The Wireless Wardriving Rig 252
An anonymous reader writes "If James Bond was into wireless hacking, this would be his rig."
It was kinda like stuffing the wrong card in a computer, when you're stickin' those artificial stimulants in your arm. -- Dion, noted computer scientist
why isn't the GPS plugged into the computer? (Score:3, Interesting)
Proper use of subjunctive! (Score:2, Informative)
Thank you. (Score:5, Insightful)
The English subjunctive mood's ailing health is a linguistic tragedy, but it hardly compares to some of the language's other maladies. Email and chatrooms seem to have somehow brought many to the conclusion that punctuation is only needed when ending a sentence with question marks and exclamation points(and that multiples of these marks is acceptable), that the shortest, most common words are the ones that need to be abbreviated, and that emphasis is a proper use for capital letters.
Teenagers and adolescents are turning in essays in English class containing gibberish like "w/e," "alot," "b4," and "ttyl i g2g." After March of 2005, the SAT I will have an essay section. That will be quite interesting.
Mutterer, I always find it amazing(amusing?) how clueless people are about their own language. Even after pointing out their error, they fail to recognize it. Whenever I point out a sentence where the subjunctive mood should have been used, there is a high chance of getting a response along the lines of:
"But James Bond isn't plural!"
You dolts! Haven't you ever ever even seen the inside of a grammar book? I sometimes wonder.
Re:Thank you. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Thank you. (Score:2)
Realy why my own grammer is horid it's one thing to have issues in general grammer it's entirly another thing to take slag and submit it as english. I would think it's the same problem ebonics, people become to used to slang and consider it part of the general language. Now granted I did once here that if something appeared in print a few times it was considered a valid word in the english language, persoanly I have allways dispised th
Re:Thank you. (Score:2)
Re:Proper use of subjunctive! (Score:4, Informative)
To understand where the "were" come from, you have to learn the language of the real Nazis, i.e. German, from which English is "forked".. in German the subjunctive is "wre" and it's pronounced so close to "were". English simplifies the language, so it's converted the word to "were". In reality the two "were"'s in English aren't exactly the same word. Not that this would have people.
Re:Proper use of subjunctive! (Score:2)
Re:Proper use of subjunctive! (Score:1, Offtopic)
Ahem.
I have someone here who would like a word with you, sir. [bartleby.com]
James Bond is not, as far as we can tell, into wardriving, therefore this is a contrafactual conditional, or "subjunctive" statement. The subjunctive form of the copula ("to be") happens to be "were," whether it is singular or plural.
I did not use the word "subjective" at all.
If I were you, I would read up on my grammar (that link should help) to avoid looking stupid, which is what you are.
Re:Proper use of subjunctive! (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Proper use of subjunctive! (Score:3, Interesting)
-uso.
Luckily... (Score:4, Funny)
Sean Conneryizer!!! (Score:4, Funny)
The Sean Conneryizer [uoregon.edu].
Re: (Score:1)
James Bond? no way. (Score:5, Funny)
1) It's not in an Aston Martin
2) It's a fricken breifcase. he'd just put it in his watch
3) it requires more than a twist & push of a button.
So no, this is a geek case, not a james bond one.
Finally (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Finally (Score:2)
Re:Finally (Score:2)
Re:James Bond? no way. (Score:2)
Re:James Bond? no way. (Score:3, Interesting)
Interestingly, running Kismet I was initally confused by the networks that kept popping up only to disappear again, till I realised that they are the London buses broadcasting their location and the route that they are on,
Re:James Bond? no way. (Score:2)
But it is part of the area where the stops show which bus is coming next. Kismet didn't appear to show any interesting packets but then I didn't look hard, there were other things on my mind at the time. All I could spot was beacon packets.
I'm amazed how many unprotected networks there are in Londo
Re:James Bond? no way. (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:James Bond? no way. (Score:2)
The website (Score:5, Funny)
Gosh! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Gosh! (Score:5, Funny)
You must have low throughput.
Re:The website (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The website (Score:3, Funny)
Must be a porno based Linux distribution
Slashdotted already? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdotted already? (Score:2)
Re:Slashdotted already? (Score:3, Funny)
Just went out wardriving last night. With exactly that rig.
Actually got my girlfriend into it, too. Fun shit.
Re:Slashdotted already? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdotted already? (Score:2)
Re:Slashdotted already? (Score:2)
GIVE PARENT SENSE OF HUMOR (Score:3, Funny)
James Bond (Score:3, Funny)
bond. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:bond. (Score:2)
I'd pay $8 to see that movie.
Re:bond. (Score:2)
that is a hard decision for some slashdoters.
Look ma! (Score:1)
Guess I just have to wait for it to be un-/.-ed...
Re:Look ma! (Score:5, Funny)
You would think that, wouldn't you. But it turns out that, unless you like to see crap in a rebuilt plastic tool case, you would be wrong.
no not the drill! (Score:4, Informative)
Take a drive over to home depot and buy yourself a nice 18v cordless drill (~$350). Bring it home and throw away the drill, charger, instructions, etc. You should be left with a nice hard plastic case.
oh he's breakin' heart throwng away an 18 volt cordless drill.Man you'd think he'd at least keep the drill for parts.
here's text as its already
Materials:case_closed
* 1 Toshiba libretto. (or similar sized laptop)
* 1 GPS receiver.
* 1 collinear antenna. (www.guerrilla.net)
* 1 dewalt drill case.
* 1 sheet 1" plastizote.
* dallop of contact cement
* little bit of velcro.
* a bunch of speedy rivets.
* 1 1104 box w/ receptacle cover.
* 1 duplex receptacle.
* nothing better todo on a weekend
case open Assembly:
Take a drive over to home depot and buy yourself a nice 18v cordless drill (~$350). Bring it home and throw away the drill, charger, instructions, etc. You should be left with a nice hard plastic case. Using a sharp knife cut away all the platic baffles leaving only the one compartment on the left side of the case ( its the perfect size for the laptops power supply).
Now take your plastizote (a very dense closed cell foam) and lay it on a large flat surface, like a table
Glue the first two inserts and install one in each halve of the case. You can then layout and mark your hardware on the other two peices. Using your trusty, very sharp olfa blade cut out the patterns you made and carefully glue and secure in their respective halves.
To build the antenna follow the instructions on http://www.guerrilla.net. This design can easilly be made sectional by solering pcboard stand-offs onto each of the peices so that they can be threaded together. You can then build your radome in two pieces using a 1/2" TA fitting -> 1/2" threaded coupling scenario. Securely fasten the bottom half (glue) while allowing the upper half to float (make sure it is supported within the tube)
The receptacle was added so that while driving i can plug the case into my inverter and utilize the extra outlets for the antennas amplifier.
Technical:
The laptop is an overclocked (75->100MHz) toshiba libretto 50CT with 32M ram and a 10G HD. It is running FreeBSD 4.8-Stable. Kisemt, and GPSDrive are used for wireless activities. The GPS is a Garmin GPSIII plus.
Fnord (Score:3, Informative)
* 1 Toshiba libretto. (or similar sized laptop)
* 1 GPS receiver.
* 1 collinear antenna. (www.guerrilla.net)
* 1 dewalt drill case.
* 1 sheet 1" plastizote.
* dallop of contact cement
* little bit of velcro.
* a bunch of speedy rivets.
* 1 1104 box w/ receptacle cover.
* 1 duplex receptacle.
* nothing better todo on a weekend
Assembly:
Take a drive over to home depot and buy yourself a nice 18v cordless drill (~$350). Bring it home and throw away the drill, charger, instructions, etc. You should be left with a nice hard plastic case. Using a sharp knife cut away all the platic baffles leaving only the one compartment on the left side of the case ( its the perfect size for the laptops power supply).
Now take your plastizote (a very dense closed cell foam) and lay it on a large flat surface, like a table
Glue the first two inserts and install one in each halve of the case. You can then layout and mark your hardware on the other two peices. Using your trusty, very sharp olfa blade cut out the patterns you made and carefully glue and secure in their respective halves.
To build the antenna follow the instructions on http://www.guerrilla.net. This design can easilly be made sectional by solering pcboard stand-offs onto each of the peices so that they can be threaded together. You can then build your radome in two pieces using a 1/2" TA fitting -> 1/2" threaded coupling scenario. Securely fasten the bottom half (glue) while allowing the upper half to float (make sure it is supported within the tube)
The receptacle was added so that while driving i can plug the case into my inverter and utilize the extra outlets for the antennas amplifier.
Technical:
The laptop is an overclocked (75->100MHz) toshiba libretto 50CT with 32M ram and a 10G HD. It is running FreeBSD 4.8-Stable. Kisemt, and GPSDrive are used for wireless activities. The GPS is a Garmin GPSIII plus.
Re:Fnord (Score:5, Interesting)
It's known as computer foam, special in that it's nonconductive and doesn't create electrostatic discharge, which is probably why they chose it for this purpose. You'll find hard drives often encased in it.
/.ed (Score:3, Funny)
whois (Score:5, Funny)
Uhh.. (Score:1)
(partial) mirror (Score:5, Informative)
if bond had a webserver... (Score:1, Funny)
If the author had a beowulf of E10Ks... (Score:2)
Purple, securable, AND climate controlled. Bonus!
Re:if bond had a webserver... (Score:2)
Wireless and Driving? Nah... (Score:3, Funny)
"Man, if it wasn't for this damn 7 foot cat5 crossover attached to my 1997 Accord I would be Owninz Ju!"
Re:Wireless and Driving? Nah... (Score:5, Funny)
And what do you call it of you hop from cafe to cafe on foot with a laptop trying to connect to wireless access points? Wireless wardining?
Hey, if GW talks to Rumsfield on his cell phone, is he wireless warmongering?
Re:Wireless and Driving? Nah... (Score:4, Informative)
wardialing meant dialing random or sequenced numbers on your modem looking for computer responses, in which you would then 'investigate' further.
ever see Wargames? [world-of-movies.com]
Re:Wireless and Driving? Nah... (Score:2)
Fantasy Acronyms (Score:2)
Long before there was war driving there was war dialing [ic.ac.uk]. Which comes from a movie about AI written by people who knew nothing about AI. Besides, you've got Ally Sheedy alone in your room, why are you wasting time on that
what if (Score:5, Funny)
He'd use a paperclip, a battery, and one LED.
Re:what if (Score:3, Funny)
the real question is (Score:3, Funny)
Re:what if (Score:3, Funny)
And didn't he once fabricate a laser from a crystal in his arm, and using a piece of steel from his prison bed with something from the cell light, to burn through the lock on their cell? Sorry, that was like a hundred years ago, to my dog anyway.
-cp-
Case. (Score:3, Informative)
"Bring it home and throw away the drill, charger, instructions, etc. You should be left with a nice hard plastic case."
Re:Case. (Score:2)
Re:Case. (Score:2)
Re:Case. (Score:2)
Duh. (Score:1)
What a dumbass (Score:4, Funny)
For what the dope spent on a wasted drill, he could've got a nice Zero Halliburton aluminum case, [aluminumluggage.com] which seems a lot more like James Bond gear than a freakin' DeWalt drill case.
~Philly
Re:What a dumbass (Score:3, Informative)
Or he could have saved $300, and bought a case that could be USED by Bond. [casesbypelican.com]
Re:What a dumbass (Score:2)
~Philly
Who said the steretype is true....?? (Score:1)
Bad I know... (Score:3, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
Mirror (Score:1, Informative)
--
Martin Studio Slashdot Effect Mirror Policy [martin-studio.com]
Re:Mirror (Score:2)
if james bond hosted a website.. (Score:1)
Airport Security (Score:2)
James Bond? (Score:3, Insightful)
You'd think they'd cast someone who looks like he could at least throw a punch... What they hell, just a few more big Hollywood movies I can't stand to sit through, not like this is the first, or even in the minority these days.
Re:James Bond? (Score:2)
On that note, I doubt James bond would ever carry anything as unstylish plastic drill case (however "covert" this may be). If this guy had the money t
Re:James Bond? (Score:2)
Indeed that is part of his character, but every James Bond movie made has him in hand-to-hand combat with many military-type people.
If your description was his character, it would be well cast. However, it is not.
Re:James Bond? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:James Bond? (Score:2)
I certainly think that Brosnan is way better than Roger Moore's Bond, and pretty close to Connery's prototype movie Bond. Agreed, the series needs better writers.
One element of progress: Bond Girls are getting better. From the original
Re:James Bond? (Score:2)
Mirror (Score:4, Informative)
Ok, fine (Score:3, Insightful)
Seriosly people (Score:3, Insightful)
Anyway
$350 drill ? (Score:2, Funny)
Then again, if they say not to consult Slashdot for legal advice, this probably isn't the best forum for creative suggestions on federal tax forms.
and this (Score:2)
ACME (Score:2)
James Bond (Score:3, Funny)
Cheap version (Score:2)
It might not be exactly James Bond, but I didn't need to buy a bunch of stuff to do it and it was still very inconspicuous.
True Story (Score:3, Funny)
About and hour later I am working (though the VPN) with my feet up and the laptop on my lap when i notice some people gesticulating wildly at their window pointing at me! I open my window (5th sotry) and they are yelling at me to get off their network!
I just closed my shade.
Wardriving woes - Enterasys (Score:2)
Re:Slashdotted Already?!? (Score:2)
Re:Slashdotted Already?!? (Score:2)
Re:Slashdotted Already?!? (Score:1)
Re:How could he be watching? (Score:1)
I can see that conversation (Score:2)
Bond:[whack][whack][whack]
Geek:"uughhh
Re:drill case joke (Score:2)
Re:Why GPS? (Score:2)
I actually saw a TV programme where two drivers {one with GPS, the other with map and compass} set off to find the same pl
Re:From the article.. (Score:2)
What is it?
Re:Slashdot Posts Non-story (Score:3, Insightful)