.
Uh... or both? So someone kills a cop in your vicinity and you're like "good, everything is fine, I'll listen to this tomorrow on the news", and not "Urgent police reform is needed and right now this motherfucker just killed a cop, is still armed, has questionable motivations and inhibitions, is probably engaged in an increasingly desperate evasion. Maybe I should GTFO now and post to /. later."
Just trying to be clear, I mean, really man?
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You're confused, in my area, Chicago, the police murder more often than get murdered, also they arrest pretty women and rape them and claim they were suspected prostitute, and also they pick fights and beat up civilians (including bar maids) in bar. All of this proven with cursory google news search.
So tell me again to cry for the blue smurf that got whacked.
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Re:WTF? (Score:5, Interesting)
Are they going to send alerts when a cop dies from Covid? It was their number one cause of death for two years straight. https://www.npr.org/2022/01/12... [npr.org]
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Of course not, that'd be political /s
Re: WTF? (Score:2)
Bruh, this is for something in progress, like an amber alert.
Duh.
Like a dude just shot a cop, and maybe you should look out because people that do that might, IDK, also decide they need your car more than you do at the moment. The most hardcore defund the police bumper sticker isn't going to save me or you from someone that just shot a cop and is looking for an escape. Can we agree that police reform good and notifying the public about an imminent threat to their safety also good?
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Test messages should be evident... (Score:5, Informative)
Citing a fictional city and a fictional car is much better than blasting out something like [wikipedia.org]:
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How about, I dunno.... TEST CITY and TEST VEHICLE ?
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That's less likely to be mistaken, maybe, but it's BORING. Most people have better things to do than sit around looking for things to say "That's Not Funny!" about.
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The Batmobile lost a wheel.
And the Joker got away?
It was the Riddler (Score:2)
Also, timely given the new Batman movie.
an option was incorrectly selected do they use? HA (Score:2)
an option was incorrectly selected do they use the same system that Hawaii used in 2008?
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inappropriate use of emergency channel (Score:4, Insightful)
I think it is a very inappropriate use of an emergency channel to announce the death or injury of a LEO without any other context. That information is not an emergency situation for the public. It does not help the public with regard to its safety or actions. This kind of news can be broadcast via news channels as well as Twitter etc.
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Yeah this sort of thing is why I have all alerts disabled on my phone. These sorts of features get added with the best of intentions, but the combination of bureaucrats + political pressure invariably leads to abuse of any system like this.
It's Missouri (Score:2)
Have you people not been to Missouri? Who's to say there isn't a green 1978 Dodge 3700GT driving around?
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Given we're talking about Missouri - shouldn't the burden of proof be on the person making the claim?
It is the "show me" state, after all.
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Robin (Score:2)
Holy send-to-all, Batman!
This made my ... (Score:1)
... day, roflmao and kudo's to that dispatcher I love his/hers humor.
Humor at work - Harmless (Score:1)