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Enron.com Announces Pre-Orders for Egg-Shaped Home Nuclear Reactor (msn.com) 84

"Nuclear you can trust," reads the web page promoting "The Egg, an at home nuclear reactor."

Yes, Enron.com is now announcing "a micro-nuclear reactor made to power your home." (A quick reminder from CNN in December. "A company that makes T-shirts bought the Enron trademark and appears to be trying to sell some merch on behalf of the guy behind the satirical conspiracy theory "Birds Aren't Real....")

Does that explain how we got a product reveal for "the world's first micro-nuclear reactor for residential suburban use"? (Made possible "by the Enron mining division, which has been sourcing the proprietary Enronium ore...") Enron's new 28-year-old CEO Connor Gaydos insists they're "making the world a better place, one egg at a time."

The Houston Chronicle delves into the details: Supposedly a micro-nuclear reactor capable of powering a home for up to 10 years, the Enron Egg would be a significant leap forward for both energy technology and humanity's understanding of nuclear physics — if, of course, such a thing were actually feasible. "With our current understanding of physics, this will never be possible," said Derek Haas, an associate professor and nuclear and radiation engineering researcher at the University of Texas at Austin. "We can make a nuclear reactor go critical at about the size of the egg that I saw on the pictures. But we can't capture that energy and turn it into useful electric heat, and shield the radiation that comes off of the reactor." [Haas adds later that nuclear reactors require federal licenses to operate, which take two to nine years to procure and "typically require several hundred pages of documentation to be allowed to build it, and then another thousand pages of safety documents to be allowed to turn it on."]

The outlandish claims Enron has made in the weeks since its brand revival have left many to speculate that the move is part of some large-scale joke similar to Birds Aren't Real — a gag conspiracy movement that Connor Gaydos, Enron's 28-year-old CEO, published a book on alongside co-author and movement founder Peter McIndoe. In an exclusive interview with the Houston Chronicle, Gaydos asked that people look past the limitations — be they in the form of regulations or physics — and embrace the impossible....

Several since-deleted blurbs — both on the company's website and on social media — have alluded to Enron potentially expanding into the world of cryptocurrency. Gaydos said he hasn't ruled it out, but the company currently does not have any plans in the works to debut an Enron-themed coin. "I think in a lot of ways, everything feels like a crypto scam now, but thankfully, we are a completely real company," Gaydos said.

When announcing the Egg, Gaydos stressed Enron was now revolutionizing not just the power industry, but also two others — the freedom industry, and the independence industry. And Gaydos reminded his audience that their home micro-nuclear was "safe for the whole family."

"Preorder now," adds the Egg's web page at Enron.com. "Sign up for our email newsletter and be the first to know when we launch..."
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Enron.com Announces Pre-Orders for Egg-Shaped Home Nuclear Reactor

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  • by RossCWilliams ( 5513152 ) on Saturday January 11, 2025 @07:23PM (#65081785)
    No more fanciful than some of the other "cheap safe small nuclear reactor" proposals ...
    • by garyisabusyguy ( 732330 ) on Saturday January 11, 2025 @08:43PM (#65081895)

      "Enron" should tip it off, just a few months early for 4/1

      • I know it's difficult to tell the difference at times, but don't confuse a scam with satire. They're not making a joke, they honestly want to grab a lot of money before they pack up the bags and move to the next scam.

    • The should have mentioned the free home lighting it comes with. The benefit of such a small design is that without shielding the Cherenkov radiation from the fission product decay will provide free 24-hour lighting throughout your home. Your home will quite literally glow in the dark!

      Their next product should be a nuclear powered tanning bed, for when you want a tan that's more than skin deep.
    • No more fanciful than some of the other "cheap safe small nuclear reactor" proposals ...

      No. This one is far more legit. By calling the company Enron at least they admit they will take your money and run.

    • Except this is clearly a fraud. And because it almost certainly is off shore, is out of US law enforcement jurisdiction. There are enough people to send in money that this will be profitable, even if no devices are ever delivered.

    • Enron: "Trust us! We've never screwed anyone over!!!" *eron crosses fingers behind back*

  • Well, that gets a big thumbs up from me.
  • by Kernel Kurtz ( 182424 ) on Saturday January 11, 2025 @07:29PM (#65081799)
    I just hope it performs better than my Mr. Fusion.
  • :"Enron Egg"? I'll go with satire or art project.

    • So clearly satire.

      • by Barny ( 103770 )

        I don't know, they do have the advantage of Enronium© ore!

        Hopefully Elmo Musk teams up with them and ensures every Cybertruck has its own fusion reactor! It will make driving so much more exciting!

  • Gaydos ain't no Lay.

  • And here is Slashdot, giving it up for free.

    • Slashdot is a Cryptocurrency marketing tool and ad impression real estate. Anything else it does is in service to one or both of those things, so this story is either just to get clicks from dumbshits or to distract from their cryptocuckery, or both. If they're smart it's both, so it's probably just one of those things. Pick your favorite.

  • I wonder if such a reactor can be used to do damage. This could be a real upgrade for all terrorists in the world, could it not?
    • If it actually had fissile material in it, I suppose it would make a great payload for a dirty bomb. But don't worry, the reactor they describe is physically impossible so it's not a real product.

    • but useing one with my flux capacitor can do all kind crazy shit

    • I wonder if such a reactor can be used to do damage.

      Any power source can be used to do damage. Think about it.

      This could be a real upgrade for all terrorists in the world, could it not?

      Since this is not a working device then no, it would not be a real upgrade.

  • Trust Enron (Score:4, Funny)

    by oh-dark-thirty ( 1648133 ) on Saturday January 11, 2025 @07:44PM (#65081839)

    For all your energy needs from home and BEYONNNNNddddd

  • by rsilvergun ( 571051 ) on Saturday January 11, 2025 @07:48PM (#65081843)
    Who can you trust?
  • by battingly ( 5065477 ) on Saturday January 11, 2025 @08:55PM (#65081911)

    Satire relies on the audience appreciating that it's not true. Otherwise the message is lost. In our new post-truth society starting next week, stories like this will be picked up and run as true with very few people understanding it's satire.

    • by AmiMoJo ( 196126 )

      This has been a serious proposal for years. People here periodically propose SMRs that are "like batteries" that a home or neighbourhood can plug in and enjoy cheap, safe power.

      It's apparently believable enough that a lot of people think it's a real thing, like Belgium.

    • Satire relies on the audience appreciating that it's not true.

      The infamous company called Enron, known for taking money and running, creating a product that is a fantasy known for taking investor money and running is about as obviously satire as anything you read on the Onion. Just because someone reads something on The Onion and calls their senator in a panic doesn't make the Onion less satire, it makes the person stupid. Stupid people will always exist, they don't invalidate satire.

      I do wonder how many people are calling our local council today to complain though. I

    • When they start taking pre-orders is when the FTC gets involved. Is FTC part of the Executive Branch?
  • It's not like everybody else wouldn't sell the same if they could. Why would you use the Enron brand name to sell it even if you had it?

  • Where are the NFTs?!? Why no Enron Coin? I can't believe it's a serious enterprise when they dare to launch without doing the minimum amount of work!
    • by evanh ( 627108 )

      For the next four years, every day's the first of April ... but we'll take your money too.

  • of 19.95*

    *per 551,557,906,200 cesium cycles a minute (shipping and handling extra).

    Or I could see this as a subscription model to take with you while roughing it in the great outdoors.

    Now that I think about it, a subscription model should be complimentary to communism.

  • I am still waiting for my Ford Nucleon.
  • One that serves to illustrate how stupid, uneducated and easy to trick most people are. Because something like that is not actually possible except as RTG and these are excessively expensive and very dangerous when taken apart. Or it may simply be a scam.

  • All I will need is a nuclear egg and a warm place to gestate. You might not want to be around when the baby pops out.
  • Germany approaches around 50% wind+solar+water in its grid. Storage gets cheaper by the month and is now at around 3 cents per kWh.

    The island of conditions where nuclear reactors make sense is rapidly shrinking, even for more efficient (money wise) large reactors.
    Or put differently, if you have a house and want to go (mostly) of grid, solar+storage already is a viable option.

    • https://www.msn.com/en-gb/poli... [msn.com]
      https://oilprice.com/Latest-En... [oilprice.com]

      Sure, energy supplies are just "peachy" in Germany right now.

      I can follow that it's nearly trivial to have a house off the grid. I've seen some YouTube videos of people doing just that, and I can see how this kind of life can be attractive to some, as well as potentially saving money long term. Since I live where the winters can be quite cold I'd have to rely on LPG or some other fuel for heat since solar power, batteries, and a heat pump a

      • Well not really, of course there are still coal plants as those are heavily subsidized, plus the article clearly says that they are used as a reserve.
        The other article is a typical example of missing political will in Germany. While we subsidize coal and cars, we stopped doing that for solar. Add some inefficiencies to it, and you'll have Chinese suppliers taking over the market.

        If you want to see how the grid is doing, get some actual data, not just articles:
        https://app.electricitymaps.co... [electricitymaps.com]

        • coal plants as those are heavily subsidized
          There are no subsidizes for coal plants there used to be for lignite mining.
          And now the "subsidizes" are for coal exit.

  • ... the DIY nuclear device conversion kit, build your own nuke.

  • There's two reasons I can think of for this, (a) collect money from gullible people, (b) collect addreses of gullible people and then sell them even more impossible things.

    Either way it's yet another scam along the lines of "save 90% of gasoline by installing this pair of otherwise-useless magnets. [Small Print] You also need to drive a lot less. [large print] Only $499,999! Supplies limited [Small Print] by the number of people who can't and/or don't want to understand basic physics [large print]!!!11!"

  • The idea of a small in-home nuclear reactor can be rather concerning so it''s a relief to see it attached to a company as trustworthy as Enron...

  • I've mistaken the Onion and Babylon Bee for real news occasionally. Not to be confused with realizing satire and irony turn out to be real.

  • my neighbour with even an egg!
  • The world has grown so absurd that apparently we cannot tell a joke from reality any more.

    • 1) All they need is 1 fox-news anchor to mention them or a Trump and they will turn a profit.

      2) It's entirely possible, but not as a reactor. Nuclear fuel cells existed for a long time but are expensive and low power density; but will run half a century. We just had news of a diamond based nuclear "battery" that ran a very long time but was around a watch battery worth of power. I forget the size.

      3) If you name yourself ENRON and think that is a good idea; then you are a scam. The amount of cynicism you mus

      • 1) hey, Trump didn't hand Solyndra $570 MILLION for...what, again?
        Trump didn't hand Big Pharma NINETY $BILLION in profits - and a permanent income for mandated vaccine use in a host of government agencies! - over what amounted to something that was really an amped-up flu virus? Because I expect you'll react to this, facts and links below.*

        2) yes, scams come out all the time. I think slashdot covers 'breakthrough new battery tech" about every 90d that hasn't amounted to shit in 20 years.

        3) the Enron.com is

  • The "store" tab doesn't yet have any T-shirts or jackets featuring the egg. Clearly, their marketing team is behind the curve.

  • Has April 1st arrived early this year??

    Even if you could make a core that small go critical in a controlled way, the radiation dose would kill everyone in the building in a matter of seconds. Check out some of the reports from accidental criticality events. For example, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]

Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.

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