William Gibson's 'Neuromancer' to Become a Series on Apple TV+ 149
It's been adapted into a graphic novel, a videogame, a radio play, and an opera, according to Wikipedia — which also describes years of trying to adapt Neuromancer into a movie. "The landmark 1984 cyberpunk novel has been on Hollywood's wishlist for decades," writes Gizmodo, "with multiple filmmakers attempting to bring it to the big screen." (Back in 2010, Slashdot's CmdrTaco even posted an update with the headline "Neuromancer Movie In Your Future?" with a 2011 story promising the movie deal was "moving forward....")
But now Deadline reports it's becoming a 10-episode series on Apple TV+ (co-produced by Apple Studios) starring Callum Turner and Brianna Middleton: Created for television by Graham Roland and JD Dillard, Neuromancer follows a damaged, top-rung super-hacker named Case (Turner) who is thrust into a web of digital espionage and high stakes crime with his partner Molly (Middleton), a razor-girl assassin with mirrored eyes, aiming to pull a heist on a corporate dynasty with untold secrets.
More from Gizmodo: "We're incredibly excited to be bringing this iconic property to Apple TV+," Roland and Dillard said in a statement. "Since we became friends nearly 10 years ago, we've looked for something to team up on, so this collaboration marks a dream come true. Neuromancer has inspired so much of the science fiction that's come after it and we're looking forward to bringing television audiences into Gibson's definitive 'cyberpunk' world."
The novel launched Gibson's "Sprawl" trilogy of novels (building on the dystopia in his 1982 short story "Burning Chrome"), also resurrecting the "Molly Millions" character from Johnny Mnemonic — an even earlier short story from 1981...
But now Deadline reports it's becoming a 10-episode series on Apple TV+ (co-produced by Apple Studios) starring Callum Turner and Brianna Middleton: Created for television by Graham Roland and JD Dillard, Neuromancer follows a damaged, top-rung super-hacker named Case (Turner) who is thrust into a web of digital espionage and high stakes crime with his partner Molly (Middleton), a razor-girl assassin with mirrored eyes, aiming to pull a heist on a corporate dynasty with untold secrets.
More from Gizmodo: "We're incredibly excited to be bringing this iconic property to Apple TV+," Roland and Dillard said in a statement. "Since we became friends nearly 10 years ago, we've looked for something to team up on, so this collaboration marks a dream come true. Neuromancer has inspired so much of the science fiction that's come after it and we're looking forward to bringing television audiences into Gibson's definitive 'cyberpunk' world."
The novel launched Gibson's "Sprawl" trilogy of novels (building on the dystopia in his 1982 short story "Burning Chrome"), also resurrecting the "Molly Millions" character from Johnny Mnemonic — an even earlier short story from 1981...
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Neuromancer is full of jargon and technobabble that sounds cool, but barely makes any sense.
So it predicted bitcoin?
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Neuromancer is full of jargon and technobabble that sounds cool, but barely makes any sense.
So it predicted bitcoin?
No, his future predictions were a bit more optimistic.
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Mod parent funnier.
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Precisely. I tried reading the entire trilogy but I just couldn't stand all the nonsense, made-up words and had to stop after the first volume to stay sane.
Gibson said so himself (Score:3)
He had a bunch of computer books and pulled words and ideas from them.
He's also said he sort of regrets some of his choices after learning a little more about them.
Count0 doesn't exactly reference a count zero interrupt in the minds of people who know what that means.
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No, it references underworld culture, for those who are aware of it. He was writing fantasy crime fiction, not computer manuals.
That's OK (Score:2)
And yet...William Gibson had neither owned nor ever used a computer when he published Neuromancer
Don't worry, going by the current quality of script writing on shows like "Rings of Power" I doubt the script writers will read the book.
Combined sci-fi with noir to create cyberpunk. (Score:4, Funny)
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Oh HELL NO. The Foundation garbage show was the absolute intellectual and moral inversion of everything Asimov's books had to say.
The stupid moron Goyer went on a PR binge saying how it was inspired by Asimov's concerns about Hitler marching across Europe, when the foreword to the 1951 imprint was Asimov explaining how while Hitler was marching across Europe, Asimov was worried about what next pitch he was going to take to his publisher. That foreword spells out EXPLICITLY what the influences and inspirations were.
And the scene in the show where the "scientists" are debating which timepiece to archive and they pick the sundial over the water clock in case someone settles a planet with NO LIQUID WATER.
Or the "farming world" of Helicon in orbit around a DARK STAR.
No fucking no giving them "Neuromancer"? The studios should be burned to the ground as it is for what they did to Asimov. Burn the place to the ground and don't bother checking to see Goyer and his writers have left yet.
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And yet, it's the best adaptation that's been tried. (Relax. There will be another attempt someday.)
I realise that for this, our first interaction, I'm going to seem excessive. The problem now is that you have just demonstrated that you are absolutely an equally bad part of the problem.
You say "it's the best" and "there'll be another attempt" and imply it will be better. Well, that's garbage. Those are lies from hell.
There were audio adaptations and they were MUCH BETTER. Eight part radio by BBC Radiophonic with Julian Glover as Hober Mallow.
Unless society changes radically, the trend will continue downwa
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"Psychohistory would have been completely thrown off by a girl with psychic powers."
As, indeed, it was. Well, a *guy* with psychic powers, but that doesn't make a significant difference to the point.
"And the Terminus authority figure, not saying "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent", instead saying "I'm going to see what violence I can muster"."
Gah. That right there ensures that I will never, ever watch this.
"Don't you see? It's Galaxywide. It's a worship of the past. It's a deterioration
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You should try having an education. "Foundation" IS one of my hobbies.
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You should try having an education. "Foundation" IS one of my hobbies.
This one is definitely a "Sheldon" in my imagination. I haven't seen much of it so maybe I'm wrong here.
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In what way is it "the best", when it isn't even tangentially related to the Azimov books? The only thing that relates to the Foundation series are the names of some of the protagonists, everything else is just some exercise in writing of an average high school student. Or maybe of the then current iteration of AppleGPT.
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"it isn't even tangentially related to the Azimov [sic] books?"
I, Robot says, "Hi!"
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Luckily, I haven't seen that one.
Oh what a lovely day! (Score:2)
"Tuned"? "Channel"? What color was the sky, gramps? A nice cheery blue you say?
Yeah, Neuromancer has aged like fine wine. Gibson is a prescient genius.
Soooooo many aborted attempts at this one. I wonder if they'll get Keanu?
Hopefully they'll have better luck than "The Peripheral".
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U mad bro?
On the one hand, I am with you. I read reviews of the Apple foundation series because I was skeptical, and it was clear that this was "Foundation" in setting only. Some character names, too. But a completely different plot with different messages. So, nothing I was interested in.
But here's the thing: I didn't get mad about it. I just recognized that I am not the target audience. I am too much of a purist. Same with other adaptations of sci fi books. They always disappoint, for many reasons.
But the main reason is simple economics. Making these movies and these episodes costs a whole lot of money. Nobody funds that sort of thing out of a spirit of artistic or intellectual expression....but out of a desire to make money. Profit pays for the whole party. And, in order to make money, the product needs to have broad appeal. It needs to be pleasing to a whole lot of people.
The problem with really top-notch, in-depth, challenging, and philosophical science fiction is that the target audience is too small. Even if we can say in some sort of objective sense that it is outright better than other material, it still only appeals to a subset of the population with the right set of preferences to be able to appreciate it. Its just not a big enough audience to appease.
It is also true that, recently, key members of the industry have pushed really hard on injecting political messaging into the content, in a clear effort at social engineering. We have seen many of these fail catastrophically with a lot of industry-drama as a result, but in this case there are enough rich people with strong political motivations to keep the pressure on that. For now, at least. But they are going to keep working the formula until they find ways of making it profitable. Simple economic natural selection guarantees it.
But one thing they won't do is make it faithful to the source material. There is just too little money in that.
The anger about this is unwarranted. They aren't harming the source material nor the people who love it. The exercise of reading is very healthy for the brain and you get the top-notch quality stuff that way. So, just let it go. Your emotional energy is better invested elsewhere.
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But here's the thing: I didn't get mad about it. I just recognized that I am not the target audience.
Without having read any of Asimov myself, it sounds like what they did is just create a similar in concept story and effectively used his name to buy an audience who otherwise wouldn't have even paid attention to it. In which case, they're basically just doing a disservice to Asimov fans in order to promote their shitty streaming service that apparently nobody is watching.
Which actually sounds like a typical apple move.
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U mad bro?
Ah. The mating call of the decerebrate worldwide.
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The mating call of the decerebrate worldwide.
So if I say this enough. Who do I get to fuck?
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ngl this is getting pretty hot.
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But the main reason is simple economics. Making these movies and these episodes costs a whole lot of money. Nobody funds that sort of thing out of a spirit of artistic or intellectual expression....but out of a desire to make money. Profit pays for the whole party. And, in order to make money, the product needs to have broad appeal. It needs to be pleasing to a whole lot of people. The problem with really top-notch, in-depth, challenging, and philosophical science fiction is that the target audience is too small. Even if we can say in some sort of objective sense that it is outright better than other material, it still only appeals to a subset of the population with the right set of preferences to be able to appreciate it. Its just not a big enough audience to appease.
This is the thing I don't understand, though. It's been very obvious for a long time now that if the goal is to make profit, then what they're doing isn't working. At all. For a long time stuff that Hollywood and the big streaming studios have been releasing has not been at all well-received OR profitable. And it's not rocket science, really. Asimov has a little bit of name recognition but it's no Star Wars. The Foundation Series or Neuromancer are not really a household names. It's obvious that pretty much the only people who will be interested in this based on name only will be nerds. Which is a pretty small target audience. And they've seen so many times that nerds don't seem to enjoy constant DEI messaging and braindead plots. The Venn diagram of people who enjoy this shit and people who enjoy something like Asimov is pretty much an empty set. But they keep doing it.
If you want to market to a large target audience, you need a new IP, that appeals to a wide audience. Because all the existing ones with any kind of mass appeal have pretty much been exhausted. But a lot of these big studios seem deathly afraid of taking any chances on new IPs, instead desperately searching for existing ones, even though they're down to pretty obscure (by mainstream standards) ones now.
I think the problem is, a while back with all the superhero movies it looked like with all the studios have found a formula to print money. Make a movie based on another superhero, put a shitton of (very expensive) CGI in it, hire some well known actors, get record profits again. Then two things started happening - they started putting a ton of woke messaging into plots, completely tanking their quality in process, and people started getting tired of superheroes. Now it's clearly not working anymore, and yet they're too afraid to step away from the formula. I'm thinking it might take a bankruptcy of a major studio for these people to finally admit that they need to try something different. For a start, do they really need to spend so much on CGI? A more niche series with a smaller budget could still be profitable, and a lot of those could end up bringing quite a bit of cash in, pretty simple math.
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And the scene in the show where the "scientists" are debating which timepiece to archive and they pick the sundial over the water clock in case someone settles a planet with NO LIQUID WATER.
Or the "farming world" of Helicon in orbit around a DARK STAR.
No fucking no giving them "Neuromancer"? The studios should be burned to the ground as it is for what they did to Asimov. Burn the place to the ground and don't bother checking to see Goyer and his writers have left yet.
In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something?
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I'm not sure I've ever felt more justified in reading somebody's irrelevant response about a cartoon and calling them an idiot before. Idiot.
ASIMOV'S WORK WHICH WAS A CLASSIC PIECE OF SCIENCE-FICTION AND THE STATE OF HUMANITY.
What's the point. You're as broken as the very problems he was writing about, you miserable decerebrate.
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decerebrate
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So I used to do this when I was a kid.
But when you learn a rare word and say it multiple times a day, people learn the bounds of your vocabulary. They don't walk away thinking you speak only in words heard less than once a year. At least not when the word is "decerebrate".
You know I've recently suffered a loss? I have a need for a certain sort of poster when I come to Slashdot and well...
anyhow it's very nice to meet you and I hope you com here often.
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Oh HELL NO. The Foundation garbage show was the absolute intellectual and moral inversion of everything Asimov's books had to say.
Given the Foundation books *were* garbage, doesn't that mean the show is the most accurate rendering of the content under discussion?
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Johnny Mnemonic shows that Hollywood CAN do a good job with Gibson cyberpunk. And the story in Neuromancer doesn't have concepts that are too far outside the norm of what Hollywood would be OK with putting in a movie these days (nothing that would be controversial for example). I don't recall the book going into too much detail about exactly how the characters looked or their ethnicity or race either so that helps.
The big problem I have is them getting the visuals right. Cyberspace needs to look like the or
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Johnny Mnemonic shows that Hollywood CAN do a good job with Gibson cyberpunk
... you do know who the scriptwriter for that movie was, right?
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Mah boy Keanu Reeves!
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There was always going to be a lot of hate for Foundation, because it's one of those series of books that is almost impossible to film without major changes. Even the BBC radio drama version had to make big omissions and changes, and still largely sucked.
Given that, I think they did a great job. You just have to have it in your head not to be expecting an exact translation of the books, but rather something built on the principles and characters, and some new ideas that have evolved in the decades since it
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that is almost impossible to film without major changes
Prove it.
You just have to have it in your head not to be expecting an exact translation of the books, but rather something built on the principles and characters
Do you know what "principles" actually means? Have you actually looked INSIDE THE BOOKS AND NOT JUST DRIBBLED SALIVA ON THE COVERS?
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You want me to prove that Foundation could not be shot closely following the book and be good? How? Spend millions of Euros doing it?
I'd point to the BBC radio drama version. They tried to stick to the book and it didn't work very well. If you have ideas about where they went wrong and how it could be improved, feel free to share them. I somehow doubt anyone is going to spend millions just to prove that it would suck though.
Perhaps you could be specific about what principles you feel that the TV adaptation
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"Given that, I think they did a great job."
Having the mayor of Terminus advocate violence as the best solution is the polar opposite of "a great job."
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I don't know about being burned to the ground, but I'm already unfortunately forced to start questioning the motives behind their casting decisions, in part because of the abominative way they just ignored large parts of Foundation to make things more "splashy" or something I guess.
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I might have tried Snow Crash first, to test the waters.
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Despite the fact the novel reads like it was taken from a screenplay, there's... some content that would need to have to change.
Don't make me explain it :)
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Don't make me explain it :)
I will take "Please explain dentata" for $50!
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As cool as it would be to have to explain dentata, that's not actually what I was referring to. Not directly anyway.
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Explain it already, or stop with the FUD.
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One of the main characters is a 16 year old girl.
She's the one with the dentata.
By itself an anti-rape device might not be problematic. The humorous circumstances in which it appears and is used, chekov's gun style, are integral to one arc of the plot.
It's probably sufficient to make her older, but I think some people in hollywood will probably have some kind of issue with this.
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YT needs to be 18. Her sex scenes were super fucking sketch but more likely to be waved away as gritty detail back in the 90s.
In 2024 it's like "Why the fuck does this need to be here?"
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I'm thinking that probably wont go far enough.
I assume Stevenson was trying to appeal to that movie kinda feel, but I agree that making her underage was really unnecessary.
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Probably what the GP meant was: try a different, more modest cyberpunk novel for adaptation first. If that's successful, then turn your sights to the much more ambitious and sprawling ur-Cyberpunk.
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I don't know how Snowcrash isn't already an anime.
But made to appeal to who? (Score:4, Interesting)
The main issue I see with this is computing and the idea of the Internet was a very different thing in the time Gibson wrote Neuromancer. Arguably Apple's target audience for this would have trouble identifying with a techno thriller that is true to computing as he wrote it. Just like I would have trouble engaging with a movie based on computing with punch-card programming and acoustic coupler modem connections.
Techno-Dystopias don't even trend to the gritty life-on-the-streets mega-corpo world that Gibson envisioned. The shiny-and-clean Anti-Utopia story (think Brave New World or Gattaca) seem to be more en vogue. So, what are we going to get? A bastardized tale of an app-filled existence with characters that happen to be named the same as Gibson's book? How does Dixie Flatline fit into a story I'm sure will include advanced, modern A.I.s?
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Just like I would have trouble engaging with a movie based on computing with punch-card programming and acoustic coupler modem connections.
Hey we're talking about regular mainstream movies not PORN
All that is way too sexy to leave room for a plot.
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All they want is the search term and the traffic it gets. The script and TV show and drama after it tanks is just part of the price.
Right now, genre notwithstanding, ain't ten screenwriters in Hollywood or Silicon Valley that could write an original script, get it produced and turn a profit. The only bankable name I can think of is Sorkin and he's long past caring I'd guess.
If a producer walked into a writer's room and said "develop a sweet 90-minute romance I can turn into a film" everyone would shriek som
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You could always write a script and sell it.
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I've got readers in nine countries.
But I can guarantee you this: I could walk into Warner Bros. with a Hugo Award and a 5.5 rating in my pocket tomorrow and they wouldn't offer me four bits.
It's not about talent or money any more. Hasn't been about any of those things for years. It's dark and corrupt and I wouldn't let those fuckin' ghouls anywhere near my characters.
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If a producer walked into a writer's room and said "develop a sweet 90-minute romance I can turn into a film" everyone would shriek something about Trump, rip their clothes off and start throwing shit at each other.
Is this correct? It seems to imply that writers have a lot of power, contrary to the old joke [screenrant.com]:
The real-life screenwriter starlet joke states “There is a starlet so dumb that she slept with the screenwriter in hopes of advancing her career.” The joke is intended to illustrate that screenwriters are the least powerful people in Hollywood and plays into the movie's themes around the pursuit of power and its preeminence in Mr. Harrigan's mind. Despite the idea of sexual politics in the movie industry, most screenwriters laugh at the joke because it's less about someone sleeping her way to the top and more about how screenwriters mean next to nothing in Hollywood. What seems to be a throwaway line helps strengthen the underlying message of the film.
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There are already people in the comments getting mad that Gibson was wrong because the internet didn't turn out like he specified.
Apparently they haven't worked out that it was already a complete alternate history before they read it. There are references to historical 20th century wars in those stories that didn't happen in our world. Also... since apparently the fact it was fantasy wasn't blatant enough, there are the Loa.
It's kind of a pity that people are likely to miss the nuance of interaction between the projection and the world we really live in, that the difference between these two things is not an error. But then they'd first have to accept that the sprawl cycle is not a story about *computers*... And it seems like both people who consider themselves experts and people who consider computers an other that they suspend disbelief around... It very much seems like those folks are in agreement that actually it's about computers because people pay attention to computers in it.
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On the other hand I won't be paying to see it, so like with Star Trek: Discovery, I'll just point and laugh at whatever stupid shit they do to it, and be glad I can go back and re-read the novel at will.
I just hope it's not as bad as Johnny Mnemonic was, which was to SciFi as The Craft was to the occult.
Summary of trollspam: "Wokity woke woke woke!" (Score:2)
Over 100 comments! Hooray! (Score:2)
Then I started reading the comments
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Cyberpunk was always woke (Score:2)
Space Jamaicans, Black/Japanese protagonists, LGBTQ representation, female protagonists.
Obviously anti-corporate, anti-police.
What's a non-woke cyberpunk story look like?
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Funny how this comment completely disregards the FALSE claims of "incels" who are actually complaining about legitimately bad scripts. Trash like "you're just using 'flames in space' as an excuse for your deep seated misogyny and racism".
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But people DO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE BAD SCRIPTS and the response is garbage about "dog whistles" and "coded complaints about racism and misogyny"!
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That's kind of a bullshit argument. I'll let George Tekai explain:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lf... [youtube.com]
I think that's the main annoyance people have. Somebody decides what they want, so they change existing characters instead of creating new ones just because it makes some annoying producer happy. I only saw the rebooted Battlestar Galactica, so I only knew Starbuck as a woman, and I really liked that character. But, if I was a fan of the original, I'd probably be pretty pissed that they changed Starbuck to be a woman, so I don't blame fans of the original for being pissed about that.
Though creating new characters can also be annoying. Making a reboot of Ghostbusters of all female and annoying characters just for the sake of having all females is just stupid, it's not even Ghostbusters after that point. A reboot would have preserved the original characters at least somewhat.
They did similar shit with Terminator Salvation, killed off John Connor and all of that just so they could have an all female cast with Arnold as more of a background character. They kept Sarah Connor at least, but the other characters just felt like they were kind of mashed into the movie like a round peg into a square hole, and there didn't seem to be any practical reason for it.
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But, if I was a fan of the original, I'd probably be pretty pissed that they changed Starbuck to be a woman
Why? They had to change the actor due to the original being too old to play a young fighter pilot. They had to change the character to fit with the new gritty realism vibe of the rebooted show. So why is making her a woman the final straw?
All that matters is if it's good or not, and BSG reboot was very good.
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All that matters is if it's good or not, and BSG reboot was very good.
And, look, I loved the original as a kid. I really did, me and my brother were obsessed with it. We'd strut around stiffly saying AYE YOUR COMMAND and make buzzing noises. Probably drove my parents nuts. But the thing is, it was not actually very good. And you know what if I still want some janky old school cheese it's still there.
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I'm glad you said it. A lot of older stuff isn't that great, it was just very new and exciting at the time.
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I'm glad you said it. A lot of older stuff isn't that great, it was just very new and exciting at the time.
And even if it was: the history of art is a continual remaking and reimagining of older things with new themes, and new sensibilities and new variations that the latest artist thinks is good. Some things do stand the test of time, some things do not. And an old piece of art is not affected by new takes. The old BSG stopped being made in 1980(?), and they were never going to make more of them. It's frozen for all time. One might not like the "new" one (really not that new any more, time marches on), but it doesn't affect the old one. They didn't make that instead of making more of the old one, they were never going to make more of the old one. At worst it's ignorable.
There's also the current case when things just sort of splurge into oblivion and become weird hollowed out caricatures of themselves. This happens when a series was intended to end and got extended because it turned out to be popular, or the original writers left, and the new ones kind of ape the style without the understanding and artistic vision. Or the original person just lost the fucking plot (George Lucas cough cough Jar Jar cough cough sand[*] cough).
It's fun to be a fan, but it's also a bad idea to become too emotionally invested in something that's owned by someone else and whose motivations do not align with yours.
But also were there really a bunch of middle aged adult male fans of She-Ra?
[*] I will say this is one of the most quotable lines of all time.
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I enjoyed She-Ra, the new one I mean. Like Star Trek Prodigy, it was much more than just a kid's show. Actually Prodigy season 2 starts airing today. I really hope they renew it because season 1 was one of the best seasons of Trek we have ever been gifted.
I find it hard to take a lot of the complaints seriously. Like the recent ones about The Acolyte, which all hinge on Phantom Menace being scared and special canon that must not be ever so slightly diluted. The same people were raging about Phantom Menace w
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I enjoyed She-Ra, the new one I mean.
Yeah same. Long form sci-fi FTW! At some points it seems they almost forgot it was episodes.
I mean there were not a lot of fans of the OG She-Ra. TV was very gender segregated then, no boy in the 80s would be have been seen dead watching it, plus it was not good in the same way that He-Man was not good, apart from the very occasional notable exception where the soul of the writers shone through.
The new She-Ra was excellent. I was particularly impressed what they did wit
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I mean there were not a lot of fans of the OG She-Ra. TV was very gender segregated then, no boy in the 80s would be have been seen dead watching it
IIRC she-ra was just extra he-man time to me. Not exactly what I want but better than reruns of Little House on the Prairie and Gimme a Break. We had the toys and at least one guy told me the bad guys were more fun.
She-ra might be a bad example being maybe the most 8 year old boy approved female protagonist cartoon of the 80s.
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I know, but we misheard it and thought it was "aye your command". I only realised years later, when watching the new BSG that we had it wrong as a kid. It the occurred to me that "aye your command" never made any sense, but you don't think about such things when you're a kid.
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That asshole thinks he's entitled to call your mild annoyance "outrage" so he can chide you for being "entitled to be outraged". And apparently he has special insight that none of the rest of us have into the thought processes of incels.
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HERE. You go look at my post earlier below about Asimov's Foundation and the DEAD DOG'S BREAKFAST BOWEL MOVEMENT they made of the television show and you tell me where I talk about racist or misogynist things there. But I've been given the same responses.
Are you going to tell me I'm not on topic? Are you going to tell me I'm "anti-woke"? Because then I'm going to tell you a lot of things that would get me banned off this site.
You are spot on. Modifying Foundation is acceptable to some extent - What they did to in in S1 is "OK" - swapping genders for some characters can shake things up a little and make the story more interesting. (Let me preface that I am not anti-gay when I say the following) S2 was was a pile of shit. There was tons of unnecessary sex all of a sudden. The show went from making you think about the plot to "why are these characters fucking?". The whole "Gay General" felt forced(because it was). Like they fe
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I do not give a rat's ass shit about the gender garbage. What about the fucking PLOT and SCRIPT, that made Season 1 an absolute piece of incineration-deserving trash?
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Are you going to tell me I'm "anti-woke"? Because then I'm going to tell you a lot of things that would get me banned off this site.
Your fear of woke makes it absolutely 1,000,000% certain that you will never, ever be banned from slashdot. This site is marginally less conservative than 8chan or townhall but that's not much of a metric there. You can write the most inflammatory material you can imagine here on slashdot and as long as you remember to trash Biden (or Obama, or Clinton) or praise Trump (or Cheney, or Ron Paul) you'll be guaranteed to get moderated up.
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You say this as if there was a time when more than a tiny percentage of Hollywood scripts were decent, let alone good. This is nothing new, there are just different trends attached to the current bad scripts.
I would actually argue that there is way more good TV now than in any other era, but it is still just a tiny minority of the total content produced.
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You say this as if there was a time when more than a tiny percentage of Hollywood scripts were decent, let alone good.
There was.
1. The Terminator
2. Amadeus
3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
4. Ghostbusters
5. A Nightmare on Elm Street
6. Nausicaà of the Valley of the Wind
7. This Is Spinal Tap
8. Gremlins
9. Beverly Hills Cop
10. The Karate Kid
11. The NeverEnding Story
12. Sixteen Candles
13. The Killing Fields
14. Police Academy
15. Romancing the Stone
16. The Natural
17. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
18. Starman
19. 2010
20. Footloose
21. Revenge of the Nerds
22. The Last Starfighter
23. The Bounty
24. Red Dawn
25. Splash
That
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Movies are shit today because the first X-Men movie from 2000 was a hit. Had that movie flopped the landscape would be very different.
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Yep just tried to do this from 2018 and the first 20 entires in the list were all superhero movies.
If you went down the list you could probably compile a list of 10 or so actual future classics but it's hard to say because I just don't know about them.
The 1980s had a boatload of good classics practically every year and we know each and every one of them because of the video store, and TBS and Comedy Central played anything good to death.
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You know how many writers there were in the video game industry in 1984?
You know how many competitor industries there were to the movie industry in 1984?
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Sorry, but many of those titles aren't good. And Nausicaa isn't even Hollywood.
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1999 was a pretty good year. Maybe it was the last good year for Hollywood.
The Matrix
Magnolia
Being John Malkovich
American Beauty
South Park
Fight Club
The Mummy
Sixth Sense
Eyes Wide Shut
The Blair Witch Project
And just missing out by a few months:
American Psycho
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"6. NausicaÃf of the Valley of the Wind"
I would point out that this one wasn't Hollywood.
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Most of those movies suck or are mediocre at best. They are so well known because the way distribution worked back then more people saw the same movies.
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I'm talking about a book that was a brilliant classic of its genre and the entirety of its society, TALKING ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC PROBLEM, being mangled into Hollywood trash, and you're talking about "eh, Hollywood is trash, it's fine". Once again, you too are a part of exactly the problem the books were talking about.
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You are a liar. We have already demonstrated the falsity of your statements.
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