Made for TV Ewok Movies to be Released on DVD 242
thebus writes "I just wanted to let you know that I got an email from Amazon today informing me that two of the greatest made for TV movies of all time will be coming out on one DVD on Nov. 23rd 2004. Prepare yourself for the Star Wars Ewok Adventures - Caravan of Courage and The Battle for Endor."
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The teddy bear shot first.
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Does that make them Ewokie-talkies?
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Let me be the first to say... (Score:5, Funny)
I can hardly wait.
Stupid slashdot... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Stupid slashdot... (Score:5, Funny)
look at the reviews... (Score:4, Interesting)
Let me just start out by saying that the Ewoks are the single most underrated cinematic creations of all time. I love those little dudes! I love these little movies, too. Though I haven't seen them for a good six years or more, I remember absolutely loving them when I was little. They always made me want to go climb a tree and pretend I was an Ewok! Honestly, WHO would not want to live in hundred-foot trees, leaping on vines and speaking in those funky voices?! Um, anyway, just to give you the idea how much I love Ewoks . . . . . .
Plus, to all you Ewok-bashers out there, they were successful enough to star in not one, but TWO solo adventure movies. HA HA HA!!
There had been rumors of an eventual DVD release of these two films for years. (That fawlty announcement of a three-disc ultimate collector's edition was a doozy.) Now, it's official: Come November, Ewoks fans across the nation can rejoice!! Though not in any special edition format (which coud be expected from two 80s TV movies), just having these priceless gems on DVD will be enough."
Um, right. Long live the ewoks!
Re:look at the reviews... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:look at the reviews... (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:look at the reviews... (Score:2)
Lemme guess, your mother didn't give you enough attention when you were growing up??
Re:look at the reviews... (Score:4, Funny)
Me too!
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Well, that's kinda what you have to do to get 'em to lie still long enough to get 'em on the open pit barbeque.
As a cooking tip just make sure you turn them often enough to burn off all the artificial bear fur, assuming you haven't skinned them for fly tying material. Lotta good Squirrel Tail streamers on an Ewok.
Skinning is prefered anyway, as that removes the zipper as well.
KFG
Re:look at the reviews... (Score:3, Funny)
Meesa so horny. Meesa love you long time.
What happens on Endor, stays on Endor. (Score:2, Funny)
1. Ewoks are mammals.
2. Ewoks fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Ewok is to flip out and cook people.
a fool and his money (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:a fool and his money (Score:3, Interesting)
You underestimate the power of the star wars fan boy. My friend would probably trample on old lady in a wal-mart to get his hands on one of these. Not because its good, but because its in any way, shape, or form related to Stars Wars in all his "glory."
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Caravan of Courage and The Battle for Endor (Score:5, Funny)
Return of the merchandising
Re: Caravan of Courage and The Battle for Endor (Score:2)
Woah! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Woah! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Woah! (Score:5, Funny)
Don't get burned! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Don't get burned! (Score:2)
Nice try but it's a now win scenario (Score:2)
IMDb info for the uninformed (Score:5, Informative)
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor [imdb.com].
Clearly not all the viewers share the submitter's appreciation of these movies!
ugh (Score:5, Funny)
You have self control (Score:2)
Now I have to call the dogs to clean it up.
Where's the Chewbacca Christmas Special? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Where's the Chewbacca Christmas Special? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Where's the Chewbacca Christmas Special? (Score:2)
And don't forget... (Score:2)
is that the one... (Score:2)
Ethel Merman (Score:2)
Re:Where's the Chewbacca Christmas Special? (Score:2)
If it's a childhood memory of yours, do yourself a favor and leave it there. The Star Wars Holiday Special is really one of the worst things ever conceived by man. It's not "so bad it's good" -- it's "so bad it makes the whole world worse just by existing."
not a Christmas Special... (Score:2)
So... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:2)
Re:So... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:2)
I wouldn't be so sure in making ANY judgements about the man's taste.
carrie fisher sings... (Score:2)
*shudder*
bah (Score:2, Funny)
Question (Score:2, Funny)
Great. More Ewoks (Score:5, Insightful)
I always viewed Ewoks as the first sign of the trend that eventually peaked with one Jar-Jar Binks. I heard somewhere Endor was originally supposed to be full of Wookies - what happened to that?? That would have worked. Instead we had teddy bears fighting stormtroopers in armor with rocks! (BTY, I nominate stormtrooper armor for the Most Useless Armor Ever, based mostly on the Ewok battle.)
Thank goodness for Timothy Zahn. Without him I think I would have abandoned Star Wars.
Re:Great. More Ewoks (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, the hammer/club is an extremely effective weapon against people wearing armor intended to protect against piercing/slashing weapons. Even if it doesn't kill outright it knocks them down and stuns them long enough for you to stick your stiletto through their eyeslits.
Even armor intended to protect against such concussive impacts can only do so much if the wearer is to retain any sort of fighting mobility.
In any case the Stormtrooper's armor was clearly intended to protect against weapons such as the blaster, so you can only really judge it by its effectiveness against them.
Oh. Wait. Nevermind.
Ok, new theory. Stormtrooper armor was used primarily so that they could go out in public without having to worry about their hair and makeup.
KFG
Re:Great. More Ewoks (Score:2, Interesting)
Hmm... that doesn't quite sound right, does it? Maybe it was to make them feel invulnerable so that they'd march into the meatgrinder without fear?
Mod me down, and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
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Re:Great. More Ewoks (Score:2)
Similarly, a red Star Trek uniform makes you immune to bullets (but nothing else)
blasters seem to put holes right through most metal structures.
Trash receptacles excepted.
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Value of armour in real life (Score:3, Interesting)
But a for more important reason for wearing armour in modern time and I think this was the reason for th
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Ergo -- Lucas created Ewoks. Little teeensy furry cuuuuuuuuuuuute no-tech primitives that tore down the might of the Emperor's best legions through cunning and sheer force of will.
And ate them.
"Hey Leia
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It is well known that Lucas originally wanted Wookiees at the end of ROTJ. However, through the trilogy we see (through Chewbacca) that the Wookiees are in fact a technologically advanced race. You couldn't have a race that was capable of fixing a hyperdrive fighting its wars with sticks and rocks! Lucas wanted to stick with the theme of the technologically "superior" empire being defeated by primitive weapon
Re:Great. More Ewoks (Score:2)
I don't see why not. After all, humans have both advanced cultures capable of computers and rockets and primitive ones that can't even count beyond three.
Re:Great. More Ewoks (Score:3, Insightful)
Yes, this argument is true from an anthropological standpoint, but for fantasy/sci-fi filmmaking it doesn't work. In these genres, cultures within a species are usually merged into an archetype (or stereotype, if you will). The Empire: white homo-sapiens with British accents, Hutts: gangsters and criminals, Jawas: scavengers. SW isn't the only franchise
Ewok Song (Score:3, Insightful)
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Enhanced by marinading.
KFG
This starwars.. (Score:2)
It was neat in the 70's.
It was sorta neat in the 80's..
It was brought back in the 90's. It sucked.
And now, there's "Boxed Set", "Super Boxed Set", "Collecters Edition Boxed Set", "Totally Unrealesed Super Boxed Set" as nauseum.
Go read something, like Asimov's Foundatations trilogy, or some other Sci-fi.
This shit isnt sci-fi... More like populist vomit people watch.
Vox Populi (Score:2)
People are idiots.
Re:This starwars.. (Score:2)
Populist [reference.com]
Re:This starwars.. (Score:3, Insightful)
Star Wars is NOT populist. How could anyone be so wrong?
Star Wars is elitist. It describes a universe inhabited by virtuous royalty, where a few special people ("Jedi") have the inborn power to shape interstellar empires. It's all about genes and destiny above effort and self-determination.
Star Trek- now there's a populist space-opera franchise.
I just hope (Score:5, Interesting)
Daniel
Turn in your Geek Badge! (Score:2)
Do you speak ewok? (Score:5, Funny)
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah.
Yah wah, eee chop yah wah,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah
Coat ee chah tu yub nub,
Coat ee chah tu yah wah,
Coat ee chah tu glo wah.
allay loo ta nuv
Glo wah, eee chop glo wah, ya glo wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa.
Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub!)
coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah!)
coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa!)
allay loo tu nuv (3 times)
Glo wah, eee chop glo wah.
Ya glow wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa
allay loo tu nuv.
Re:Do you speak ewok? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Do you speak ewok? (Score:2, Informative)
I take solace in the fact that I'm less of a dork than the GP, though.
Well at least it isn't... (Score:2)
There's Ewok talk, there's Furby talk [langmaker.com], there's primitive-people-who-can't-count-past-three talk [slashdot.org]...
And then there's Toki Pona [tokipona.org].
Perhaps aimed at the younger set? (Score:2)
Ewok cartoon? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Ewok cartoon? (Score:2)
What about the Tusken Raiders Movie? (Score:2, Funny)
i saw one of these one time (Score:2)
Could have been cooler. (Score:2)
Re:Could have been cooler. (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, then they would have been The Wookiee Babies Special with baby Kermit and baby Miss Piggy as the guest stars.
KFG
Oh my. (Score:3, Funny)
Holiday Special (Score:2)
Happy Life Day, everybody!
the Ewok Adventures (Score:2)
I'll stand apart and say that I actually like these movies. They are much more psychedelic than the mainstream Star Wars movies, well, I'll take that back -- Episode 1 had some highly mind altering segments -- holding this quality that was instilled in me during my youth, along with classic like Pippi in the South Seas, Mary Poppins, and Kiss Meets the Phantom. Nostalgia purposes these movies are great for.
Besides, the annoying whining of the little Girl ("more water!
ARRGGHHH!!! (Score:2)
Trivia (Score:5, Interesting)
Funny sidenote to that. I lifeguarded for LucasFilm's Fourth of July company picnic there a year ago. Yup, I lifeguarded Lake Ewok. Anyway I got a Skywalker Ranch hat for doing that and every now and then I wear it. Last time I wore it out to dinner the waiter asked me if I was a moisture farmer! I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of dinner.
--HC
They disturbed me as a child (Score:2)
At least the MPAA doesn't have to worry... (Score:3, Funny)
Such insult (Score:2, Insightful)
Do not say these are better film than Master Ninja 1 & 2 starring Timothy Van Patten and Lee Van Cleef..... "Van^2", as I like to call them.
Pitch Black? (Score:2)
James
Then the Jar Jar specials must be next! (Score:2)
"Jar Jar: Meesa Fucking Ideeot!"
Ohh yeah ... sure ... (Score:2)
ObLuke quote. (Score:2)
I've seen the Star Wars Holiday Special (Score:4, Funny)
I've seen it. Twice. (Why? Evidence suggests I',m an idiot. No, wait, that wasn't it. I was going to do an article on it for someone, but never got around to it. Anyone out there want to pay me to write and publishthat article? I've just bought a house, so I need the money...)
As God is my witness, The Star Wars Holiday Special is worse than Manos, the Hands of Fate. SEE! Bea Arthur sing a Kurt Weil-esque ditty in the Cantina! SEE! Wookies speak incomprehensibly to each other for ten minutes. SEE! Jefferson Starship perform! (Actually, that's one of the higlights, not because its particularly good, but because it's a blessed relief from the show itself.) SEE! Mark Hamil wearing enough mascara and eyeliner to play the MC in a Fire Island production of Cabaret! SEE! Harvey Korman play three roles! SEE! Grandpa Wookie watching human psuedo-porn! SEE! An embalmed Art Carney! SEE! Carrie Fisher sing! SEE! The lowlight of careers for every single peraon involved!
He only appropriate way to release it on DVD would be with an extra track that consisted of nothing but everyone involved aplogizing for the entire length of the film. ("I'm really, really sorry. It was the 70s and they gave me an awful lot of coke before I signed the contract...")
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The two titles listed on amazon don't mention this movie (The Ewok Adventure)... after looking on IMDB it appears that "Caravan of Courage" is the same as "The Ewok Adventure".. so this is a must buy for reliving my childhood and realizing you can never be taken back, and almost everything you
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