Lucas Says Ford, Fisher and Hamill May Return For Next Star Wars 253
93,000 writes "According to Yahoo, George Lucas has let slip that Han, Leia and Luke will return for the next Star Wars installment. From the article: 'Lucas backtracked, saying, "Maybe I’m not supposed to say that. I think they want to announce that with some big whoop-de-do, but we were negotiating with them." Then he tried to cover his tracks: "I won’t say whether the negotiations were successful or not."'"
Keep Granpa Lucas Out (Score:5, Funny)
Luke, Han, Lea, Gweedo, hell, they can bring back the goddamn Ewoks if they want, as long they keep George Lucas himself out of the crew, they'll be fine.
I haven't healed from Howard the Duck yet.
I don't think Greedo's coming back. (Score:4, Funny)
I think he probably ended up as part of the next daily special at the cantina...
"Why's this chili green?"
"Green peppers man!"
"Oh."
Re:I don't think Greedo's coming back. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Keep Granpa Lucas Out (Score:5, Funny)
George Lucas promised that this time Jar Jar Binks would shoot first.
Re:Keep Granpa Lucas Out (Score:5, Funny)
Hooray!
Jar Jar Bink will be shot first!
* rereads sentence *
oh... wait. :-(
cryo sleep (Score:3)
They are found tumbling in space in lead line fridge.
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Aren't Rodians all gangsters though? There's some Unfortunate Implications there.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlanetOfCopyhats [tvtropes.org]
The Star Wars Expanded Universe uses this aggressively. With only three movies worth of content to start off with, writers had to create entire races based on minor extras that happened to have unique make-up.
The most Egregious example? The Bothans. Their only appearance in the movies is Mon Mothma's line in Return of the Jedi: "Many Bothans died to bring us this information." From that single, offhand mention, EU writers whipped up an entire species whose entire society is based around spying and espionage.
Star Wars has another Egregious example in Corellians, which is Han Solo's home culture. During the scene in the asteroid field in The Empire Strikes Back, Han says "Never Tell Me The Odds", and from this some EU writer extrapolated that all Corellians hate statistics with a passion.
It's the same in Star Trek. All Ferengi are greedy and unprincipled, all Klingons are violent, all Vulcans are clever but a bit machine like and brittle and so on. Importantly all the non human races are inferior politically and morally to humans in the long run - even the Vulcans start of running things but end up as science officers in a human run and founded Starfle
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Are you?
Re:Keep Granpa Lucas Out (Score:5, Funny)
Why yes, sir, I am.
Re:Keep Granpa Lucas Out (Score:4, Funny)
Why yes, sir, I am.
Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
Re:Keep Granpa Lucas Out (Score:4, Funny)
We're showing off our liver spots.
Looks like I'll be in the "old half" of /. users soon enough... :)
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It's Henry Ford
Clever. :)
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I wouldn't mind seeing Ford Prefect in this movie.
oh awesome (Score:4, Funny)
It's a trap! (Score:3)
I saw this on TV this morning... damn but Carrie Fisher looks older than me. You guys who thought the prequels ruined your childhood...
Re:It's a trap! (Score:5, Interesting)
She recently did a special called "Wishful Drinking", which is about her life, where she complained that someone on the internet say she looked like Elton John. She said it wasn't so much that they said it as much as she understood what they meant.
She is actually pretty funny and it was a pretty good show.
Re:It's a trap! (Score:5, Interesting)
I understood her frustration. As an actress, people expected her to be 23 forever. On top of that, the years of hard drinking took a toll on her body and face so she aged TERRIBLY. I was hurt, personally hurt when I saw what all those years of drinking did to what I once regarded as one of the most beautiful women ever.
LK
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drinking? she likes cocaine, even in the days of acting for Star Wars.
Re:It's a trap! (Score:4, Insightful)
I don't think Alice Cooper never ever had a career based on his good looks....
Re:It's a trap! (Score:4, Insightful)
He does, just in a different way.
Re:It's a trap! (Score:5, Funny)
I understood her frustration. As an actress, people expected her to be 23 forever. On top of that, the years of hard drinking took a toll on her body and face so she aged TERRIBLY. I was hurt, personally hurt when I saw what all those years of drinking did to what I once regarded as one of the most beautiful women ever.
LK
So we shouldn't expect any chain bikinis this time around?
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As an actress, people expected her to be 23 forever.
Well, the trouble isn't that she doesn't look 23, the trouble is she looks fifteen years older than I do, and I'm 4 years older than her. Coke and booze will do that to a person.
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Re:It's a trap! (Score:4, Interesting)
Considering how Carrie Fisher and Mark Hammil look nowadays, the movies should be set 100 years after the Battle of Yavin!
But seriously, watching them as secondary characters and possibly mentors to a new set of young heroes would be awesome.
I'd like to see Leia as a tough-as-nails politician in Coruscant, Luke as head of a new Jedi order and Han still flying the galaxy with Chewbacca.
(yes, I am ignoring the novels and comic canon)
Re:It's a trap! (Score:5, Funny)
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I hate to break it to you but Chewy died shortly after Return of the Jedi - there are 3 wookie years to one human year you see..
Sorry for your loss...
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I await the space equivalent of whatever the title of that travesty of an imitation Indiana jones movie was that I wasted $15 on to see in the cinema.
The sad part is that they delayed it all those years because they were waiting for the right script to come along.
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Well, it was delayed all those years because Lucas kept insisting on putting aliens in the movie, while Spielberg and everyone else refused because aliens in a Indiana Jones movie would be stupid beyond belief.
I guess Lucas can say they were "waiting for the right script to come along" with a straight face, since that can be loosely translated as "I wanted aliens in the script, Steven didn't, so we had to wait for the right script that made both of us happy"
reboot? (Score:5, Interesting)
now all they need is enough story and character to cover about 7 hours of movie for parts 7-9
I heard that some of the clone war writers were pretty good -or maybe alan Dean Foster???
-I'm just sayin'
Re:reboot? (Score:5, Informative)
The Thrawn Trilogy was pretty good.
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I did quite enjoy that one as well.
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zahn trilogy or gtfo
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now all they need is enough story and character to cover about 7 hours of movie for parts 7-9
Why start now?
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Hopefully this will allow for an Abrams style reboot of the franchise as has been done with Star Trek
Not possible. The prequels already trashed the franchise. The only advantage Abrams would have is that it would be hard to make it worse.
Re:reboot? (Score:5, Funny)
Following a galaxy-wide financial crisis, Jar Jar Binks goes rogue, demanding the government honour his pension, holding Queen Leia and her consort Han Solo hostage on board a cargo ship. An ageing Luke Skywalker is recalled from Tattoine in pursuit of Binks, piloting a vintage last-millenium Falcon. This rust-bucket hasn't seen a mechanic in 30 years. A malfunction in the hyperdrive creates a temporal vortex. sending the ships of Binks and Skywalker back 60 years to when Obi Wan was still a young man.
The vortex dumps them in orbit of planet Naboo, where out of the cockpit Luke glimpses his parents Padme and Anakin undergoing a secret wedding. He fires on Jar Jar's ship, which bursts into flame and crashes into the lake retreat, thus killing Jar Jar, Padme and Anakin. Han and Leia are ejected into the lake shortly before impact.
C3PO and R2D2 are unscathed. Realising the paradox of accidentally killing his parents before conception, Luke exclaims "Nooooooooooooooooo!" immediately before he and Leia's existence is erased from history. Solo emerges from the lake alone.
And so any recollection of episodes 1-3 are instantaneously erased from the audience's memories thus creating a parallel timeline.
Re:reboot? (Score:5, Funny)
"The only advantage Abrams would have is that it would be hard to make it worse."
Do not underestimate the power of lens flares.
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Exactly. I couldn't watch the new Star Trek due to all the artificially inserted lens flares. And after I pointed them out to my roommate, they insisted we shut off the movie. It's like the first time someone points out blocky compression artifacts in dark colors to you on your new big screen pumping out "HD" cable. It's all you can see after that.
Really? It's the lens flares that made it bad for you? Not the plot? Not the gaping deviations from canon? Not the ridiculous way that the captaincy is handed around based on who's in the turbolift, rather than who has the rank/seniority? It was the lens flares? Seriously?
JJ Abrams is a hack (Score:5, Insightful)
Curse your filthy mouth for saying this:
"Hopefully this will allow for an Abrams style reboot..."
JJ Abrams is all hype and money. His concepts are all a tease with no substance. Substance comes of course, but in his projects what we usually call 'plot', 'writing', etc are slapdash afterthoughts. He benefits from the fact that ~60% of the population will watch whatever is playing in theaters that week due to artificial scarcity of film choices.
I'm not even a Star Wars fanboi...if anything I'll claim to be a Trekkie. If you have any notion of Star Trek as a franchise and why fans like it, the 10 Minute Star Trek 2 trailer that played before The Hobbit should be all you need to see: http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/12/19/star-trek-into-darkness-first-trailer-rewind-theater [ign.com]
JJ Abrams is shit. That doesn't mean his projects are doomed. In the big-budget studio world, franchises like this become so monolithic it usually prevents stupid shit like Abrams' ridiculous lens flare fetish. Put any random 30-something film buff in his chair and let him bark orders and bullshit concepts for action scenes and you'd get the same result.
IMHO, Abrams' shit tendencies will *not* ruin Star Wars like they ruined Star Trek. Too many people with money on this understand how shitty Abrams is...
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IMHO, Abrams' shit tendencies will *not* ruin Star Wars like they ruined Star Trek.
Of course not, the people responsible for Jar Jar Binks/Episode 1 did.
Will not have Jar-Jar? (Score:2)
So Abrams is not directing anymore?
He wasn't by any chance killed along with Lilliput and Orcish when a burning piano dropped on their heads?
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I love that I elicited such an emotional response from you using complex ideas and with sources cited.
What your comment tells me is, from a 2nd order Cybernetics perspective, my excoriation of JJ Abrams had the punch of a flamebait text art comment but the complexity and intellectual gravitas of an essay.
Thanks ;)
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No no no... have you any idea what happens when you mix light sabers and lens flares?
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No no no... have you any idea what happens when you mix light sabers and lens flares?
Well, my theory is that's how Rainbow Brite came about in the 80s...or was that the result of light sabers and LSD?
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Remake it seriously? Has the story not already been told and retold with how many versions on even more formats?
Everyone will be disappointed with some parts that failed to live up to whatever fanboy expectation they happen to have.
Instead of pissing away an obscene amount of money on one film that has already been told to death they could make 100 smaller films employing a whole load of writers, actors and crew. Thats a hundred new films that could become the next Star Wars.
He was misunderstood (Score:4, Funny)
What he said was that they may APPEAR in the next film, but what he means is that he's using footage from the first three movies, and digitally recreating them. The human actors will not be involved.
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So they'd take the footage from the original films and rearrange it to make new stories? Beats using them as is - the pictures of the actors in TFA are a bit alarming. Hamill looks like a long haul trucker who's in great pain from attempting to digest a short stack of pancakes.
Definitely tag this "NOOOOOOOOO!" Or is it "NOOOOO!"?
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Sir Lawrence Oliver for Coca Cola:
http://www.savageresearch.com/humor/coca-cola-Vestibule-Laurence_Olivier_For_Diet_Coke.mp3 [savageresearch.com]
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The correct tag:
"DO NOT WANT!!!"
Cheers!
Uh, oh... (Score:5, Funny)
... I have a bad feeling about this.
Re:Uh, oh... (Score:5, Insightful)
Sir, the possibility of successfully creating a good new star wars movie is approximately 3,720 to 1!
Re:Uh, oh... (Score:5, Funny)
Never tell me the odds!
Re:Uh, oh... (Score:4, Funny)
Ford? (Score:2)
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It had better be at least 12 parsecs because the last I read Harrison Ford for whatever reason was DONE with Star Wars and Han Solo.
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well of course, the thing ended in 1983 why would Ford wait around for 16 years.....and then it started up again with horrific sequels
Re:Ford? (Score:5, Insightful)
Do you really think they wouldn't be able to afford him? This is a new Star Wars movie being made by Disney, they can and will spend whatever amount of money they need to get whatever it is they want, and they'll still turn a profit even if it sucks.
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there was a short news blip about this recently on NPR and Ford said he would be willing to have a role in the new movies with the condition that his character dies.
I thought this already happened in the original trilogy with the corbomite business and all...?
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--Not sure if trolling...
Corbomite Maneuver = Star Trek
Carbonite = Han Solo
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Do you really think they wouldn't be able to afford him? This is a new Star Wars movie being made by Disney, they can and will spend whatever amount of money they need to get whatever it is they want, and they'll still turn a profit even if it sucks.
He certainly doesn't need the money like some of the others but if he's expecting a 10 million dollar payday, he must be going senile. Sean Connery can still command top dollar, but Ford? That's just not going to happen?
LK
Like the OP said, this is Disney.
If they want to cast Chairman Mao for the part, they can afford to pay to have him dug him up, fixed up to look good, and reanimated with robotics and a vocoder.
Re:Ford? (Score:5, Informative)
While Fisher seems to have confirmed it. Can't see Hamill has anything else to do.
Mark Hamill has become one of the most successful and sought after vocal talents in the business.
Film and television animation, video games, audio books and so on. The definitive voice of The Joker.
Re:Ford? (Score:5, Informative)
yea, sure looks like Mark has been sitting on his but for the last 25+ years
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000434/ [imdb.com]
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So Han Solo didn't sign first?
But (Score:5, Funny)
Did Han sign first?
Re:But (Score:5, Interesting)
In the book, everyone else in the cantina starts backing away because they knew how foolish it was to let Han get his hands under the table.
Everyone else in the story knew that Han was going to shoot Greedo except Greedo. That made his death hilarious. He went after a guy with a bounty without even doing his homework.
George Lucas says: (Score:2)
Why so serious? (Score:2)
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I'd love to see Hamill as the Joker. He's great as the voice.
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Make Good Use of Them (Score:2)
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I hope the old characters are integral to the plot and don't just appear in a token torch-passing at the start. I'm hoping more like Obi-Wan in the original movie.
With a little trick photography to deal with the height problem, all three of them will get to take turns playing Yoda.
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Rumour has it that Ford's deal is a fairly significant part. I'm not sure that he'd be interested in just a cameo, to be honest. He doesn't owe Lucas squat, and has done so much since then that he barely remembers those movies, so if he's on board, it's because it's worth it for him to be on board. Sure, his role won't be as significant as in Crystal Skull, obviously, but he'll get a few action scenes and lots of dialogue, I'm sure.
I just hope he's still flying the Falcon. It's not a Star Wars movie without
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The Falcon only breaks down in one movie.
Who? (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, who the fuck is "Lea"?
I know it's too much to ask the Slashdot editors to check their work, but how did THAT misspelling make it past how many geeks' eyeballs?
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funny you'd think there would be a correct spelling in roman letters, for the english tongue, of a name from millions of years ago in a galaxy millions of light-years away. We could mispell it in Aurebesh....
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You mean canon?
Or um, you actually spell "Leia" as "Cannon"?
That seems confusing.
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But you'll end up doing it with your Hans Solo ...
WIlliam Shatner (Score:5, Insightful)
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How about having the Shatmaster play a good guy? "NOOO...OOOO...OOOO...!!!!!"
Re:WIlliam Shatner (Score:4, Funny)
Ooh now there's a thought. We could finally settle that Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer argument. Vader could become the Borg queen. Find a way to shoehorn Picard in as well so he can have a pod racing scene. All the people in this thread saying Abrams couldn't do any worse than Lucas already has are gonna feel pretty silly.
This has possibilities (Score:2)
Star Trek, Episode 7 - Depends of the Sith
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That better as "Depends on Sith" work would, think I.
in an ominous voice of command... (Score:3, Funny)
"these are not the old farts that you are looking for"
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+1, Best Post
Geriatric Wars? (Score:2)
What gives? They want to recycle the old quote "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not" and put it in the mouth of Solo? For crying out loud, Ford is 70 years old! Hamill is 60 and Fisher 55, in most countries they qualify for retirement. And they should play action heroes?
Original trilogy (Score:2)
For anyone still interested in Star Wars, Adywan's ESB:Revisited is due out in a couple of months. A preview with comparison to the crappy Blu Ray is here [vimeo.com] (switch on HD).
One rather impressive changelog [originaltrilogy.com] so far.
These aren't original preservation attempts, rather new Special Editions or, more accurately, what the Special Editions should have been.
ILM (Score:2)
Has its work cut out for it if Fisher is going to be in it...
"Guys we need a filter to make some look like not a fat coke head"
"We better double the budget"
Animation / Voice Actors (Score:4, Insightful)
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I think he's now a sort of Roddenberry for the Star Wars franchise. They'll use him as a consultant.
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Is Lucas part of this? Dear god, Jar Jar will show up for sure.
Actually he's the director this time.
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Who, Jar Jar?
Can only be better than Lucas.
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Well she already did the nasty with Jabba in return of the jedi!
She could play Leia's half-Hutt daughter...