Amazon (and Netflix) Pursue a 'Lord of The Rings' TV Series (theverge.com) 236
An anonymous reader quotes The Verge:
Amazon Studios has been looking for a way to duplicate HBO's success with Game of Thrones, and the company may have found a solution: adapting J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings into a TV series. Variety reports that the company is currently in talks with Warner Bros. Television and the late author's estate, and while discussions are said to be in "very early stages," it is clearly a high priority, with Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos himself involved in the negotiations.
Amazon isn't the only one looking into the rights, according to Deadline, which reports that the Tolkien Estate is looking to sell the television rights to the iconic fantasy series to the tune of $200-250 million, and has approached Netflix and HBO as well. There appears to be some strings attached: the rights might not encompass all of the characters in the story. HBO has reportedly passed on the project.
"We can hear the pitch now," jokes The Verge. "It's like Game of Thrones, only with a series of books that are actually finished."
Amazon isn't the only one looking into the rights, according to Deadline, which reports that the Tolkien Estate is looking to sell the television rights to the iconic fantasy series to the tune of $200-250 million, and has approached Netflix and HBO as well. There appears to be some strings attached: the rights might not encompass all of the characters in the story. HBO has reportedly passed on the project.
"We can hear the pitch now," jokes The Verge. "It's like Game of Thrones, only with a series of books that are actually finished."
"... might not encompass all of the characters" (Score:5, Insightful)
So, no Tom Bombadil? Again?
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I dunno, seems like an ideal opportunity for a very thinly veiled bit of agenda pushing in support or opposition of the movement to legalise marijuana and other recreational drugs to me...
You may be thinking of "Tim Benzedrine", from the Harvard Lampoon's "Bored of the Rings", and his wife Hashberry.
Re:"... might not encompass all of the characters" (Score:5, Insightful)
...There appears to be some strings attached: the rights might not encompass all of the characters in the story. HBO has reportedly passed on the project.
So, no Tom Bombadil? Again?
With the Tolkien estate having caught the greed virus it's probably $250 million just for the rights to the basic story and then a long price list for every one of the main character you want to include, starting with 30 million for Gandalf, another 30 million for Frodo, 20 million for Aragon, 12 million for Legolas and Gimli and 5 million for each of the other company members. The right to show goblin and orc hordes is sold in batches of 10.000 for a million dollars each so if you want a 200.000 man army of orcs and goblins for the battle of the fields of Pelennor it's going to set you back another 20 million. Sauron appearances are sold time wise at a rate of 250.000 dollars per second (that includes showing just the great eye) but we'll throw in Samwise for free, just as a token of good will.
... I'm sure people here can ad a few dozen names to that list.
But all sarcasm aside, perhaps Netflix, Hulu and Amazon should clue into the fact that there are other great works of fantasy and science fiction (The Expanse being an example of a really good one that came a bit out of left field for me when I found it in my Netflix recommendations list) and that they might be better off picking one of those rather than trying to flog the decomposing horse carcass that Peter Jackson and his gang turned LOTR and especially the slapstick riddled (three part!!) mess they turned The Hobbit into in the vain hope that the poor dead critter will pull the stone one more circle around the mill. I suppose that with Islamophobia being in vogue it will be a couple of decades before we get a good filming of the Dune trilogy but there is the Earth Sea trilogy, (Dare I say it) Northern Lights,
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And how long before the property enters the public domain? It has to be getting close.
Re:"... might not encompass all of the characters" (Score:4, Informative)
Not really. Copyright keeps getting extended, because Disney will do whatever it takes to prevent Mickey Mouse from going into the public domain. If we take the copyright on The Hobbit (published in 1937) as the benchmark, it doesn't expire until 2032, assuming it doesn't get extended again (which it likely will).
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I still don't get this. The character should be protected by trademark law which is valid until you stop using/enforcing it. I don't know why they (well, Disney specifically) feels the need to keep calling Mickey Mouse a copyright and screwing with copyright law. Steamboat Willy isn't exactly a big seller at this point and almost certainly never will be again. There must be something else they're trying to protect than just the image of their characters (that could be protected in other ways) or absurdl
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Likely never, with the way copyright laws are today.
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The problem with Bombadil is that he adds basically nothing to the story, only serving to waste time explaining why this god-like being can't be trusted to look after the One Ring or do anything about the imminent destruction of the world he lives in.
It's not really clear why he is even in the book, except perhaps to emphasise that the heroes really are the only chance to save the world, even if their plan doesn't seem like a very good one. But the whole book is full of stuff like that, e.g. if the eagles c
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I agree. Plenty of good stuff out there to mine for content. Can't wait for more Expanse.
Having said that... The Shannara Chronicles. :p
I was excited to see that the books had been made into a TV show... less so after I've watched it. I still watch it mind you if only out of stubbornness, that they made the damn thing so I am going to watch it.
Anyway there is so much good stuff out there that has never been done, one can only hope they do it justice however. I have to think with things like Tolkin, it is mo
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I would be interested in the Eragon series done well. The movie was such a chopped up mess of bits and pieces from all the books if I remember right. They're each like 750 pages or something so plenty of material for a TV series.
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Re:"... might not encompass all of the characters" (Score:4, Informative)
So, no Tom Bombadil? Again?
Or Ghân-buri-Ghân?
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Tom Bombadil will probably get one all to himself, gaily prancing around the forest and singing for 50 minutes.
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I'd be okay with that. That section of the book was particularly laborious for me to read through, I just couldn't get into the singing bits. It seemed gratuitously silly; not to mention rather pointless, because even though the ring has no effect on him, we're never told why.
LoTR is not an easy read anyway.
It'll always be an epic classic though, really have defined much of the modern fantasy genre, like what Jimi Hendrix or Jimmy Page is to classic rock.
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He didn't appear in the BBC Radio adaptation either.
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This was very interesting. Might reread with this in mind. I wish it could be fleshed out more.
Please no (Score:5, Insightful)
Both sound awful.
Re:Please no (Score:5, Insightful)
J.J. Abrams ruined both Star Wars and Star Trek. Let's make it a trifecta and also ruin LotR.
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"I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly speechless. I fear something terrible will happen." - Darth Picard of Middle Earth
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Re:Please no (Score:5, Funny)
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Pretty sure "J. J." initials stand for "Jar Jar".
In his Lord of the Rings remake, Jar Jar is tasked to take the ring to Mordor and destroy it. The great wizard, Spock himself, chooses Jar Jar to undertake the journey.
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You jest, but an orvillised[1] version might be quite good.
[1] Yes it is, now.
Re:Please no (Score:5, Interesting)
Could be something different (Score:2)
To take a cherished series that already has a complete movie adaption?
I sort of see your point but the films skipped over large chunks of story (e.g. Saruman in the Shire), completely changed characters and rewrote events and locations so the timeline became impossible. If the TV adaption was more like the BBC radio series and less like the Hollywood action film trilogy it would be something quite different...although it's still probably a bit too soon after the films.
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Precisely. If we could just turning Aragon into someone full of doubt, and an elvish army turning up at Helms Deep, and the whole "wobbly" column crap in Moria. where the biggest WTF moments in the movies IMHO. Heck the flight from the Shire is utterly incomprehensible unless you watch the extended edition, which gets better but is still far from anything near the books.
All you need to do is start with the BBC radio script and put it on the screen. Would be thousand times better than the movies.
Re:Please no (Score:4, Funny)
They need to make a change to the scene in The Hobbit where Legolas is surfing on the barrels. Have him break the fourth wall by musing about how many kids are going to fail their book reports and out themselves as cheaters by reporting on this scene.
Missing the whole point (Score:5, Insightful)
Anyone who's comparing LOtR to GoT clearly doesn't understand anything about Tolkien and why he was writing his stories. ...and if you mess with something you don't understand, you will wreck it. Badly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
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Anyone who's comparing LOtR to GoT clearly doesn't understand anything about Tolkien and why he was writing his stories.
Indeed. GRRM has specifically said he set out for GoT to be a "what happens after LotR" kind of story -- to see how a kingdom falls apart after the happy ending.
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Except what happened after LOtR is our history. Canonically our world is the LOtR world after the magic was gone.
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That explains everything Star Trek-related released after 2005.
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Anyone who's comparing LOtR to GoT clearly doesn't understand anything about Tolkien and why he was writing his stories. ...and if you mess with something you don't understand, you will wreck it. Badly.
They understand a lot about making lots of money. And really, that's all that matters when making a TV show.
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I liked GoT, was excited when they turned it into a TV series; think they did a pretty good job. I'm annoyed that GRRM is too distracted to write now though. Wish the TV series waited until the books were finished.
I thought LOtR was decent. Was excited about the movies coming out, although I wasn't too thrilled with the movies. Not at all excited about the TV series. I don't know why, but it sounds like they just want to drag it out and extend it and turn it into a many year epic. Personally, I'd rath
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Unlike GoT, full nude sex scenes, even between brother and sister, are something LotR is not known for.
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Considering they were both sentient beings, it would not have been bestiality.
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TV series.... (Score:2)
Should have chosen The Wheel of Time. (Score:4, Insightful)
I worry I'll never see it as I imagine it. If only I were a director!
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You don't have to have the filler in the TV series. I mean, it's not DBZ.
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Look, just because it took five episodes to build up to a fight scene that lasted seven episodes is no reason to hate on DBZ.
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Ahaha... seven episodes? Surely you jest. Goku vs Frieza lasted nineteen episodes.
LotR IS ALREADY a TV series (Score:3)
Just Slice the three movies and the extra footage in a slightly different way, and ther eyou have it.
If Amazon (or any other party), wants better material for a TV series, get the rights on "The Silmarillion"...
Plenty of material, for many, many seasons, plenty of latitude for variation from book to TV (as it was not nearly concluded as is), more sex (including incest, like Game of Thrones), and no pesky comparision to the movies (with it's big budget actors and big budget FX)...
Enough already (Score:5, Insightful)
HBO has Game of Thrones? Alright.
Unless all you're planning to do is steal their audience, it won't happen. Stop pandering the same audience over and over again. You need something different to grab the people who still don't have Netflix/Amazon Video/HBO Now/etc or who will subscribe to a second or third streaming service.
Right now, there is a serious lack of real/good science-fiction series. The 100 is good but while it started out as science-fiction, it sort of derailed into a game of thrones clone. What next? A planet of the apes tv show reboot?
If you don't want to take risks there's plenty of good, well-known science-fiction titles that could probably make a good tv show: Terminator (pick it up where The Sarah Connor Chronicles dropped the ball, it seems the show got cancelled just as it was beginning to be interesting), Predator (not purely science-fiction, but hey, it's a known title), Aliens (plenty of spaceships and colonies to be infested), etc.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised to see a reboot of Knight Rider done with a Google Maps car, a Tesla or something.
Hell, talk to Valve and get the rights to make a TV show from Half-Life/Portal. GlaDOS is the perfect vilain you kinda root for, in secret. She's like a Bond vilain from the old movies.
What about a comedy spy tv show? Make a show with the worst spies possible, something similar to Johnny English or Frank Drebin.
ANYTHING except another fucking show with kings, swords and shitty politics and shit like that.
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Unless all you're planning to do is steal their audience, it won't happen.
Game of Thrones only has one season left, and it will only have 6 episodes. Granted, they will surely produce some other spinoff series based on GoT, however there will be a large group of viewers ready to start watching some other (similar) epic series from the beginning once GoT has wrapped up. The final season will not air for about a year, so that gives the LOTR series enough time to sort things out and begin production so it can air less than a year after GoT ends.
Anyway what I'm saying is LOTR wouldn
Re:Enough already (Score:4, Informative)
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised to see a reboot of Knight Rider done with a Google Maps car, a Tesla or something.
Just want to point out, they have rebooted [imdb.com] Knight Rider [imdb.com] a few times [imdb.com].
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This is my biggest worry about the Kingkiller Chronicle adaptation that's been hinted at for a while. The network will be looking at it to bring over the GoT audience, and the story will absolutely fall flat if they try to force it.
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How about Buck Rogers? A society run by AI, lots of opportunities to contrast with modern times.
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South Park did it.
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What about a comedy spy tv show? Make a show with the worst spies possible, something similar to Johnny English or Frank Drebin.
Of course, there have been a few spy comedies. Some, like InSecurity [imdb.com], were not well loved, and others, like Chuck [imdb.com], were. They even tried to revive Get Smart as a TV Show [imdb.com], in the 90s. It didn't go well. A new Get Smart TV show could be amazing, but Steve Carrell's too busy to do a TV show, right now.
For some reason, I don't feel like now would be the right time for a comedic spy show (other than the one taking place in the White House), but maybe we'll be surprised.
As Game of Thrones is becoming the LOTR movies (Score:2)
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We have no idea how closely they've been following what GRRM intends for most of the last two seasons. Yes, they've had to make a lot of changes because GRRM failed to move the plot anywhere in the last 2000 pages, but no, they didn't have to abandon storytelling for spectacle.
I've always felt with the LOTR movies that Jackson put all his energy into trying to make the difficult to adapt sections of the books work on screen. When it came to the big moments, the stuff that was supposed to be "easy" all the
Iâ(TM)d buy that for a dollar... (Score:2)
It might suck less than years of glistening penises and ripping off every decent property like Anne McCaffreyâ(TM)s Dragonriders Of Pern.
THATâ(TM)S the series Amazon or Netflix should do. At least the first trilogy.
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For better or worse WB has the rights to it.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.c... [hollywoodreporter.com]
I'd also prefer a show, but a movie is better than nothing for now.
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I think the term is 'squee'. I had no idea there was a movie adaptation in the works.
I'd hope they follow the books, only put them in chronological order and clean up the inconsistencies caused by McCaffrey writing them out of sequence.
And definitely tone down the 'strong woman except eventually she has to be rescued by a stronger man' vibe that many of the stories give off.
And out of all of the stories, I think I'd most like to see the Harper Hall trilogy adapted. On the other hand, Dragonsdawn and All t
They have other options (Score:5, Interesting)
There are so many beloved fantasy epics out there, it might be wise to avoid the almost-blasphemy of redoing LoTR.
Off the top of my head, I'd do Wheel of Time. Lacking that, then I'd buy the rights to the Stormlight Archive.
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Silmarillion (Score:5, Insightful)
If you want to make a very good Tolkien based TV series, don't re-hash The Lord of the Rings or even The Hobbit.
Use the Silmarillion.
It won't happen as long as Christopher Tolkien is alive, but once the controlling rights to the book are out of his hands it could be done.
Lots of stories there, The Oath of Feanor, The Fall of Morgoth, Beren and Luthien, & The Rise and Fall of Gondolin to name a few. Lots of brand new characters, except for Galadriel but she does not do much. "Main Characters" die left and right. Still, lots of room to do your own thing. The book spans thousands of years and several Ages, but the series could just focus on the very end of the Age of Bliss to the end of the First Age. Competent writers could get at least 5-7 season out of it with plenty of action. Lots of terrible stuff going on then. 6 Great Battles, plus lots of minor skirmishes. Wurms, Dragons, Balrogs, etc.
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Hear, hear! let's do something similar but different. And hey Liv Tyler is still looking good.
Silmarillion as Source (Score:2)
All wrapped in the most boring book you'll never read.
You have obviously never read Moby Dick.
There are three problems with using the Silmarillion.
First, the lack of dialogue. It's a rich world, but you'd need a great writer to write all of the language. Hollywood is almost never successful at that if they know in advance that they want a real hit. Without more dialogue from the book to lean on, it is highly unlikely that they will do it well.
Second, the imagination. Much of the power of the book comes from things your imagination can conjure from the written
While they're at it, how about another "Dune"? (Score:2)
There's another book/universe that hasn't been desecrated in a while.
Something magical (excuse the pun) happened with GoT - maybe it's because the author a) alive and can offer insights that might not be obvious from reading the books and b) is an experienced TV writer who can help guide the series. Or maybe it was sheer luck.
There are a lot of great Sci-Fi fantasy out there that deserves to be explored as TV series, how about trying to select one that won't elicit groans from geeks like us.
I hope it's the Silmarillion (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, please no! Let it go already. (Score:2)
Please don't turn this into a perpetual reboot shitfest. The Peter Jackson versions are perfectly fine and will do for the next 100 years, thank you.
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Don't feed the trolls (Score:2)
I think a series like this could be good fun. My only objection is paying off the Tolkein trust. The copyrights on LOTR should have expired long ago. No one now alive produced anything - this should all be in the public domain.
For that reason, i object. Don't feed the copyright trolls.
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gah, how about something different? (Score:2)
False equivalence? (Score:2)
Not the Tolkien Estate (Score:2)
This is a really, really Bad Idea (Score:2)
The Bezos delved too greedily and too deep (Score:2)
really? (Score:2)
"We can hear the pitch now," jokes The Verge. "It's like Game of Thrones, only with a series of books that are actually finished."
I can't help but think of all the books that have popped up in the Tolkien section after his death. He's been more prolific from the grave than L. Ron Hubbard, what with Christopher Tolkien publishing everything his dad scribbled in a liner.
Re:Overrated (Score:5, Insightful)
Really? J.K. Rowling over Tolkien?? Are we talking about the same Rowling who just invents things out of thin air every time she needs a plot device? The same author who invoked time travel in one single plot line but for some reason time travel was never used in any story before or after? I'm sorry, but as a fantasy author, Rowling is awful. I'll give you that Tolkien isn't known for "deep characterization", however I believe his plot lines are far more interesting and logical than Rowling's. Stephen King has incredibly "deep characterization" in The Stand, but that book totally falls apart, invoking deus ex machina in the end because he couldn't resolve the story even after killing off half the main characters. It's purely a matter of personal preference, but I prefer Tolkien's heavy-handed, consistent style of writing that is logical and historic in nature over Tolkien or even King's fantasy works.
Re: Overrated (Score:2)
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Really? J.K. Rowling over Tolkien?? Are we talking about the same Rowling who just invents things out of thin air every time she needs a plot device? The same author who invoked time travel in one single plot line but for some reason time travel was never used in any story before or after? ... ... but that book totally falls apart, invoking deus ex machina in the end because he couldn't resolve the story
Actually, one thing I don't like about Tolkien is exactly what you criticize the other authors for. He was very much inventing things just for a plot device then ignoring them and resolving problems with deus ex machine. A lot of authors do this, and Tolkien is very much one of them.
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LOTR was published in 1954. Tolkein didn't have the benefit of half a century of people re-writing his stories to make it better. Look at Golden Age sci-fi. You have some standouts who wrote some good stuff in the 50's and 60's, but they also wrote a lot of crap in those days, too. If you've read recent fantasy, you are reading people who grew up on refined versions of Tolkein, so yeah, a lot of today's fantasy (and scifi) is going to be bette
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Xanth perhaps? It would be good for at least a half season before it st
arted losing its appeal and becoming rehashes with the protagonists getting younger and younger until we have a sperm cell and an egg cell out on an adventure.
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Or the Spellsinger series. I loved that one in my younger days and have always wanted to see it brought to the screen (either big screen or small).
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Well it's not your work and you don't get to decide what happens to it. Tolkien's estate gets to decide how much garbage rehashing of these stories get to be done in order to make a quick buck.
If you don't like it, vote with your dollars and stick to the novels. Preferably used copies so you can short his heirs from even that tiny amount of profit.
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I am no expert but there are a multitude of other fantasy series that have a lot of books and followers. Why not make those into a series?
Because, unfortunately, Rowan Atkinson is just a little too old to play Cugel the Clever, although Ian Holm would be perfect to play Iucounu.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eyes_of_the_Overworld
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For that matter, the whole Dying Earth series could be made into a series.
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well.. back in the day.. early '90s, it was basically the only book series with dragons, dwarves and elves in the library and it's pretty okay.
otherwise whats the point? well maybe do the story as it is in the books? I mean jackson just shat all over the growth story of the hobbits in the ending of his movie.
it's been done already? that doesn't bother everybody. do you know that in Thailand they remake frigging soap operas. with exact same plot. sometimes with same actors.'
besides than that a lot of the th
Re:And nobody will watch it (Score:4, Insightful)
You are entirely right on D&D lifting from Tolkein (and other places)...their halflings were just (legally forced/threatened) renames of hobbits IIRC. And there are definitely people who love remakes...just ask the market for "Sports Game! {current year}". Or "This interpretation of classical pierce by so-and-so, as preformed by this-orchestra". To each their own.
Re:And nobody will watch it (Score:4, Funny)
I find it to be pretty awful, really. Tolkien just prattles on and on and on and on about a bunch of hyperbolic shit. Every location and creature is described in extreme detail only to be outdone by the next that's more fantastical, more evil, more ancient, a taller mountain inside a deeper pit, etc.. And here's a fucking song for no reason. And Hobbit food? It's like the scene in Forest Gump describing different types of shrimp, but it's not funny, nor is it interesting. It's just filler.
Some nerds call this shit "world building". I call it Tolkien loving the smell of his own farts.
As I type this the above post is rated "Troll". That seems remarkably appropriate.
Re:And nobody will watch it (Score:4, Informative)
I find it to be pretty awful, really. Tolkien just prattles on and on and on and on about a bunch of hyperbolic shit. Every location and creature is described in extreme detail only to be outdone by the next that's more fantastical, more evil, more ancient, a taller mountain inside a deeper pit, etc.. And here's a fucking song for no reason. And Hobbit food? It's like the scene in Forest Gump describing different types of shrimp, but it's not funny, nor is it interesting. It's just filler.
Some nerds call this shit "world building". I call it Tolkien loving the smell of his own farts.
It's not that Tolkien is a particularly interesting or gifted writer for the average reader that makes him such a draw. (let's face it, he's actually a little boring- although, I know millions will disagree with me). What makes Tolkien amazing and his works a landmark piece is that he pretty much created a very rich and dramatic genre and alternate universe all by himself. Sure, he took a lot from mythology, but he created a very vivid world different from others before him. Almost every fantasy author who has come along after Tolkien has stolen a little bit of Tolkien (or a lot of Tolkien) in creating their worlds. Most fantasy worlds ARE a rip-off of Tolkien in one way or another.
Tolkien's strength is not in his wordsmanship, it's in his creativity.
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I would assert the whole fantasy genre came from Tolkien. His writings may not have been as intriguing as other authors, but his universe is often used by others.
There have been two other major fantasy paradigms that have followed after that. The roles of elves, orcs, etc. changing due to Warhammer and World of Warcraft (which is heavily influenced by that style.) Then, the butchery style of George R. R. Martin where before that, the named characters would survive, perhaps with one being the sacrifice to
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In case you haven't seen it:
Epic Rap Battles of History, George RR Martin vs JRR Tolkien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
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That would be the same reason Smeagol never married. His life was consumed by the Ring (except he only turned into a lech, not a Gollum type thing.
"I sit on the floor and pick my nose, and think of dirty things; of dragons who wear rubber suits, and Elves who drub their dings..."
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They could use "Bored of the Rings".