Second Time 'Round - the Zune Flash In-Depth 180
J Mallard writes "Ars Technica has an in-depth review of the new Zune Flash. The overall verdict? An improvement over the original, with some caveats. 'I suspect there's a special shotgun in Redmond passed around ceremonially to the different divisions so each can shoot itself in the foot. When the shotgun arrived at the Zune team HQ, it appears to have been directed squarely at one of the most promising new features the device has to offer: autosyncing of recorded TV content ... [Specifically,] DVR-MS support for unprotected standard definition TV recordings from Windows Media Center. HDTV and protected recordings are not supported.' Let me make sure I understand this: at this point, a consumer has purchased a PC, Vista, a tuner card, and a Zune, but still can't be trusted with high-def content? Nice.'"
All software has bugs and/or design faux-pas... (Score:2)
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I don't know about the DirectTV stuff, but last I checked, the QAM is more from the cable providers, etc. not wanting that stuff available to the consumer, so making it an issue.
AFAIK, no other OS has any encrypt
Re:All software has bugs and/or design faux-pas... (Score:5, Insightful)
Fix the horrible playlist support on the Zune first. That was the one thing i was hoping they'd fix this time around but instead it's still an epic fail.
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This limitation means you can't sync certain shows you've recorded to your Zune, just because the channel/show happens to be in HD. Arbitrary annoyance, and kinda dumb, really.
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MSFT focuses on stuff that is whizzbang and makes for good press releases instead of just making the damn thing work properly. Typical, and not surprising. Really, do
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And it saves the time to downconvert it by hand if it can be done on the fly (though if you have a transfer app, you should just use that).
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With an 8 GB device, you have to transcode anyhow. There's no way you can fit a HDTV movie or show on it, unless you use quality so low that it's questionable why you bother to record in HDTV in the first place.
So if you have to transcode anyhow, why not transcode to a format that the device can natively read, and save having to wait for transcoding to take place during sync (which is what otherwise will happen)? An
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What kind of screen is on this thing that it could actually DISPLAY HD content? The original Zune was only 320x240, and I can't imagine this one, even if improved, could be more than SD-resolution.
Is the complaint that the Zune doesn't allow you to play content that it's physically unable to display? Because, even for Slashdot, that's retarded.
I think this is what is most bothersome (Score:5, Insightful)
I think this is what is most bothersome, and tiresome, about the treadmill that is Microsoft's products, advertising, etc. From the article, yet again:
It's hard to imagine how this goes on and on, but it does. I don't know who it reflects more poorly on, Microsoft's disingenuousness (word?), or the public's collective willingness to be fooled again and again.
I've often referred to the Charlie Brown - Lucy tension as the perfect metaphor... Lucy promises to placehold the football so Charlie can kick it. He falls for it every time and she never fails to pull it away at the last second (I keep hoping there's one strip where she doesn't pull it away, but I never saw it.... anyone?). We, the public are Microsoft's Charlie Brown. Sigh.
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Re:I think this is what is most bothersomeLUCY& (Score:4, Funny)
I had long hoped to speak to Charles Schultz about this very item. It was my fond hope that in the very last Peanuts strip that Lucy wouldn't pull the ball away, and Charlie Brown finally kicks it...
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Lucy promises to placehold the football so Charlie can kick it. He falls for it every time and she never fails to pull it away at the last second (I keep hoping there's one strip where she doesn't pull it away, but I never saw it.... anyone?).
There was an episode of American Masters on PBS a couple weeks ago about Charles Schultz, and his wife said that some time after he'd finished the final cartoon he'd said something to the effect that "Drat! I ended the strip and he never did kick that football!"
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Microsoft may have invented an entirely new form of advertising, called "Eye-Ware".
They know perfectly well their 0.1 release of something is garbage
Then their 3rd revision becomes mostly usable, at which point their FUD campaign may have had time to work.
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I'd posit that Microsoft is more like Garfield, Cathy, or Family Circus. They're all there on the comics page, sometimes called the "funny papers," so week after week, you expect them to be at least mildly funny.
And yet, they never are. Not only that, but they're pitifully unfunny in the exact same way every week, and it's almost impossible not to read them in the vain hope the authors got a sense of humor, especially since they're practically FORCED down your throat by
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Probably not.
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HD? (Score:3, Insightful)
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If you have a TV tuner, you can set it to auto-record shows, and the Zune software will transcode it (and presumably bust it down to 320x240) for the Zune, and wirelessly sync it up. If you have a HD tuner (or even just a digital one, on some reports), it won't work.
The "coolness factor" isn't in the HD, but that you can record your daily television shows (say last night's talk shows), and they'll be automatically put on your device for the morning commute. The "shotgun-to-foot factor" is that it doesn't work unless you have an analog tuner card, even though analog broadcasts are going to disappear.
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The Microsoft Production Model (Score:4, Funny)
Translation: Release it. Fix it in SP1
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No, no, no. That's pretty much standard for most software. Microsoft's version actually goes like this:
Release it. Fix most of it with SP1, introduce new problems and incompatibilities. Repeat with subsequent patches until software becomes obsolete.
Positive review (Score:5, Insightful)
Heres another quote, from the conclusion:
We expect that the new lineup will help Microsoft become an established player in the PMP space over the next year. The updated devices should also put an end to the almost-endless set of Zune-related jokes, and they are an obvious choice for anyone who loves subscription music services.
Re:Positive review (Score:5, Insightful)
Ummmmm, because this is slashdot?
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In all seriousness though, I'm glad to see all of the improvements. I personally don't like iPod much because I don't like paying $250 for a device (actually, I won mine, so technically it was free...but the principle still holds true =) ) with a battery that conks ou
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Oh, and I thought ms was the spectacular, tentacular, fecal discharge of satan. Maybe even "separated at birth?" sometimes. But, "spawn" is generous.
Enjoy Slant.dot
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Says so right here [ipodbatteryfaq.com] and would, in any case, be an implied consumer right under many 'fitness for purpose' consumer protection regimes.
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My one sentence summary of the review: "It's a pretty neat devise that mostly does what you'd expect a music player to do, but there are some stupefying design decisions, and it doesn't really offer anything that will allow it to make significant inroads into the iPod dominated market."
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Product not customer (Score:5, Insightful)
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That idea is sorely underrepresented in a lot of discussions about "media content". Even ignoring the ad breaks in TV shows, there's still product placement within the shows. If you haven't seen it yet, either you don't watch TV or you haven't been paying close enough attention.
When you really evaluate what's going on in media companies, it's clear that even a lot of content that you pay for is still designed to serve as advertising. The music and movies you buy are rigged and designed to get you to buy into related brands and merchandizing. Listen to a record executive for a few minutes, and you'll realize that what they're really interested in is branding, marketing, merchandizing. The music is an advertisement for lifestyle products, clothing lines, etc.
So the business model, under this light, is the consumer as a customer. The content owners/producers are providing a service, but you aren't the customer, you're the product. The customer are the huge companies who produce loads of crap that no one really wants or needs. The service being provided is to convince you (essentially the product) into believing that you want and need crap that you don't actually want or need.
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The current business model is that the viewers pay with their time, the time they watch unwanted portions of the broadcast. And a few pay with actual dollars, pay per view, DVDs etc. But those who pay with money are swamped out by those who pay with their time. As it is the internet pipes are getting fatter and pretty soon it will be possible to
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As people desert the pay-with-your-time model and switches to pay-with-dollars model, there will be a seismic shift in the broadcast TV industry.
Probably not. Even if you pay for it, they're going to stick ads in it. One of the things you have to understand is that they make way more money with ads than if you pay for it. You might be thinking, "If people have to pay to watch their favorite shows, they won't be willing to sit through ads!" But remember, people thought cable TV was crazy because "no on
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Isn't that kind of a useless statistic? If disposable income is what you have left over after you pay for the basic necessities to not die, isn't it obvious that rich people are going to have most of the disposable income?
And that's not to say that the other 90% of the people can't afford DVD's or cable. You're using percentages when absolute numbers are required.
And broadcaste
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Ha! You think people are going to stop watching TV if the content is bad enough?! Hogwash. It doesn't matter how horrible and stupid TV shows are, people will never stop watching TV. It's too hypnotic. Too easy an escape. All broadcasters have to do is runs ads that successfully convince you that you'll be happier if you watch their show instead of the other guys'.
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And terrorists in real life don't drive around cities in identical brand-new Dodge Caravans?
Ridiculous!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108983/ [imdb.com]
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It's gotten much more integrated in weird ways. There was an episode of Heroes recently where Clarie's father gave her a car. No big deal, except that Claire mentioned the brand name of the car, and how cool the car was was. Then they had a commercial break with a commercial for the same car. It was one of the more obvious/awkward moments of product placement in Heroes (there's TONS of product placement in that show), but I wonder how many people didn't even think about how weird it was.
Really, product
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It's not working. There's no way I'm ever flying Oceanic, and I haven't been able to find any Dharma Initiative brand products in any of my local grocery stores.
That's a little simplistic, don't you think? (Score:2)
Should this be the way it is? I don't think so. I'd pay money for a quality show. They could give new shows away for free t
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This also explains why Lwn, which at Johns last status-update had like 90% of its income directly from subscribers and 10% from other sources (including advertising) is as stellar as it is.
Apart from the fact that the staff is on the level, it can't hurt that the subscribers are the actual customers, the ones whose opinion matters. There's something to be said for that.
If Advertisers and Readers have different interests on Lwn -- the advertisers yield. Which is very different f
I wouldn't trust them either... (Score:2)
(Seriously, I have Vista and have been more than happy with it.)
Mr. Gates, Tear Down This Wall! (Score:4, Insightful)
What makes it all doubly stupid is that Microsoft is able to identify copyrighted files that aren't allowed to be shared (e.g. Frank Sinatra) through WiFi.
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Well... Yes and no. The problem is, of course, that 99% of the content people will end up "squirting" to each other will in fact be illegal. After all, like Apple has admitted themselves, the VAST VAST majority of a user's music library consists to ripped, downloaded or otherwise finangled music that are not downloaded off any online store. Sure, you could scan track names and try to guess at its copyright status, but that's neither foolproof nor a good solution.
So MS was staring at two options:
1 - All
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In what way is ripped an issue here? I have thousands of tracks ripped of my CD collection. I paid to listen to those tracks; I didn't "buy" the CD any more than I "buy" a cup when I go to Starbucks (try serving me a blank CD or an empty cup to find out the distinction between media and content).
So. You go
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Second, it doesn't matter what YOU think about whether piracy is free advertising or a crime or what. It doesn't even matter what Microsoft thinks about that. It matters what others will think of Microsoft "promoting" piracy in this way. Who, you may ask? Why, the people the GP listed and you cut out of your response. Th
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Then again I bought a refurbished zune from woot for 80 dollars. THe 200 or so dollars I saved over buying the over-priced and just-as locked down ipod makes me
Not just Microsoft. (Score:2)
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Quite a bargain (Score:4, Interesting)
An improvement in looks but still too generic (Score:2)
Say after me, !Premium Content, !Premium Content. (Score:2)
I fail to see why anyone would be surprised by this, we are seeing this everyday in so many different ways, but especially with content. Smart people have been thinking long and hard how to get arou
One more version to go! (Score:2)
Sweet! Only one rev left until we get to MS's famous "adequate" 3.0 phase!
Did the author mean to be this funny? (Score:2)
(No additional comment needed.)
Zune Owner, HD Works Fine (Score:5, Informative)
MOD PARENT UP (Score:2)
Still Copying Apple After All These Years (Score:2, Insightful)
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Lack of a wireless musical store. DRMed to Death. Doesn't support Microsoft's own Play for Sure content.
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Zune just makes me think of a cat throwing up.
I have an IPod Nano (Score:2)
It is a rectangle white one one side and shinny metal on the other. Yea it doesn't clash with anything but I don't find it out of this world.
The audio jack is on the bottom of my nano. Really annoying because it have to stick it in my pocket upside down to have enough lead on my ear buds.
The UI is nice but it is hard to use in the dark. I use my IPod when I am out walking my dog at night so that lack of tactile feedback is really a pain.
The elegance of the i
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Its backlit, and it only has one UI element - the click wheel, which has different textures based on where you are. I can position my finger accurately by feel. And once I've selected a play list I can operate it effortlessly [skip, pause, volume...] with my eyes closed, and without taking it out of my pocket.
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I fell asleep...
Still talin z talk?
Bzzzzzzt!.....
(hehehehehe)
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There, fixed that for you.
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=19161931 [myspace.com]
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=19161931 [myspace.com]
You'll find the girls and the other one you were looking for. Google is AMAZING... I just looked up monkey nipples and clicked a few and found that...
But, but, the minions in the design department must've thought, "Hey, let's do something that'll appeal to Monkeyboy..."
They all --while rubbing two zune mockups on their chests-- chanted "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!" until their nipples wr
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Cindy Lou Who: "But daddy, I gotta go to the euphemism"
Joins your first and last points quite nicely, doesn't it.
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