DirecTV Will Soon Bring AI Ads To Your Screensaver (theverge.com) 32
DirecTV wants to use AI to put you, your family, and your pets inside a custom TV screensaver. From a report: If that's not uncanny enough, you'll find items you can shop for within that AI environment, whether it's a piece of clothing similar to the one your AI likeness is wearing or a piece of furniture that pops up alongside it.
The satellite TV giant is partnering with the AI company Glance to roll out this experience to DirecTV Gemini devices starting next year. "We are making television a lean-in experience versus lean back," Rajat Wanchoo, the group vice president of commercial partnerships at Glance, tells The Verge. "We want to give users a chance to use the advancements that have happened in generative AI to create a ChatGPT moment for themselves, but on TV." Glance is owned by InMobi, the same company that injected ecommerce bloatware into Motorola's budget phones.
The satellite TV giant is partnering with the AI company Glance to roll out this experience to DirecTV Gemini devices starting next year. "We are making television a lean-in experience versus lean back," Rajat Wanchoo, the group vice president of commercial partnerships at Glance, tells The Verge. "We want to give users a chance to use the advancements that have happened in generative AI to create a ChatGPT moment for themselves, but on TV." Glance is owned by InMobi, the same company that injected ecommerce bloatware into Motorola's budget phones.
The Great Enshittification... history will call (Score:5, Insightful)
this period in time.
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Con artists looking for marks.
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Makes me glad I gave up on TV. (OTOH, it makes me worry about the next time I need to replace a monitor.)
Which is why... (Score:1)
Re:Which is why... (Score:5, Interesting)
Fuck Advertising. ALL Forms.
There are useful forms of advertising. I want to know if a new mom & pop restaurant opens down the street from me. A sign on the side of the road for example letting me know they just opened.
I also think it is perfectly fine to offer free content in exchange for a few seconds of my time to watch an advertisement. This is simply a different payment method. Time rather than a currency exchange.
The issue with advertising is that current marketers seem to have no limits or boundaries in which they are not willing to cross. This is just another example of where pure capitalism is failing us. We can't tell monopolies like Facebook or Google "no" or otherwise limit their reach. Government regulation is a must.
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The issue with advertising is that current marketers seem to have no limits or boundaries in which they are not willing to cross
Exactly this - just like the early web, marketers arrogantly think that because they can (have the ability to) shove ads in our faces, that they must shove ads in our faces or that the ability somehow "gives them permission" to do so, forcefully.
Re: Which is why... (Score:2)
Part of that reaction is that any new capability is sold to them as "If you don't pay us to do this, we will go to a competitor. Or become one."
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Only one problem. My time is MORE precious than money, and ISN'T for sale at any price. IF they wish to run code on MY PC, they must ASK. Which I will then politely and permanently DECLINE. I have ZERO interest in giving an advertiser my time. Nor do I wish to give these sites my MONEY. If they want to charge for the site, paywall it. I simply won't visit anymore. If they expect me to waste my time for them, its time for them to play a long game of hide and go fuck themselves. I am 100% not interested. Nor will I EVER be. ;-)
If you don't want the ads, don't consume their content. It's that easy.
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There are useful forms of advertising. I want to know if a new mom & pop restaurant opens down the street from me. A sign on the side of the road for example letting me know they just opened.
I also think it is perfectly fine to offer free content in exchange for a few seconds of my time to watch an advertisement. This is simply a different payment method. Time rather than a currency exchange.
The issue with advertising is that current marketers seem to have no limits or boundaries in which they are not willing to cross. This is just another example of where pure capitalism is failing us. We can't tell monopolies like Facebook or Google "no" or otherwise limit their reach. Government regulation is a must.
The problem is that our reactions to ads are not used to tune the ad display algorithm - I'd be a lot happier if Youtube determined that me skipping every Grammerly ad as soon as the 'Skip' button shows up indicates I don't want the product, and perhaps they should show a different ad - or even none, if there's nothing of note for that timeslot.
On the flipside, if I'm interested in a product but don't have enough info about it, I should be able to indicate that and have applicable and relevant ads run in th
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If you wouldn't walk into my home unannounced and stand at the end of my dinner table and spout your BS, don't expect to sneak in ANY OTHER WAY. ;-)
Advertisers would *absolutely* do that if it wasn't illegal.
The future as nightmare :o (Score:2)
Reminds me of the Mr. Robot episode where Eliot ended up in a 1980s style sitcom.
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“We want to give users a chance to use the advancements that have happened in generative AI to create a ChatGPT moment for themselves, but on TV.” Reminds me of the Mr. Robot episode where Eliot ended up in a 1980s style sitcom.
Just saw that one for the first time last night. Alf even showed up, though I was disappointed he didn't eat any cats.
I really enjoy (Score:2)
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Yeah, there we go. (Score:2)
"We want to give users a chance to use the advancements that have happened in generative AI to create a ChatGPT moment for themselves, but on TV."
Yeah, that's how people will get a chance to utilize the advancements of generative AI. Through advertising. This is the advancement of the human race, top-down, people. Take our most advanced advertising technology and *EXPERIENCE* it! Feel the power of our advancements! FEEL IT!
Great use of resources (Score:3)
When will the AI bubble finally pop so this goes away?
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I mean someone tells me every time I ask it a question I'm boiling a small lake.
I tell them to shut the fuck up and do some actual math rather than listen to total idiots online that just five minutes prior were talking about how cystals cure cancer. Yeah...the person who believes a shiny rock will save them is exactly the person I think is an authority on scientific matters such as power consumption.
I routinely pull a couple of kW just to talk to people on the other side of the planet with radio waves. No
AI is Advertisement Intensification (Score:3)
As I've been saying...
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Edit: I don't know what DirecTV is, as it's not available in my country. (Looks like our equivalent of Austar)
Brainstorming / boardroom gone wrong. (Score:2)
"We want to give users a chance to use the advancements that have happened in generative AI to create a ChatGPT moment for themselves, but on TV."
The genesis of many, many bad ideas: ", but on ..."
(Pretty sure the first part of that quote is dumb too.)
I looked at cable tv yesterday... (Score:2)
So I looked at cable tv yesterday.
I had access to a remote control and a tv with "all the channels" so, for the first time in several years, I started clicking around through the channel guide and selecting stuff more-or-less at random.
I selected a dozen or so different channels and there was only ONE that wasn't playing a commercial when I selected it. One. Single. Channel.
I even waited for a minute or two on some of the channels to see what the programming looked like, and I got to watch more ads and a f
Can somebody please (Score:2)
...pop this AI bubble already?
... too big to jail, too big to care. (Score:2)
No they won't... (Score:2)
I don't have DirecTV, and for the most part... I don't watch TV.
Problem solved!
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Misread the headline (Score:2)
Did anyone else see this as "DirecTV Will Soon Bring Aids to Your Screensaver"?
Two of these three things... (Score:2)
No, they won't (Score:2)
"DirecTV Will Soon Bring AI Ads To Your Screensaver"
No they fucking won't, because I don't use DirecTV, and if I did I'd drop them like a bad habit.
But since I don't use DirecTV, this move only ensures that I'll never use DirecTV.
So, yeah congrats to DirecTV for alienating at least some fraction of their untapped audience. Truly forward thinking in reverse.
To quote Namcy Reagan just say (Score:2)