Extreme Christmas Lights In Orlando 318
tripmine writes "The Orlando Sentinel has a story about a geek who can't get enough Christmas light. 'This Christmas, tech-savvy people such as Hansen are increasingly building the biggest, most elaborate holiday lights in neighborhoods across Central Florida and throughout the country. They typically work in fields such as computer programming, Web development, engineering or audio and visual services and are armed with a technical knowledge that the average person lacks. They trade tips and stories on message boards and set up Web sites with step-by-step descriptions of how they installed their lights as well as pictures and videos of the finished product.'" Many cities have neighborhoods where the spectacle takes up blocks at a time, not just individual houses, too, as anyone who's strolled down Austin's 37th Street can attest. Links invited (in comments) to the best / worst light-spectacles you know of.
Good Thing It's Not in Boston (Score:5, Funny)
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Officer: We believe this may be an improvised explosive device so it's being removed using a controlled explosion.
Lady: BUT THAT'S MY HOUSE!!!
Officer: Ok you heard her boys, book her, she admitted to being the terrorist.
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Yeah, I have a hard time keeping away from the eggnog, too.
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I doubt this was on purpose, but it is an outstanding word. I propose that it means, "perfectly rational, if you are crazy."
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There is.
rj
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What this has to do with global warming I'm not sure.
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Shut up. This has been a year to end all years. We've been bullied into accepting bullshit laws left, right and center, we've seen our countrymen lose their lives in a neverending bullshit war, and the holiday season is the one time of year when we get to let our hair down and have fun without petty moaning getting in the way.
Yes, it's garish, and yes it's a "waste of energy", but you know what? I feel like getting up and going to work every day just to fall into bed and do it all over again tomorrow is a waste of energy, too, and I look forward to the fun and silliness of the holiday season, and things like this add to the fun. Pretty much everything else fun has been legislated to death, if we start legislating Christmas then we might as well give up the fight altogether and become mindless automatons retiring to our alcoves for 8 hours 'recharge' in between 365 days of work.
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Just don't clean fish in your cube, OK?
rj
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Interestingly enough there isn't even a record of Jesus being born at all. Assuming his mother was a virgin I'm doubting a birth was even possible, but hey what do I know.
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Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Jamie Lynn Spears and child...
Naaaah. Doesn't have the same ring to it!!!
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When the New Testament was being translated from Hebrew to Greek...
Huh?!? The New Testament was originally written in Greek. Any Hebrew version is a translation from Greek, not to Greek.
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What you are probably getting confused over is the fact that Matthew quotes from Isaiah - which was written in Hebrew originally. Matthew translated it when he quoted it (since he was writing in Greek - not that he was the first to translate the Hebrew bible to Greek).
The word used in Isaiah is probably best translated as young maiden. In using it to refer to the virgin birth Matthew translates it to Greek as virgin to go along with the rest of his account. It is obviously a more recent phenomenon than Isaiah, but it dates back to the first century - it isn't like this was a mistranslation from the middle ages. Matthew's intention of communicating that Mary was a virgin is very clear from the lengthy account of the whole story.
Now, if you think Matthew was full of it I suppose that is something else, but this isn't some invention of modern translators or anything like that.
How about an analogy (since this is
So, while Isaiah is likely to have meant "young maiden" it doesn't really change the fact that Matthew was trying to communicate "virgin". And if you really are just interested in historicity then you'd probably tend to put more stock in a document written after Jesus's birth than 600 years before it when trying to figure out what happened.
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Saul of Tarsus was (probably) a native Greek speaker. Iesu ben Yussuf - the guy Christians refer to as 'Jesus' - was well educated and probably spoke some Greek. Everyone else in the New Testament story spoke Aramaic [wikipedia.org], a language closely related to Arabic; and that is almost certainly the language that Matthe
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"What is more likely? That god intervened in a virgin birth, or that a Jewish trollop told a lie?"
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Actually, I'm at work right now, you know, working (I'm a Jew...a lonely Jew...)
Also, I shut off all my gear before I leave the house, except for my file server since, you know, it's a server.
Put up all the lights you want (especially if they're LEDs), and nobody's going to stop you, not even me. So lay off the invective.
(P.S. My desktop has a 350W power supply and only one 22" LCD
So 90's (Score:5, Insightful)
It can be done a lot more tastefully.
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Why port firefox? (Score:3, Funny)
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800x600 = 480,000 lights - reasonable for a 4x3 display on the front of my house. Now to get the money together. Anyone have a clue as to what type of controller / interface you'd need for something like this? I know Nine Inch Nails had a "light curtain" that could be programmed to show video
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Lots of lights, and older video, but still the coolest lights I've ever seen.
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Cease & desists and/or lawsuits in 3.. 2.. 1.. (Score:4, Funny)
Hansen's 25,000-light display is synchronized to five songs, which he broadcasts over an FM-radio frequency so passers-by can pick it up in their cars.
Radio broadcasts a/k/a "public performance" of likely-unlicensed music? So who's gonna get him first? The RIAA? The ASCAP? The FCC?
Takin' all bets!
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Rochester (MI) has some nice lights (Score:3, Informative)
Amazing dedication, big fat wallet? (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm sure the environmentalists will cry foul, and I understand that philosophy, but for me, the lights are putting more demand on electricity, which means I'll pay a higher bill myself.
The wife and I do like to see the more extravagant lighting setups out there, but we have noticed that some homes aren't running them 7 days a week. Wonder if its an electrical bill concern.
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Story time kids (Score:3, Interesting)
Anyways, a huge ugly array of crap that probably took a lot of work to put up--a perfect target for neighborhood hooligans looking to spoil peoples' hard work, right? Not so. The neighbor's display remained untouched. Meanwhile over at our house, we had simply arranged some lights in the shape of a peace sign over our garage door. Within two days all the lights had been torn down and stomped on. Ah, America...
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Thanks for crushing my hopes and dreams.
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rj
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"If this bus is a-rockin'
You too can do this (Score:5, Interesting)
Lite-o-rama [lightorama.com]
If you're insane and anal enough to do it right. Some of the displays are pretty impressive [lightorama02.com], though. In an over the top, freaky, kind of way.
You'll never go broke understimating the taste (Score:2)
I watched part the video and it was like watching the eighteen wheeled log-hauler coming your way in front of you on the narrow mountain road suddenly jackknife and the tree trunks go up and over before coming down like a bunch of really BIG pick-up-sticks. (And you hope like Hell you jambed on the brakes fast enough!)
Armed with technical knowledge.... (Score:4, Funny)
Bizare Christmas Decorations (Score:2, Funny)
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Lights? Call me when you get a pair.... (Score:5, Interesting)
Thats not creative at all. its just plain old boring.
Now, THIS [youtube.com] is original and creative. Id love to see the neighbors faces when this thing fires up on the front lawn! If some pinheads flashing lights annoy you, just pay them back with the wonderfully tuned sound of static discharge! Enjoy!
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Season? (Score:3, Funny)
No, you misheard: you triggered the seizures!
I bet this guy drives a Prius and (Score:3, Interesting)
Orlando? (Score:2)
Some Canadian Examples Set To Music (Score:2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXk0wc5qXuo [youtube.com]
This one gained instant fame a year ago. Again it is a house located just north of Toronto:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4983931962566123785 [google.com]
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The display gets full points for not having any taste though..
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Oh yeah, these are geeks. The CFL Christma... sorry, "holiday tree" lights are the wrong color temperature and they give the whiney geeks headaches. And you can't dim 'em. Can't have that, planet be damned.
Peace on earth goodwill to men, I wonder how much electricity these displays take? Vain, selfich rich kids. Lets just do away with Christmas altogether.
Sorry, I'm having a really bad day today. I'm trying fo
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For those in the SF Bay Area... (Score:3, Funny)
Of course, it's a sight that would make Al Gore cry, but he's an old Hum Bugger anyway.
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Dallas Area (Score:2, Informative)
We usually take our daughter to see it every year.
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You forgot about the fact that the year is totally wrong as well.
I like to say that we can tell how much God* cared about Jesus's date of birth by how much he divinely inspired the priests to get the date and year correct. :)
*Of course, I could also point out that it's yet more evidence of the non-existence of God, but that's another subject.
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A digusting double-standard.
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While saturnalia, etc., may be a pagan holiday, Christmas itself is very much about Christ. I find it strange that people are so eager to denigrate one particular religion's holidays...it's pretty small-minded and disgusting.
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Yeah, because Christ totally wants you to buy that electric train set for your child. Or maybe a laptop, or a skateboard, or a car.
And it's Christ who compells you to lie to your child about the existence of a fat, jolly man who flies around the world in a single night, to bring presents to everyone -- but hey, you believe in Christ, so why wouldn't you believe in Santa?
I get what you're trying to say -- that the s
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Christmas is a liturgy. It doesn't matter the exact day, what matters is the event. Most christians are aware of this. What you see as "taken over" earlier pagan traditions can easily, and more neutrally be charactized as "adopted".
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This is actually true with most christian holidays. This is not bigotry against christianity, it's the tru
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It was bigotry against christianity in his suggestion that christians who celebrate the birth of Jesus are ignorant. The OPs overall tone was bigoted. In the west, typically the birth of Jesus is celebrated on December 25h. In the east, it's typicall celebrated on January 6th. Again, the date doesn't matter, it's the event. Is it ignorant to celebrate ML King's birthday? I can tell you, he wasn't born on a magic day that makes it always fall o
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So...what you are saying is, is that "as a whole", christianity accepted the methods of celebration that other cultures used...those other cultures being the same ones that were accused of working in-tandem with the de
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"I think you don't need to believe in God to admire Jesus work at that time. If he was in our time..."
How about if he was in any time... would you care to find me a historical reference from the years around 10BC-50AD that documents his existance? Other than 'the bible'.
Nice to see that you have thrown off the shackles of superstitio... uh religion. Next step is to question everything you think you believe, and find out if its basd on facts and true, or if its just something somebody told you, who told
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Incidentally, is that message on the door, "Jesus, the reason for the season", common? Not only is it a painful pun, it's wrong too.