Principal Photography on Star Wars III Complete 391
An anonymous reader writes "Principal photography for Star Wars III ended yesterday, and they're starting up on the 18 month post-production. Although denied by ILM, here is a quick taste of what the story for episode III might be like (either taken from Lucas' journal in 1983, or just a fake from an insider way back then)."
BAH! (Score:5, Interesting)
Hmmm...Where have I known that taste before? Ah yes! The well familiar taste of bullshit! [geocities.com] And when this guy was done writing "Ep III" he might well have tried his hand at another brand of fan fiction. [sfi.org]
Lucas' stroytelling prowess seems to have diminished with the ensuing decades after Jedi, but have they diminished this much? I sincerely doubt it. Even taking Ep I into consideration.
Face it folks. We're waiting until the release date.
AS much as my enjoyment of the franchise has diminished with age (damn you adulthood!!!) I am intrigued to see how the movie franchise will end.
Until Lucas changes his mind and decides once more to make the last trilogy
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I've never understood the balance crap
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Weisenheimer! If you read a little more carefully you'll see that I said: [slashdot.org] I am intrigued to see how the movie franchise will end.
Note, what I did NOT say is that Ep III is how the story will end. [imdb.com] But, again, unless Lucas changes his mind* THIS [starwars.com] is how the movie franchise will end. You wanna pick nits? Let's pick some nits! Yeeeeeaah! C'MOWN!!! How ya like me now???
*Of note is that therobot 4-LOM [starwars.com] stood for "For love of Money". And where money is the motivating factor, I don't think we can entirely rule out the last trilogy ever being made.
Re:BAH! (Score:3, Informative)
That this "script" has got to be some fanboy's interpolation between Ep II and Ep IV, cobbled together out of famous epics and the author's (somewhat lacking) imagination.
Even Lucas is not egotistical enough to red
re: BAH! (Score:3, Interesting)
"there was no father"--shmi skywalker, TPM.
ed
Re: BAH! (Score:4, Funny)
Not the block, the stick. Jesus is the new Messiah on a Stick.
Anakin (Score:5, Funny)
On the molten, volcanic world of Sigma Vulcanus, Anakin Skywalker, a handsome, swarthy man with a dignified stature, makes an important discovery.
Wow. What a picture-perfect description of Hayden Christenson...
Now if the script described Anakin as a punk-ass little pretty-boy shithead with a dippy smile, I'd be more inclined to believe this "script" :)
GMD
Re:Anakin (Score:4, Funny)
Re:BAH! (Score:5, Interesting)
Seriously, if you think this is bad you should track down an early draft of Episode IV...Luke had brothers, all of whom had gone off to fight the Empire. The Sith were mentioned. Meticlorians (sp?) were brought up. I first found a copy of the 2nd draft online about 1995. All the things that I thought were complete dreck, that I was so glad were cut from Ep. IV, ended up making it into I and II...
Spoiler (Score:2, Informative)
Palpatine becomes the Empreror, and the Jedi are hunted down, with only a few escaping.
Yoda lives through it, and so does Obi Wan Kenobi, Yoda goes to Dagobah (though it might not be revealed in the 3rd movie) and ObiWan goes to live on Tatooine, where Luke is left with his uncle Own Lars.
Re:Spoiler (Score:5, Funny)
Anakin IS LUKE'S FATHER!
Wait...
Re:Spoiler (Score:3, Insightful)
You wrote:
In episode 3 [...] Yoda goes to Dagobah (though it might not be revealed in the 3rd movie) [...]
I'm pretty sure, it will be shown. (I don't expect much new stuff in Episode III, BTW.) You remember the old tree on Dagobah, where Luke had his first "date" with the dark side of The Force? :-)
In Episode VI it is explained, that Yoda was able to hide on Dagobah, because he killed a Sith Lord there, exactly where that tree is, and whose left behind aura saved Yoda from being found by the emperor.
Re:BAH! (Score:2)
That's what I thought. Then I saw Star Wars Galaxies!
Re:BAH! (Score:3, Funny)
The prequel trilogy concentrated on the backstory of Anakin Skywalker.
The original trilogy concentrated on Luke and his relationship with his father
The sequel trilogy will concentrate on the last piece of the puzzle - Jar Jar. George will get his ultimate revenge on the fanboys and will create an entire sequel trilogy focusing on our favourite bumbling hero.
Re:BAH! (Score:5, Funny)
"Fall of the Republic mini-FAQ" version 1.0, January 1995.
by David Hines, dzhines@midway.uchicago.edu
Questions answered in this FAQ:
1. "Hey, everybody! I've got this thing called "Fall of the Republic -"
2. "Why are you guys screaming like that?"
3. "What's a FAQ, and why does FotR need one?"
4. "Okay, so what's the deal with FotR?"
5. "What do you mean, it's not real?"
6. "Yeah, what's this about the third episode? Wasn't that Return of the Jedi?"
7. "Okay. FotR is a fake, but where did it come from?"
8. "Where is FotR available on the Internet?"
9. "Okay, I've got FotR. How do I convert it into something I can read?"
10. "I don't have ftp access. What do I do?"
1. "Hey, everybody! I've got this thing called "Fall of the Republic -"
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
2. "Why are you guys screaming like that?"
Well, you see, some topics get rehashed quite a bit on this newsgroup. That's understandable, since more people come on to usenet every day. Even if, as is recommended, you lurk in a new newsgroup [lurk: read without posting] for a whole week before you make your first post, you'll miss some of the discussion that's gone before.
Some topics get endlessly rehashed. Topics like bloopers and Mark Hamill's car accident have been brought up over and over, until most people are heartily sick of them.
"Fall of the Republic" [hereafter FotR] is one of those topics. People keep bringing it up when they join the newsgroup. Recently, there has been a huge surge of folks pointing out the existence of FotR. As a result, this mini-FAQ was composed.
3. "What's a FAQ, and why does FotR need one?"
FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions. A FAQ lists the questions and their answers. FotR needs a FAQ because so many people have questions about it.
4. "Okay, so what's the deal with FotR?"
It's not real.
5. "What do you mean, it's not real?"
Well, it is real, if by "real" you mean that it really exists, and has been written by somebody.
However, FotR is not "real" in the sense that it is not a real story treatment for the third episode of the Star Wars saga.
6. "Yeah, what's this about the third episode? Wasn't that Return of the Jedi?"
No, that was the sixth episode. RotJ was, however, the third film to be released. Basically, the Trilogy we know is composed of episodes four through six. Lucas is now working on the scripts for episodes one through three. The films are due out in 1998; for more information, see the New Movies FAQ, kept by Aditya Sood.
7. "Okay. FotR is a fake, but where did it come from?"
Good question. "John L. Flynn" is listed as the author, but no one really knows who wrote it, except perhaps the author himself.
Before it was made available on the Internet, most people picked it up at conventions. Dealers sold it at their tables; as far as we know, the story treatment (it's too brief to be a script) made its debut around 1983 or so. It may have been around earlier.
The earliest possible date for it is 1979, which is when "Star Wars" was rereleased with the subtitle "Episode IV: A New Hope." Before then, "Star Wars" was just "Star Wars;" no one could have known about Episode III being a prequel. Most reports, however (I'm using hearsay, admittedly, from reports of people on the group who remember FotR from *way* back) place it at about 1983.
8. "Where is FotR available on the Internet?"
It's at wpi.wpi.edu, in the directory starwars/stories. Log in with "anonymous" as your username and your email address as your password.
9. "Okay, I've got FotR. How do I convert it into something I can read?"
To quote the wpi server itself:
250- All ascii text files are compressed (.Z suffix) to save on room. On
250- Unix systems just type - uncompress file.Z - to uncompress it.
250- MAC user can use the program maccompress-32.hqx - It
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Re:BAH! BAH! BAH! fake (Score:5, Informative)
Re:BAH! BAH! BAH! fake (Score:3, Insightful)
No Lucas clearly understands that Darth and Anakin skywalker are the same character. Back in the 80's when he spoke of 9 movies it was to be 3 independent 3 movie sets. The "first" was set long before the original, the characters from the "first" 3 would have been long dead before the original was to have occured. The last 3 were to have been after the original. He stated that. I don't recall if he was as clear about how far past the original th
Re:BAH! (Score:2)
Actually, I might see that for the laugh value. It's probably the only way left to get me to watch another Star Wars movie.
Re:Political Correctness? (Score:2)
I'm just dying to know -- how is it that "political correctness" has spoiled Star Wars in particular? You've just said it would ruin the series if we let it go any further, right?
Seems to me like if Lucas'd left out the Stepinfetchit CGI character, and maybe made the trade confederation something other than cardboard standups with vaguely asian traits, he'd have had better movies the last two times around -- just as popcorn movies, leaving alone any sort of "correctness" you want to whine about. Isn't it
Re:This is terrible (Score:3, Funny)
Sadly, it's almost too believable.
WOW (Score:2, Funny)
stolen script (Score:5, Funny)
Scanned script direct from George Lucas' desk:There, I've save you $8.00.
My starwars script, by Anne Elk (Score:2, Interesting)
Funny... (Score:2, Funny)
As well you should be, boy. We are supposed to all be clones,
but you look different, which makes you a threat to our morale.
You are hereby banished from the clone army, never to return.
HAN SOLO
That suits me fine, I will make my way as a rogue.
Han Solo gets up from the table, knocks over his chair, picks up a
duffel bag and walks away. He opens the bag and there is a puppy
inside. He takes it out and kisses it on the head.
HAN SOL
The Big Question... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:The Big Question... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Big Question... (Score:3, Insightful)
Lucas could make him a hero (Score:5, Funny)
A nice 30 sec bit of him bumping into Jar Jar "accidently" knocking him off a very high cliff and then saying "oops" and running off.
Ben
Re:Lucas could make him a hero (Score:3, Funny)
He could then shout "I've got the conch!"
Re:The Big Question... (Score:2)
The IMPORTANT question is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The IMPORTANT question is... (Score:3, Funny)
ACTUALLY the IMPORTANT question is... (Score:2)
I think the MORE IMPORTANT question is:
Which version [jedimaster.net] of the Star Wars Kid will they digitize into the final release of the movie?
There went the quick taste. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:There went the quick taste. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:There went the quick taste. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:There went the quick taste. (Score:2)
Of course, they could at least link to Google caches of the sites after they give the subscribers their taste..
Please tell me you're joking (Score:2)
Slashdot should be more responsible than to post links to personal sites with low bandwidth quotas.
This is the dumbest thing I've heard here in awhile. Typically, the sites that have high bandwidth quotas are the already-popular, mainstream crap that I am inundated with from every other source. One of the reasons I come here to slashdot is to discover some little-known, alternative-viewpoint material on the web. They typically do not have large bandwidth quotas because, let's face it, they languish in
Re:Please tell me you're joking (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Please tell me you're joking (Score:3, Funny)
I'm betting... (Score:3, Funny)
Linking to GeoCities? (Score:5, Informative)
Damn thing's slashdotted before a comment's posted. Fortunately, Google's cache [216.239.39.104] is on the case.
Re:Linking to GeoCities? (Score:5, Funny)
Y'arr!
Re:Linking to GeoCities? (Score:3, Funny)
Good old google! (Score:4, Informative)
Don't you people learn? (Score:4, Insightful)
Mirror (Score:5, Informative)
mirror [enusbaum.com]
For those who care... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:For those who care... (Score:3, Funny)
Episode III script... (Score:5, Funny)
Some Of Lucas's best work yet
Oh well (Score:2)
Not that I expected the link to be legitimate anyway. Although, I did read a plot synopsis of Episode II a few months before it came out that turned out to be 100% accurate. Nevertheless, it's way too early for "leaked" summaries on this one.
Hold on to your seat kids... (Score:5, Funny)
Here's one of them (Score:5, Funny)
DARTH JAR JAR Mesa not cuttin' off mesa arms, mesa not cuttin' off mesa legs! Mesa muy good with a lightsaber, Darth Sidious!
DARTH SIDIOUS (massaging his temple) Christ, I need a Tylenol.
DARTH JAR JAR Whatsa bein' wrong, Darth Sidious?
DARTH SIDIOUS Jar Jar, please, don't talk again. Just listen to me.
DARTH JAR JAR Okieday! Mesa listenin' to you now!
DARTH SIDIOUS God, I need a drink, too. Look, Jar Jar. I'm going to take you to fight the Jedi. We're going to lure Anakin to the Dark Side, and...
DARTH JAR JAR (interrupting) Nooooo! Little Annie?
DARTH SIDIOUS Jar Jar, I'm serious. Shut your stupid mouth and listen to me, or I will make you suffer as you've never suffered before, all right?
DARTH JAR JAR Okieday, mesa shuttin mesa mouth now!
DARTH SIDIOUS Jesus. All right, here's the deal - we lure Anakin over to the Dark Side, which should be easy to do. I'm surprised he hasn't drifted over here yet of his own free will. He was a little pouty brat of a kid, and he was a surly, rude, angry teenager who pouted and got all pissy when he didn't get his own way. Now he's a little older and he's still acting like a petulant teenager. I will simply have him embrace his rage, and he will join us.
DARTH JAR JAR But Darth Sidious, if Annie besa joinin' us, doesn't that mean hesa goin' to have to kill mesa?
DARTH SIDIOUS (hurriedly) No, no, of course not, Jar Jar. We've...um...abandoned those usual rules. Yeah, that's right. Now there can be a master and two apprentices.
DARTH JAR JAR Oooooohhhhhhh. Okieday! Mesa ready to besa killin' the Jedi!
DARTH SIDIOUS (quietly) I can't wait until Anakin joins us.
BOBA FETT steps out on to the balcony. SIDIOUS and JAR JAR turn to look at him.
DARTH JAR JAR Hey there, little Boba! How's yousa doin' today?
BOBA FETT Shut up, Jar Jar.
DARTH SIDIOUS Now, Boba, is that any way to talk to a Sith Lord?
BOBA FETT (his mouth hangs open in amazement for a moment, but then he composes himself) You've got to be kidding me. Tell me that's a joke.
DARTH JAR JAR Nonono, it's not bein' a joke! Mesa a Sith Lord! Mesa havin' mesa own lightsaber!
BOBA FETT This has got to be the stupidest damned thing you've ever done, Palpatine.
DARTH SIDIOUS What did I tell you? When I'm in the robes, you're supposed to call me Darth Sidious.
BOBA FETT Oh, blow me.
DARTH SIDIOUS Boba, you will maintain a tone of respect with me, or I swear that I will...
BOBA FETT (interrupting) You'll what? Oooooh, more threats. I'm really scared of you, "dad."
DARTH SIDIOUS That's it! Go to your room!
BOBA FETT No.
DARTH SIDIOUS Go to your room, Boba, or I'll have Jar Jar here cut off your head.
BOBA FETT If he doesn't cut his own head off first. Stupid, clumsy idiot.
DARTH SIDIOUS That's enough, Boba! Go to your room!
I've found this one too (Score:5, Funny)
YODA and ANAKIN sidle up to the bar. The BARTENDER eyes the sabers on their belts suspiciously.
BARTENDER: We don't serve your kind here.
ANAKIN: (Gestures in some arbitrary, mystical manner) You need to go outside now and shave a bantha. We should serve ourselves.
BARTENDER: I need to go out back and shave a bantha. Why don't you two gentlemen serve yourselves.
ANAKIN Force-pours himself and YODA a couple of tall, stiff drinks.
YODA: (Shaking his head remorsefully) Strong in the Force you have become indeed, Anakin. Powers you are not using responsible. (YODA grumbles) Not responsible. Not responsible.
ANAKIN: With all due respect Master Yoda, coming here was at your request. Not only have I prevented a conflict, but now we have an open bar.
YODA: (Sighing in resignation) Then knocking a few back, we will be, and explaining I will the reason of this meeting.
TRANSITION- Now ANAKIN is Force-pouring rows of drinks, sloppily, for a garrolously cheering crowd of CGI, puppets, and whatever monster suited extras we had in the closet. 'Friends' cast cameo.
ANAKIN: Woohooo! Make mine a Force Light!
YODA: Talking we must.
ANAKIN: Okay. But do you gotta keep talking like you learned your grammar from an electrocuted Wookiee?
YODA: Comment sliding I will let. Talk to you of Amidala, I must.
ANAKIN: Awww you're not going to start coming down on me like the Jedi Council, all, 'marriage is forbidden' this and 'we're throwing you out' that are ya?
YODA: Spending too much time from Amidala you have been. Speaking with Master Yoda she has.
ANAKIN: (briefly sobering up) WHAT? The bitch lies! I never laid a hand on her!
YODA: Calm, young Anakin. She is lonely. Only seeking companionship she was. Busy you have been.
ANAKIN: (Glowering) What I do wi' my time is my bi'ness.
YODA: Indeed it is... indeed it is.
ANAKIN: Will you drop this pretentious, ancient green sage midget nonsense for one minute and get to your point?
YODA: As you wish. Lonely woman, this Amidala. Seek comfort with old Jedi she did. Leads to other things, one thing does. (YODA giggles impishly) Little Yoda needed some comforting too.
ANAKIN: (Sputtering) You... she... WHAT?
YODA: Woman with needs, Amidala is. Old Jedi knows more tricks than just lightsaber.
ANAKIN: (Staring a moment) How is that even possible! WAIT, don't even respond. You're supposed to be a Master! You're not supposed to be doing that anyway!
YODA: Falling in love is expressly forbidden, but love in general is not. Besides. Jedi Master I am. Jedi Monk I am not.
ANAKIN: I'MA KILL THAT BITCH!
YODA: Find her, you will not. Hidden from you she is.
Queue the Linkin Park plug music. ANAKIN howls all angsty, Force-smashes a bunch of bottles and cups into the wall. The crowd gets upset and starts booing him. ANAKIN, knowing his kung fu is inferior to YODA's, pouts and then jumps out a window, bawling the entire way. YODA calmly finishes his drink.
YODA: Never trust a politician, told him I did.
Re:Here's one of them (Score:2)
principal photography is meaningless... (Score:5, Insightful)
Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm trolling. But Episode 1 was so disheartening that I didn't even bother seeing Episode 2, and Episode 3 has elicited zero excitement from me. So, whoopeedoo, we've got the stonefaced lines-reciting from Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman. Big deal.
Re:principal photography is meaningless... (Score:2)
My feelings exactly. How anybody can get excited over the bullshit Star Wars "philosophy," terrible scripts, poorly directed actors, boring storytelling, and average special effects is a mystery to me.
If Ridley Scott, Spike Lee, or the Wachowski brothers were to do it, with no intervention from George Lucas, that would be another story.
prepare for cutesy scenes! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:prepare for cutesy scenes! (Score:5, Funny)
Only if baby Greedo throws a tater-tot first.
Re:prepare for cutesy scenes! (Score:2)
Yeah, but only if... (Score:2)
Baby Greedo hucks a lima bean at Baby Han first.
Does this mean... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Does this mean... (Score:2)
As If.... (Score:5, Funny)
Episodes 4-6: I liked them. They were the cowboy fantasy with a tale to tell of redemption, growing into an adult, and the small, plucky rebellion beating the odds against an Empire of British accented bad guys.
Episodes 1-2? We've got some of the worst scripting that has ever happened. Episode 2 alone was nearly a black hole in a craptastic display that was barely saved by the precense of Ass Kickin' Yoda. (And it still had the stupid heroes who couldn't seem to figure out how to roll out of the way of a falling hunk of metal so Yoda had to save their dumb asses rather than taking out the "Bad Guy".)
So unless Episode 3 has a huge song and dance scene with a whole parade of digially generated Natalie Portmans in that super tight white Princess Leia like outfits singing "You Are My Sunshine", I'll just wait until it shows up as a special on Fox.
With plenty of commercial interruptions so I can have a time for hurlage.
Re:As If.... (Score:2)
Word has it that no late audience members will be admitted during the breathtaking hot grits scene.
Warning! Major Spoiler. (Score:5, Funny)
"Anakin, Meesa your father."
"Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
Episode VII (Score:5, Interesting)
I can no longer watch this series. (Score:4, Funny)
Gak.
What's next? (Score:4, Funny)
Luckly the plot for Return Of The Kind is kept under lock and key
A Fake (Score:2)
No SWK then? (Score:2)
Two words. (Score:5, Funny)
hmm.. what do you suppose (Score:3, Funny)
who cares (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:who cares (Score:3, Insightful)
Then I must not be considered part of "a lot of people." You don't speak for me. Then again, I understand that the films are meant to be fun and enjoyed purely on that level alone. Apparently some of you are looking for a life-changing experience. Tell you what--go read a Shirley Maclaine book and leave the rest of us the fuck alone, okay?
Hopefully Tarantino won't suffer this fate.
When Quentin "steal ever
My Vow... (Score:2)
Episode III spoiler FREE
Re:My Vow... (Score:3, Insightful)
Me, too! There's only one more chance.
And, despite what people say, I think all five movies so far have been great.
You know you'll go to the dark side... (Score:5, Insightful)
But let's face it - nothing any better is going to be on at the theater, and you've seen all the other ones, so you're gonna go see this one as well. You know it, I know it, the dark side is calling and you're gonna suck it.
Then you'll complain in the following 'review' story on slashdot about how you were right, it sucked, and you wasted money and time.
Let's just cut to the chase. You're most likely a guy. You like action scenes. The movie could suck, the characters and plot could suck, but as long as it has one or two good fight scenes, you'll be all over it.
Nothing to be ashamed of. Go to the theater (because you don't have the big screen and kick-butt sound system you are planning on building someday), pay up, enjoy the fighting, and go home and then complain about it.
-Adam
I'm afraid you're wrong (Score:3, Insightful)
Public Service Announcement (Score:5, Funny)
$ grep "Jar Jar" episodeIII.txt
$
I'm sold.
Lucasfilm (Score:5, Insightful)
If only they had some good writers. As Harrison Ford once said, "George, you can write this stuff, but nobody can say it."
The real question is: (Score:2)
Will Jar-Jar be back in Episode III? And will ILM insert him into episodes IV, V, and VI??
Hoax (Score:2)
I think they meant Prince Valium. Either that, or Mel Brooks is psychic in his parodies...
Old Book (Score:4, Informative)
Some signal to go with the noise... (Score:3, Informative)
Here's a picture of Anakin/Vader [news.com.au] in Episode III.
Finally, if you're into minor spoilers, head over to the IMDB record for Episode III [imdb.com], and you might recognize some interesting character names in the cast list...
Re:YAY! (Score:5, Funny)
I can accept bad spelling from slashdotters but bad math is just scary.
Re:YAY! (Score:2)
Well.. If there's a bright centre to the universe, it's the planet farthest from.
I've gotta go and fix some moisture evaporators now. And find that missing droid.
Re:YAY! (Score:5, Funny)
Are you saying the plot blows?
Re:A suggestion (Score:2)
Replying to my own posts, how sad.
Might as just well use Google.
Re:A suggestion (Score:2)
Re:Google Cache (Score:2)
Re:amazing (Score:2)
Re:Droid question (Score:4, Informative)
So: does Vader ever actually see R2D2 and C3PO together in episodes IV to VI? I can't remember.
Yes, and no. He may have seen them go to the Millenium Falcon in Episode IV, but he was also fighting ObiWan at the moment. He may have spied them on the moon of Endor where he picked up Luke, but I don't think he spent any time spying on them. The only times in Episode V that the droids were together were at the beginning, before Vader even showed up on Hoth (He might've caught a glimpse of 3PO running up the ramp to the Falcon) but split up soon afterward. Later on, they hooked up again, in Bespin, but by then Vader was trying to kick his son's ass.
There are lots of similar droids, true. I don't think he would've recognized R2D2 except by temperament, but he never had an opportunity to observe artoo's temperament. I think he would have recognized threepio, though, since he was looking basically the same as he had in Episode II. However, he didn't get much exposure to threepio. Remember that when he took everyone prisoner, threepio had been blown to bits. Then he saw threepio strapped to Chewie's back, but still in pieces.
I think that Lucas wouldn't have done what he did with the droids if it were actually possible for Vader to have interacted with them in the other movies. That would have been a plot hole even he couldn't fill with BS.
Re:Principal photography... (Score:5, Funny)