Genetic Modification Produces Mighty Mouse 320
Identity Missing writes "An Ohio laboratory has produced genetically modified mice which 'can run five to six kilometres at a speed of 20 meters per minute on a treadmill, for up to six hours before stopping,' as well as a number of other remarkable feats. An enzyme called phosphoenolypyruvate carboxykinases (PEPCK-C) is apparently responsible, and we should hope that the scientists are correct in saying that athletes won't be modifying their genes any time soon to get it, because it apparently makes the mice more aggressive. If anyone feels a super villain coming on, at least we can rely on these Mighty Mice. A video demonstrates just how much these little guys beat the competition."
What Are We Doing Tonight Brain? (Score:4, Funny)
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Well, you know the next step... (Score:5, Funny)
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They end up playing a cat-and-mouse game!
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So if we have to GM our cats, I want some as well, so I can fight off the cat and mouse!
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Damn Japanese imports.
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P.S. please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Algernon's grave in the bak yard.
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20 meters to minute? Awesome! (Score:2)
Not the speed afaik (Score:2)
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Layne
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Still 6km is over 3.5 miles. I'd like to see the majority of
Are there any side effects, such as sudden death?
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If you're talking about scaling this up according to size/weight differences, it becomes a whole different deal. Estimating a mouse's length at about 15 cm and a person's at 2 meters, one had to make some 84 kilometers at 14 km/h. For comparison: A marathon is some 42 kilometers and done (world record) in two hours and a few minutes. I don't know too much about human s
I for one (Score:5, Interesting)
Ordinary mice are hard enough to control as pests...
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Also, they may be amazingly tough for mice, but you know, they're still mice. No matter how big and strong they may be, there are still plenty of critters bigger and stronger than they. If their aggression translates into a lack of caution around predators, then they'd essentially be nothing but a nice lean snack for health-conscious cats.
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A mouse like this will face a penalty for its increased speed. For a start, they will require more food (a scarce enough resource for any wild mouse) and since PEPCK is involved in gluconeogenesis (the manufacture of glucose from precursors such as protein and lipids) they will likely have a harder time laying down the fat needed to survuive the colder months.
Also, since these are albino mice they will likely face increased threat from predation (like most other albino animals) and thus face a signific
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Testosterone? (Score:2, Insightful)
RTFA much? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:RTFA much? (Score:5, Funny)
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Anything else you'd like summed up from the article?
Quite the Opposite (Score:2)
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Whatever you do... (Score:5, Funny)
Cool. (Score:5, Funny)
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PEBCAK? (Score:5, Funny)
I have a mighty mouse.... (Score:5, Funny)
you must have the Microsoft version connected .. (Score:2)
once it bites in your USB plug you'll never be able to unplug it
That happens when you don't think about Mice-World-Domination!
PEPCK Apoplecticism (Score:2)
Athletes? Who cares about them? We need to apply this to super-powered soldiers that can run all over the world aggressively killing anything and everything in their path!
Forget about ROID RAGE, now we have PEPCK APOPLECTICISM!
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The solder thing? You can bet 100% that this kind of thing is going on *already*. Where do you think the money comes for funding this kind of stuff.
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If they experimented on humans this much... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Apparently many researchers who do muscle augmentation research have to turn down eager calls from athletes and their coaches who want to be human test subjects, looking for any way to boost their abilities.
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If the people you are going to do the deadly experiments on do not consent, it's unethical (actually I'd say evil).
If you lie to them about the risks... also unethical (and a lot of medical testing downplays the risks and doesn't help the testees when something terrible happens) and only slightly less evil.
If you fully inform them off all the risks you are aware of and they give informed consent, then it is not evil.
as long as those experimented on agree with you (Score:2)
it is 100% ok to volunteer to have your life sacrificied for a good cause
it is very important to understand and discern the difference between these two scenarios
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In the UK we had one of these go wrong and several people actually died.. but OTOH they knew what they were signing up to.
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Might be an obstruction though.
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Mighty? (Score:5, Funny)
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Well remember, humans are only the third smartest creatures on Earth. After dolphins and mice . . . so what does that say about you
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Smarter mouse? (Score:5, Funny)
Pathetic! (Score:2)
You guys really need to check your definition of what a super villain is.
coming on? (Score:2)
Like in a bar? should I be worried about getting touched by evil people? Are genetically modified mice really my only line of defense?
Gerbils. (Score:2)
The gay supervillain thinks he's insering a normal Gerbil, butt he inserts the GM-Uber-Gerbil and that's the end of him.
This might overturn the old adage ... (Score:2)
These mice may be quick enough to not only get the cheese but also leave a tip. And if you piss them off they will move the loaded mousetrap onto your bedroom floor.
Watch out (Score:2)
Watch your cheese!
Steroids make people more agressive, too. (Score:5, Interesting)
Isn't this linked to the Wired article from over three years ago [wired.com] about experiments at Howard Hughes Medical Institute [hhmi.org] in which researchers were messing with PPAR-delta and got similar results? Where's the reference to earlier work on the subject?
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This has me worried (Score:5, Insightful)
As soon as a science has military application it gets billions poured into it. Even if there are beneficial offshoots to the research that follows the repercussions are usually awful. Think atom bombs and biological weapons.
It is not unreasonable at this point to wonder where we're going to end up as a species. If we can genetically create human beings with abilities that far outpace anything an unmodified can do will that become the norm?
In my lifetime (40 years) genetic modification has gone from theory to fact. I am worried that it will be horribly abused.
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"I'm all ears" -GR13 (Score:2)
Re:This has me worried (Score:4, Insightful)
You have a twisted view of the world, my friend.
I think a far more rational way of interpreting what happens is that the offshoots are awful (atom bombs, biological weapons), while the repercussions are beneficial (infectious disease research, nuclear power). Far more people are living longer, and better lives because of military-driven advancements in science, then the number of people that have been harmed or killed by the inventions that follow.
Worry but don't fear. (Score:2)
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Anyone watching 4400? Creating new sub-cultures with the power to do things others can't, isn't a good method for bringing people together. It is a receipt for ripping societies apart.
Now if they kept the numbers small it wouldn
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Of course, by "Freedom" I mean "High-Power Explosives"
Mice with friggin' lasers ? (Score:2)
Sharks were not so mobile on dry lands anyways
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_dolphin [wikipedia.org]
I am sure a mouse with a bug and transmitter or a microbomb on it could be developed, or more likely IS being developed.
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lol - 'microbomb'... what's that for, blowing up evil nanobots? A better use for attack mice would be to infect them with a viral or bacterial agent to which they are immune but humans are not and have them run bite the ankles of the bad guys. Note: Be careful handling them during their pre-mission briefing.
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Spidey sense? (Score:3, Informative)
The first thing I thought of was... (Score:3, Interesting)
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They need to create "Bunny" version (Score:5, Funny)
With all that $, they'll be able to fund future research...
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Mighty Mouse (Score:3, Funny)
It's a CYA (Score:2)
Site not Slashdotted? (Score:4, Funny)
Super Soldier? (Score:2)
we should hope that the scientists are correct in saying that athletes won't be modifying their genes any time soon to get it, because it apparently makes the mice more aggressive.
Is it just me being paranoid or does anyone else see the obvious application of an ultra-resistant hyper-aggressive human? Isn't a soldier capable of running for hours without stopping while killing everyone on his/her path without doubt or remorse one of those weapons that make generals and politicians dream wet dreams of a w
these mice have no food scarcity (Score:2)
all the experiments are doing is letting loose the maximum potential of the mouse. mother nature, evolution, purposefully attenuates this potential for an obvious reason: this mouse outruns, outlives, outreproduces... and OUTEATS normal mice
put this supermouse in the wild, and it will be quickly dead. because real mice face an enormous food resource pressure. and so it pays in the wild to need very little food, even when this reduces your overall capacity in other avenues of y
20 meters per minute = 0.74 mph (Score:2)
Remarkable? A 0.74 mph mouse is remarkably slow. [onlineconversion.com]
A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph. [catsinfo.com]
unethical? get over it! (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm tired of people claiming that it's "unethical" to enhance one's body--or destroy it for that matter. What substances I ingest or what modifications I make to my body is my own business. Even genetic modifications to one's own children aren't automatically "unethical".
Genetic engineering on humans is going to happen. Get over it.
20 (meters per minute) = 0.745645431 mph (Score:3, Informative)
that doesn't seem very fast for a mouse. Maybe running for 6 hours is amazing though.
Mice can run up to 4 Kilometers per hour this is around 2.48548477 mph
See: http://jeb.biologists.org/cgi/content/figsonly/207/22/3839 [biologists.org]
So they are running at around 30% of there maximum speed.
To put that into some perspective humans walk at around 3mph. and sprint for short distances at 20 Mph.
A 4 Minute mile is 15 Mph, this is considered very good for a runner.
The Marathon world record time running a 42.195 kilometers distance is 2 hours 4 minutes and 26 seconds, set in the Berlin Marathon by Haile Gebrselassie of Ethiopia on September 30, 2007.
This required an average speed of 13 Miles per hour for 2 hours. Just amazing really.
For regular humans in a Marathon the average time is more like to 4 hours or around 6.5 Mph.
http://www.marathonguide.com/features/Articles/2005RecapOverview.cfm [marathonguide.com]
So to compare this with mice a humans peak is 15Mph (4 minute Mile) so 30% of peak is is 4.5 Mph.
This accomplishment for mice is roughly equal to humans running at 4.5 Mph for 6 hours. for 27 miles or 43.452 kilometers just over a marathon distance. 6 Hour times are well below average and would be the slow runners in a marathon.
So the mice are running a slow Marathon! Well below a human average.
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